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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon did a great job!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's a big sword

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          4u

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for Uldor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >One of the greatest beauties in Middle-Earth.

        lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol what the frick is with that hilt?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a gelf can get lonely adventuring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        muh dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can already preorder the hilt of this sword as a dildo on certain websites, not even joking.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          link?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >elf womanspreading
        also she looks filthy, looks more like the Witcher after not showering for months more than like an elf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats unbecoming of an elf. tolkien would not approve.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this Griffith?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think Galadriel being an action hero pisses me off more than anything here. The Hobbits looking like hobos sort of works if they're in their migratory period which they very well could be in the 2nd age,and lol black people, but thinking that Galadriel being the wisest non servant of God, and almost sole survivor of the first age Noldor in the entire setting, isn't an interesting or strong enough character just sets me right off. It's not enough that she helped her people over the grinding ice, and is a renowned leader of power and wisdom, she has to kick ass just like the boys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lmao are those yoga pants under the armor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you think her elf pussy will shape the pants when she takes off the armor?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          finest elven woven polyester

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"Don't expec the same Galadriel"
        not even the same race?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is it with the women manspreading in so many photo shoots? And don't say it's a sexual frick-me pose because it isn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pussy is wide open.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pussy
          More like balls are comfy and hanging loose. Thats not a feminine way of sitting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's going to make my dick explode

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cut out all the hobbit shit and just have the show about this elf girl. That's all Amazon needed to do. Does anyone even like the fricking Hobbits?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So qt. I might just watch this shit for her alone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is the worst part
        every franchise that used to be about white male heroes is now about unrealistic mary sue „strong wyman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get the casting right for once
        >frick up the character
        I can't tell if they're stupid or malicious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >10,000 year old e-girl elf
        I will now watch your show.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks fine but shouldn't Galadriel always have a sort of angelic/divine look to her, even if she's dirty? This just looks like a generic RPG protagonist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Tolkein always describes her as otherworldly and so beautiful other people can't take their eyes off her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Tolkein always describes her as otherworldly
            He did not. He described her simply as the fairest of the elven women left in Middle Earth, and the greatest. Arwen is also described as "the fairest".
            She did not look like some supernatural being.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how many white males will she kill any guesses?
        methinks several hundred

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's unironically one of the 10 most powerful beings in Middle Earth that aren't divinities.
          She's also wearing one of the 3 untainted Elven Rings of Power at certain points.
          She's basically a Balrog in the form of an attractive woman.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Galadriel is basically a Balrog in the form of an attractive woman.
            kek, this
            She's one of the greatest non ainur to ever live

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >legs open position
        >those thighs
        >look of disgust
        P I C K E D U P

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S T R O N K
        I N D Y P Y D Y N T
        W Y M Y N

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >S T R O N K
          >I N D Y P Y D Y N T
          >W Y M Y N
          I mean that's exactly who Galadriel is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      Everything looks dirty as frick and not at all mythic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, they gave him the cuckold dreamworks face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frodorothy and samantha?
      is that gandalf on the right?

      gimli and legolas?

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      is this the new aragorn?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >aragorn
        No, that's Galadriel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she fights now?
          I dont remember that in the book

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she's a girlboss with a sword who needs no man now, instead of just dispensing gamer girl bath water flasks that shine in the dark

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I would buy a phial of Galadriel's bath water.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like a man, nice way to destroy galadriel' character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the greatest show ever made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Nignog of Morgoth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      Waitaminute

      FACE/OFF 2?????????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just noticed
        wtf man

        also originally the first film was supposed to be arnold blackBlack person vs sylvester stallone

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        also burton talking about batman 2
        this guy legitimately posted the only uninteresting thing about that magazine episode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WTF IS GOING ON?????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      >nog
      >nog
      >stronk womyn

      It's gonna be great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no black people in the original trilogy
      >now they're everywhere
      I don't get it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no black people in the original trilogy
        >now they're everywhere
        I made this simple map to help chuds process a concept called geography
        Green is where the movies visit (all 6)
        Red is where s1 of ROP takes place

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you're saying they're all on the same continent which has explicitly been shown to be based on Europe and only contain whites?

