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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HOW CAN SHE BE VILLAIN IF SHE JEDI?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      darth zannah pretended to be a Jedi for a time to gather special information regarding Darth Bane's armor.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Zennah was alive 1000 years before this show starts

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Old Canon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Old Canon
            bane making the rule of two 1000 years before the prequels was always canon
            zannah is still canonically bane's apprentice but she has no canon form
            even bane no longer has a canon appearance, just some samurai armor that means frick all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for your service anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          bump

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Making "Darth" into a job title instead of a name was the stupidest fricking thing Lucas ever did, and that's saying something.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the stupidest fricking thing Lucas ever did
          Dunno I think Sleazebaggano is is still #1

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            For me? It's Jizz.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          darth was only ever his name in the first draft
          by the time the shooting script came around george had all the sith mythology figured out

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >he actually believes that
            Might as well believe every Disney PR statement that comes out.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              why would i believe something that has nothing to do with the subject? it's from a deleted scene you twat, and the tie-in merch also used the word despite it never appearing in the trilogy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This isn't true at all. In SW the Emperor was even meant to be a figurehead of the military and wasn't a Sith. The novelisation has an intro that Lucas helped form that even explains this. There were talks of a Dark Lords of the Sith line which was cut.

            It is well documented how much SW changed over the years and there was no mythology figured out. Hence why the EU went wild with Jedi vs Sith stories for many years before Lucas changed his mind and said the Sith made themselves extent before the Jedi appeared and also he created the rule of two.

            There is nothing wrong with this 99% of stories and concepts change as time goes on, JRR Tolkien famously retroactively changed The Hobbit for various reasons. Trying to say Lucas planned everything otu is weird.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >themselves extent
              *extinct

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              it's a fact that lucas plotted outlines when he started to write empire
              the finer details changed over the years but those tales of the jedi comics were based on his initial notes that he shat out in the 80s

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And the outlines changed a bunch. Or do you forget that during Empire he had Luke and Leia kiss again, played up the love triangle post-ESB only to make them siblings in RotJ. Heck at one point he wanted a whole other trilogy with Luke finding his lost sibling (not Leia) and fighting the Emperor rather than have the Emperor die in RotJ. I don't understand why it is hard for you to accept that Lucas isn't a master planner, like I said very few are. He still created something amazing. The mythology changed so much over the years and that has often caused strife because people sometimes feel like it isn't all cohesive.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                in no way does that negate what i said
                fact is he still kept the general course of the OT and PT intact, it was his decision to axe those sequel trilogies that suddenly made leia his sister

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >in no way does that negate what i said
                You claimed:
                >it's a fact that lucas plotted outlines when he started to write empire
                >the finer details changed
                I disagree because it was far more than "finer details". Major stuff changed. This is like how there are about 4-5 different sequel trilogy concepts that Lucas has said at different times. I am just saying more stuff changed than you seem to acknowledge. That's all, anon.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off George you fat liar

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, you're fighting a losing battle, people have accepted the Darth title. It's like you're on a mission to fight the word 'Okay' from becoming popular.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Making Anakin into a space Jesus was worse.
          OT was a story about a familial redemption of a father by a son, and Lucas retconned it to be bullshit muh bring balance to the galaxy where Luke has just become an instrument to Vader’s retconned story arc.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me about Darth Bane, Why does he wear the armor?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he doesn't wear armor, his body is covered in parasites with a hard shell that act like armor, and he WEARS A MASK so they don't overgrow his face and head.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She made that decision when she was born or after all the jedi training.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        For like a day or so in a single chapter.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          fricking get

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But it's the Jedi who are evil, from a certain point of view.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    spoilers much?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The actress is kinda cute, but it's amazing how you can use makeup and a wig to make her so unattractive.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Give her hair like a boy.
      "I'll wreck this show!" scream the producers.

      Why? WHY?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let me see dem space breasts gurl.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shit Disney is now ripping off syfy channel and doing a worse job.
    >that feel when no more Defiance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn I remember the hype for that show before it came out, sci-fi put a huge (for them) amount of money into it, I enjoyed it but it never seemed to quite hit the level they needed it to, then it was quickly forgotten.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It quickly devolved into a shitshow between Syfy and Trion games where trion wouldn't uphold their end so syfy wouldn't fully fund the show.
        Entire reason the show even got a 2nd and 3rd season was because the show creators struck a deal with Dodge. Dodge would help fund the show and in response most vehicles in the show were Dodge. Lots of Dodge Chargers and Durangos survived the Arkfall apocalypse.

