Helluva Boss

Should've leaned into his Harold voice for this guy.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the new DILF?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moxxie's more my type but he ain't bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember Viv saying somewhere that he is in his 20s so i don't think he counts as a dilf (plus we got the line from Millie being 5 years older than Loona who is 22, and Moxxie has to be close to Millie's age)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Voted worst father in the show.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Still better than Moxxie’s mother.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boywife
    boywife

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      source?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        youtube channel full of gen Z cringe "memes"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's letting you know that the source is not worth looking up because that animation is pretty much the only good thing from it and the rest of the channel is shit

            but if you really want to give yourself cancer

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >This is probably on Youtubekids

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If it was, then the comments would be disabled.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, it's just one of those "meme" animation channels that exists solely to groom kids and give them fetishes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ... Ohio moments?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ohio is a meme for some reason, its scary or something like the backrooms but ironic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you think IMP was responsible for the train crash

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ngl, IMP causing a train crash would have been a neat episode.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, it's just one of those "meme" animation channels that exists solely to groom kids and give them fetishes.

                It's letting you know that the source is not worth looking up because that animation is pretty much the only good thing from it and the rest of the channel is shit

                but if you really want to give yourself cancer

                design and animation are quite good
                but such a soundtrack ... just why?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              > The animation is pretty much the only good thing from it
              Are you talking about Helluva Boss series?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I said "that", not "the"

                dumb shitposters can't even quote properly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bimbo shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Bimbo Femboys

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chaz was the worst part of that episode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd hatefrick him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this
      he's just too annoying, not even in an endearing way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I respect him for being such an enormous shitpost of a character

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shitpost
        He wasn’t even that. You could just use him for a flashback or tell of him relating to Moxxie and the episode would be the ezact same in second half.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The type of shitpost that gets replies of "ironic shitposting is still shitposting", yes

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad James Gandolfini is dead, he'd do this character justice.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was it just my impression or was the animation a bit lower on quality compared to previous episodes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How so?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well, episode 5 is still the worst in animation quality.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >those scenes where it drops down to like 8 frames per second

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the animation was decidedly worse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Writing and voice acting too, blitzo's VA sounds so soulless in this ep. Not that I can blame him, this episode feels like a death knell for any hope that the series will be good anymore.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    practically me, meeting every girl in my life. I'm already 30. Am I autistic? Never met Loonaa.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile me
      >hey, wanna frick or something?
      >incoherent nervous stammering
      >???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't Loona being incoherent and stammering around Vortex

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I get the feeling Loona is a virgin and probably a femcel, and that image is hilarious as frick.

          • 1 year ago
            Loonanon

            I'm pretty sure she got sexually abused in that orphanage.
            But she is completely nervous around anyone she is attracted to, and says weird shit. That makes her more likeable in my opinion.

            That guy is definitely the type of guy to wear you down if he senses anything.
            and that's when you take his ass to the locker room and show him who's boss of this gym.
            >We are sliding at lightspeed now. Yesterday was bullet train.
            For the love of god, if you go back to tulpa levels, keep your head on straight.

            I hope I can.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm pretty sure she got sexually abused in that orphanage.
              Possibly but Loona being a virgin is way funnier, also means M&M could finally bully her back.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                In that case they would have to address the fact that she got syphilis at birth.

                >the dancing in question

                I have always and will always fricking love this gif.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That depends on if you count the pilot as fully canon or not.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                I do, because if it is not fully canon, then nothing should be, and in which case it shouldn't matter which order you watch the episodes in. Because that is not the intended goal of the show, and both cannot be true at the same time, Loona canonically has syphilis.

                No reasoning you will ever make can fix this.
                get syphilis, b***h.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Man fuk u

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                no u

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >if it is not fully canon, then nothing should be.
                Why? It's very common for pilots to have differences, of wildly varying degrees, from the rest of the show. Hell, in some extreme cases an entire character might just disappear going from the pilot to the next episode.

                [...]

                >Cinemaphile will never be able to change me. Nothing will.
                Thinking that is actually dangerous for you.
                Everyone can be manipulated, influenced or changed. Everyone has logical fallacies and subconscious biases.
                That's one of the first things that someone who's escaped a cult will tell you.
                And besides, wouldn't you say that Helluva Boss changed you? I bet that if you never watched this show you'd definitely be considerably different from who you are today.

                Probably not gonna be able to respond, im gonna (try) to go to bed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >incoherent and stammering
        also my thing if I like a girl ... but this happened a couple of times and I received only a refusal.
        I didn't really try later, hobbies, studies, work, mmo, procrastination (especially procrastination) - haunt me.

        No. Yes? Maybe.

        I am 23, at every party and social gathering -by invitation- and meet a lot of women. I hate to say it, but I think women just follow the group, and as such, none of them really stand out. Women like Loona have been extremely rare for a long time, and are now almost extinct. It is causing me to lose an uphill battle against myself, my autistic tastes, and Loona.

        Frick everything, I lost this one.

        indeed, there are almost no girls like Loona, namely singles who can punch in the teeth and have their own opinion and stand aside. an endangered species...

        [...]
        [...]
        Let me sun it up for you guys real easy. If a woman wants to have sex wear a condom and do it unless you’re in a relationship. It’s not worth it to hold out for a girl you’re not saying go swim, generally girls like guys with more experience and confidence anyway. If you’re in a relationship don’t be a dick, if she’s in a relationship make sure you can kick the other guys ass and that you hate him otherwise you’ll feel like garbage. Have fun get laid it’s not magical but damn if it don’t feel good.

        who?
        No, I wasn't offered sex.
        just dating and dumb shit like a relationship, I guess. I was deceived twice and already 3 times I did not believe in such an offer to meet
        at the university there was mainly a male team and I had no one to get acquainted with from the female, and those that were were already occupied by someone

        Its over for you. Poor Loona, she will probably go cry her eyes out.

        >Its over for you. Poor Loona, she will probably go cry her eyes out.
        if it was true of course
        I was mostly thought of as a weirdo who smelled of garlic. never understood such words from girls.

        god that drawing's like 2 years old lmao

        I do not regret that I can not drink alcohol or smoke
        but apparently I lost a lot of similar situations that contributed to socialization

        • 1 year ago
          Loonanon

          Let me give you a little advice, that my own sorrows and anxieties have revealed to me.

          You can have everything you've ever wanted, it's all in reach. It's just a trade off. What are you willing to sell to gain? Mostly you trade time. Time for an athletic body. Time for white teeth. Time for people skills. Sometimes you pay with your mind. Brain power for money. Brain power for respect.

          You'll always be paying. So I guess the question is, what are you going to give to Loona?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. Hello. This is me from the freezer. We are now about +8 degrees Celsius. And dirt everywhere. One endless depression. Save me only books, but the Internet. WALKING. I'm still working on the road from here.
            Opportunity to agree on things... Two introverts with different approaches to things: I over-analyze things and get hung up on one thing (INTP), she will just take it rudely and do it (ISTP)... and here it will be necessary to look for a line so that opinions and feelings converged.
            The only problem is emotions... both are silent and want their space. Saying "I love you" will be eventful and a little awkward.
            It is easier for me to show love with an action, a gift, or a touch than to say something superfluous. Words are words, you can leave them in your head, right?
            I need a breather after a bunch of people. I feel normal in the company of acquaintances or loved ones.
            We can both procrastinate successfully, because the approach to short-term and optional things is quite similar. The dishes can really wait.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. Yes? Maybe.

      I am 23, at every party and social gathering -by invitation- and meet a lot of women. I hate to say it, but I think women just follow the group, and as such, none of them really stand out. Women like Loona have been extremely rare for a long time, and are now almost extinct. It is causing me to lose an uphill battle against myself, my autistic tastes, and Loona.

      Frick everything, I lost this one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She'd prefer Glep anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't work anymore, at all.
          Don't even hate the frog anymore.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I had a feeling it was you.
            You doin okay? You're not relapsing, are you?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm not okay.
              Yes, I am.

              That dream sent me into a downward spiral, but maybe I'll be okay. For now, I want to speak about Loona.

              *Ahem*
              She's cute.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just don't let it knock you any further, man. You're on a good path, you don't wanna fall off.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We'll see.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I got your back either way, bro.
                I'm still on my Loona kick, but this shark douche is activating my neurons in very weird and confusing ways.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                Why spend brain-power on a flamboyant douche who's only reason for being around you is to frick you, regardless of your own enjoyment, when you can spend brain power on a woman who has never known anyone who would selflessly care for her, and as such would love you because you care about her, for her.