          Wow, good job loregay. Thank you for induspitably proving there should be no Black folk at all in LotR.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Middle Earth looks absolutely nothing like Europe in any way. I guess both have trees and mountains and shit.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Middle Earth looks absolutely nothing like Europe in any way.
              It is LITERALLY England (shire and that area) into daneland, then into Turkey.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Middle Earth looks absolutely nothing like Europe
              The architecture, the clothing style, the physical descriptions of the races therein, and yes the landscape. The trees and snowy peaks, all straight up medieval Europe.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >only contain whites?
            This is just factually incorrect, Harad is basically Africa. Arabs, blacks and all and is part of the same continent of middle earth, the movies just never visit there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              None of the characters shown in any of the images are dressed like characters from Harad. Haradrim are all portrayed as dressing like people from the middle east.

              Find me one promotional image of the elves, hobbits or dwarves raceswapped int he new series where they're dressed like someone from Harad or stop pushing this bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >None of the characters shown in any of the images are dressed like characters from Harad
                Well the show takes place several thousand years before the books/movies so things will look different.
                Either way a location in Harad has already been confirmed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Well the show takes place several thousand years before the books/movies so things will look different.
                All these excuses and goalpost moving. If they were from Harad they would dress LIKE PEOPLE FROM HARAD.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >If they were from Harad they would dress LIKE PEOPLE FROM HARAD.
                Yes just like the people in Egypt today dress like their ancestors during the reign of Ramesses II, moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes just like the people in Egypt today dress like their ancestors during the reign of Ramesses II, moron
                This takes place in the past, so the clothes could only be more primitive. Are you seriously suggesting it would make sense for ancient Egyptians to dress like Europeans? Do you even comprehend how profoundly stupid your argument is?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who's "ancient past"?
                They have as much to do with the actual ancient past as Stargate Atlanteans or RE Howard's coastal galleons in the year 20,000 BC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If this is the ''ancient past'', it could mean that Hobbits and Men and Dwarves and Elves, etc. collectively committed genocide on their own black populace, seeing as the latter timeline has none of them.

                Based.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Harad is basically Africa.
              Its obviously the middle east you fricking moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >“Rhun is the Elvish word for ‘east.’ Asia, China, Japan, and all the things which people in the west regard as far away. And south of Harad is Africa, the hot countries" -JRR Tolkien
                Hmm, should I believe you or Tolkien?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Look at the fricking map you fricking mongoloid. Its on this thread fricking look at it.
                Look at where Rhun is you fricking Black person moron.
                Then look at where Harad is you fricking troony homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tolkien literally states that central Africa is located to the south of Harad not within it himself in your quote

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I though Africa part is called 'Far Harad' in contrast to Middle Eastern/North African Near Harad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Its obviously the middle east you fricking moron.
                The middle east has rainforests and savannah?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >people look middle Eastern
                >dress Chinese
                >live in rain forests
                Sounds like... a fantasy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but dark people are from close to the equator. Is middle earth near the equator? That looks like just part of one continent (like Europe).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            About half that map is lands where none white people live

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I get that but why? Black people are native to equatorial regions and become whiter the further away you go. So, there may be somewhat swarthier people in the southern extremes (aka North Africa or the middle east) but you aren't going to go full africoid until you approach the tropics where humans are subjected to more UV radiation bombardment thanks to basically having no seasonal variation.

              >t. science truster

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Arda was flat around that time period so people with Black person skin existing barely makes sense anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whats the context of this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Le funny joke about le chuds seething

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't understand this. If you really want to shoe horn blacks in, why not just add some foreigner side chars from far harad that traveled up north for whatever reason and in the process got roped into the main plot??? Surely that's better and more plausible than retconing hobbits, dwarves, and elves as being a multi-racial species. I just really don't understand the thought process here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We are one race the human race.
        We have multiple "races"
        Therefore fantasy races should too.
        It doesn't make any sense.

        Something like a Drow vs an elf makes sense.

        Maybe some dwarfs live in mountains and are wide and others live in the desert and a slim. That makes sense.

