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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh, great
    they made it moronic
    good job, very kino

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny chick in the back is hot though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, she plays a dwarf
      a trans dwarf
      yes, that's actually canon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No she doesn't. The man on the left does.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh shit its even worse than I thought
          wait, is that small b***h supposed to be angua?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yes, that's actually canon

        it's actually not canon,
        Pratchett has gone graet lengths to make the story of Dwarf women the story of women opressed by religious and traditional systems and he painted parallels to muslim communities in the UK.
        Female dwarfs in Discworld novels are not trans, they don't want to be men, they are women who are forced to hide their femininity by religion and traditions, female dwarf characters in disworld women are about women fighting for their right to be women. it's telling woke garbge tier tv shows like this will try to make this a trans issue and go against womens right and feminism as it is tradition for them to do so

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s not woke it’s just anti religious slop
          it’s woke

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Mooncult
            >Religion
            Pick one

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              every doctrine of ritualism or worship is religion, not just the mainstream goyslop religions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4'10
      Imagine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could carry her around in your pocket for safekeeping.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    old news

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This mutant is Angua? cringe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally was the only tolerable cast member, that's the one you're calling out?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        smol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not have the tiny girl play the dwarf?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a joke in the books. Carrot is a human adopted by dwarves and he thinks he is one despite being taller than anyone else.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you understand what they're saying.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at that ridiculous clown on the right

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the thing is, in the books it's a women who was forced by tradition and religion to dress and act like a man, in the book it's the story of women setting themselves free from opression
          In the TV show it's about a literal troony
          wokeism:1 women rights:0

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well in the books it's a woman who gets pozzed by Ankh-Morpork and led by the other women in the squad to wear makeup and dresses and shit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, but a women, not a troony

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole thing is so fricking moronic.
            They had a dwarf dealing with gender-issues, wanting to show her femininity in a culture that kept that stuff hidden. They had a mature woman who was smart, wealthy, caring, likable and overweight. They had a human who was brought up in another culture, never really fitting in.
            But that wasn't good enough for them. So they changed the shit that would have gotten them praise and added in new shit that was unneeded and which people hated.
            They had exactly the kind of characters they needed to appease the audience who like that kind of stuff and they threw it away.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              WE DEMAND MORE RESIDUALS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just remember, he thinks he's exactly the same as the girl next to him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should play Nobby

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that never happened
    LALALALALA

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's cute as frick though.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's old news. No one watched it and it was a flop. Rhianna Pratchett didn't like it either

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rhianna Pratchett didn't like it either
      who cares about her
      she's literally the embodiment of brian herbert

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rhianna Pratchett perfectly demonstrates that writing skills cannot be inherited or learned.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who needs them/
          She can coast on her father's name alone.

          She is the keeper of her fathers legacy. And unlike Brian Herbert, she wants to do it right.

          And much like Tolkien's relatives or Disney's they will fold like cheap prostitutes at the sight of a paycheque

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And much like Tolkien's relatives

            Sorry, but you should stop dickwashing Christopher Tolkien, as well.
            His father stated numerous times, on record, that what he created was a mythological tapestry, which he WANTED other authors to fill in with their stories. Without knowing about it, he created what we call a "setting".

            Instead his moronic son went full Disney Vault, claiming he wanted to protect his father's legacy, but later on he started churning out his own shit, of course "based on his father's notes" (where have I heard that before) but self-admittedly:
            >cutting out parts his father wrote in (like the Dagor Dagorath being removed from "The Silmarillion")
            >adding in elements which were obviously half-baked and ruin multiple storylines, like the Elvish reincarnation
            >putting in his own writings AND refusing to point out what exactly he wrote in
            >choosing as "canon" not the ideas his father wrote in chronologically last, but by his own judgement, like Galadriel's origin in Middle-Earth

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is the keeper of her fathers legacy. And unlike Brian Herbert, she wants to do it right.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nigswatch.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show was slated by fans, other writers including Gaiman and Prachetts daughter so maby the next time Discworld gets adapted it won't be beyond shit and accurate to the source material.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >including Gaiman
      oh really? what did that pretentious twat have to say about it? some flowery prose, no doubt.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He b***hed about how the fans want to see the characters they know and love.
        Then shortly after he b***hed that fans disliked black Death in Sandman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Death in Sandman novels
          shy pale childish blonde girl
          >Death in Sandman tv show
          witty strong empowered black girl know it all

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Then shortly after he b***hed that fans disliked black Death in Sandman.
          kek what a monumental homosexual he is
          white goth b***h death is one of the most iconic characters in comics, period
          yeah lets just slap some black b***h in that role
          she was a fine enough actor imo but just not right for the role