                Loona is always better, and shark dude is a douche.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have energy for both.
                I dunno, Chaz is an butthole, pitiful, obnoxious, but I can't stay away. Makes me feel like a teenage girl and I hate it.
                I've also realized Loona and I have too much in common, and not in a good way, so I'm a bit conflicted.
                Plus I wanna put his money where his mouth is, whip it out and see whose is bigger

                ???
                you think I have problems getting sexo?
                Why waste time on sex, when you could cook dinner for someone like Loona and watch reruns of X-files? There are better things than sex, my guy.

                >he put the name back on
                Bro, you're sliding back at bullet train speeds, be careful.

                Its over for you. Poor Loona, she will probably go cry her eyes out.

                It's okay, she was probably trying to lure you into sniper range anyway.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                We are sliding at lightspeed now. Yesterday was bullet train.

                >Looks at spoiler
                >cannot unlook at spoiler
                >hates himself for looking
                >knows he'll make the same mistake next time

                Oh yeah man by all means keep making diner for a cartoon dog you totally won.

                I don't know, I guess.
                seethe?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That guy is definitely the type of guy to wear you down if he senses anything.
                and that's when you take his ass to the locker room and show him who's boss of this gym.
                >We are sliding at lightspeed now. Yesterday was bullet train.
                For the love of god, if you go back to tulpa levels, keep your head on straight.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Man I know that in your mind you think your private brain is a safe place to experiment with these thoughts and feelings but this stuff radiates through your pores and and body language if you let it take root and reprogram you

                Go watch dragon Ball Z immediately

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're not wrong.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                >its another episode of straight people thinking they understand gays
                Reminder that you are as bad as twitter whites thinking they understand what is racist or offensive

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldnt hurt you to try their suggestions for cures. Could include Loonanon's suggestion of eating red meat to get cured too.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The disease is being ignorant.
                You need a cure more than i do. Shame they dont do lobotomies still

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Shame they dont do lobotomies still
                Historically those were also used to treat homosexuality, so you would be the one receiving one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I eat a lot of red meat, I don't think that has anything to do with it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The disease is being ignorant.
                You need a cure more than i do. Shame they dont do lobotomies still

                Thank you for calling me straight but I have bad news for you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >self hating gay
                The worst kind

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's objectively the best kind. It's no contest. Ambiguous homoerotic undertones beat actual explicit poopdicking 100% of the time and this show is some of the best evidence possible.

                Accepting gay sex as something ok or normal immediately brings a setting or cosmology down to a redditor level of nihilism and juvenility

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                Yeah he's right.
                I mean, sex is cool and all, but gay sex kind of makes it a different thing.

                Not to mention, all shows have that 'will they won't they' relationship, that should have been blitzo/stolas.

                instead it's a frickfest, with no question as to how they feel. The closest we got was when blitzo admitted stolas just wanted to frick him, which was unfortunately true.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think a lot of the time guys get into the idea of gay stuff because they have no other context to process men having strong feelings about each other. In healthy societies there are rules about how to express that stuff without sexual implications. From what I understand this also involves beating homos in the street for threatening that balance

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Quit samegayging. Also, pretty obvious bad faith argument there, when it's made obvious to the viewer that that's how Blitzo sees their relationship, while Stolas very obviously wants an emotionally romantic relationship, but Blitzo is too scarred and jaded to open up/realise he's being genuine

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                Namegay yes; samegay never.

                and please don't say bad faith here. Don't mix reddit and Cinemaphile terminology, it hurts my small brain.

                also, quit getting upset about something I said hours ago. My opinion is my opinion and I don't really care if you like it or not.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Loonanon more like gayanon
                Owned

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                I'm not sure how I'll recover. Going to have to go to the doctor and get prescribed some copium

                >leddit spacing

                I will never understand this reddit spacing argument. I type how I type. I've never posted anything on reddit before.

                >what is she playing?
                That starting bit to smoke on the water (she's a beginner)

                I bet she bought an expensive guitar and amp.
                she doesn't even know what the tone knobs do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >leddit spacing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >leddit spacing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >poopdicking
                Sounds like someone's a complete fricking moron who doesn't know how to clean himself properly. You should get some Canadian healthcare, dumbfrick.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >t. poopdicker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >women like loona
        Loona is not a woman, she is a cartoon character. If youre drawing expectations from fictional media then of course you're struggling. Do some mushrooms and touch grass.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No mushrooms, just grass and a copy of Marriage and Virginity According to St. John Chrysostom (Fr. Josiah Trenham, available for free online at http://etheses.dur.ac.uk/1259/1/1259.pdf?EThOS%20(BL))

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile me
      >hey, wanna frick or something?
      >incoherent nervous stammering
      >???

      No. Yes? Maybe.

      I am 23, at every party and social gathering -by invitation- and meet a lot of women. I hate to say it, but I think women just follow the group, and as such, none of them really stand out. Women like Loona have been extremely rare for a long time, and are now almost extinct. It is causing me to lose an uphill battle against myself, my autistic tastes, and Loona.

      Frick everything, I lost this one.

      Let me sun it up for you guys real easy. If a woman wants to have sex wear a condom and do it unless you’re in a relationship. It’s not worth it to hold out for a girl you’re not saying go swim, generally girls like guys with more experience and confidence anyway. If you’re in a relationship don’t be a dick, if she’s in a relationship make sure you can kick the other guys ass and that you hate him otherwise you’ll feel like garbage. Have fun get laid it’s not magical but damn if it don’t feel good.

      • 1 year ago
        Loonanon

        ???
        you think I have problems getting sexo?
        Why waste time on sex, when you could cook dinner for someone like Loona and watch reruns of X-files? There are better things than sex, my guy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I fully believe you’re a virgin.

          • 1 year ago
            Loonanon

            If your reaction to what I said is to call me a virgin, I think I've made my point succesfully.

            Its over for you. Poor Loona, she will probably go cry her eyes out.

            She'll spend the rest of her life not knowing what she did to make you hate her. She just wanted to express her attraction to you, and neuron activation did it's thing.

            You dick.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah man by all means keep making diner for a cartoon dog you totally won.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Loona's that fragile, she kills people after all. She'd write you off as a weirdo and an butthole, then move on.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'd wager at least 90% of the waifus people here obsess over would never want to interact with the people who waifu them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its over for you. Poor Loona, she will probably go cry her eyes out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god that drawing's like 2 years old lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That dude on the right is literally me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the dancing in question

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Any chance I could convince you to draw someone saying this to Loona?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >this but if it was about Striker/Blitzo
      Please

      Brandon Rogers should never have been let into the writing room.
      Note how much better this episode was, cause neither Viv nor Brandon wrote it.

      >not that much better
      When Viv and Brandon have set the bar that low, the difference is noticeable

      Who wrote it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        u mean a striker/blitzo bodyswap?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I didn’t realize, that was a Moxxie/Striker body swap? I pictured Striker pining for Blitzo because.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it unpopular to say that this was the best episode in a really long time? Some of the humor didn't really land for me but I enjoyed the characters, I enjoyed the plot, and I enjoyed the honestly pretty great action sequence at the end.

    While I still think wacky murder-of-the-week episodes would have been the ideal way to do this show, demon mafia crime drama is way more interesting than the god awful Stolas shipping.

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      I'd say so. I feel that they should have built moxxie's father a bit more, but other than that it was ok, which is better than 'absolute shit'

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah thats about how I feel too. It was far from ideal, but it was a massive improvement.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just a young moxxie learning the ropes of assassination
    >"you see boy sniping is all about location"

    ?t=11

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel if he used his Harold voice it'd be both funny and disturbing at the same time, so it would have been perfect.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We'd probably have more meme gold too

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would there be a difference at all if they switched Moxxie and Millie's genders? Would it just no longer be considered "subversive"? 😛

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Would there be a difference at all if they switched Moxxie and Millie's genders?
      Millie (Milo?) would be way hotter.
      The "this ass is mine" bit might not play as well with twitter crowd.

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      It would be considered rude by the femcels because the man would be doing man things like protecting his wife and standing up for her, and that's not allowed.

