Imagine paying to have Lena Dunham insult your decor
>didn't even spell the name right
im having a hard time thinking of anything i would want even for free. all celebrities seems like such unfun shitheads.
maybe a non-american one like ana de armas since she would probably be flirty and fun so you could relax and pretend like shes your gf to all the bystanders
or someone like trump where you know he would just be totally outrageous and doing his own thing like you werent even there the whole time so you could just treat it like a private viewing of a one man show. just follow him around as he does his thing
end of the day i would much rather pay for a famous porn star in her prime, shes famous just like movie celebs but you get to fug and brag about it for the rest of your life
>https://www.ebay.com/e/charity/tusc-charity-auction?_sop=40&usecase=EVENTS
lmao wow. I'd love to see some of these idiots try to work for normal wages
So these are "charity"? I wonder if they still get a cut and it's a cover because of the strike. Does anyone have the link to the redhead actress that was selling sports bras? Or was that just a meme. I'm not going to buy the sports bras. Just asking. Heh heh.
There's a couple where they do personalized messages. But they seem too expensive for Cinemaphile to crowdsource the funds. Cameo is cheaper. Does anyone have the cameos that Cinemaphile users got where actors say stupid Cinemaphile memes?
My dog has a chronic phobia of people who are not in her immediate family, and will snarl and bark at anyone who comes near her. I wish I had six hundred dollars.
God willing until all the actresses are selling sports bras online. And let's give something to the ladies and gays, until all actors are selling used tightie whities online.
Could take months if the studios are waiting for the next gen of LLMs to arrive. Actors and writers will eventually cave but then studios will just say no until the unions are basically starving to death and then they're given horrendous deals which they either have to accept or keep striking.
1. So, you said in an interview you were one of those girls Louis C.K. asked to watch him beat off?
2. Were you serious when you said you said yes and enjoyed watching or was that a joke?
3. Soooooooooo... you like... watching guys do that then...? I- I mean we're already on zoom...
4. I mean would you like, participate though? Like join in to some extent?
5. Could you get your tits out and act stuff out and say nasty shit to me?
6. When I nut are you gonna swallow it?
(questions 7-20 are basically all more of this with a few at the end set aside for trying to get her to agree to make this a regular thing.
Most of these self-congratulating types already have money and are just as bad as the studios when it comes to exploiting actors in the middle and below. This auction is pretty much a token gesture and throwing scraps at most actors. I've seen two girls who came out on Netflix shows working as bartenders in LA. Apparently Netflix pays like shit if you aren't famous or on a super popular show. Most actors work hard. It's just the rich and famous ones make them all look bad and greedy.
>Hey Bob I love breaking bad and better call saul, what's Gilligan like in real life? >Cross don't just sit there like a useless idiot, start serving us
For the physical meet and greets, do you have to go to them or do they fly out to meet you? I hope someone in Bumfuck, Mississippi wins the auction if it's the latter.
everything i've heard about LA makes it so that you would have to pay me to spend any time there. the same goes for the entirety of america but especially so there, and the black places. so yes, all of the country.
Reminds me of this >Be me >like 13 >Walking dog with my little brother who is 10 >He stops to take a shit in someone's yard with fake grass >Ok I have a bag for this reason >He explodes a jet of dark orange pure liquid filth onto this dudes lawn and porch >It didn't even stand a chance >Look at bag in my hand >Look at the massacre in front of me >Entire yard is just covered in liquid shit and the porch's metal railing too >Look at brother and dog and book it back home
>Le based doggies only
What do they mean by that?
No pitbulls
Only heckin wooferino pupperinos
The only people who would actually pay for this are the people who can't afford it.
>no no no. The top guy is green skinned with purple clothes.
thanks doc
imagine buying all this charity shit and making them say how much they love trump
im having a hard time thinking of anything i would want even for free. all celebrities seems like such unfun shitheads.
maybe a non-american one like ana de armas since she would probably be flirty and fun so you could relax and pretend like shes your gf to all the bystanders
or someone like trump where you know he would just be totally outrageous and doing his own thing like you werent even there the whole time so you could just treat it like a private viewing of a one man show. just follow him around as he does his thing
end of the day i would much rather pay for a famous porn star in her prime, shes famous just like movie celebs but you get to fug and brag about it for the rest of your life
Union must be getting desperate
https://www.ebay.com/e/charity/tusc-charity-auction?_sop=40&usecase=EVENTS
>https://www.ebay.com/e/charity/tusc-charity-auction?_sop=40&usecase=EVENTS
lmao wow. I'd love to see some of these idiots try to work for normal wages
>20 minutes, 20 questions
what are these, only yes/no questions?
I kind of want this.
>"You see that dumb bullshit painted on the wall over there? Lena Dunham painted that."
what would you have her paint?
nta, but an enormous, thin woman with huge natural tits.
>how big are your boobs?
>can I call you mommy?
>when was the last time you shaved?
>can I see?
I hope someone jerks off on cam and makes her watch
louis ck, is that you
>didn't even spell the name right
thats awesome
>Lena Dunham $1000 zoom writing course
Holy shit someone send this to Sam. He’s finally going to get to confront her.