        Even then the budget for season 3 was almost so nonexistent that that all the actors took huge payouts just to give it an ending and were calling in friends and shit to play some of the 3rd season characters.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >payouts
          *paycuts
          Also check out them quad dubs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah she is a theelin which was in the special editions

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no! What will we do without a girl alien fricking a Black person??!

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do her robes look absolutely brand new? Does Disney costume designers not realize that this is supposed to be a universe that is lived in?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you see the guy steaming his robe? Uniform discipline and looking proper sounds like something Jedi in their prime would do.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo why isnt it like the millenium falcon
      idiot

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >frumpy girl with a massive forehead is a jedi
    alright
    that hairstyle is honestly criminal

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    worse than snoke theories and also makes no sense at all considering zannah was 900 years before this show, you'd have an easier time trying to convince people that snoke was the sith in the helmet at the end of episode 1
    if they seriously are contending with a "sith infiltrating the jedi order" angle it's gonna legit frick up the lore, and the worst part is i specifically remember the idea that dafne keen played a sith who infiltrated the jedi order as being an early rumor about the show, so i'm somewhat concerned

    • 1 week ago
      i have been summoned

      >keen played a sith who infiltrated the jedi order as being an early rumor
      that would be Keeno.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would give her so many children

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you give her children? She doesn't want to adopt a bunch of random kids.

          Personally I would impregnate her and make her have my children.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this is why you're on a list
          stealing children is not allowed

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, child. It is in fact you who is on a list. Enjoy prison, stalker.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stlaker

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking b***h stop being sexy if youre not gonna fugg me

        • 1 week ago
          i have been summoned

          >I fink u freeky and I like you a lot

          lmao

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            She can twirl my baton anytime, if you catch my drift?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Need to put a baby in her NOW!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >keen played a sith who infiltrated the jedi order as being an early rumor
            that would be Keeno.

            100 million dollar budget vs high school kids in their free time https://youtu.be/AmR5LoyZ4jw

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            HIPPA

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can see her boobie wtf

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          side-boob and under-boob are more sexy than full boob for me

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >under-boob
            100% agree.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that's the intent anon

          None of the actors in this show are playing a zannah rip off, stop lying.

          They're not touching the bane books.

          >They're not touching the bane books.
          only because nobody has the balls to do it or the thought capacity to adapt it in a sufficient way that not only honors the books but also sticks to george's version
          i figured it out and have such a script in the works but i'm not posting it here

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They would never publish a dark side story in any meaningful way, you'd be better off not turning it into a script unless you want to swap every IP protected term and name.

            The first book has Githany, that character alone could never be translated to screen because it would break so many codes of conduct and how they view modern media. Zannah starts out as a misguided child that is taken advantage of by Darth Bane and warped, until she has a crisis of faith, of a sorts in the second book. She then fully decided to commit murder and kills tons of people after this, from leading insurrections to their deaths, to murdering lovers, to killing (attempting to hunt down jedi) to all these other acts that they could never show. It would end up being rated R or they'd have to hint at everything, sort of how swtor did it. Darth Bane keeps a pure relationship with Zannah, almost unnaturally so because he doesn't want to corrupt her with human interaction, its a very unnatural dynamic, because he is honing her as a vessel for future power.

            These small grace nots could never make it to screen, and by book three, Darth Bane is a shell of the man he was, but his knowledge has grown by a nearly unbounded manner, but you have itachi, zannah, bane, the failed jedi, these characters all have flavors that haven't been seen in starwars before.

            I think I've made my point though, you'll never see a live action adaptation, you could possibly see an anime in your life time but I think that is extent of it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yeah it would require some hard rewrites but so long as you sold zannah kathleen would fund it

              Luceno's book is one of a handful works of decent literature that they have, you don't really think they're going to ruin Plagueis, right? I'm sure the person inside the not Kylo suit is going to be a woman, so it cannot be Plagueis and Palpatine isn't born yet, and both previous sith lords are aliens.

              then again knowing how horrible this time line is, one of the black girls could end up being Plagueis and created Anakin, that will be hilarious.