      If they actually did that, there might be something good and pure in the show, but they won't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, you pretty much nailed it right there.

        Millie can do stuff, but Moxxie can't? Seems legit.

        • 1 year ago
          Loonanon

          I think it's halarious that they have tried to make a south-park-esque comedy where everything is wrong and considered bad as retaliation from all people who would impose morals on them, and failed so hard.

          It's so easy, I'm not going to do the whole:
          >Hire fans durr durr
          thing but for fricks sake it is such a cool idea ruined by shitty horny writers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine having such a cool and original concept of "demon hitmen go to Earth to kill humans for revenge".....and then not doing anything with it. Instead, they chose to focus on a shitty gay romance drama that isn't even interesting.

            • 1 year ago
              Loonanon

              Gay romance is lame
              I need the punk rocker girl furry romance to even kind of be satisfied.

              I'm going to go do something else.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What sucks is the gay drama episodes were in the series bible to begin with. The gay drama was always the plan, the hitman stuff was just there to gather interest.
              We were bait and switched.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                we could say that your expectations were subverted even

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In a way, but not a good one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well, frick. Damn.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And the fact that they are demons and the story takes place in Hell are both so unimportant that they could be cut out and VERY little would have changed. It sucks how under utilized the setting is. Imagine if Greed was bunch of weird shops following you so you buy something from them or it being a giant stage that constantly changing itself to Mammon's will as he plays some music or Gluttony being like a giant Beehive where all the minerals used in production throughout Hell are mined and Demons live in buildings all around that Beehive with concept of up and down being very unclear and most beings there are used as slaves. Some really cool shit that can only be possible in this kind of dimension of endless Torment and unchecked vices. Make it weird. Make it alien. Don't make it just shitty earth. It is a funny joke for one episode (and could apply to Pride ONLY), but at some point you SHOULD get creative with it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But Viv doesn't want to be creative, she wants to make gay psuedo-smut.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly them having the most stable relationship is subversive for world of Helluva Boss's standards considering it's the only monogamous straight relationship AND is the only one besides Millie's parents that isn't a total fricking mess. That's why I love them so much and I would most likely dislike the show more if not entirely drop it if they ever frick up their relationship with something like cheating. Petty as that is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Then we would have a strong protective husband jealous of the female ex of his bi wife, and we all know that the twitter crowd would fricking burn Viv alive if she tried something like that (not that she would ever want to anyway)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who said anything about Chaz being female? I only said what if it was just Moxxie and Millie who were the opposite genders.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but yeah if Chaz is male it does play better
          (You lose all the gay jokes though)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It wouldn't be as problematic as if Chaz were a girl yeah, but you still have the thing of the strong and badass husband protecting his defenseless wife (plus the "this ass is mine" line), and Viv sure as shit would rather die than doing that

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      Owl breasts?
      Owl breasts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hooters, if you will.

        • 1 year ago
          Loonanon

          holy
          holy shit
          HOLY SHIT
          someone draw helluva hooters.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crim adopting Collin as his new son!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Would still want to frick both, so nothing would change on my end.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the leaks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BrTwkxTBNFdu3jUEcMU5NL9vRdDYpPfI

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So stolitz really is the endgame ship huh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What were you expecting, after Viv completely re-contextualized his relationship with Stella starting in S2?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm don't object to Stolitz and I'm not a Stella simp. I just wasn't sure if it was happening or not.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And I'm saying it's been completely obvious ever since the first episode of S2 painting Stella as literally hitler and Stolas as goodboi who dindu nuffin
              that's all

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Man you uh... really like Stella huh

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And her husband, I love all the birbs.
                But if you've been paying attention, there was an extremely sharp change in their relationship dynamic with S2E1
                no longer are both characters in the wrong, now it is being painted black and white as one character being irredeemably wrong and the other character being completely justified in his actions
                I hate shitty writing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >And her husband, I love all the birbs.
                Based and birb pilled.
                All of them are good characters, but victims of shit writing and self inserting. Not directly, but by uh, whatever the guy who does Blitzo is called, shoving his personal marriage drama onto the situation.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Brandon Rogers should never have been let into the writing room.
                Note how much better this episode was, cause neither Viv nor Brandon wrote it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this episode was instead written by someone who claims to be "open to criticism" but then strawmans every single critic as being one insanely unreasonable person that is constantly contradicting his own opinions.
                not that much better

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >not that much better
                When Viv and Brandon have set the bar that low, the difference is noticeable

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. This take is dumb.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no counterargument
                (You) are dumb.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She's hot though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My prediction is Stolas ends up living with Blitz after Via blocks off his house

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like this show anymore. The first two episodes of this season just ruined it for me.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did Chaz convince Moxxie's dad that he's rich? I thought he was going to reveal that he knew it was a scam but just wanted to humiliate Moxxie anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the power of shitty writing

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Striker, C.H.E.R.U.B and D.H.O.R.K.S last appeared over a year ago
    >Verosika is the only non-main character antagonist to appear in one episode so far
    Stop doing this shit, Viv. I can handle villain of the week, just don't leave them open ended, I want to know what happened to them. If there's one thing I can compliment season 2 on, so far, is that they tied up villains' stories. Chaz fricking dies, and Crimson has no reason to pursue I.M.P.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well we are getting Striker at least.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Striker, C.H.E.R.U.B and D.H.O.R.K.S last appeared over a year ago
      But that much time hasnt passed in the story I'm pretty sure. The human agents are probably still planning something with the Stolas footage and cherubs still sucking dick for cash or whatever the frick to survive their stay on her.
      Plus

      Well we are getting Striker at least.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >on her.
        on EARTH I mean, fug

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muppet mouth
      cursed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moxxie WOULD be happy to have a girl's hand up his ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i legit would pay good money for a moxxie puppet

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depressed Boyfriend needs more love.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd hug him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does he? He seemed content enough with the love he got when that dildo went up his butt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The dildo shouldve been my dick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The dildo shouldve been my dick

        He definitely loves anal from that reaction.

        I bet Chaz banged him in secret (i.e Chaz is out of the closet but Depressed Boyfriend hides his sexuality).

        Moxxie probably made out with him too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lucky frickers.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They even get some steamy threesomes, rocking the backseat of D.B's spacious car.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Millie raped him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't seem to mind that dildo up his butt.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Moxxie should have been allowed to follow through with his threat to his dad, ending this type of episode as a damsel was lame.

  25. 1 year ago
    Loonanon

    You meet Loona in a bar.
    What is your pickup line?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey good-lookin', you down to clown?

      • 1 year ago
        Loonanon

        ...
        can't speak for sure, but...
        you would get turned down.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the result no matter what I picked lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Loonanon

            Oh comeon
            I know you could come up with something good.
            use your brain, not ur dick

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >use your brain
              I was, there's just not much there.

              They even get some steamy threesomes, rocking the backseat of D.B's spacious car.

              Thats pretty lewd. Moxxie's definitely a one man/woman man though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chaz talked him into it in the past, lol. Moxxie's monogamous preferences hadn't cemented yet.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did he?

                Embarrassment. The disease still I.Ds who she banged. There's a lot more shape variety to hell's STDs, like tattoos.

                Fun headcanon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Due to demon immune systems, STDs manifest more akin to a single isolated birthmark-type thing. Barely noticeable except if you know what to look for.

                That's how you know Chaz slept with Moxxie, Depressed Boyfriend, Millie and Blitzo. They all carry the distinctive "sex mark" just above the crevice of their butts.

                There's no privacy in hell. You sleep with someone, you're marked with their symbol.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Neat idea of yours anon
                Not my thing but some people might like it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just figure demons have a totally different view on STDs than humans do.

                Some collect them, some pass them along like valentine cards, some just boast they're not virgins that way.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's also, for obvious reasons, an easy way to tell if your lover is cheating on you. It won't just be your mark on her.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                No no
                deep brain
                thousands of years of human evolution mean you are able to get b***hes. All your ancestors did, you're no dud. We stopped having duds. Just fools who couldn't tell the difference.

