Her new game is dying why didnt you buy it? Its not too late.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she is arkham harley, if she was any other harley i’d be fine with it but arkham harley can’t fricking have her stronk independent e girl arc, arkham harley was a fricking cruel monster you can’t turn her into this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any Harley being part of the SS is stupid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, if it was not a fricking GaaS looter shooter and about Arkham Harley actually being a villain, maybe I'd be mildly interested.
      And I mean a VILLAIN, not a redditor's who watched Guardians of Galaxy 100 times cringeworthy rendition of one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not a redditor's who watched Guardians of Galaxy 100 times cringeworthy rendition of one.
        What does that mean? Honestly, I watch marvel movies once and I'm done.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's obnoxious quippy and quirky "lovable" misfits who don't actually do anything evil (while they do kill JL, it's sugarcoated by the League being brainwashed into assisting a genocidal alien and is a part of an assignment to save the Earth. Plus, it feels more like shock value to boost sales rather than any genuine evil act. Playing a villain in DCUO feels more authentic in that regard.)

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's not him. Or Killer Moth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Firefly's design in Arkham Origins was rad as frick. His music theme was great too.
      But how the frick would he work in a Suicide Squad? He's completely deranged, and not in a 'haha so quirky' sort of way but
      >Firefly, stop burning innocent people alive
      >No
      way, which is hardly conductive to working as a team, or living at all because Waller would hardly tolerate Firefly for long
      Also his jetpack allows for continuous and very fricking agile flight which means he would have to play completely differently from any other character
      And that's not even touching his signature weapon, which would be hit with the everpresent curse of videogame flamethrowers - they are either hilariously useless and you're basically spraying orange colored dust at enemies who calmly and very slowly die from DoT, or it's overpowered as frick because everything melts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Also his jetpack allows for continuous and very fricking agile flight which means he would have to play completely differently from any other character
        Yeah imagine that, having characters that actually play differently based on their abilities and gear instead of just being skin swaps of each other. That would have been truly terrible...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would actually require effort to be put into the game. And that is indeed terrible.
          To play devil's advocate, making four character with completely different mobility levels would necessitate making the game world equally traversible for all of them. Which, in turn, would make it necessary to reduce the size of it, either vertically or horizontally, in either case high mobility characters like Firefly would feel bad to play as because you wouldn't have much space to stretch your wings.
          Of course you could give all character at least some sort of flight so that they can keep up with each other (another thing to think about, if you're playing with a friend it wouldn't be much fun to be costantly lagging behind because you are for example Killer Croc and therefore your mobility is just jogging everywhere).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >King Shark plays like the hulk ultimate destruction games where he can climb up walls
            >Harley uses her gymnast skills to do parkour like the infamous games
            >Boomer uses rope boomerangs to function like Spiderman
            >use bloodsport instead of deadshot and give him a short range jetpack that basically plays like a third person version of the low gravity portions of Borderlands pre sequel
            There, done, fixed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >But how the frick would he work in a Suicide Squad?
        Bro, the bomb collar?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, he would get exploded really fast that's the problem

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause I don't buy live service looter shooter garbage to whine about it on Cinemaphile

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because live service games are something you pick up for pennies a year in for a laugh, or the demise is so quick you can already see the stink on it 6months in and don't bother.

    Dumb c**ts couldn't even bother launching with a offline build.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's very few superhero games I'm even looking forward to, and this sure as hell wasn't one of them.

      Helldivers 2 came out of almost nowhere, with a mere fraction of funding and marketing, and it utterly destroyed Suicide Squad in terms of reception and players. People bemoan live service unless it's something they think is fun, so I never take the argument that people hate something because it's live service seriously.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn’t you buy it
    Two words: live service

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was out the moment they revealed it's a looter shooter. I hate that genre.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was out when they made Captain Boomerang teleport with speed force boomerangs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Captain Boomerang's dick so big Harley salutes it
        WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was out when Captain BOOMERANG used a gun and not a BOOMERANG.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I? It’s clickbait the game. If they wanted to make a suicide squad game that was good, they wouldn’t give it a clickbait title.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is too late. Capeshit games and comics are dead.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have Saints Row 4. The frick do I need this b***h's game for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be discount Prototype with reddit-tier humor from over a decade ago
      >somehow be better than a recent part of the iconic videogame series that put capeshit vidya on everyone's radar
      LMAO. It should be Suicide Squad vs Saints Row reboot, then it's more of a fair, even fight.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harley is a shit character, her only fans are waifuhomosexuals and feminist dykes.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the game. The story is amazing, the gameplay is as good as Arkham.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sell me on it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I hate Captain Boomerang and avoid media featuring him. He's not funny. He's not charming. He has no novelty. He just sucks. Hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's an aussie. Why did you expect him to be anything remotely approaching likeable?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's memed relentlessly and I assume they would stop putting him in shit if everyone agreed he's garbage even by Flash rogue standards.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit he certainly is, but people like shit in their comic media. It's funny, quirky and subversive, don't tell me you enjoy comics unironically?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I from to time. The mister sinister clone arc that was done last year was fun

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >don't tell me you enjoy comics unironically?
            I always have

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like captain boomerang. He's a right c**t.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He sounds like an sjw thinks buttholes talk

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh wait. I like COMICS captain boomerang. The game version is shite.

