The duality of being a bong. We're either sunless rain gremlins who don't go outside or bloodthirsty colonizers who conquered some of the hottest parts of the world.
>Ha! I stop playing the game so we can't continue! What do you mean I threw in the towel and u win?!
See this is why the world thinks your such push overs. U step aside when people get a lil rowdy. Can't wait to be your next door neighbor and rape ur daughter
>tfw temps between 5°C-12°C
I am eternally grateful to have been born in northern Sweden in a small town between all the mountains, it is windy, rainy, and cold all summer (except for the first 2 weeks which are 30°C with frying sun)
What really pisses off bongs >Remind them that they are the 51st state >Remind them that their women are hideous >Remind them that they are being raped and outbred by Pakis >Remind them that British humor isn't funny
I didn't particularly care about being a political thrall to the US, but becoming a cultural thrall to them over the past 15 years or so has hurt quite a lot. I guess the major adoption of the internet by normies contributed to that.
America has much better potential for political renewal than we do. Literally nothing has changed since Blair but managed decline and conceding to foreign racialists and commies
>Remind them that their women are hideous
That's the entire reason that British people conquered the planet though. Shit women back home is one hell of a motivator.
the flag doesnt mean the same for us as the stars and stripes does for americans
most countries dont have the weird flag fetish that americans do, but obviously im not saying that people wouldnt interpret a flag burning as an insult because obviously yeah
It absolutely hasn't you complete and total wazzock. Scotland is constantly moaning about wanting to be in the EU, you fricking mongoloid, so if anything it has vastly strengthened my argument. I'd bag on Scotland assuming you're Scottish, but such baffling idiocy can only come from the corn syrup addled brain of an American.
>Scotland is constantly moaning about wanting to be in the EU
right, because it would be advantageous to scotland >I'd bag on Scotland assuming you're Scottish
please stop trying to sound like british nobility and just be yourself >such baffling idiocy can only come from the corn syrup addled brain of an American.
that's right, i'm an american who is telling you "brexit goes to show how advantageous it is being in the EU". turns out being a part of a gigantic massive market is better than relying on the tiny, cheap, pathetic british market. that's why in america we have unions (or at least we used to)... so that you can reap the benefits of collective bargaining
>please stop trying to sound like british nobility and just be yourself
You think the term "bag on" makes someone sound posh? Did your uncle dad drop you as a child? > i'm an american
Just start with this next time so everyone knows to stop paying attention, cheers.
The one fricking time they came to do a search was the one time my mate had been round the day before and convinced me to hook the aerial up to the telly for some fricking football match. I forgot to take it out not really thinking about it and this woman shows up to check. She saw it and I just said "no idea mate". She must've liked me because she simply replied "I never saw that, you're fine".
I was blindsided and hung over. Like one of those THE FEAR hangovers where you just do what you're told no matter what because your entire existence is pure terror.
Cool, they're always arsey with me. Proper busybodies who think they're bailiffs or something, like you see in all those videos.
I pay for it because I love the BBC (it's not just a couple of telly channels it's entertained and educated me my entire life).
Won't have these c**ts from TV Licensing coming into my home though. If their system doesn't get updated and they only have me as "the occupant" then they can get to frick.
I love the thought of a second Scottish referendum happening and failing again but the proviso being there is another for Norn Iron, Wales, and England and we vote them out. Would be amazing.
I'm half English so I could still just waltz in and shag your dad up the arse out of frustration and you'd have to just sit on the living room couch pretending not to hear while crying.
It's mostly the humidity, 90% right now where I am which is fricking bonkers, going upstairs I feel like I have to swim through the air it's so thick. AC is very rare as well so we don't have a great way of dealing with it.
>Bongs seeing the sun for the first time
The duality of being a bong. We're either sunless rain gremlins who don't go outside or bloodthirsty colonizers who conquered some of the hottest parts of the world.
>bloodthirsty colonizers
did you learn that at woketard university?
You seem to be too dense to understand the sarcasm. This is what others call us even though we can't be both at the same time.
Your right a Brown turd such as your self is not biritsh
neither brown nor british consider yourself trolled simon
Easy explanation. You are rain gremlins who don’t go outside. You are a far cry from your ancestors who were bloodthirsty invaders.
Ah but you see the insults are made in the present tense. Ancestors? The end of the Empire was only 100 years ago.
If you only win because we stopped playing the game, can you even call yourself the winner?
Yes
>Ha! I stop playing the game so we can't continue! What do you mean I threw in the towel and u win?!
See this is why the world thinks your such push overs. U step aside when people get a lil rowdy. Can't wait to be your next door neighbor and rape ur daughter
man I'm just laughing at the predditors being angry af that some of you lads are having garden parties and going to the beach lmao
Why are you going on reddit?
Even today there's a pretty clear cut line between an Afrikaner and an English when it comes to who can handle a bit of hot weather.
It always confused me when he started to cry. We have no sense of national pride outside of hooliganism.
>We have no sense of national pride outside of hooliganism
alri rasheed
Speak for yourself, paki
You wish. You're probably part Irish you mong
>bongalong starts seething about the irish, unprovoked
pottery
Yes, I'm half Norn Iron. Better than being a smelly brown paki
Americans assume people in other countries also start every morning saluting a piece of coloured fabric.
No you just bend your arse over to Mecca in your burka durka five times a day.
It's pretty pathetic that you don't.
>IS THAT A… FLAAAAG?!? IM GONNA SULOOOOOOT!!!
Do you guys seriously not have AC units?
Not for 5-10 days out of every few years, no.
No. We have no need for them 98% of the year.
HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT LADS
Take a bunch of pieces of cloth then wrap them around ice and cover your body with them.