                THINK DEEPER.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I got a bucket of chicken...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Loona's syphilis meets Chaz's herpes

        Super-STD!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, hell aids

          I remember Viv saying somewhere that he is in his 20s so i don't think he counts as a dilf (plus we got the line from Millie being 5 years older than Loona who is 22, and Moxxie has to be close to Millie's age)

          >I remember Viv saying somewhere that he is in his 20s so i don't think he counts as a dilf
          Who, Moxxie or Crim? No way Crim is in his 20s.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Moxxie

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do u think the show will end with every antagonist killed off by the end

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think Stella gets talk no jutsu'd
      Crim gets merk'd by Moxxie and Millie doing the thing Dante and Vergil did when they killed Arkham in DMC3
      Striker fricks off
      Paimon gets put into a lamp of some kind
      Vero and Blitzo work it out after Bitzo swallows more pride than the circle itself
      Cherubs find the Hazbin Hotel and work there to redeem themselves
      Fizz and Bitzo work it out. He gets gay married to Ozzie
      I think that's everyone?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you missed the DHORKS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The DHORKS need to find a way to get into hell, regroup with their sinner comrades and frick IMP up.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I like the demon DHORKS teaming up with the mortal ones.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I like the demon DHORKS teaming up with the mortal ones.

            I had an idea sometime ago, it's probably very bad, but I thought about reverse I.M.P, basically skilled humans sent to hell to survive and become future exterminators

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Gonna be hard, you need angel weapons to kill higher demons and sinners.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                True, maybe they would have, I dunno, silver weapons ou blesses ones by priests and such, not super effective, but enough to make demons be careful and all that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt DHORKS will ever become anything more than a minor joke antagonist for the rare "Men In Black" reference. The show won't ever go the route of having humanity discover the existence of hell, or at least have anyone outside of some fringe lunatics believe it, considering that would likely interfere with Hazbin Hotel

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In hell, STDs aren't even bad. They're basically just a form of tagging. They show who you've slept with, but demons are impervious to negative effects.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If that were the case, why would Loona want a cure?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassment. The disease still I.Ds who she banged. There's a lot more shape variety to hell's STDs, like tattoos.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Loona doesn't have syphilis, how? I simply choose that she doesn't in my mind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't have syphilis in the sense that humans would. Demons are much more resilient. STDs barely dent them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No I choose to ignore that part entirety, I like to imagine having sexual relations with her while I'm still alive and I don't want hellhound STDs. She's also a virgin.

        • 1 year ago
          Loonanon

          I would collect her STDs like infinity stones.
          Like fricking badges.
          >Roll up to my homies house
          >BRO
          >CHECK IT OUT
          >I CAUGHT A NEW ONE
          >"LOONA FRICKED YOU AGAIN?"
          >YEA
          >BROO
          >"BROOO"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            t. picrel

            • 1 year ago
              Loonanon

              Worth it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, you say that now.

                Then we would have a strong protective husband jealous of the female ex of his bi wife, and we all know that the twitter crowd would fricking burn Viv alive if she tried something like that (not that she would ever want to anyway)

                Moxxie is cute no matter which sex he is.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Mortal Propaganda! Demon STDS are never larger than a small human mole.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Forced memes are the worst

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I was just musing about demon STDS. I'm done. Explored the idea.

                Back to standard lewding.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i also wish you to have AIDS loonagay

            • 1 year ago
              Loonanon

              Then I get to die with loona?
              You made it better, not worse.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Would you read her slash fics?

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                Every night before she went to sleep.

                I kinda want to teach you how to make a tulpa...

                I've already done it.
                Turned me into what I am today. Spent a month getting rid of her because I hate myself right now.

                Could bring her back, occasionally I feel it at the back of my head, but then I remember the shame. It's never worth it.

                Better she be my muse than a friend.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Loonanon recites Loona's own slash fics to her as a bedtime story before tucking her in

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                Don't forget the kiss goodnight, and her cup of hot chocolate 30 minutes before.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Spent a month getting rid of her
                But why?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, living in a fantasy world is no life at all.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Life is a shitty fantasy where people argue about made up concepts, trade paper that they deluded themselves thinking has value, and follow though constructs that they consider to be true. Might as well make your own perception of the world slightly better by creating a separate ego consciousness so you'll have something, or rather someone, to live for.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >follow though constructs
                *follow thought constructs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You really mustve been beaten down by life to think playing pretend to the point of insanity is better.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, a tulpa is as real as you are. The only difference between you (or more accurately your ego) and a tulpa is that you (your ego consciousness) are the only one piloting your meat suit. You very own sense of self, by your own definition, is a delusion created by your parents during the process of "raising you" (aka spreading the delusion of selfhood).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You have schizophrenia, unironically.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If it's a form of schizophrenia, then it is a very high functioning form of it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Either way its not a healthy way of coping with the world, no matter how you spin it.
                I'm gonna post some on topic stuff now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Either way its not a healthy way of coping with the world, no matter how you spin it
                Having a lone ego rattling around in one's skull is far less healthy. Either get rid of it like Buddhists do or go in the opposite direction and create more. Both are better than the normal ego's state.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Having a lone ego rattling around in one's skull is far less healthy.
                No thats pretty much how its supposed to be. Cloistering yourself off from the world to play pretend in your own head when you should be going out and participating in the world is what's unhealthy.
                If the world is so disgusting to you that you'd rather invent imaginary friends, you have the wrong takeaway from your experiences.
                I also think its fricked of you to try to groom somebody who's mentally weak into this for shits and giggles, because I doubt you believe any of this.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                >mentally weak
                hey!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mentally vulnerable, you know what I mean dude. I see you backsliding, I dont want you falling into the hole again.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                Loona's great and all but Millie's probably the better partner long term tbh

                *breathes in*
                Lovingsomeoneisn'tabouthowperfecttheyarebutratherlovingthemfortheirfaults.Ifyourpartnersfaultsdissapeared,youwouldmissthem.It'samatterofwhodoyoulove,notwhoisbettertolove.
                *breathes in again*

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >No thats pretty much how its supposed to be
                Normal =/= Healthy.
                >Cloistering yourself off from the world to play pretend in your own head when you should be going out and participating in the world is what's unhealthy.
                Good thing I don't. I prefer to have a healthy balance between my mental experimentation and physical life.
                >I doubt you believe any of this
                Looks like someone can't tell the difference between his thoughts and reality.

                ask him to hook me up with Loona.

                [...]
                It had a deteriorating effect on my focus.
                Imagine your brain as a pie chart. Little bits of your brain are used for different things. Assume your consiousness takes up 30%, and heavy thinking tasks take up 30%, leaving 30% left for extreme thinking or other tasks while doing some heavy thinking.

                Not everyone's brain is the same, for example I excel at speaking to people and reading their emotions. That's why summoning a tulpa was so easy for me. It just took a little bit of brain power.

                As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.

                It got bothersome, and living with a tulpa is weird, so I stopped it.
                I think I might be autistic or some shit because it was really easy to create and maintain.

                [...]
                Life is what you make of it. You are who you want to be?
                Me? I'm a musician who likes to drive fast and build computer software on the side.

                Who are you?

                [...]
                Now this he is correct on. Good way to put it.

                [...]
                checked.
                lmao same

                >Who are you?
                Someone who likes to (carefully) study and experiment with his mind.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >healthy balance
                You don't have this if you're a grown ass man and forcing schizophrenic personalities into being.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                while I admire your dubs, spidergay is right.
                Take every word I am about to say next to heart:

                I am the king of lying to myself, and to others. As such, I can spot when someone is lying to themselves. I intend to expose that festering cancer that you are denying and rip it out.
                Unspoiler if you are done lying to yourself.

                You are lonely, anon. No one knows loneliness better than I. Don't let it convince you it's okay. Don't let it convince you you only need yourself. If there is anything to learn from the comedic tragedy that is 'Loonanon' it's "Don't be afraid to be lonely."

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am a self reinforcing pattern created by my environment and hosted in a meaty computer that has been designed through a millenia of evolution. If all pattens are lies, then we are both living lies. By this definition, even truth and lie are united in falsehood, as they are both patterns being fired off in this meat computer. The only way out of this is by recognizing and accepting that these patterns themselves have a form of truth. So, in recognizing this, I have decided to create my own patterns. Art under your definition is a lie, but I do not care because though it may merely be paint on a canvas feigning "reality" to you, I recognize it as a form of reality itself.

                and if that is all you think of yourself, you have bigger problems then tulpas.

                >if that is all you think of yourself, you have bigger problems then tulpas.
                That's clearly just a small part of my personality, anon. I'm not going to assume your personality is limited to the traits you described in

                ask him to hook me up with Loona.

