Here is a small test. What comic book artist comes up to mind when you read this?

Here is a small test.

What comic book artist comes up to mind when you read this?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *writer

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll be honest i'm not gonna read that
    not even so much that it's a lot of text, it's just giving me a headache in this format and i don't care

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your contribution

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a comic artist, but Dave Filoni

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Dan Didio in a nutshell.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally Dan Didio in a nutshell.

      Closest /artist/ would be John Byrne.
      Otherwise, Geoff Johns in terms of writers.

      >Closest /artist/ would be John Byrne.

      Those are good calls. Brubaker comes to mind, too.
      Not saying bendis because he doesn't have that kind of passion, he's just a lazy parasite, and jason aaron is just a tool for whenever they wanna ruin something.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geoff Johns in the 2000s and 2010s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Closest /artist/ would be John Byrne.
      Otherwise, Geoff Johns in terms of writers.

      It's 100% Johns, this is exactly what his career arc has been. Don't forget he was literally a member of HEAT back in the day, only for him to infiltrate DC Comics and go about undoing Emerald Twilight so thoroughly it's as if it never happened at all.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Closest /artist/ would be John Byrne.
    Otherwise, Geoff Johns in terms of writers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Byrne is honestly probably the Ur example, his entire conflict with Shooter when you really boiled it down was Shooter wouldn't let him ignore continuity and asspull whatever fanfiction he wanted onto a page [and usually turn that page in late anyway].

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and usually turn that page in late anyway
        How /late/ was Byrne exactly? Because I always got the impression he was a 1-2 page a day workhorse.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's primarily because Shooter was good at riding his ass and forcing him to keep pace with deadlines which made him form some good habits, he just liked to pretend he totally was timely on his own. Once it was clear he no longer had to keep pace, he was pretty prone to rushing things last minute or putting shit off. He wasn't Liefield bad, but a day or so late was pretty common after awhile and half a week/a week late wasn't unheard of.

          It just became less of a problem though because as the industry contracted, release schedules got more and more generous and workloads got smaller and smaller so nobody really fricking cares anymore. Particularly since everyone was doing it after a point. The industry started rapidly crumbling after Shooter was forced out of Marvel for a fricking reason.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bendis with his weird Kitty obsession.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man editors, Dan Slott, and Zebb Wells.

  10. 3 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    josh is okay

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BenDavid Grabinski and post-divorce O'Malley.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slott

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a free association test? Evan Dorkin.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evan Dorkin IMO

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geoff Johns, yeah? He's the most clear example of "fan gets to write comics to make his fanfic canon" I can think of. Anyone got the Superboy letter?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and he was given the power to create realities in his image. To be honest, I like his big cross over miniseries events that I have read but I understand I like them because I'm reading them in a bubble and not considering how they're ignoring the series that are crossing over.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me, I was like this once and oh boy did I hate my art so badly because of it
    Turns out, forcing yourself to be the "NEXT BIG THING" is just gonna frick with you creatively

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't reading all that, so I'll say Morrison.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone on Cinemaphile ever thought of doing this themselves?

    I mean, what if WE did this? Did what the comic says, did what Johns did. What if WE infiltrated DC or Marvel, worked our ways up the ladder, until we were in a position to write all our favorite superheroes and supervillains?

    Then we could unfrick all the things we hate about modern comics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a tribesman, so they won't let me in on the ground floor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point? We live in an era where you can just make your own shit that you 100% control and people will pay you just to continue existing (and even more for porn)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is, they're not hiring people to let them FIX things. There's the rumor they wienerblocked Spencer at the last minute of his Spider-Man run, and i don't even hold him in high regard.

      Does Cinemaphile think about fixing all the bullshit? Yeah, we're always talking about obvious ways it could be done, but that hasn't been the mindset in the industry for the most part since the 90s ended.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people who fricked your comics up most likely thought the same thing, truly we are in a cycle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point? We live in an era where you can just make your own shit that you 100% control and people will pay you just to continue existing (and even more for porn)

      The thing is, they're not hiring people to let them FIX things. There's the rumor they wienerblocked Spencer at the last minute of his Spider-Man run, and i don't even hold him in high regard.

      Does Cinemaphile think about fixing all the bullshit? Yeah, we're always talking about obvious ways it could be done, but that hasn't been the mindset in the industry for the most part since the 90s ended.

      Honestly shit like this makes me almost want to like, start up a fund to see if we can get Jim Shooter a comic company again and enough capital for it to not die inside of a year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, that's exactly what the people who ruined comics, cartoons, video games and others did.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't trust Cinemaphile to fix the things Cinemaphile complains about.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Shooter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jim Shooter
      I was having a great day and you just had to remind me of the worst fricking comic in the history of the multiverse!

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ian Flynn
    But mostly Johns

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally what Geoff Johns did with Superboy

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Johns fella sounds like a real a-hole.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what Geoff Johns did with Superboy

      At least it isn't the Bruce/Babs parts of The Killing Joke...

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bendis

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally every capeshit writer.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I came into this thread and saw the Geoff Johns was already posted numerous times, frick that guy

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    God Josh is so based.
    Too bad all that shit eating can never ever help out the inherent dogshit that capeshit comics are ever since the first generation got outjewed by DC and Marvels upper management.
    Uh anyway, probably Doomsday Clock.
    I liked the black Rorschach guy, the rest of the series was a whole lot of nothing just for Doctor Manhattan to go "Hm, yeah maybe I won't be a whiny b***h."

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah I see everyone else in this thread has already mentioned Geoff Johns. Good to know we're unanimous on this.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think of Evan Dorkin because he wrote and drew this. But for who he is describing, Joe Quesada. He played nice, drew every assignment, worked everywhere that would pay, smile and nodded until he got EIC and perverted Marvel in his image.

    HE GAVE WOLVERINE AN ORIGIN
    HE MADE SPIDER-MAN SINGLE
    HE DID CIVIL WAR

    In fact, if you're reading this, feel free to list more of Quesada's sins. I know I'm missing a bunch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>HE GAVE WOLVERINE AN ORIGIN
      Like the Spider-Marriage in the comic strip, this was a case of "If we don't do this first, this other medium will."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In fact, if you're reading this, feel free to list more of Quesada's sins. I know I'm missing a bunch.
      We'd be here all night.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How high up was Geoff Johns on the DC totem pole?

    Was he the #4 guy at DC? #3?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sophie campbell and tom waltz

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single frick involved in retconning Peter and MJ's marriage.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce timm

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Barry coming back was also Didio and EVS pushing Johns.

    Johns big example is Superboy tho

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hal and Barry were a fix, though.
    Which is a surprise since it involves DilDio.

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