"Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"
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Are women only watching harry potter and twilight?
while attending taylor swift concerts, yes
Women only like movies for children.
With cute guys in them
>I don't know what the frick the kid's talking about, I was never even at that graveyard. I was just on a beer run.
>druk starring voldemort
He was so fricking hot. I want him to be my toxic psycho Hogwarts bf and then make me his horcrux after he goes snake mode.
>He was so fricking hot. I want him to be my toxic psycho Hogwarts bf
this but with malfoy sr
mmmmm
i could've saved him...
Canadian detected.
Uh Wormtail killed Cedric
to be fair, some people didn't believe him in the 5th movie
btw it made me seethe how harry didn't just tell cedric it's a trap and voldemort is there. he just yells to run without explaining, which never works
are you implying harry new the cup was a pory key?
no, after they are transported
harry yells at cedric but cedric hesitates because he doesn't know what's going on
So while Harry is in so much pain from his scar that he drops to his knees and loses his wand, he should be able to calmly and rationally explain to Cedric why and how to run away? The pain in his scar is described as the worst agony he has ever felt, so it hurt more than breaking his arm and having to regrow the bones, it hurt more than being bitten by the basilisk and every other injury Harry goes through the first 4 books.
>"Ah, Harry, there you are. Come in, come in, it's been some time since our last Oneirological excursion has it not? Lemon drop? No? One for me then. So Harry, any luck convincing old Horace to give up that memory?"
>"No? For fricks sake Harry. What have you been doing then? Staring at your little red headed girlfriends arse? Oh don't think I haven't spied you looking. I can see anything from up here you know... I've enchanted the windows, you see... I am rather privy to the goings on of anywhere and anywhim within the confines of this... grand and illustrious old castle... of mine".
>"Although, I daresay, I would only need to stare so far as to Severus's rather muriatic gums at our weekly Order meetings; frothing, one could say. Why, you're the very visage of your mother and father, Harry, as if ghosts perambulating to torment his bitter soul, in the cruelly youthful form of you and Ms Weasley".
>"Ah... there, you see that, Harry? There, at the bottom of the window. The first year Ravenclaw dormitory, or the dormitory bathrooms to be exact. Incidentally, did I ever tell you about the time I forcefully stole the anal virginity of Sturgis Podmore as a young second year some... oh, one hundred years ago, in that very same bathroom, Harry? Yes. It only took the calm threat of a permanent wiener shrivelling curse and I was as innocent as any fresh faced student. So, if you don't get your act together, Potter, and conduct the ludicrously elaborate and grossly impractical plan I've been weaving for you since your insemination with the precision I require... it could be you, Harry, it could be you..."
>"Now, here, another memory, of a meeting I once had with a young Tom Riddle. And be warned Harry, there are some... very disturbing images within this one."
https://vocaroo.com/126eBeYlUPLT
https://vocaroo.com/1ok8tLl8CrIu
legend
>jk really named the only asian character "Ching Chong"
>Nice try Harry but Snape has Veritaserum right here.
Goranian
>this wand chose Hermione
I know what I'm thinking
Rare footage never made into the film
And he was a good friend.