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It bothered me that he said something like "I guess people don't care about the actual character but only the looks".
            Fricks' sake, the looks are 50% of it in comics. There's a reason why you made her an upbeat goth girl with huge hair - you liked that combination and it's a unique look. You kept it that way throughout all the character's appearances, why do that if the looks didn't matter?
            Fans go nuts if Spider-man's costume changes slightly. Of course they'd react if the entire look of a beloved character changes.
            He could have said "well, we're going in a new direction with this, this actress simply blew us away, in this iteration of Sandman she's black". But to claim that it doesn't really matter is just bullshit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              fricking exactly
              the actress was legitimately good in the role too, which sort of broke my heart even more
              i would have preferred they made Dream black rather than Death, that's at least canon in a couple of stories. and if they have to have their blackskinning they could have gone for him.
              it was such an utterly stupid decision

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Death in Sandman novels
          shy pale childish blonde girl
          >Death in Sandman tv show
          witty strong empowered black girl know it all

          There's an entire arc in Sandman where all of the Endless manifest as black tribalpeople in ancient Africa

          >yes, that's actually canon

          it's actually not canon,
          Pratchett has gone graet lengths to make the story of Dwarf women the story of women opressed by religious and traditional systems and he painted parallels to muslim communities in the UK.
          Female dwarfs in Discworld novels are not trans, they don't want to be men, they are women who are forced to hide their femininity by religion and traditions, female dwarf characters in disworld women are about women fighting for their right to be women. it's telling woke garbge tier tv shows like this will try to make this a trans issue and go against womens right and feminism as it is tradition for them to do so

          Pratchett was a trans ally, so I don't think he'd mind

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was the show about that arc? Why did they keep that appearance for a single arc in the comics?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's an entire arc in Sandman where all of the Endless manifest as black tribalpeople in ancient Africa
            That's a cop-out.
            Dream shows up as a cat at one point, doesn't mean he should be a cat in the show.
            Yes, the endless can change their looks and they look different, or can look different, to people looking at them. But Death was a pale goth girl 99% of the time she appeared in comics, including in the very stories the show is based on.
            If her looks didn't matter Gaiman could have changed her looks for every story to cement the fact that she has no fixed appearance. But it kept returning to the same look all the time. Suddenly going "oh, but the look doesn't matter" is bullshit.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah and that's the hypocrisy, he should've just said they go another direction. not act like it doesn't matter and preach to his audience. the sad thing is the actress was actually really good, just not in that role

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasy TV shows are dead. House of the Dragon was an anomaly. Legend of the Seeker was better than the average fantasy show post 2020.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fantasy TV shows are dead
      they were always just a meme
      GoT singlehandedly memed the idea of a successful fantasy high budget tv series into existance, and singlehandedly brought it down in flames as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, cos only untalented diverse homosexuals are hired to write those shows.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Discworld Night's Watch? Who is supposed to be Vimes, Carrot, Angua, etc? Where are the trolls and giants? Looks like dogshit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's even more dogshit, the strong black grrl is supposed to be Lady Sybil

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well thanks, somehow I got mad over something I won't ever see

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Littlebottom, Angua, Sybill, Vimes, Detritus, Carrot.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Detritus(?) in pants
      >Carrot isn't a meat-mountain
      >Angua(?) isn't stacked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They somehow got more money to make it look cheaper than Going Postal or Hogfather. That's almost impressive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        going postal and hogfather were amazing, especially for their budget

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Charles Dance had black hair in Going Postal he would have been a literally perfect Vetinari.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is a very small woman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      smol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Y1Z6dgt.jpg

      why do they look like CSI New York?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      very kind of them to bring that child along on a case

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there a guy dressed as a chess rook on the left?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was in Blood Drive

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice butt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how I never came across this show before

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was pretty good

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4'10
        Imagine

        little Maltease

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOU JUST KNOW

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is up with bong tv there's more Black folk and gays than a lot of American shows

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    vimes was well cast

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's not forget Vetinari - pic related.
    CMOT Dibbler and Dr. Cruces were also made into female characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Cinemaphile had threads about it when it was released.
        I've never watched it. I am sorta morbidly curious, but so far I've resisted the temptation.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a thing that occurred

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stunning and brave to make it intentionally shitty.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will it be getting a season 2?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there is a god then hopefully hope

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It already came out and failed.
    Apparently the rights holder is now Terry’s daughter who didn’t like this which is a good sign.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >An adaptation of a leftie Brit's novels so bad his daughter, who is even a bigger leftie, openly discarded it.

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