So these are "charity"? I wonder if they still get a cut and it's a cover because of the strike. Does anyone have the link to the redhead actress that was selling sports bras? Or was that just a meme. I'm not going to buy the sports bras. Just asking. Heh heh.
"Legitimate" charity often gives less than 5% of their donations to their cause. I can't imagine how much less these fucks are giving.
How can it be for charity if he's walking though?
There's a couple where they do personalized messages. But they seem too expensive for Cinemaphile to crowdsource the funds. Cameo is cheaper. Does anyone have the cameos that Cinemaphile users got where actors say stupid Cinemaphile memes?
?si=FxgJCmrW4moAAXw0
I don’t know who that is, but that’s fucking funny.
White woman who posed as a black woman to lead a black organization almost got away with it
>hatefully implying this is not a purebred Black folk from darkest africa
I’ve seen her butt hole
Where?
>not posting the best cameo
>the best cameo
The one where /jazz/ got Sander Jennings to tell janny to dilate but he was drunk or something and flubbed the line kek
>he'res my dog, don't lick his ass he's got monkeypox
My dog has a chronic phobia of people who are not in her immediate family, and will snarl and bark at anyone who comes near her. I wish I had six hundred dollars.
How long can the strike continue?
God willing until all the actresses are selling sports bras online. And let's give something to the ladies and gays, until all actors are selling used tightie whities online.
Could take months if the studios are waiting for the next gen of LLMs to arrive. Actors and writers will eventually cave but then studios will just say no until the unions are basically starving to death and then they're given horrendous deals which they either have to accept or keep striking.
Damn, they chose a good photo of Sarah Silverman
idk still looks like her
>The shipping for a zoom call
LMAO, those garden gnomes can't help themselves
I think that picture was an award show about a decade ago.
Bitch got those khazar milk sacksm Would fuck
1. So, you said in an interview you were one of those girls Louis C.K. asked to watch him beat off?
2. Were you serious when you said you said yes and enjoyed watching or was that a joke?
3. Soooooooooo... you like... watching guys do that then...? I- I mean we're already on zoom...
4. I mean would you like, participate though? Like join in to some extent?
5. Could you get your tits out and act stuff out and say nasty shit to me?
6. When I nut are you gonna swallow it?
(questions 7-20 are basically all more of this with a few at the end set aside for trying to get her to agree to make this a regular thing.
Imagine paying to have Lena Dunham insult your decor
That dinner would be awkward af. They'd just try to be funny for you and then you'd try to keep up and it would just feel really hollow
>9.65 shipping
all I'm getting from this is a bus ticket anywhere is like five bucks and Lena Dunham is fat enough to require two tickets.
I'm thinking about getting Lena to paint my sisters apartment. Not a mural, just paint the interior so she knows what hard work is actually like.
Most of these self-congratulating types already have money and are just as bad as the studios when it comes to exploiting actors in the middle and below. This auction is pretty much a token gesture and throwing scraps at most actors. I've seen two girls who came out on Netflix shows working as bartenders in LA. Apparently Netflix pays like shit if you aren't famous or on a super popular show. Most actors work hard. It's just the rich and famous ones make them all look bad and greedy.
>hmmm 5 across "this ugly heroin addict ruined her career and also has hep c"
this would actually be kino
It really would not. David Cross is insufferable
do i gotta pay for the dinner aswell?
bob would pay
bob WILL pay
I'd go for Bob Odenkirk and Stanley Tucci
it really wouldn't be. They might seem relatable and funny but they are so out of touch with the average person it would just be awkward as fuck.
>Hey Bob I love breaking bad and better call saul, what's Gilligan like in real life?
>Cross don't just sit there like a useless idiot, start serving us
I fuckin hate celebrities. no way I'd let one near my dog, they'd probably try to fuck her.
>her
Pics?
I like cute dogs hahahahaha
fuck off, Seth Green
>Thanks for looking after my pittie, Adam!
>Oh don't worry, he's smiling because he likes you!
For the physical meet and greets, do you have to go to them or do they fly out to meet you? I hope someone in Bumfuck, Mississippi wins the auction if it's the latter.
Can he walk me instead?
I'd like to walk and wip him if you know what I mean.
not sexually
everything i've heard about LA makes it so that you would have to pay me to spend any time there. the same goes for the entirety of america but especially so there, and the black places. so yes, all of the country.
Reminds me of this
>Be me
>like 13
>Walking dog with my little brother who is 10
>He stops to take a shit in someone's yard with fake grass
>Ok I have a bag for this reason
>He explodes a jet of dark orange pure liquid filth onto this dudes lawn and porch
>It didn't even stand a chance
>Look at bag in my hand
>Look at the massacre in front of me
>Entire yard is just covered in liquid shit and the porch's metal railing too
>Look at brother and dog and book it back home
>Win auction
>Buy vicious pitbull
>feed it pcp
>Here's my dog, look he's smiling. He's so happy to see you!
PCP would probably calm a shitbull down.
What can you get?
Can you just release severance season 2? What’s with all this gay stalling?