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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >american trash
      Well duh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i can already imagine the book this guy would be in and it makes me sad it doesn't exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a balck man

      https://i.imgur.com/uILVrMJ.jpg

      Here is your paladin

      >a litteral Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Bl*zzard
      Stop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cool, armor actually looks good

      He is sexy so he gets a pass

      damn, this is like the fourth time ive been genocided this week

      dnd should be banned because i don't like it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I find other systems to be more fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the dreadlocks?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair paladin from diablo 2 was always a chad. if you want to get technical he looked more like some sort of moor than URBAN AMERICAN OF AFRICAN DESCENT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp

      OP BTFO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thorn + Zeal Build Paladin Represent!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >diablo 2
      >copyright 2009
      ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was black but still had the aesthetic of a european knight (no dreads). Maybe one day you will learn to look deeper than skin color.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sez you

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cool, armor actually looks good

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is sexy so he gets a pass

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what are you, some lawful good paladin or something?

    really?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Better looking than the one in the Diablo II remake

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are Black folk so gross
    why do they stink

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn, this is like the fourth time ive been genocided this week

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's called honor among thieves for a reason

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look at the miniature i thought its josh

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, another homiedin.
    They're standard now in ALL new D&D media.
    Holy DEUS VULT Paladins have all been gassed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense because whites are the most faithless race on the planet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shirley you meant soulless?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad technology isn't advanced enough to fix movies yet.

    China would have fixed it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the D&D context that is somewhat okay.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did they try so hard to make him look like the guy from black panther?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > another Black person

    Meh, at this point it's not even surprising.

    Will suck.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to watch this trash but paladin is just a class, not a character. I've played undead paladins, and a paladin wood woad. It's a nothing burger.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's female Draenei paladins.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And humans were always racially homogenic, meaning you didn't suddenly get black humans in a fricking northern ice barbarian village or even the standard empire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        D&D has teleportation transportation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That depends on the setting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's true, I'm just saying in the D&D context it's not unheard of. It would have been better if he was a bard character or a ranger at the very least.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they rebooting this masterpiece?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    black paladins exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah sadly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, American genre fantasy is the worst.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly what I always imagined medieval Polish people to look like...

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's DnD so it's fine.
    does anybody know which DnD world they're using? or just generic DnD.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    THIS IS TOTALLY UNPRECEDENTED IN D&D

    AAAAAAAAAAGH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tanned people are now Black folk
      looks like your typical greek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only black pc in that game was the sassy vampire broad added in later

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't the D&D guys go out of the way to apologize about trolls being a racist depiction of black people, some-fricking-how?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are americans cucked by blacks this much? Come on america you are suposed to be the greatest country in the world, fix this shit

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is in every way capeshit with a token veneer of D&D. Abandon all hope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      D&D was always a game based around playing superheroes. it's the exact same kind of power fantasy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think DnD is, moron?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        D&D was always a game based around playing superheroes. it's the exact same kind of power fantasy.

        Comics are great. D&D is great. When I say capeshit I mean the film versions of these, which are weightless cgi garbage aimed at the lowest common denominator, stripped of any artistry or nuance that the original held.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Comics are great
          lol no they aren't. comics have always been moronic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It is like any media.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf why is Nacho in an armor

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a-list quality cut and facial hair
    Can any medieval franchise today even TRY to have era appropriate hair?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If this movie doesn't have Drow im not watching.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They’ll probably stick Drzzt in the end credits or something.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hasn’t seen the film yet
    >hating despite a good actor
    >fantasy character were the looks can be changed depending on the player
    Just say you hate black people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate black people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate black people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks stick out like eyesores in every fantasy or sci-fi movie. Blacks don’t exist in fantasy because fantasy only works in a VERY White/European cultural setting. You really think the fantasy of the average white guy involves blacks in any way? (I’m talking normal people, not weird cucks and deviants) Everyone knows that many blacks irl are irredeemable savage animals who beat, rob, rape, shoot, stab and burn anyone they think can’t defend themselves. Particularly women and children. So yea we whites don’t appreciate seeing these subhumans infiltrating our fantasy worlds the same way we don’t appreciate seeing hordes of rapefugees storm the borders of White countries before raping, pillaging, and murdering wherever they go. Also Hollywood is ran by mostly pedophile israelites who despise white people. Which is why they love to insert ugly Black folk and hispanics into everything that white people used to enjoy. They would rather their forever enemy, christian white men know that they are no longer welcome in their own homelands, rather than make a profit on a valuable IP.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks good besides the haircut

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another Paladindu. It's becoming a meme at this point.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    paladins in modern media are always either women or black because a traditional paladin makes a certain veganal demographic seethe

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, it's a joke film anyway.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Son of a b***h.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a literal dindu

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DnD is full of nigs. It's not LotR or GoT.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no a colored person in a heroic role I'm crying booohoooo reddichan please validate me I'm so fricking white I'm the protagonist!!! Wahhhhhhh WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down, incel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't calm down I'm WHITE and I'm being genocided that my fantasy nerd shit has a black actor in it!! Abloohoohooo go woke go broke it's not that nobody cares about D&D anymore, it's go woke go broke!!!

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's a paladin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A cleric that played football in college.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity casting in fantasy = shit every time no exceptions.
    The dumbest thing about this is you've already done it, you're rebooting it while making the same mistakes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marlon Waynes was fine in that film. It's the fact that they put a black woman in as an "elf" and not drow that's dumb as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The FILM was garbage, it wasn't even straight to DVD, it was straight into the bin.
        Diversity casting in fantasy = shit

        Every
        Single
        Time

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty if they go retribution pally I'm not going to mind that much. What is going to piss me off the most is how much LGBTQ pandering there is in this shit.
    Besides he's a french black man so he's probably like 6/8ths white. Doesn't make it right but at least it's not full nig nog territory.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO SIR YOU NEED TO GIVE ME THE CUIRASS SIR. SIR! DO NOT ROLL SIR. SIR?! DO NOT REDEEM THE RAID POINTS SIR!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S A FRICKING 50 DKP MINUS

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