        Different colours? Why not make that a human thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and others live in the desert and a slim. That makes sense.
          no it doesn't

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It does. Say there's the dwarf race. But in it there's 2 distinct types. Some moved north to the mountains, the others south. Over a 1000 years the ones in the heat shed their wide stature and became slimmer, they excavate the dunes and build under sand cities.

            The ones to the north are traditional Hardy dwarfs. Live in mountains, are wide and deal with the cold well. They mine.

            See

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then go write your own fantasy with desert dwelling Black person dwarfs if you want them so bad instead of appropriating and vandalizing the established work of other people

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking moron I'm just saying in general have Asian and black dwarves is moronic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Having regional elves with their own unique culture and society is fine and enhances the world building. But having multiple variants of elves living in one region like modern day NYC breaks the aesthetic and comes off like leftist indoctrination.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Black folk can’t be elves. Sorry. You’re orcs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick,just put the fork down,lady you got sausage fingers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No beard on the dwarf woman
      That's what you should actually be upset about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so tired of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      >how to kill all interest in the show with just three covers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      this purposeful deconstruction of classic works, concepts and values is just tiring at this point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh now there just trolling

      Bleached meh

      This will be the greatest show ever made

      She cute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m sick of black people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Boo hoo black people in media

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >12% of the population.
        >In 100% of the media.
        >Erasing all European history and settings.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just one question: have you watched The Northman in cinema? If the answer is 'no', then you have no right to whine

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            First off, in no way is that whining. My major problem is it's clearly just anti-white. It's not applied equally. Asgard has to have blacks, but Wakanda doesn't have to have whites, and the mystical city Shang Chi went to only has Asians. Why aren't their cities multi-cultural? It's horseshit.

            Second off, yes I went to The Northman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Wakanda doesn't have to have whites
              That's not really true, Bucky is white after all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's not a native Wakandan, he's a visitor and he was no longer there as of Falcon & Winter Soldier. If there are native black Asgardians there should be native white Wakandans. Unless there's something wrong with diversity, or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Asgardians are aliums who rule a collection of planets across the galaxy, they are not Swedes in the MCU.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >rule a collection of planets
                Are you moronic or just a hack lying weasel? Asgardians come from asgard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In the MCU, each of the nine realms is a separate populated planet (or starbase in teh case of the Dwarves), this was clearly shown at the beginning of the first Thor movie.
                In the MCU, the Vikings and the Asgardians cribbed from each other's culture in ye ancient times and the Asgardians became worshipped (like the Eternals and other aliens).

                None of the Asgardians are human at all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But they're all white.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But they're all white.
                They who? They mythological figures of our real-life Earth Vikings? Yeah probably, even the Dark Elves were "dark" because of their living conditions underground.
                In this comic universe full of 1 mile ayyy robots and pan-dimensional demon lords? Apparently not. The Thor comics have played fast and loose with Norse mythology since the first issues too.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They who?
                Gee, who were we discussing dipshit? The Marvel version of the Asgardians are ALL white. Every single one of them. White.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was a different time back then, it was ok (but daring) to show Black Africans, but Black Americans were basically manservant/sidekick characters only.
                The MCU is also VERY loosely based on the olde Marvel comics as well, in many many ways.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It was a different time back then
                That image is from like five years ago you disingenuous frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Youre arguing with a dimb Black person discord troony that will never be a real woman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All those characters were created in the '60s.
                When Marvel wants blacked characters they create an AU like the Ultimate line. DC are the ones who arbitrarily just make people black for purposes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But the characters are *still* white. And they've made characters explicitly raceswapped in 616 before. Kamala Khan, Riri Williams, Nick Fury Jr., there are literally hundreds of raceswaps in 616, and none of them are Asgardian.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is a difference between "some Paki Girl takes on the abandoned name of Ms. Marvel while Carol Danvers takes on the mantle of Captain Marvel" and "Wally West is a Black now lulz".
                It's subtle but I think if you think upon it. And yes I know they backpedaled on the Wally thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and only asgardians com from asgard, the other worlds are midgard (earth), death realm, fire trolls realm (surtur), ice giants realm (loki), vanaheim, dark elves realm , rock trolls realm and dwarves realm. Kys lorelet, you have no idea what are ypu talking about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In the comics they were never aliens, that was a change for MCU. Even in the MCU they're the basis for Norse mythology, it makes zero sense for there to be blacks in Norse mythology.