              >you don't really think they're going to ruin Plagueis, right?
              disney wars by default ruins everything it touches
              it's already confirmed that acolyte is doing the plagueis experiment before plagueis, the twins are the result of a force ritual birth with no male involved. the only difference this time is that they aren't chosen ones set to fulfill any prophecy, but i guarantee you plagueis will be revealed as having observed the ritual and getting the idea from the witches to do his own experiment.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's really sad that in a universe with so many different force groups that we're getting fed absolute garbage.

                Seriously what is it with these people and witches, Dathimoor isn't that interesting and hasn't been for generations within starwars universe.

                Half the groups Luke and Jacen visited could make really interesting stories and we're getting ash.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Seriously what is it with these people and witches
                Because women are fricking obsessed with witches. Especially left leaning gay ones that write these shows

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                because they see the Dathomir Nightsisters, an organization of all female powerful forceusers, and think they are admirable and great despite them being evil ass witches who use necromancy and such.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't sidious burn their entire world?

                >Seriously what is it with these people and witches
                Because women are fricking obsessed with witches. Especially left leaning gay ones that write these shows

                Yeah I've seen the old facebook memes about missing the women that we used to burn as witches yadda ra ra.

                Making Anakin into a space Jesus was worse.
                OT was a story about a familial redemption of a father by a son, and Lucas retconned it to be bullshit muh bring balance to the galaxy where Luke has just become an instrument to Vader’s retconned story arc.

                Strangely I always assumed Anakin becoming Space jesus would be less popular but the only people that hate it are Otgays.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        lmao

        I like how she swings that sword like someone who has trained halfheartedly for half an hour.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >dude i just noticed she's MESSING with the toy xD
          No way, dude. Did you see anything else?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I see you're pretty dumb.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I see you're seething.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it doesn't take long to learn the form anon
          even a fat aspie like you can get the basic patterns down in a day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The villain is probably that shopkeeper. He knew Mae had a twin and he knows how to fight.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        fricking shopkeepers are always starting shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you care about spoilers he is literally Plagueis. That’s not a theory or a guess that’s his character.
        Palpatine’s master was a flip lmao

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Harley Quinn in Outer Space

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The twins were part of a force wicca (witch) coven. The Jedi came to recruit them but the Sith were also there. The Sith engineered a conflict between the Jedi and the Witches which lead to the Jedi taking one of the girls and thinking the other had died.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I fink u freeky and I like you a lot

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That show looks kinda shit, but I might watch for weirdly horned tomboy

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    God, she looks terrible. It’s like they made her intentionally ugly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly what they had in mind. Imagine how much more watchable this could be if she was a looker

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God, she looks terrible. It’s like they made her intentionally ugly.

        Are you guys gay or something?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She is objectively not beautiful with all that weird makeup.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sexually attracted to a goofy looking alien?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is she the one in the mask? Did they really do the "evil woman wears mask to be scarier" trope... again?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She really behaves like 12 year old in the show.

      The bad guy is the asian weapons deal who is actually the Sith. He is a Sith apprentice and is training Mae to help him kill his master. He quotes Sith philosophy whilst also pretending just to be a support guy.

      • 1 week ago
        i have been summoned

        >She really behaves like 12 year old in the show.
        I was really hoping to have something else besides Logan and HDM I can point to in terms of her acting ability when I shill for her but they did not give her anything to work with so she's coming off as really flat. Not to mention that they keep having her dunk on killmonger cut constantly which is typical girlboss bullshit. At the very least I haven't heard her say anything overly moronic in the press tour because I don't care to listen to her defend this trash show. Or they are in spanish. like the attached interview.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry, I don't speak gibber gabber.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          NIPPA

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, shouldn't Darth Plagueis and his master be around instead?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they are
          the question is whether or not the asian is tenebrous or plagueis
          >inb4 plagueis is muun
          plagueis has no disney canon form other than being male

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Luceno's book is one of a handful works of decent literature that they have, you don't really think they're going to ruin Plagueis, right? I'm sure the person inside the not Kylo suit is going to be a woman, so it cannot be Plagueis and Palpatine isn't born yet, and both previous sith lords are aliens.

            then again knowing how horrible this time line is, one of the black girls could end up being Plagueis and created Anakin, that will be hilarious.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Id watch for her if i didnt know about all the other shit first

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shes 12 years old you sick frick

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to watch it because the Contra skinwalker had something to do with it. Hate that troon tbf

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will she corrupt the jedi from within?

