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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vladimir Vladimirovitch....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Vladimir Vladimirovitch

      Honestly, he would've been well cast as one of the henchman Bond has to take out in the first half of the movie.

      Not even a boss, or big-bad. But some mid-level tough guy who gets perhaps a minute and twenty seconds of screentime to pose a modest threat before being stealthily dispatched.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you implying he's not straight?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's odd, his face is objectively ugly but women consider him handsome or at least doable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men are all kind of ugly, his features are just masculine enough to counteract their ugliness.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Was trying to formulate into words what this anon said. A man can be handsome but if he's beautiful that just means he's more feminine than masculine and should be a trap.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you must be 18+ to post here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This guy still comes across as masculine though, even if your particular example is bordering on zesty. If you're going strictly for beautiful than you will inevitably end up looking more feminine than masculine.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's not zesty at all. It's a handsome guy trying to be 'sexy' and coming across like a cheesy, 70's goofball. Women find that charming.
              There is something very feminine about Craig's 'offering'. That's what makes it zesty. Man is advertising a happy trail. It's gay AF.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The happy trail is pretty zesty, yes. Honestly if you shave Brosnan's chest in that picture he'd look questionable too. Men trying to be sexy period looks zesty nowadays in photoshoots, it didn't have the same effect back then because homosexuality wasn't that common.
                Posing in a natural environment without being tryhard would be better for a man if he's handsome.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oof, this dude got better with age. He's too extra here.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you dont know what you're talking about

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He looks better here but he still improved with age.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i have been a brosnan fan since steele season 1 when it originally aired. you have no clue what you're talking about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Frankly I've given up on trying to understand male attractiveness. My GF has told me several times that actors I thought looked like absolute fricking goofballs like Adam Driver had an attractive face.

        Men aren't ugly, you're just morons. If men were ugly then women wouldn't frick us you dumb Black folk.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's the uglier sex. Women are just primed to be attracted to it. If you'd frick a man then you're just gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's the uglier sex
            Wrong. Technically speaking, we're the more attractive sex. Women are more bisexually inclined, yet there's a higher significance of homosexuality among men than women. Curious.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, "technically speaking" a man will never look as beautiful as this. Women are the ones who are more attractive even by virtue of finding partners more easily.
              But the attractive things in men, both in terms of looks and personality are different.
              They have their own strengths, quite literally.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >a man will never look as beautiful as this
                To you. Women make up the majority of people on this planet and are more attracted to men than men are to women. Cope and seethe moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I get that it's a closeted (if even that) thread, but even as a gay you have to admit women possess qualities that are stereotypically associated with beauty more than men, and the beauty industry logically caters more to women.
                If you find men more aesthetically pleasing that's fine, but you won't see a man playing Helen of Troy anytime soon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not gay. I'm married to a woman. I wouldn't mind fricking a troony though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, what a bi-phobic episode.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Homosexuality/gay is exclusive attraction to the same sex, moron. I could be considered "bi", but I'm in a monogamous relationship with a woman, so that makes me hetero. I know thinking is hard, but just try it some time.

                And what do you think trannies are trying to emulate? Women. So essentially you agree with me. It's not a masculine type of beauty.

                >so you essentially agree with me
                No. I am attracted to feminine characteristics, but statistically, you're wrong. Has nothing to do with what "I" agree with.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Your definition of homosexuality is moronic & simple

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because homosexuality is moronic and simple.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Definition made by homosexuals. Purposely reductionist

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                t. Butthurt moron who gets his information about life from the same source that made this:

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And what do you think trannies are trying to emulate? Women. So essentially you agree with me. It's not a masculine type of beauty.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But anon women do frick nuggers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men don't need to look pretty. Women like social status, confidence or money. That's it. Good physique is just a bonus. A doctor has much more success with women than a personal trainer. Plenty of virgins with six pack abs on Cinemaphile.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Women like social status, confidence or money.

        This. Physique is useful in your teens because women will see it as your potential drive to get social status and money. After your 30 your face or physique becomes largely irrelevant in comparison to the aforementioned.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gainsbourg was ugly yeah but he had charisma, was smart and talented before getting famous in the late 60s/70s or an alcoholic trashbag in the 80s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A doctor has much more success with women than a personal trainer.
        Completely wrong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          t. personal trainer with no success

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This

        Gold diggers are not attracted to men based on those featuers, they are gold diggers. They are aiming to get their hands on the money while putting up with the men.

        Besides, women cheat on high-earning men all the fricking time. The idea that women simply like social status is a cope from fat-tards, manlets, and charisma-lets. I was a jobless NEET who managed to get married to a woman who works full time. The fact is that you're all ugly and despicable people that women can't stand and only acknowledging that, addressing it, and counter-acting it in some way will save you, but you refuse to acknowledge it.