                [...]
                It had a deteriorating effect on my focus.
                Imagine your brain as a pie chart. Little bits of your brain are used for different things. Assume your consiousness takes up 30%, and heavy thinking tasks take up 30%, leaving 30% left for extreme thinking or other tasks while doing some heavy thinking.

                Not everyone's brain is the same, for example I excel at speaking to people and reading their emotions. That's why summoning a tulpa was so easy for me. It just took a little bit of brain power.

                As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.

                It got bothersome, and living with a tulpa is weird, so I stopped it.
                I think I might be autistic or some shit because it was really easy to create and maintain.

                [...]
                Life is what you make of it. You are who you want to be?
                Me? I'm a musician who likes to drive fast and build computer software on the side.

                Who are you?

                [...]
                Now this he is correct on. Good way to put it.

                [...]
                checked.
                lmao same

                , so kindly do the same to me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Most sane schizoposter

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                >#1
                that's alot of words, my dude.
                still,
                I smell loneliness.
                and a touch of schizophrenia, unfortunately.

                let me ask you a couple questions, for my own studies, if you don't mind. I will not use this to tear you down, just to know for myself.
                >how is your relationship with your father
                >how is your relationship with your mother
                >Are you adopted? Are your parents adopted?
                >Does your family have a history of Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, or dementia?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dead, meh, nope, and nope.

                This has been a wild thread to read through. Out of curiosity: Loona anon and Schizophrenia anon, do y'all have friends?:

                >friends
                Acquaintances, but I realized that they weren't very good influences on me as most of them were gurogays, so I left to seek healthier people to surround myself with.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                Thanks for the info.
                Sorry to hear about your father.

                please get help.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >please get help
                I don't see why I should get help for something that I created and continue to maintain out of my own free will.
                >but you're lying to yourself!
                Anon, we are on a board devoted to mental creations, in a thread that is obsessed with the romantic relationships of a specific group of mental creations. Fiction may be a lie, but it also possesses a subjective truth that all people crave for. No one has ever managed to live a truly objective life, so why should I? I'd rather treat both the mental and physical world as my canvases and paint.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                and if that is all you think of yourself, you have bigger problems then tulpas.

  29. 1 year ago
    Loonanon

    [...]

    that is absolutely hilarious. Here I was about to call

    Loona doesn't have syphilis, how? I simply choose that she doesn't in my mind.

    a troony, but then your filename gave it away. lmaooo

    >I got a bucket of chicken...

    Excellent work anon. You pulled that out of your subconsious expecting nothing, little did you know Loona has for sure played TF2 before.
    Think about it.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The name Loonanon? Why yes I filtered it, how could you tell?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have all namegays filtered because 99.9% of them are cancerous homosexuals.

      /^(?!Anonymous$)/
      filters them out in Cinemaphile X

  31. 1 year ago
    Loonanon

    there we are. Fixed it so he doesn't need to hear more bullshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do censor a few namegays myself, guy tends to be the most obnoxious by far.

      • 1 year ago
        Loonanon

        who is 'guy' and why is he so obnoxious?

        I found this AI low poly Loona image on Cinemaphile and I want to make it a real model and a fangame in it's N64-ish style, was thinking of going with a point and click 3D gameplay, or maybe a 3D beat'em up with 2D CGs for romance scenes. Haven't decided if the player should be a new hire OC, or play as Moxxie. Then I got to thinking maybe I should make a small demo of it without any adult content and show it to viv to try and get it official non-porn game, if she declines, which is likely I could still make it as a parody. Not sure yet though, what do you all think?

        Had the same idea. A new hire would be a better idea, and it would have to have some funny dialogue. Top down is the way to go, because all of these people creating hazbin hotel have that 'cultured' mindset and will eat up anything that seems indie. They all want to think that they are special and different, guarantee it.

        Prey on that and put me in the credits. I'm a software developer, so I can say with confidence you could knock out the game this week, assuming you have experience.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >who is 'guy' and why is he so obnoxious?
          He's a blowhard.

          • 1 year ago
            Loonanon

            Gotcha

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda want to teach you how to make a tulpa...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dont.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Do it

            ask him to hook me up with Loona.

            [...]
            It had a deteriorating effect on my focus.
            Imagine your brain as a pie chart. Little bits of your brain are used for different things. Assume your consiousness takes up 30%, and heavy thinking tasks take up 30%, leaving 30% left for extreme thinking or other tasks while doing some heavy thinking.

            Not everyone's brain is the same, for example I excel at speaking to people and reading their emotions. That's why summoning a tulpa was so easy for me. It just took a little bit of brain power.

            As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.

            It got bothersome, and living with a tulpa is weird, so I stopped it.
            I think I might be autistic or some shit because it was really easy to create and maintain.

            [...]
            Life is what you make of it. You are who you want to be?
            Me? I'm a musician who likes to drive fast and build computer software on the side.

            Who are you?

            [...]
            Now this he is correct on. Good way to put it.

            [...]
            checked.
            lmao same

            >As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.
            As a fellow tulpamancer, I had this same problem for a while until she cut out a part of my brain so she could live there. Now I can summon her whenever I want to and when I go to sleep, I can continue hanging out with them and always feel refreshed in the morning.

            I admit living with a tulpa does feel pretty weird at first, but life in general is pretty weird, so might as well get something cool out of it.

            Anon, a tulpa is as real as you are. The only difference between you (or more accurately your ego) and a tulpa is that you (your ego consciousness) are the only one piloting your meat suit. You very own sense of self, by your own definition, is a delusion created by your parents during the process of "raising you" (aka spreading the delusion of selfhood).

            That's insanely insightful. You must have a degree in psychology smartanon.

            You really mustve been beaten down by life to think playing pretend to the point of insanity is better.

            You can do both. I'm a tulpamancer who also has actual IRL friends that I hang out with regularly.

            I believe a perfect balance between reality and fiction makes for the most fulfilling lifestyle.

            Can you guys please stop trying to sell the fricking tulpa meme? That shit's cringe.

            Never

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Most sane tulpa schizo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why thank you anon.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "First off, I'm bisexual Dad! I gave my wife my mark!"

  33. 1 year ago
    Dog Nigga

    I am the mack daddy of hellhound sex.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I found this AI low poly Loona image on Cinemaphile and I want to make it a real model and a fangame in it's N64-ish style, was thinking of going with a point and click 3D gameplay, or maybe a 3D beat'em up with 2D CGs for romance scenes. Haven't decided if the player should be a new hire OC, or play as Moxxie. Then I got to thinking maybe I should make a small demo of it without any adult content and show it to viv to try and get it official non-porn game, if she declines, which is likely I could still make it as a parody. Not sure yet though, what do you all think?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're one weird dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I know this is Cinemaphile and everything's supposed to be under 5 layers of irony, but legitimately you should get into therapy if you aren't currently in it.

      >show is filled with violence and core
      >sees fanart with violence and gore
      >tells artist to seek help
      What the frick?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >fat posting
        nice
        >sex posting
        nice
        >violence posting
        get help

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you even watch Helluva Boss?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >fat posting
        nice
        >sex posting
        nice
        >violence posting
        get help

        he must be European such pussy beliefs

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Moxxie's head full of eyeballs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      brains and his eyeballs
      i just dont know how to draw brains

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What drives you to draw this stuff? I'm curious, cause its really weird.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nothing really i just felt like drawing it
          theres probably a subconscious reason but i wouldnt know it

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What he's thinking? (a dildo is in his ass)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"depressed boyfriend"
      >i just found a reason to live
      >dies
      the true tragedy

      pure copium is that shark demons have gills that you breath through, so he might've survived since he only got stabbed in the throat

  39. 1 year ago
    Loonanon

    https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn-lcvrMOlc
    This song reminds me of Loona.
    I bet she would go driving while listening to this song.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It blows my mind how good their relationship is

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And they do everything together too

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >try to summon Loona
    >get Vortex instead
    What do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vortex is a chill guy so I just hang out with him. Better than summoning Loona honestly.

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      ask him to hook me up with Loona.

      >Spent a month getting rid of her
      But why?

      It had a deteriorating effect on my focus.
      Imagine your brain as a pie chart. Little bits of your brain are used for different things. Assume your consiousness takes up 30%, and heavy thinking tasks take up 30%, leaving 30% left for extreme thinking or other tasks while doing some heavy thinking.