                And that justification should apply to Wakanda and the city in Shang-Chi. Wakanda's technological advancement comes from Vibranium, an alien metal. Why didn't white aliums come with it? Hm? HMMMMM? Shang Chi's city has magic, why aren't there any magical white, black or hispanic people? Huh?

                If it makes sense for Asgard, then you can't justify it not being present in the other places.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it makes zero sense for there to be blacks in Norse mythology.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%ADgs%C3%BEula
                >Rígr (Heimdall) was walking along the shore and came to a farm-hut owned by Ái (great-grandfather) and Edda (great-grandmother). They offered him shelter and poor, rough food for a meal. That night Rígr slept between the pair in their bed and then departed. Nine months later, Edda gave birth to a son who was svartr (swarthy, dark).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You found one, swarthy=/=black. Swarthy explicitly means dark-haired white.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the word used is svartr which means black
                https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/svartr#Old_Norse

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would Nordic people write tales about subsaharan africans, a people they haven't met yet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Swarthy=dark
                Nice headcanon, hack weasel
                Swarthy is NOT black skinned
                Lying piece of shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                swarthy, a.1

                (ˈswɔːðJ, ˈswɔːθJ)

                [Obscure variant of swarty: cf. swarth a., swarf a., swarfish, swarfy.]

                Of a dark hue; black or blackish; dusky. a.a gen. = swart a. 1a.

                1577 [implied in swarthiness]. 1596 Gosson Quippes Upstart Gentlewom. 99 in Hazl. E.P.P. IV. 254 The swarthie-blacke, the grassie-greene, The pudding-red, the dapple graie. 1602 Marston Ant. & Mel. i. Wks. 1856 I. 16 Swarthy darknesse popt out Phoebus eye. 1697 Dryden Virg. Georg. iii. 596 Search his Mouth; and if a swarthy Tongue Is underneath his humid Palate hung [etc.]. 1786 tr. Beckford's Vathek (1868) 35 From a swarthy crimson to a bright rose colour. 1827 Heber Europe 270 The swarthy vintage. 1842 Tennyson Morte d'Arthur 269 Like some full-breasted swan That‥takes the flood With swarthy webs.

                b.b of or in reference to the complexion: = swart a. 1b.

                1591 Shakes. Two Gent. ii. vi. 26 Siluia‥Shewes Iulia but a swarthy Ethiope. 1601 B. Jonson Poetaster v. i, Let our Roman eagles flie On swarthy Ægypt. 1634 Sir T. Herbert Trav. 14 The people are of a swarthy darke colour. 1638–56 Cowley Davideis iii. 178 Your Name‥That to rich Ophirs rising Morn is knowne, And stretcht out far to the burnt swarthy Zone. 1744 Mitchell in Phil. Trans. XLIII. 122 If we proceed from the swarthiest white Person to the palest Egyptian, from thence to the fairest Mustee, Molatto, Moor, &c. to the darkest Indian. 1833 Tennyson Dream Fair Women xxxii, A queen, with swarthy cheeks and bold black eyes. 1879 S. C. Bartlett Egypt to Pal. xxv. 493 Six swarthy Arabs pulled our oars as we headed north.

                c.c fig. ‘Black’, ‘dark’, malignant, dismal: cf. swart a. 3.

                1651 J. S. Prince of Priggs Revels iii. 9 You (Parson)‥Black best becomes your swarthy function Whose Doctrine‥damns more souls Then Lucifer by all his stratagems.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its DARK you stupid frick not black skinned

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is no such thing as black in nature, just shades of darkness. And since you seem to be too dumb to read I will post the first definition for you again

                >Of a dark hue; black or blackish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so benjamin franklin thought swedes looked like sub saharan africans? gotcha. you are such a fricking moronic obtuse homosexual its not even funny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I could care less that the man didn't know the definition of the word swarthy, you can argue all day but it does not change the literal definition of the word

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Swarthy isn't black-skinned, no one in northern Europe had even seen a sub-saharan black person at that point. Swarthy to them was literally anything less pale, fair haired and blue eyed than themselves.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you ever heard of black irish? The term literally goes back to the viking period, and no native irish are black skinned.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Swarthy

                Benjamin Franklin called Germans and Swedes swarthy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he isn't wakandian and has a story reason to be there
                not the same as dropping black character in say medieval Bohemia without a word of explaination

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He is not wakandan you hack piece of shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Northman has at least 1 black character.