        Cope and seethe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the billionares wifes strongly disagree with your overconfident statement

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you haven't heard the countless stories of women who cheat on their rich husbands with the personal trainer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Men are all kind of ugly, his features are just masculine enough to counteract their ugliness.

      Frankly I've given up on trying to understand male attractiveness. My GF has told me several times that actors I thought looked like absolute fricking goofballs like Adam Driver had an attractive face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's just sheep/npc mentality, they think they are hot because everyone is telling them they are hot.
        more than half celebrities are 7/10 top, men and women

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, depends. Driver and guys like that aren't stereotypically handsome but still sexually attractive in a way that Steve Buscemi or Danny Devito simply aren't.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you telling me that women would genuinely even look at Drivers direction if he was a gas station cashier, get real dude.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I think so because Cinemaphile overrates the general attractiveness you need to possess to have success with women.
              With or without movies, he's someone who would have no real issue getting girls as long as he's not a total shut in or autist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of it is charisma, look at the amount of models that have screen time in films and just ruin whatever scene they're in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >My GF has told me several times that actors I thought looked like absolute fricking goofballs like Adam Driver had an attractive face.

        Adam Driver is objectively ugly but he's somehow attractive due to being masculine and vulnerable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you put up with your girlfriend acknowledging other attractive men?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a regal phenotype. Not pretty in the bishonen sense but not completely without charm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >regal phenotype
        His nose is a bit wide and doesn't have the right shape. It's all about having the camel hump on your bridge of the nose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The French call it "jolie liade". It means pretty, but ugly. English speakers refer to people that look like this as "striking"

      https://www.thefreedictionary.com/jolie+laide

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was really gay, especially after Pierce Brosnan.
    But Aaron Johnson or whatever his name is, is way gayer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gay for old women, yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My definition of homosexuality is broader than yours. The million little pieces movie was gay, the nasty old bag has a gay male gaze.. He even managed to make a sex scene with Blake Lively gay. I bet he's wearing a pink penis tassel right now, getting pegged by the groomer crone

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Weird combination of fat lower lip and barely existent upper lip.

    Cold beady eyes and a face that looks like it belongs down in a coal mine or somewhere.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who was phone

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he has similar energy to pic related but more zesty due to these commercials he's been doing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rider on The Rain is such a great film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I had no idea Charles Bronson was so broken. Is that the movie with Eva Green's father?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's her mom, it's Rider On The Rain.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I bet she and Charles Bronson fricked

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he gonna play a Putin biopic?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I saw Casino Royale in a theater, I was with my mother and sister in law. When he rose from the ocean in those swintrunks, both of them gasped audibly. Women do like him, no matter what.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fake & gay

      [...]
      Frankly I've given up on trying to understand male attractiveness. My GF has told me several times that actors I thought looked like absolute fricking goofballs like Adam Driver had an attractive face.

      It's simple. It gets said all the time on here what women find attractive and how futile it is to try and qualify or quantify it as a man. My GF loves Driver too. She also loves James McAvoy & Johnny Depp. Who knows?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I guess the thing with driver is that his giant nose is really straight. Combine that with the elongated face that that makes him look taller, and the light skin / dark hair cobination and you have a lot of point women like. Most of the goofyness comes from the high asymmetry but it looks like women overlook that a loot more then men do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I mean even that is overthinking it. Women are way more abstract w/ men. They make her feel a way and they go with it.
          I'm 99% certain they see stuff like OP and think, 'gay'.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His body really works in his favor. I've seen similar reactions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is usually gay men trying to get straight guys to do gay stuff like wear speedos and walk out often ocean like theyre venus

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who is he calling?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lord and Savior Bogdanovich Bogdanoff.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Shaves his chest and stomach except for the snail trail
    Why?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy definitely buttfricked him later that night.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is he gonna play a Putin biopic?

      Kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally Ben Wishaw who played Q. But probably.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They made Q a homosexual? Man frick fleabag.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They made Q a homosexual? Man frick fleabag.

        LGBT...Q!!!

        Q has always been Queer.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do people claim he is gay or was seen kissing dudes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wishful thinking, plus the whole "I prefer gay bars" thing. pretty sus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wishful thinking, plus the whole "I prefer gay bars" thing. pretty sus.

      The guy turned Bond into a feminist homosexual. He told Eva Green not to get naked in Casino Royale .Not satisfied with that, he later gave him full control of the script of No Time to Die a Fleabag.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He told Eva Green not to get naked in Casino Royale
        LOL she would've never gotten nude in a PG movie to begin with
        and last I checked she's the one who made a fuss about it, he just nodded his head and probably convinced the producers not to do it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is a gentleman so he didn't allow her to take off her clothes for the movie. That's what I read.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she said she wasn't open to whatever the scene required and he supporter her, but it's ultimately her decision whether to do it or not