      Not everyone's brain is the same, for example I excel at speaking to people and reading their emotions. That's why summoning a tulpa was so easy for me. It just took a little bit of brain power.

      As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.

      It got bothersome, and living with a tulpa is weird, so I stopped it.
      I think I might be autistic or some shit because it was really easy to create and maintain.

      Life is a shitty fantasy where people argue about made up concepts, trade paper that they deluded themselves thinking has value, and follow though constructs that they consider to be true. Might as well make your own perception of the world slightly better by creating a separate ego consciousness so you'll have something, or rather someone, to live for.

      Life is what you make of it. You are who you want to be?
      Me? I'm a musician who likes to drive fast and build computer software on the side.

      Who are you?

      Anon, a tulpa is as real as you are. The only difference between you (or more accurately your ego) and a tulpa is that you (your ego consciousness) are the only one piloting your meat suit. You very own sense of self, by your own definition, is a delusion created by your parents during the process of "raising you" (aka spreading the delusion of selfhood).

      Now this he is correct on. Good way to put it.

      If it's a form of schizophrenia, then it is a very high functioning form of it.

      checked.
      lmao same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >As such, she was always around, even when I would try to sleep, study, or play guitar, she would never stop talking.
        Mine is always around as well, but doesn't talk as much because he knows I'm rather introverted. Maybe instead of getting rid of her you should try and explain that you need time to focus on things and let you have a break when you need one?
        >Imagine your brain as a pie chart. Little bits of your brain are used for different things. Assume your consiousness takes up 30%, and heavy thinking tasks take up 30%, leaving 30% left for extreme thinking or other tasks while doing some heavy thinking.
        Yeah, I've heard of this metaphor before. The problem is that it assumes a lot about how the brain, specifically the subconscious mind, works. There's a lot more processing power in the brain than your metaphor claims.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd gladly frick Vortex over Loona.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If I had to pick it'd be Loona but Vortex wouldn't be so bad neither.

        nono, remember?
        blitzo tried to give her one, and she did not want it.
        she was grossed out when he ate it.

        I'm thinking maybe chicken nuggets.
        wendys chicken nuggets, to be specific.

        >blitzo tried to give her one, and she did not want it.
        >she was grossed out when he ate it.
        I think I vaguely remember that.
        >I'm thinking maybe chicken nuggets.
        Loona's face when you offer her chicken nuggies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      “Ya wanna play Halo 3?”

      • 1 year ago
        Loonanon

        >No, only reach

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Striker is half-shark then does that mean he has two dicks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He has 1.5 dicks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing to indicate that he's half-shark. We've seen plenty of other imps with pointy teeth.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He has the circle eyes like Chaz and red fins like Cleo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          RIP Cleo, DP, and Marcella you will be missed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Despite your trips im calling he’s part snake. It’s confirmed he is hybrid, just not what.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That'd fit a lot more with the "western" theme, yeah

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hehehe snake dick
        Think it rattles when he shakes it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only one of them works thats why he compensates so hard with the cowboy routine

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loona's great and all but Millie's probably the better partner long term tbh

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you guys please stop trying to sell the fricking tulpa meme? That shit's cringe.

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      >You guys
      just one.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone really should steal the hitman workplace comedy idea since Viv has completely abandoned it by this point.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I know this is Cinemaphile and everything's supposed to be under 5 layers of irony, but legitimately you should get into therapy if you aren't currently in it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek it’s a crude doodle lad simmer down
      JTHM came out 30 years ago

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean you do a lot of gory doodles it seems like

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I’m NTA

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i've been thinking that too, but i dont really feel like stopping

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I get that. I don't think you necessarily need to stop but I do think you should talk with someone just in case it does have a deeper underlying issue you're not really aware of.

            Dead, meh, nope, and nope.
            [...]
            >friends
            Acquaintances, but I realized that they weren't very good influences on me as most of them were gurogays, so I left to seek healthier people to surround myself with.

            Yes, I have friends.
            I feel like shit for not being able to tell them about this. I know they would be supportive, and try and help me, but I can't bear the shame.

            I know it sounds odd to say, and I can't really back it up in any way, but people like me for whatever reason. Apparently I'm a good listener and give solid advice.

            As someone who used to be a lot more active on Cinemaphile and would have conversations like this I think you both should log off. You both seem really sincere and kind and this place has a way of really ruining people.

            I'm only here right now because I was irritated by this episode.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I give her a cup of hot chocolate (nix the milk. She's lactose intolerant.)
    You don't add milk because she's lactose intolerant yet you're giving a dog chocolate?

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      OH FRICK I FORGOT
      I've killed her.

      nix it. What should I give her instead?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        biscuit

        • 1 year ago
          Loonanon

          nono, remember?
          blitzo tried to give her one, and she did not want it.
          she was grossed out when he ate it.

          I'm thinking maybe chicken nuggets.
          wendys chicken nuggets, to be specific.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            does she also like crispy ones?

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This has been a wild thread to read through. Out of curiosity: Loona anon and Schizophrenia anon, do y'all have friends?:

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      Yes, I have friends.
      I feel like shit for not being able to tell them about this. I know they would be supportive, and try and help me, but I can't bear the shame.

      I know it sounds odd to say, and I can't really back it up in any way, but people like me for whatever reason. Apparently I'm a good listener and give solid advice.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This dumbass shark may be dead but he rented out some prime real estate in my head and ain't payin' shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      Stop it
      no.

      Loona is eternal. Shark is temporary.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Shark is temporary.
        Well definitely in this case cause he's sleeping with the fishes.

        • 1 year ago
          Loonanon

          but not sleeping with you
          because he's a douche.
          he'd frick, then leave.

          Stop it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah don't get me wrong, he's a sleazy loser and he drives me up the fricking wall, but he also drives my gaydar off the fricking charts. I'd probably clamp his mouth shut during, and knowing him, he'd be into that.
            I hate how accurate this comic is.

            • 1 year ago
              Loonanon

              just saying
              women have asses too.

              [...]
              I didn't think I could change either, but somehow I did. Good luck man.

              Thanks. I think you'll find you aren't so different. Good luck to you as well.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >women have asses too.
                And how.
                homosexualry for me is like herpes, easy to hide until it flares up, then I have a helluva time covering it up.

                I didn't feel this video so damn hard until I started this show and caught loonar madness.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loona is the only member of IMP that hasn't fricked Chaz.
      And now she never will.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably for the best, Chaz would just dump her like used goods anyway.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Chaz wouldn't have been able to handle to her. She would have buried his bone so quick he wouldn't know what to do.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >we all fricked the same person
          considering Blitzo and the noises he made more like he was fricked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And she and millie are the only protags who are still straight.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt know

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he also doesn't know

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >he also doesn't know

            tfw i also dont know

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn't think I could change either, but somehow I did. Good luck man.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    For real though, I hope I didnt scare you off, man. I kinda didn't wanna come clean on that stuff but you're an honest and genuine dude, didn't feel right filtering myself to that degree.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moxxiedust a cute ship

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >angel dust, need a shot
      >too see me through the day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://files.catbox.moe/2wap5x.PNG

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nice, well done

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          c u t e

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any day I'm expecting a Doom cover remake except with Millie killing the Shark demons

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the blitzo moxxie uno argument

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the pilot is often discounted from canon due to the fact the characterization of the main characters differs a lot and a bunch of other shit
    the STD shit is just one thing on the pile

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait. Is the guy that draws Moxxie and Millie getting killed and mutilated in brutal ways the same guy that draws Moxxie comedically fat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it is
      (picrel is an ancient image they drew)

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Damn, Is that part of his brain next to his face?

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I went in thinking theyd make Moxxie a cuck, instead they made him a gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we've known about his sexuality since the first season, not exactly breaking news

      to be fair though this is another case of "lore by twitter/livestream", so the average viewer would not have been aware of Moxxie's bisexuality until the latest episode
      i don't think that's as big an issue since his sexuality has never been relevant until now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >to be fair though this is another case of "lore by twitter/livestream", so the average viewer would not have been aware of Moxxie's bisexuality until the latest episode
        At this point it's fair to assume everyone in hell are Bi, unless stated otherwise.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >moxxie nolastname

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so either
      >its a gag rhyming with the earlier "notmafiatown"
      >moxxie being so afraid of being associated with Crimson he continues to hide his surname
      time will tell

      And she and millie are the only protags who are still straight.