            First off, in no way is that whining. My major problem is it's clearly just anti-white. It's not applied equally. Asgard has to have blacks, but Wakanda doesn't have to have whites, and the mystical city Shang Chi went to only has Asians. Why aren't their cities multi-cultural? It's horseshit.

            Second off, yes I went to The Northman.

            Actually you can see whites in Wakanda (in Endgame, that was the one I saw). It felt weird to me, considering it was an isolated territory. I'd say it ruined the immersion but it was a shit movie anyway.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              .Northman has at least 1 black character.
              AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >We do not grant you the rank of white
              >Argentina being represented by a Black person
              Pottery.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get this pic. There are ten times more white characters in media than black characters. Are you moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't get this pic.
            Black women are 6% of the US population, whites are 60%. So yes dumbass, there are literally ten times as many white people. Pushing them in media the way they have is literally catering to a superminority.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How many black women there are in Rings of Power? 1? 2?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NINE non-whites playing explicitly European roles, since you asked bigot apologist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >explicitly European roles
                Some of those characters are in Harad (Tolkien's Africa) and one of those in the image is literally white kek
                Dumb fricking chud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Uff...the cope is physically palpable...go eat a BBC, woketard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Some of those characters are in Harad (Tolkien's Africa)
                There are no black Elves, Dwarves or Hobbits. Are those actors playing a separate race from Harad, or are you a dishonest piece of shit?

                >one of those in the image is literally white kek
                HAHAHAHAHA, which fricking one? Point out the light-skinned European in that image dipshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Guy on the left seems like he could be Spanish

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So not white? Looks more middle-eastern to me, bit either way clearly not white.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I'm onto your game. His mother is middle-eastern but has Russian citizenship, so you just say "Russian" and hope we'll assume white.

                Pathetic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i just added that word to the filter and my posting experience has improved 3000%

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope chud

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Did they stop using pissbaby and shitlord because they thought those insults were offensive to people with incontinence issues?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >explicitly European roles
                >Middle-Earth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, way to show your ignorance. Tolkien specified in his writings and descriptions who each race was based on. Hobbits for example were inspired by the Irish. So yes, EXPLICITLY EUROPEAN.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hobbits for example were inspired by the Irish.
                no they weren't

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And Elves were inspired by Americans (Aman is American according to his later works) so Black Elves make perfect sense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Elves were inspired by Americans
                Wut

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He stated the Elves are inspired by Scandinavian Europeans, being tall and slender.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Elves were inspired by Americans
                Wut

                >Elves were inspired by Americans
                HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHVAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhahahahShshhahahahahahahhahahahAhahahHahahagahahahahgagahah NICE LIE israelite

                'Is Aman “removed” or destroyed at the Catastrophe? It was physical. Therefore it could not be removed, without remaining visible as part of Arda or as a new satellite! It must either remain as a landmass bereft of its former inhabitants or be destroyed. I think now that it is best that it should remain a physical landmass (America!)'

