Here's the 28 year old I was telling you about

Here's the 28 year old I was telling you about

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I literally look worse than him and Im 25

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 28 and nearly completely bald, I grow out my hair and beard as long as I can to cope with it, so this is what I look like as a 28 year old if you added a wiry pube beard to the look.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/NH0XVSR.png

        Here's the 28 year old I was telling you about

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the last guy is Karl Pilkington tier

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they all type like african american gentlemen?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That language is embedded in TikTok culture.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >receding
          >big forehead
          bro YOU BALD

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Feels good to be 28 and can still slick my hair back and have a normal size forehead

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          no fucking way

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This poor fucker did not even get a grace period. Ruthless.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck this sucks, my gf said she saw some zoomerettes who were balding yesterday too

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mother Nature is a bitter cunt.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the Waingro Embrace isn't for everyone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >turning 28 in like a month
      >starting to notice how deep the laugh lines on my face are, and the creases on my cheeks
      >hairline is getting higher and thinner
      >literally bent over to pick something up the other day and I hurt my fucking back
      I feel old for the first time in my life.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Get used to it, next your going to blink and be 40.

        And still be on here.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait until you find your first gray hair

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you know you're getting older when you randomly moan and sigh for no reason

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >turning 28 in like a month
        >already experiencing that shit
        dude, you'll be 80 by 35

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >literally bent over to pick something up the other day and I hurt my fucking back
        Everything else isn't surprising even with people younger than you, but this shit isn't.
        Go to the fucking gym or you will end up like a fucking old man at 40.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a secret Andor thread, discuss how the lasership was awesome despite how bad people thought it'd be

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was dumb, Luthen being a Jedi takes the whole show down a peg as what made it interesting was the slice of life, normal people living in the galaxy kind of thing. At this point I'm only watching for Syril, if he dies in the finale I wont bother with season 2.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about, anon, he isn't a Jedi, he just has a ship that shoots sideways lasers

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >he isn't a Jedi
          Then why does he have a lightsaber and a kyber powered space ship? If he's just a rich history nerd who was obsessed with Jedis, and got ass hurt when Palpatine Order 66'd them, then I might still like the show. But being this is Disney Wars, I have very low hopes.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >lightsaber
            Wasn't that the telescoping walking stick thing from episode 3 he was using? It looked like it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The first walking stick lightsaber, even Yoda couldn't come up with the concept.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >why does he have a lightsaber and a kyber powered space ship?
            The antiques store, he even game Andor a kyber crystal.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Luthen as the character currently stands seems like someone who would be suHispanicious of the Jedi

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Because the Jedi would tell him to turn himself in for being a bad boy, and then go and snitch on him anyway. Bunch of fucking squares.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There’s probably some truth to this, that the Jedi who adhere to their doctrine would be incapable of participating in Luthen’s style of violent revolution that views civilian casualties as acceptable

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He owns holocrons so he at least knows what their deal is. He might just appreciate the history. He even has a Gungan shield for some reason.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >then why does he have a lightsaber
            No he doesn't.
            >a kyber powered space ship
            No he doesn't. The Jedi didn't even have kyber-powered ships, in fact the only kyber-powered thing in the relevant canon is The Death Star.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My grandma died last week and the situation with Marve felt like reliving the last few days. Very weird.

        Luthen isn't a Jedi. That stick they got off of him wasn't a lightsaber.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >That stick they got off of him wasn't a lightsaber.
          I think you're coping. It looked like a lightsaber and they focused on it, if it's just a red herring, then that will be cool, but Disney has not earned the benefit of the doubt here.