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Eva had already done nudity in films before so it is not likely that she would have refused to appear nude in this one, besides,I think I also wanted Bond to have a frontal nude scene but the idea was rejected due to size issues.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and Scarlett Johansson has done nudity and nowadays she's crying that "producers used me for my body" and that men are pigs and so on.
                It's all relative to their power and influence. And why would you want Bond to do a frontal nude scene? Gayness aside, this is a PG franchise. I think only a License to Kill was rated R, or some cut of it was.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eva wanted him to get naked

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Eva Green seemed very comfortable naked in The Dreamers, a film directed by Bertolucci, and they were friends until he died. That whole men-are-pigs thing is something straight out of "me too."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This thread is infested with literal homosexuals trying to groom young guys.
                They want to make women seem sexually aggressive (never aggressively sexual - that's 'degenerate') and they want men to think it's masculine to be carnal & homosexual.
                Welcome to Cinemaphile

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meds now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he's not wrong t b h, it's a gay ass thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're either one of them or you can read the thread.
                >hey guys the women at work go to gay bars to ogle twinks and tell me all about it
                >hey bros women have a gay male sexuality and a male libido that's repulsive to straight men so y'know just so you know
                >hey guys women don't want men to be hard and yet someone they look up to and theres no depth to this at all they're just hardened old bullqueers who lust after height and Jules the way guys lust after breasts & ass
                >women are gay in hags
                There are literal grooming discords in here trying to sway young men to their camp. There's also a very active cfnm discord that fetishizes this shit. And there's every kind of incel, pervert & gaywad in here as well

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *muscles not jules
                Also wanted to point out that Hollywood has a clear homosexual agenda

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hey guys the women at work go to gay bars to ogle twinks and tell me all about it

                Literally no one in this thread thought about that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's right here ---

                They actually talk about gay bars very fondly. I didn't get the logic of why a woman would go there but now I do. It's basically a place where you can gather around attractive men while also not being hit at.

                >

                I have female colleagues and they talk about this. The type of men that work as "talent" in these bars will generally appeal to women anyway, it's not much different than being a man and going to a strip club.

                Yes and to ogle at dancers if there are any. It's all usually muscular "bear" type gays. Some of the performers may not even be homosexual but if the gay is good they do it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They seem like jokes to me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. If I wasn't so hungover I'd be shit posting similarly. But here we are

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hangover? At this time?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. More or less going thru withdrawal.

                t. Butthurt moron who gets his information about life from the same source that made this:

                Sure thing, guy.... I adore women and pay attention to them which is how I know they love sex but that doesn't mean they possess male libidos.
                If you're the married homo, you are not straight. No straight man could ever sexualize himself the way Craig does not ever dream of sexualizing another man. They way it feels to be with a woman is too awesome to even allow for the idea.
                You're gay and your marriage means nothing.
                Inb4 nonsensical feminine accusations of 'insecurity' (men embrace it. Women want security) or attacks on my supposed appearance

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I've been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember," Craig said on the "Lunch with Bruce" SiriusXM podcast. "One of the reasons, because I don't get into fights in gay bars that often."
    What an alpha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you rarely get into fistfights while being bent over the table getting shagged by some fat black dude i suppose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't happen in gay bars. Also, they're populated with women a lot of the time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          way to come out of the closet anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have female colleagues and they talk about this. The type of men that work as "talent" in these bars will generally appeal to women anyway, it's not much different than being a man and going to a strip club.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              women go to gay bars so they won't get hit on all night.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and to ogle at dancers if there are any. It's all usually muscular "bear" type gays. Some of the performers may not even be homosexual but if the gay is good they do it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but if the pay is good*

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I have female colleagues and they talk about this.
              it's a bit too late for trying to get back in again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They actually talk about gay bars very fondly. I didn't get the logic of why a woman would go there but now I do. It's basically a place where you can gather around attractive men while also not being hit at.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why wouldnt a man would want to go to an all-girls bar? oh that's right you wouldnt know

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This doesn't happen in gay bars.
          yeah you get some homosexual putting drugs in your drink and you get raped later on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good it's hard to fight with your pants around your ankles.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is typically the body type women want the most, roided bodybuilders are just homosexuals trying to suck the dick of other roided bodybuilders

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    body of a 20-year-old
    face of a 60-year-old

    wear sunscreen, kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or just don't get HIV from being a gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If he had HIV he'd be dead or at the very least it would be known, but he has a wife. Speaking of gays, Matt Bomer would unironically make a good Bond.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hiv gives you a rocking hard body and an old face
        lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He looks his age. He was already 37 in Casino, which is like the max of what you'd want for a brand new Bond. If I'm casting someone I'd go with like 35 for longevity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lazenby was 29 which was the right idea but he looked 39.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek he is 60 dumb dumb and you'd be blessed to look s good as him on your 60th.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a ripped body on anyone over 40 looks insecure and desperate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      out of shape cope, if anything, it's even more important to at least maintain a normal weight at that age to extend your lifespan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think if you type this enough times women will suddenly want your squishy dad bod?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Looks slav as hell

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