      I'll laugh if it turns out Loona is the only straight person in the show

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Millie is straight tho

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Millie wanted to onow what sex with verosika was like
          But there are no such thing as bi or gay women so i guess you win.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean its sex with a pornstar it was probably more curiosity than actual sexual interest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What do I.M.P., C.H.E.R.U.B. and D.H.O.R.K.S. stand for anyway. Cant recall seeing anything but the acronyms.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Imp is immediate murder professionals
            Idk the others

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Opps, didnt mean to quote

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Pilot
            Immediate
            Murder
            Professionals

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But that spells P.I.M.P.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Professional Immediate Murder Professionals
                >Moxxie had to spend 8 hours convincing Blitzo to drop the P

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good, they can have Angel Dust join

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's he gonna do, dicksuck the enemy to death?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's what a succubus does so yes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                On any other show his skillset would be useless but in this he could probably subdue 70% of the antagonists

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hw would give Blitzo a blowjob after every successful mission and maybe be the only one that can actually maintain a conversation with Loona

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's he gonna do, dicksuck the enemy to death?

                Now that I think about it, If they got some holy weapons then Angel Dust could hire IMP to kill his pimp.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cherub and dhorks have no meaning
            I remember some people spitballing random made up names but nothing else comes to mind for cherubs

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Loona has STDS
              >Collin has rabies
              They're perfect for each other

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no qt southern wife imp to ambush you with aggressive sex
    JUST

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sallie may is the only straight female

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MOXXIE IS FRICKING CUTE AND I WANT TO lovingly hold HIS CUTE LITTLE hands WHILE I snuggle HIM FOR HOURS

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw it took me this episode to realize Blitz's obsession with Moxxie and Millie isn't because of he wants to frick them.
    >it's because he sees them as his best friends and is too autistic to just ask them to hang out and get to know them better so he stalks them.
    >He even slept with chaz so they have more in common.
    Why can't we get this kind of story telling instead of the quagmire that is Stolas' infidelity?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because viv is a fujoshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am afraid that Viv will make it like Blitzo helped Moxxie and Millie meet and therefore will start pushing it they are obliged to agree to have some kind of threeway with him. I know it probably is too stupid to actually happen, but at this I think point everything is possible. Especially with Brandon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >but at this point I think everything is possible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Huh that's similar to what I was thinking. My theory was that Blitzo is so obsessed with fricking them(and stalking too) so he could either finally get into a stable relationship, since MnM's relationship is uniquely strong and could probably set his b***h ass straight. Or at the very least he could learn how one works and use that knowledge to unfrick his relationship with Stolas. It sounds moronic but I think it's in line with Blitzo's reasoning and insecurity enough to be plausible.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be closetmaxxing

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how much more intense WOULD millie's rage be if she thought moxxie was killed anyhow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Atomic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She would make the Khmer Rouge look like saints.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      take a look at what she did when Striker almost killed Moxxie
      she'd lose any semblance of sanity and go insane
      but as Striker emphasized, if her opponent is actually a skilled fighter she'll lose

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If that ever happens.
        Millie decimated and humiliated a mob of mafia goons in the most moronic capeshit way possible (instead of being showered by bullets at point blank) and get away with it.
        This kind of writing is nothing better than some fanfiction powertrip.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah its accurate to say this show is mcdonalds entertainment.
          Which is a shame, cause it keeps giving me the cognitive runs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't heard the audio in the episode so I imagine Crimson sounding like Benson from the Regular Show

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you feel the same way about the fight scene with the DHORKS? Considering that they're a government agency yet all of them have Kill Bill weapons instead?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man the edo period was freaking awesome.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I must admit, the Kusarigama is always a treat to see in action no matter how impractical it must've been to use irl. Also, I forgot to write" of guns" after instead.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, I havent watched HB since the angels episode, and I won't bother with this crap anymore tho.
            Ill only give a chance to Hazbin Hotel until the writing takes a downturn aswell.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Hell hath no no fury like a woman scorned"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      itd likely be amplified if she couldn't get free to stop it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Any chance I can convince you to draw something wholesome to balance it out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Artist could always do something subversive and combine two subjects he draws for funsies

          I honestly can't get the mental picture of Moxxie literally eating bullets like their crisps or something, it'd just be really pun worthy to combine the caliber for bullets with calories of food, just because they are both words that stat with "Cal"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          like?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Moxxie and Millie's first date?

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    In all fairness, I can be taken in by charm, cuteness, etc. with men, but theres usually a missing emotional component that I only get with women.
    I mean, I fell in love with Loona for a while like you did (obviously not as strongly). That doesnt usually happen with males and even on the off chance it does, its usually not as strong. So in a practical sense, I'm probably straight.

    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      Based.

      I'm gonna steer us back on topic a little bit.
      Since Loona is practically a background character for this season, I wonder if that was a conscious decision or if its because her VA is simply too busy to show up.
      I guess we could hold out for the cut episode or for a Loona episode next season, but given how they treat the other characters, I'm not sure I want her to get more focus. That and apparently the cut episode would've had Blitzo saving her from a date rape, so if that had been left in place, her treatment of him later on would've come off as even more harsh and unfair.

      She's bait for people like me. It doesn't matter.
      If she's there; I'll watch.
      Ain't it the life?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's lucky I also think M&M are cute.
        I'll watch practically any episode as long as it's not a Stolitz episode.

        • 1 year ago
          Loonanon

          M&M are a cute couple

          It's still on my mind
          what does Loona shower with?
          What does she smell like?
          How often does she shower

          It bothers me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >what does Loona shower with?
            A couple gallons of dog shampoo
            >What does she smell like?
            Dog hair and tobacco
            >How often does she shower
            ... I hope daily?

            • 1 year ago
              Loonanon

              I can deal with the smell of cigarette smoke. My father smoked.

              I dunno man, I really really want to say she showers daily but think of how long it takes for her to dry. It might not be worth it, which is kind of gross to think about.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on how she sweats, tbh. If she only sweats through her paws, it might not be as gross.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                That's true.
                I imagine she might get covered in blood alot from her job, however.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She usually just works the phone, so she might not get bloody all that often.

              • 1 year ago
                Loonanon

                I wonder if, since her nose is so sensitive, she doesn't use scented soap.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna steer us back on topic a little bit.
    Since Loona is practically a background character for this season, I wonder if that was a conscious decision or if its because her VA is simply too busy to show up.
    I guess we could hold out for the cut episode or for a Loona episode next season, but given how they treat the other characters, I'm not sure I want her to get more focus. That and apparently the cut episode would've had Blitzo saving her from a date rape, so if that had been left in place, her treatment of him later on would've come off as even more harsh and unfair.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Other anons have said her role is small because her VA is busy so whether or not she plays a role in an episode depends on whether or not they can schedule her VA to record.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said before, at that point get Viv to hire me and I'll make her into Dr. Girlfriend.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Would be an unironic improvement.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I told you to lay off those cigarettes, Looni!

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in HB/HH

    there are like only two canon non-straight female characters and one trans chick and 12 canon non-straight men. All other women like men and Barbie Wire will probably be dating that ugly human from leaks. Interesting observation

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Millie is a glass canon.

    I agree her fighting skills are inconsistent but one good hit and she is over. Remember when Striker took her down? She isn't used to being hit

    Shitty and boring character though

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >7+ months since S2 began
    >still no real explanation as to why S1E8 never aired other than some damage control about "uhh there was no plot elements it was just visual bravado"
    what the frick is going on over there

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will be missing Striker when he dies in the stupidest way possible

  76. 1 year ago
    Loonanon

    I'm going to head out for a bit.