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God damn you hack piece of shit you deserve death, your convenient interpretation of tolkien's words is disgusting

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Elves were inspired by Americans
                HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHVAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhahahahShshhahahahahahahhahahahAhahahHahahagahahahahgagahah NICE LIE israelite

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                least schizophrenic nu-tolkien fan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The most prolific oversteppers in the history of humanity. You just can’t help it can you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There should be none, except as comedic relief low level thugs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          arr rook same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nice schizoposting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We backed the wrong side.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          okay but why are you mad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would you be mad about people using "changing demographics" as justification when the black population has actually decreased?
            >Why would you be mad about a race being erased from history and all of their culture being stolen from them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        featuring some blacks will be the least of the show's problems. nearly everything about it looks terrible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally noone has a problem with it as long as the actresses are attractive and it's done in a way that makes sense in the world

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *upvoted*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >YAASSSSSS BLACK PIUPLE IN MEDIA HECKIN FINALLY, TIME TO SIT DOWN, LISTEN AND BE HUMBLE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yet we are expected to accept the constant boo hooing about Whites being in the media.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We all are. It's called Black person fatigue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they arent people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >white people in 19th century: masters of the universe
      >white people in 21st century: traumatized by seeing black people on TV
      What went wrong?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jews and blacks started to spread white hate speech all over media, bet you love to hate whites too, you traitorous piece of shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    won't watch this trash either way.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shitshow is worth it for the keks. Damn did I just have a good laugh at Lenny Henry dressed up as a we wuz hobbit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Those giant clown feet

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Ended my Amazon Prime membership over a year ago.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What online store do you use now?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like the niggs of power

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literal baboon

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's bad because 10% of the cast is dark skinned
    Cinemaphile logic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's bad because they're Black folk.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
        >"Amazon warns about racist viewers"
        >nooooo I'm not racist it's legitimate criticism!!!1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off, go be a Black person lover somewhere else, better yet, buy a ticket to africa and stay there, you'll love the afro culture and commodites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks aren't the issue. It's not blacks making decisions. They are just puppets. The issue is the white people and the ~~*white*~~ people behind them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DIAF gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are moronic. Wheel of Time was literally 50% main cast coloured.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite making up "10%" of the cast...

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exact face I made when I saw that Black person hobbit and his ridiculous hair.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman Returns
    >Tim Burton looks back at his freaky sequel
    ooh ooh ooh, post that article. That sounds interesting.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a magical Black in the shire?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's not black, he just finished chimney sweeping

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hobbits in the second age

    lol
    lmao

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can't just make something tasteful.
    It has to be blatantly political.
    Hobbits are not black
    Haradrim probably.
    Gondor potentially.
    Elvish cultures no.
    Why can't they just meet their dumb quotas by having black men. Have to be fricking smug about it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey buddy, the Nox are based despite being filthy space hippies

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the awful adaptation of LOTR
    >Brad Pitt is for some reason lumped in with a bunch of movies rather than actors
    >Avatar 2
    >Face/Off 2 (what the frick, why)
    >Tim Burton interview
    >Reddit

    I fricking hate everything about this cover. Congratulations OP.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know we've made this joke a million times but holy shit that guy looks like someone in an SNL skit wearing the 'crazy old Black person' wig

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would be based if it turns out it was a comedy all along

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, at least they put a ratty old wig on him. Be glad they didn't just grease him up and shave him bald as le epic bad ass black

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that lenny henry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep Lenny Henry playing an elder harfoot
      They are a migrational/travelling group so none are family members

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, part of me likes woke culture for delivering comedy every day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true, almost never laugh out loud on the computer, but these niggs of power threads and leaks always make laugh like a lunatic alone

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ice troll cover
    John Howe concept art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Concept art
      >Cover
      Yikes my dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like some puppet out of star wars designed to sell toys

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AYO WE WUZ HOBBATS N SHEET

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its all so tiresome

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    since when were hobbits literal plant-covered woodland creatures? I know they live in holes in hills but did they really need to add leaves into their hair and make them perpetually filthy? Also what the FRICK is up with that hairstyle on the right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's like when they made radagast an old moron covered with birdshit. so stupid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And not just a moron covered in bird shit, but a fricking stoner.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I nearly forgotten that cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clueless morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is probably before the hobbits lived in the Shire to be fair, they were called Stoors, the Harfoots being a principal family and the ancestors of the Tooks, and they lived in the Anduin vale which being between Mirkwood and Lorien is mostly wooded.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks crappy but it can't be worse than Jackson's Americanised trash, can it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Jackson's Americanised
      He's from New Zealand you hilariously ignorant oaf.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He is. New Line Cinema, however, is an American company. Therefore, the movies were created with the thought of catering to Americans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then why use his name? You just have a hateboner for the country that gave you the website you're posting on, because your country is shit. Penis-envy, pure and simple.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have a hateboner for people jerking off to the film trilogy without even reading the fricking books

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I read the books. Do you really think Tom Bombadil would have worked on screen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It absolutely can be worse.
      Lotr trilogy are decent films. You're just a contarian

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hyped OP!
    Can't wait for Face/Off 2!