    • 1 week ago
      i have been summoned

      it's great that she is still inspiring art despite the poor(imo) character design.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scuffed Yolandi

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    every modern female character has the "make sure no woman ever wants to cosplay that character" design
    they all have to resort to anime nowadays

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The black-Danish mulatto thinks Hollywood is a "white institution". LMAO.

    (timestamp link): https://youtu.be/V7Er9mgNvt0?t=95

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >(timestamp link)
      Who are you calling mulatto, Pablo?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >take old quote
      >go nuts over it
      >THEY ARE RACIST
      >whilst also being racist themselves
      clickbait commentary culture is a poison just as much as shitty creatives ruining pop culture, you just make them double down every time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Normie neocons/centrists are the least racist unironically. Leftoids are racist against whites, they just invent excuses as to why it's acceptable.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They are racist as frick and everything exists in that paradigm. Every criticism of this shit is really about women and blacks.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Leftoids are racist against whites
          weeding out racist shitbags like you isn't racism, no matter how much you seethe chuddie
          it's called taking out the trash

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >be the 0.01% most pampered creature on the face of the planet
      >"oh no le institutionalized racism, white men bad!"
      I'm so embarrassed I used to be a leftist like her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >bro these Black folk are being so uppity, i was a leftist tho
        Sure you were.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Are you mentally ill?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're gay.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dafne Keen is unfortunately way uglier today compared to the cutie she was 7 years ago.
    However, the makeup does make her look younger. It's not a lot, but it's something.

    • 1 week ago
      i have been summoned

      you forget anon, this was filmed like 3 years ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it only being released today?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          poor management at Disney.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >she was 7 years ago

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shes so pretty irl, why did they turned her into weird looking alien with bad haircut ?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        because she's white
        this is a stupid attempt at doing some sort of reverse racism where sci-fi kino in the 70s used to have Black folk represented by aliens while the only humans were white, so now it's whitey's turn to put the makeup on and the humans be black

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >shes so pretty irl
        Not really.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she is !, it bothers me more when I hear female friends complaining abt the lack of sexynes and beauty in media, just make a characters pretty, with good backstories and interesting, is it that hard disney?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >she is!
            You're not serious.

            • 1 week ago
              I have been summoned

              I think she's cute enough. Her acting talents however is her strongest feature.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              if you don't want to have sex with her you are a full 100% homosexual homosexual gaylord

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say that. She's a solid 6/10. Not bad, but not worth a compliment either.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >She's a solid 6/10
                We know you're in the closet, you don't need to yell.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How totally exciting.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    None of the actors in this show are playing a zannah rip off, stop lying.

    They're not touching the bane books.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    acolyte is 100 years before revenge of the sith so yoda is very much alive somewhere, why there's no mention abt him ? ohh right male important characters are not allowed on this show ..

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Black person if they showed Yoda you would be crying about memberberries and too much fanservice

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person
        It’s funny when it’s used as slang and also a hard “R”, like your’re just arbitrarily calling him a black guy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nono its not fanservice, its the most powerful jedi at that time ..

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just give me some exotic alien hotties

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Die Antword?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They could just make normal things people like using the decades of writing experience they have access to and the huge budgets. But they don't want to.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >moron Bangs.
    Every time.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we see Yoda

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no cameos confirmed

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand how fricking chunky the hilts are in this show. They look like they're using the toy lightsabers I had in the 90's.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they literally are toys, all disney slop lightsabers are just those master replicas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They literally are, they are basically using the same exact lightsabers you can buy from Disney for a few hundred bucks.
      They like using these new ones since they can use the actual LED lights in the blade to produce lighting but the downside is they arent as strong as the steel rods the prequels used so the actors cant clash sabers as hard as they used to, like Hayden and Ewan bent how many of the bars.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Live stream was peak Keen

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look it’s a clown girl. Totally not ripping off Harley Quinn.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did you all forget about this? Check the placement of the horns.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure what’s being implied here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      could be part of the flashback

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