>Hello Robert.

>Hello Robert. One ticket for Joker Folie à Deux please.
>...anon, it says "à deux", not "à un".

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. ONE ticket for that movie. now hopp hopp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's saying you can't go in alone anon. No singles policy dum dum

      Hey Robert. One ticket for boku no pico please

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robert, I overlooked you ignoring my falcon before, but this is too much.
    I expect a personal manlet attendant for my viewing in recompense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >okay anon, ill give you that this one time
      >but I've gotta man the desk so you gotta go down the manlet pit to get him yourself
      what do? Im afraid the manlets might rise up against me and not let me leave their pit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't come out of the pit as the king of the midgets, you don't deserve to come out at all.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do american movie theaters actually look this sovl ours are boring and the workers wear mcdonalds ass uniforms

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they do but thanks to Hollywood they'll all be gone soon especially once they'll continue rising their prices until a single popcorn costs $50

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop buying popcorn vessels

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine sticking your dick in that thing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >VICTOR! WHERE’S MY SWIIIITCH?!?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can get a large popcorn and soda for $10 which is overpriced but not that bad, including the ticket $20 to see a movie is pretty fair

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually I have my tsundere tulpa with me

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robert, don't be "à douche." This is a cultural touchstone I can't miss.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, culture touchstones are only for people who get their stones touched

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >á un
    >and á deux and á trois and a four!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer was boring! The first one wasn't a self-important drama like that was it?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will buying two tickets then, one for me, and one for you

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did i stutter?
    Give me the fricking ticket before i get you fired.
    Thsi is a cinema, high school dropouts can do your job.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir...I-I was just trying to correct you...
    >There was no need to say that word...

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i get UHHHHHHHHHH one (1) (uno) (un) (Ichi) ticket for the FALLY A DOO movie K THANK U i have a coupon for popcorn who takes this?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Je suis un moron, Robert. Give me the ticket and make it quick!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robert, je suis fol. Alors, ch'suis dingue. Or, donne-moi un billet ou je te flingue et tous les clients aussi.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Robert
    Kek, like Baskin Roberts!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ban evading is a death sentence, seth!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT'S IT!!!!!!!
    EVERYBODY GET THE GROUND!!!
    I GOT AN AR-15!!!!!!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  16. 3 weeks ago
    again

    *le melancolique visage*

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Robert, you just outed yourself. My date here with me tonight is completely invisible to everyone who is gay. Now get me my usual jumbo XL order of crab legs and then get out of my way homosexual

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