Here is my idea for a good romantic flick:
>depressed wageslave autist rides the train from work to home
>angel-like female appears with great breasts and red hear
>she sits next to autist but accidentally steps on his shoe
>they start up a conversation, girl realizes that autist is a fact a smart and wonderful person
>She writes down her telephone number and gets off the train...
What if we make the girl ugly and brown?
>noo I don't want that girl to stomp my foot and realize my deep inner workings
That's just Before Sunrise
I thought it was Eternal Sunshine?
"A young man and woman meet on a train in Europe, and wind up spending one evening together in Vienna. Unfortunately, both know that this will probably be their only night together."
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112471/
This has happened to me multiple times but without the second half.
What about a movie about a guy who's so lonely he goes online and invents stories about how he ends up with random women?
hehe
>>She writes down her telephone number and gets off the train...
too bad she didn't hand him the piece of paper before leaving
same thought
People don't want to see losers as protagonists, they want to see chads. At most, the loser must turn into a chad before the middle of the film.
>Autist steps off of train.
>Reads the paper with her number, realizes it's gibberish. She was just blowing him off.
>Autist looks up and sees her open mouth kissing a dude who's a food taller than him with way bigger muscles. He grips her ass and they walk off together.
>Autist throws himself onto the train tracks.
>food taller
he was standing on his sausage
>nearby autist records and posts on indonesian basket-weaving forum for "the lulz"
>food taller
>approaching train stops a food away from his head
>but it turns out she didn't write gibberish, she's just a doctor trying to get out of an abusive relationship.
Life isn't solved by a woman.
yes it is
I've never seen a depressed guy with a girlfriend
o am i a laffin
I'm depressed and I've never had a gf checkmate atheists
you've never seen an unhappy couple? I had to leave a burger place recently because this family of 4 was stressing me out with their glum faces
Even in your fantasies you are a pathetic loser with no agency, what's up with that? Huh?
Where's the part where the autistic sperg rages over the woman stepping on his shoes?
This actually happened to me.
She literally walked out, turned, saw me looking back at her, came back and wrote her name and number. I was walking on a cloud of joy for the rest of the day. Then the dread started setting in about working up the nerve to make that call. Couldn't relax to the point where any sort of normal conversation would even be possible.
The kicker was she left a digit out of the number by mistake. I've made hundreds of calls trying to guess the number but so far no luck. Really awkward phonecalls. Many numbers don't answer so I can't eliminate them.
I continue to ride the train day after day hoping against hope for another chance encounter. At this stage she probably just thinks I simply wasn't interested.
lol wut if one digit is missing there's only 10 possible combinations.
Only if you know which digit.
Yeah, if I'd asked for the number and she wrote it down wrong, I'd assume that was deliberate. She didn't have any reason to do that. She wrote it in bubbly handwriting and wrote her first name with a heart next to it. Said "call me, okay" and walked away.
she could have presumed you were going to supreme gentleman her and did that to diffuse the situation
Are you moronic dude. Area code, then seven numbers. She can't have fricked up her area code because you didn't mention that, so she must be missing one of seven numbers, so there's only 70 combinations. I can do that in half an hour. You deserved to lose her.
>by mistake
anon i...
Name of the movie: The missing number.
Autist slowly goes crazy over a missing number as he rides the train and makes 1000 phonecalls every day searching for the unknown girl.
It ends with a suicide.