Did that last night mate and it still wasn't enough, I'm not made for 70% humidity.
I've loaded up on cans of stella and am just going to drink myself to liver failure or sleep. Whichever one comes first.
get a fan moron
>what is AC
It's already dropped like 15c you'll be fine you ponce.
>tfw temps between 5°C-12°C
I am eternally grateful to have been born in northern Sweden in a small town between all the mountains, it is windy, rainy, and cold all summer (except for the first 2 weeks which are 30°C with frying sun)
Sleep in the fridge
Kind of messed up england saves america from ww3 in this future
it's seething Yankee hour
When isn't it?
Seething ever since 1776, King George iii still lives rent free in their minds generations later
I imagine the bongs took this episode with humor unlike the Aussies with the Bart episode
The Aussies quote that episode the most of any. Dollarydoos is part of our everyday vernacular now.
What really pisses off bongs
>Remind them that they are the 51st state
>Remind them that their women are hideous
>Remind them that they are being raped and outbred by Pakis
>Remind them that British humor isn't funny
RENT FREE
>Remind them that their women are hideous
This makes me sad, I had always hoped to meet a Brit with a cute English accent but apparently it's nothing but slags over there.
brit women are the best
Yes they are.
it's bongs that say this to bait dumb Americans
Why do you guys want to piss us off anyway, we're a thrall to America
I didn't particularly care about being a political thrall to the US, but becoming a cultural thrall to them over the past 15 years or so has hurt quite a lot. I guess the major adoption of the internet by normies contributed to that.
America has much better potential for political renewal than we do. Literally nothing has changed since Blair but managed decline and conceding to foreign racialists and commies
>america
you mean israelites they rule both countries
Then demoralise israelites instead of us
>Remind them that their women are hideous
That's the entire reason that British people conquered the planet though. Shit women back home is one hell of a motivator.
No frick you that doesn't work.
Manchester United fricking sucks.
>"Come out ye black and tans!"
>*Bombs civilians miles away*
I mean they deserve it, remember the Alamo
Based. Bong history and culture is AIDs spouted by norf goblins who consoom corporate news slop.
>It always confused me when he started to cry. We have no sense of national pride outside of hooliganism.
>It always confused me when he started to cry. We have no sense of national pride outside of hooliganism.
the flag doesnt mean the same for us as the stars and stripes does for americans
most countries dont have the weird flag fetish that americans do, but obviously im not saying that people wouldnt interpret a flag burning as an insult because obviously yeah
>be Scottish
>uncultured useless shits for generations
>moan about England holding power over us
>beg for the EU to hold power over us instead
Excuse me. I'm Scottish and I don't like to be reminded of that fact. Now kindly apologise. c**t.
I'll apologise next week at your funeral after your inevitable heroin overdose. c**t.
You're not invited.
I say you should have a referendum every month until the SNP gets what they want.
>moan about England holding power over us
>beg for the EU to hold power over us instead
brexit has sort of weakened that argument sweetheart
Not really. Scotland would instantly try to rejoin the EU if they went independent.
It absolutely hasn't you complete and total wazzock. Scotland is constantly moaning about wanting to be in the EU, you fricking mongoloid, so if anything it has vastly strengthened my argument. I'd bag on Scotland assuming you're Scottish, but such baffling idiocy can only come from the corn syrup addled brain of an American.
>Scotland is constantly moaning about wanting to be in the EU
right, because it would be advantageous to scotland
>I'd bag on Scotland assuming you're Scottish
please stop trying to sound like british nobility and just be yourself
>such baffling idiocy can only come from the corn syrup addled brain of an American.
that's right, i'm an american who is telling you "brexit goes to show how advantageous it is being in the EU". turns out being a part of a gigantic massive market is better than relying on the tiny, cheap, pathetic british market. that's why in america we have unions (or at least we used to)... so that you can reap the benefits of collective bargaining
Want to go and look at the Euro to dollar ratio there, fatty?
>please stop trying to sound like british nobility and just be yourself
You think the term "bag on" makes someone sound posh? Did your uncle dad drop you as a child?
> i'm an american
Just start with this next time so everyone knows to stop paying attention, cheers.
>Americans when they find out they're paying for tv stations in their taxes
Bongs can opt out lol
I willingly pay for my telly licence and still get the letters/c**ts knocking on my door.
The one fricking time they came to do a search was the one time my mate had been round the day before and convinced me to hook the aerial up to the telly for some fricking football match. I forgot to take it out not really thinking about it and this woman shows up to check. She saw it and I just said "no idea mate". She must've liked me because she simply replied "I never saw that, you're fine".
Why did you let them in?
I was blindsided and hung over. Like one of those THE FEAR hangovers where you just do what you're told no matter what because your entire existence is pure terror.
Fair enough
That's actually the most accurate interpretation of a hangover I've ever heard.
Cool, they're always arsey with me. Proper busybodies who think they're bailiffs or something, like you see in all those videos.
I pay for it because I love the BBC (it's not just a couple of telly channels it's entertained and educated me my entire life).
Won't have these c**ts from TV Licensing coming into my home though. If their system doesn't get updated and they only have me as "the occupant" then they can get to frick.
I love the thought of a second Scottish referendum happening and failing again but the proviso being there is another for Norn Iron, Wales, and England and we vote them out. Would be amazing.
I'm half English so I could still just waltz in and shag your dad up the arse out of frustration and you'd have to just sit on the living room couch pretending not to hear while crying.
do britbongs really think a lil bit of heat is spicy?
It's mostly the humidity, 90% right now where I am which is fricking bonkers, going upstairs I feel like I have to swim through the air it's so thick. AC is very rare as well so we don't have a great way of dealing with it.