    So I'll leave you with this:

    If we are to say that the pilot isn't canon but is rather a subjective intro to the plot, without direct ties to the story, than obviously there would have been things in the pilot that are not in the newer plot of the story. I.E. Blitzo doesn't like horses anymore, or some small tweaks like that. But there isn't. Everything in the pilot is not detrimental to the plot and as such can be left. Why would I make a pilot for a show that I didn't have a storyline for? That's bullshit. Character development gets written, and then added to as the series goes on. You cannot rewrite a character totally and completely, only add. Once an action is taken, it cannot be untaken, unless they come out and say 'nothing in the pilot is cannon'

    I.E.
    >Get syphilis, b***h.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fuk u

      Imagine being tf'd into Loona

      Imagine isekai'ing into Loona

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being tf'd into Loona

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone find designs... too repetitive. everyone have red, white, black in their designs, have sharp teeth, men are sticks (except Angel, at least he has an ass), women are flat with huge curvy asses and hourglass figures, women have long eyelashes, everyone is wearing bow-ties, all gay men talk about dicks...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Viv needs to lay off the red in her designs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all. The fashion design is probably one of this show's best qualities. It's only "repetitive" because each circle of hell has their own color scheme and theme. Greed being green, Wrath red etc. The show can get really colorful but it's just because most of the people IMP work with are imps themselves, who are also red.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dunno man, there are so much repetitive tropes and design choices, it feels boring.

        Goetias and Alastor have great design though

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Canon Moxxie ass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Updated

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      10/10 would buy her a leopard gecko.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Get name filtered, loser
        I made all your posts red.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Howd this headcrab get in here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Millie is a crab
      >Moxxie is a possum
      >Blitzo is cat
      >Striker is a snake
      Imps belong in the zoo

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Birb...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That bird could be visualizing wiener at any given moment

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also birb

    I love birb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stella a cute

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped caring for this series long ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still care to watch it but I don't follow it too closely due to there being like a 3-4 month gap between each episode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I started as an ironic fan that wants to watch the trainwreck but now I kinda care(I still wanna see the trainwreck though)

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Loonanon

      what is she playing?

      Get name filtered, loser
      I made all your posts red.

      like loona's eyes.
      cool.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what is she playing?
        That starting bit to smoke on the water (she's a beginner)

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vivziepop is the Akira Toriyama of web animation.

    They're both writing by the seat of their pants and making things up as they go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats surprisingly apt.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    would they be friends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They'd be butt buddies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Woah anon, I don't think their relationship would be that serious

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boywife.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i want him to be mine so badly...
      there's a specific moxxie/reader fic premise i wanna write but i both don't know how to write fanfics and don't know the specifics

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've been writing smut for nearly two decades now but "character x reader" or any other second/first-person stuff triggers my autism too hard, so I'm not much help there either

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          even if it was a generic "Anon" placeholder?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if you fed her a carolina reaper?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Because birds are biologically unable to register the effects of capsaicin—the chemical that makes peppers feel “hot” in your mouth—they don't feel the burn like we do.
      She'd say its a sweet little fruit and call you a pussy for feeling pain from eating it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah like the other anon said, birds essentially cannot taste spicy things at all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hes half bird half demon
        He could have an owl body but a demon wiener

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >give me a moment Blitzy
          >black and red spectral dicc and balls emerge from his crotch

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i still think its cringe stolas has a cloaca
    i wanted bird dick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Get bird wienerblocked

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if you cope hard enough, he can have a wiener IN the cloaca

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait so how... does that work? Do he and Stella just rub cloacas together then or?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look up cloacal_kiss on e621 to understand how it works.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just cause I'm desensitized doesnt mean I wanna seek that stuff out.

          I'm not sure how I'll recover. Going to have to go to the doctor and get prescribed some copium

          [...]
          I will never understand this reddit spacing argument. I type how I type. I've never posted anything on reddit before.

          [...]
          I bet she bought an expensive guitar and amp.
          she doesn't even know what the tone knobs do.

          >she doesn't even know what the tone knobs do.
          Kek.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Millie minces up Moxxie's steak for him, just like his dead mom used to do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moxxie is the one that cooks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        breaking bad but its moxxie as walter and millie as skyler when

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    janny pls
    🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What was it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/bq6D5bu.jpeg

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you're on an image board babe

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and posting that image normally got janny to have a meltie and warned me for it

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Only because an episode came out recently. Give it a bit and they'll wip out the "show in hiatus threads in hiatus reeee" copypasta again

    https://i.imgur.com/bq6D5bu.jpeg

    Nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This has been the longest hiatus though right? They're pumping out episodes more regularly again, so that shouldnt apply.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oop

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    helluva fans are really the most oppressed species...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up and finish your tendies, they're getting cold

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aaaand it's gone
    RIP

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hes a little stupid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lel nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      please post more fat moxxie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He should draw fat moxxie on a treadmill

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he should draw fat moxxie pointed out fat sinner!anon to loona and saying at least he's not that fat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He should draw Moxxie so fat he takes up the IMP parking space and Blitz accidentally bumps into him with the van

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              he should draw normal moxxie paying blitz to kill all of you fat fetish degenerates

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not into it, I think fat people are hilarious. Thats why I asked him to draw this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's kind of hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        magnificent

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking of palaces, I bet Stolas's would be the size of an entire city.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I find it hilarious that for Stolas they just slapped a crown on an owl and called it a day lmao

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wonder how he would look if they ever brought him back, since Doi has taken over fully.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No I mean thats literally just what he looks like

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            itd probably be like Futaba's where its not out of corrupted and distorted desires but more out of despair and a strong distorted desire to die

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              100% my thinking, especially after Owl in a cage where he's on the edge of ODing from "happy pills"

              No I mean thats literally just what he looks like

              Yeah I get that, it's just that demons from one game have gotten radically different designs before. Like Squidw- I mean Lucifer from SMT IV to IV:A

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                would stolas be in his human disguise

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If it's a Persona game yes. If it's SMT I would bet on his demon form.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                would he reveal his demon form to the PTs, or to Joker if his bond gets deep enough

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no moxxie/blitzo steamed hams green text

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whod be who

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        blitzo for skinner
        moxxie for chalmers
        I was writing for a bit but got stuck on aurora borealis

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Moxxie: Well, Sir, I made it, despite your directions.
    >Blitz: Ah, Moxxie, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable fuc- lunch!
    >Moxxie: Yeah.
    >[Blitz runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and swears in frustration]
    >Blitz: God fricking dammit! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] You're a fricking genius, Blitz.
    >[He begins to climb through the window, but Moxxie enters the kitchen.]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Moxxie: Sir?
      >Blitz: Oh Moxxie! I was just...uh---just jerking off in front of the window. Vigorous exercise! Care to join me? [Lewd grin]
      >Moxxie: [Audible Visible Disgust] Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Sir?
      >Blitz: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
      >[Once Moxxie leaves the kitchen, Blitz breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Wackford Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the living room with the fast food on a tray.]
      >Blitz: Well Mox, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
      >Moxxie: I thought we were having steamed clams.
      >Blitz: Well you mishead, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
      >Moxxie: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
      >Blitz: It's a regional dialect!
      Moxxie: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
      Blitz: Uh... Greed Ring.
      Moxxie: Really? Well I'm from the Greed Ring and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
      >Blitz: Oh, not in your part, no. It's more of a Lower Greed Ring expression.
      >Moxxie: I see.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >[Moxxie takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Blitz sips his drink.]
        >Moxxie: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Wackford Burger.
        Blitz: Hohoho, no! Patented Blitz Burgers. Old family recipe!
        >Moxxie: For steamed hams?
        >Blitz: Yes.
        >Moxxie: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
        >Bitz: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
        >Moxxie: Of course.
        >[Blitz enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
        >Blitz: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. Now get the frick out.
        >Moxxie: Yes, I should be--sweet crumbs, what is happening in there?!
        >Blitz: The yearly purge of Pride ring??
        >Moxxie: Th- The yearly purge of Pride Ring?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
        >Blitz: Yes.
        >Moxxie: ...May I see it?
        >Blitz: ...No.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
          Loona: Blitz! The apartment is on fire!
          Blitz: No, sweetie, it's just the Purge of Sinners.
          >Moxxie: Well, Sir, you are an odd boss, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
          >[As Moxxie begins heading home, Loona screams for help, causing Moxxie to look back towards the house. Blitz gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Moxxie is out of sight, Blitz rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >not "You steam a helluva good ham"
            Lame

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              see:

              a rush job
              needs improvement

              feel free to fix it up on your own anon, you can just copy and paste it into a text file.

              I just wanted to have this

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a rush job
    needs improvement

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He should draw Stolas at a goetia ball thinking about balls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He should draw fat blitz and stolas feeding him rich people food

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Goodbye

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    See you guys next thread.

  110. 1 year ago
    Loonanon

    see you all.

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