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i audibly laughed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me too, but now im sad
      sad about hobbits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were too pure for this world

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only nogs and ugly women everywhere
    the west needs to be nuked asap

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do americans not know about lenny henry?
    t. bong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that Lenny Henry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeh, im only curious if he is well known outside of the uk. I actually rate his theatre work

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you know his great grandad was a slaver who sold black brothers into servitude for lots of cash?
          He needs to apologise to black people.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the lunchroom at work and I literally just laughed out loud at the Black person which startled everyone in the room because i'm a quiet shut-in at work but I just couldn't help it. The visual of a Black person hobbit is just so ridiculous that I just can't help but laugh my ass off. It's impossible to take this shit seriously on any level lol.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Grow up.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbitroon, the home of all the halfnigs.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black guy looks like a typical crackhead

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everyone could have been satisfied if the elves and dwarves looked like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want you permanently banned from this site.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if this is one person responsible for these posts im impressed, you spend more time here than i do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope kim jong un nukes your house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plastic surgeon chopped off too much chin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asians have such a weird skull shape, man

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the clown time line. Did I cause this by binge watching popee the performer whilst sleep deprived years ago?

    All I know is my reality is wrong. It's all fricked up
    My reality is the reality normal realities look at when they want to laugh.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how asian, indian, hispanic, native, and other races just straight up dont fricking exist in our new representation driven media

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The MCU is quickly filling up with Asians, Latinos, Indians and Pakis and all the rest.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I would hurl the earth into the fricking sun and nothing of value would be lost.

    To hell with man hating bull dykes and to hell with spics, Black folk and asiatics.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Americans so goddamned much

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nignogs Elves, Hobbits, Humans and Dwarfs when Isildur was young
    >At some point, Isildur used the ring powers to genocide all the black elves, hobbits and dwarfs, while black humans can be spotted at The Hobbit time line in human citites.
    >Bilbo takes the ring
    >Bilbo uses the ring powers to kill all black humans
    >No black Elves, Hobbits, Humans and Dwarfs present in the Lord of the Rings timeline
    Is this gonna be, dare I say, kino?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not gonna watch it
    >not gonna talk about it
    >lmao at this flop already

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think im going to watch it, not because I think its good or will like it
      I wanna watch the trainwreck and see what they do with these new dark hobbits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as long as you don't complain about it afterwards and always remember that they made it because of people like you, that's ok.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I will treat it as a parody of lotr, Im sure it'll be chocfull of unintentional humor

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Teaser #2 coming soon
    Get hype Tolkienbros!

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Awful racist of you.
    I didn't write the Rígþpula though

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >covered in dirt and wearing disgusting worn out filthy rags
    what the frick is this? why can't they dress like normal people? is this supposed to be their way of saying they're in tune with nature or some shit? Why do they have to look like they enjoy living in dogshit? Why can't they have decent clothes?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lenny henry in hobbit feet
    oh come on man

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AHHH its black I am going INSAAAANE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically.
      btb gonna go shoot some mexican children lmao enjoy never feeling safe anywhere because of your hubris.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AAHHH ITS BLACK AND GAY I'M COOOMING

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes it feels like they're actually trying to make me racist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes and then they want you to post something incriminating on social media so you can be ostracized

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there was an ethnic cleanse between this show and the hobbit
    jesus christ amazon

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Missed opportunity, if they wanted non-whites they should have hired gypsies and nail the cast

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so are black people not allowed to be in fantasy stuff or

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so are black people not allowed to be in european mithology and themes inspired fantasy stuff or
      yes they are not allowed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Shut the frick up Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so are black people not allowed to be in fantasy stuff or
      Thread Theme Song