            In 2024 we know better than renting live service games from fricking WB

            And anything where sweetbaby's a consultant on. This thing was red flags from stem to stern.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This month is crazy. In the middle of playing a 100 hour rpg (Yakuza 8), will then play another 100 hour rpg (P3R) and will then play a 50 hour rpg (FF7R2). Just dont have the time and probably wont have it till April at the earliest.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Arkham Knight sets up Azrael
    >Arkham Origins sets up Cassandra Cain
    >instead of either of them we get a suicide squad game

    WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
      Reddit Squad = popular = ez money
      Looter shooter = popular = ez money
      Reddit Squad looter shooter = x2 popular = x2 ez money

      Working on a big wall of greentext detailing how i think the game would have gone better.

      >the game would have gone better.
      It would be better if it was a completely different game with completely different mechanics, characters, story, style and developer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It would be better if it was a completely different game with completely different mechanics, characters, story, style and developer.
        Hey, you 100% accurately guess what my greentext is going to be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Azrael
      >Cassandra Cain
      Kino, denied by moronic management.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cass and Azrael
        >Arkham combat and stealth
        >Gotham Knights nightly patrol system

        We could’ve had it all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Azrael
          >Cassandra Cain
          Kino, denied by moronic management.

          What's the point of Azrael? He's boring as frick, permanently overshadowed by Bruce and his willingess to actually be different and kill people is gone, so he has nothing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >looks cool
            >mentally unstable
            >fighting for or against a secret society
            >suit will literally kill him if he commits impure actions or goes against Dumas wishes

            We can cook with this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's like if Moon Knight became the Punisher.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would have loved a Batman game staring Azrael and Cassandra, the two are a duo with untapped potential.
          Also add Red Hood in there and you'll have Batman's own team dark.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If Gotham Knights sold well we could’ve actually got this maybe :~~*~~*

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Too bad that game was also crappy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not that bad honestly, just a little rough here and there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would've bought it if they game had an Arkham skin for them all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't like how so much shit was hidden in fricking bio entries or logs, and even then certain interactions and story beats are awkward and stilted
                Also Talia Al Black person and League of Lege-, Shadows was not needed at all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like the league they look cool and are fun to fight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Red Hood would be cool if he kept his murderous streak going. He was great in his DLC in Arkham Knight, just snapping necks and shooting people. But I do have to admit that part of the appeal is the sheer contrast between him and Batman, and with Batman gone this approach is a tad bit less interesting.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              While Batman would be gone Bruce himself would still be alive and in hiding so Red Hood can still do what he does but with Bruce being more powerless to stop him.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Working on a big wall of greentext detailing how i think the game would have gone better.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Avengers Sucked ass but at least the (Launch) characters felt unique and you could synergize there abilities so at rare times (like the first time you fight the giant AIM spider mech thing) it felt like you were actually a team.

    In Suicide Squad no one feels special. King shark should be able to pick up and throw enemies like hulk, Boomerang should have different types of Boomerangs.

    Deadshot and Harley Quinn felt fine I guess

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't consume media with HAGS.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the funniest part is pic related desperately trying to build himself an e-celeb brand with Superhero GaaS slop. This guy sucks Rocksteadys dick so hard for free all because he desperately wants people to pay attention to him when he data leaks the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic related
      >no pic related
      >I can't enjoy Anon's post properly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why does he look like he's in an open relationship and has a humiliation fetish?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically he got low-level fame status because he was the guy that datamined the avengers game.
            >develops a taste for clout but his only worth is too datamine superhero GaaS
            >tries to get more clout by claiming he's adin ross' brother when asking for proof he replies back "I don't owe you any"
            >Suicide Squad close to release people shit on it
            >he's worried the game is DoA and his clout farming will fail because no one will pay attention to him
            >acts as a one man pr team for the game, arguing with people that don't like the game
            >tries to get an IGN reviewer in legal trouble by claiming he broke the NDA in a review for the game even though the guy doing the accusing is literally datamining and spoiling the game
            >is playing damage control and still doing the PR stint while crying how he isn't more popular in the gaming community

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus, that’s sad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even feel bad, he's a salty b***h that tried to get someone sued by WB because he was upset they didn't like the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry

      Wtf the Transformers game has a version of him too!

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was Harley ever a good character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but she wasn't a mouthpiece and she was hot.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex fricking Luthor lecturing about toxic masculinity

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Her new game is dying

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Boco

    Because if we're lucky this will finally kill off the Harley push for good.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 2024 we know better than renting live service games from fricking WB

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Her new game is dying why didn’t you buy it? It’s not too late.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me when she's got a barefoot skin.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think she's pretty cute in this game, but considering this is supposed to be Arkham Harley, they shot themselves in the foot making her look completely different to the previous games

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really understand why DC is trying so hard to make me hate Harley by throwing all those shit versions of her at me, but it's not really working.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IM DOING MY PART

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is a Suicide Squad game a Harley game? Cause she's in it? Does that mean I can call it a Captain Boomerang game? Frick gays like you and the others here.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its so easy to just pretend this is an elseworld I don't know why people are so upset that its technically set after arkham, just ignore that its not relevant at all

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