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I live 20 minutes away from Water World and I can't fricking stand it anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is stopping anyone from writing black fantasy, or fantasy that heavily represents blacks, but nobody cares and you won't read it / watch it so you're left with breaking white people's toys to punish white poeple for not making it for them. You know that as long as white people have options, you can't force them to worship blacks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why cant they make their own shows and fill it with as many africans as they want?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they should make their own adaptions from their written folklore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure they can, once they have a culture worth putting in there. Everyone else has a cool culture worth fitting in there somewhere, why don't they? Even the middle east has a shitload of cool weapons, mythology, weapons and clothes. They contribute shit like curved swords, flying carpets and djinns.

      What does Africa provide?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What does Africa provide?
        Like the Vikings, living in huts, raping, murdering and stealing, and worshipping a bunch of shifty immoral Gods.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Vikings have badass mythology, technology and combat tactics on par with medieval Europe at the time, built boats capable of sailing across the ocean and built wooden houses. They looked badass and did badass shit. Berserkers are an actual tactic they employed.

          Africans weren't capable of sailing to the US, or employing tactics like the use of wooden shields to ensnare an enemy's weapon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget their 'Boar snout' formation, gods bless whatever mad bastard was at the point of that, he's deffo being plucked up by the Valkyries first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are,but not in tolkiens universe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but orcs have been a fantasy staple for decades

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        orcs weren't supposed to be blacks though
        Tolkien said that they look like 'least lovely Mongol types' would look to medieval European and they speak like norfs

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BlackBBITS

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I LITERALLY laughed out loud when I opened this image. What the actual frick are they thinking?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The more israeli producers make this woke shit the more i start believing /misc/.
    Im still between cultural marxist knights or anti-human globalist menchevics being the perpetrators of this horrible war on culture

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >20 years ago
    >4 white males
    >20 years later
    >1 black man and 2 females
    Kek bros the juxtaposition is just hilarious and sad

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >armor gay
    >see this
    Disgusting prostitute is more open than OP's mouth in a dick rain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why have you circled the armour?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Massive gaps between the armour to make it easier to get killed, I assume.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The gaps in the wrists. In a sword fight hands/wrists are primary targets along with the head, since they are foward when you attack and so very exposed to your enemy. If you cut a wrist/forearm/hand the fight is over, you can't fight WITHOUT YOUR FRICKING HANDS. I know it's a show but armor that b***h up or put her on a bikini armor already. Also good luck with all that hair.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gaps in the wrists
          >gloves clearly cover up to half the forearm
          what you talking about Black person?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day. In the cover picture, she has gauntlets that do not protect her wrists. The anon posted a picture of real gauntlets which actually protect the wrists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can someone not understand what is the point of a gauntlet to begin with? It never occurred to them that, historically, it would've indeed easier to just skip except the wrist articulation if there wasn't a good reason to keep it in the first place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gauntlets are just so fricking cool

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if this new adaption will deal with racist themes? Or will both white and black hobbits live in harmony within the shire.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    American culture is more disgusting than ever but consoom homosexuals will still consoom no matter what. Don't be misguided, you all should shame the mindless consumers, not those who create such garbage. Bully the viewers of these shows. Shame them relentlessly. Make them feel embarrassed for their habits. You're powerless against big corporations, but you're not powerless against common people.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Russia just end it all please

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >More importantly, will this series be a HIT or MISS?

    I won't be watching because I have zero interest in it. But I am unable to predict if the show will be a triumph or a disaster.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They'll still win because audience will watch it just to hate. Best thing to do would be totally ignore this piece of shit and starve it of interaction.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Christopher, my son, have I told you about the apes? Apes were animals living far South of Middle-earth. Said to live in the dark forests of the South,[2] they seem to have only been known in stories in the North. Probably due to their lesser intelligence, the word "ape", along with "maggot" and snaga, became an insult used by Orcs.[1]

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any known actors there?
    The only name I recognize is Lenny Henry and that’s not a good sign.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not any big names but these two you will probably have heard of

      Charles Edwards - Celebrimbor
      Peter Mullan - King Durin III

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      crassus and shit-naevia from spartacus

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