          Even the way Luthen reacted, "Give it back or put it down" sounds like he was thinking the retard was about to turn it on and decapitate himself.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So far all the little details in this show have been overly picked about by YouTubers all week before they're revealed to be literally nothing burgers. I know the game they're playing

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            its a fucking extendo pimp cane not a light saber, theres even a shot of it retracting somewhere in the early episodes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Of course Luthen isn't a Jedi, he's a Sith jealous of Palpatine

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >he's a Sith jealous of Palpatine
            That would be just as bad, if not worse. Palpatine should be able to sense any force users on Coruscant. Him being force sensitive would ruin the show completely. Best case scenario is that he's a weeb for Jedi culture, and was just some rich self-centered nerd until Palpatine shoahed the Jedi and Luthen sperged out about it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I was baiting about him being a Sith but agree him just being a humble antique salesman who hates the Empire for various reasons some being related to genociding cultures he's interested in is fine. Why he's competent are guerilla warfare could be him being a former CIS male spy and that would be fine too

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Why he's competent are guerilla warfare could be him being a former CIS male spy and that would be fine too
                I like the idea that, as Tony Gilroy said about himself in interviews, Luthen is just a history buff who has been reading about ancient wars his whole life and that he's not actually that competent in warfare. So far he's just be careful and lucky, but he has been making stupid mistakes and likely those mistakes will cause his downfall.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he seemed to be piloting and getting out of that traffic stop very well

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Is piloting warfare, though? Lots of rich men take flying lessons, IRL. Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, they all have pilot's licenses. What Luthen did was use a super tricked out spaceship that's disguised as an old model to evade a traffic stop that expected minimal, if any, resistance. It would be like some cops pulling over an old man in a car from the 1960s, and then all of a sudden he starts shooting and speeds off at over 160 mphs, the cops would be thunderstruck. But now that the Empire knows such a guy exists, who has such capabilities, they wont be taking any chances, and realistically, next time they see his ship they would immediately open fire.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He had cannons on his ship and some weird double laser thing that would only be useful if that was a maneuver in war. He shot down 4 Ties before they even got a few shots off. Definitely triggered the power fantasy in every person or just murdering cops who pull you over for bullshit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >who pull you over for bullshit
                Are you forgetting that he's a literal terrorist who was just meeting with another terrorist in an area of space known for terrorist activity? Claiming that the Imperials stopped him for no reason, or bad reasons, is delusional. The Imperials in this situation did literally nothing wrong, except for not immediately shooting him out of the sky.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter. It was a bullshit traffic stop and after his credentials were clean they still wanted to give him a hard time because they were bored. The fact that he actually was doing something wrong doesn't matter since they probably did that to countless innocent people for this.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >his credentials were clean
                They were fake credentials. You just sound like a retard who thinks the cops are always wrong even when they're right. You can't be a literal criminal and then cry about being unfairly targeted, it's one or the other.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a disgusting bootlicker. They will fuck you over too one of these days for literally nothing one day too you know. You're not protected just because you're on their side.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck sides, man! How about a little solidarity?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you sound like a disgusting bootlicker
                No, I'm just not a retard. You need to know when to push your propaganda and when to remain quiet. Do you know why Black Lives Matter became a joke? Because 75% of the people they chose to defend were actual murderers and rapists, while they ignored dozens of cases of actual innocent black people being killed by cops. If you claim every action taken by the police is wrong, even when the police are right, you make yourself look like an idiot who has a personal vendetta against cops because they pushed your shit in once. That doesn't bring people over to your side, that pushes them away. If you want people to actually take police brutality, police corruption, seriously, you need to show them real examples of it, and there are plenty of real examples, but when you hold up a case where the cops actually stop a murderer, or actually do their job without abuse involved as an example of cops being evil, you fuck your whole narrative up.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I am not a bootlicker
                >followed by a text wall of sucking off cops
                So I assume, didn't read it. Sorry, bootlicker.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You hurt only your own cause by remaining ignorant.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How do you not understand how a police state works? How stupid are you?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              There are like a trillion people on Coruscant, don't be retarded.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Over a trillion people on Coruscant

                How do they eat?!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Shipping

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They eat American

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Massive factory farms on the lower levels of Coruscant.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >there are like a trillion people on coruscant
                And all the ones who were force sensitive got genocided, retard. Palpatine can sense the force, maybe you never watched or understood the Prequels because you're a gay redditor, but there's an entire plotline about Yoda's ability to sense the force being clouded, as in Palpatine is using his force powers to cloud the minds of the Jedi, so they can't uncover him. If Luthen was a force sensitive fucking with the Empire, Palpatine would find his ass and rape his ass in less than 24 hours.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Where does this idea that Palpatine can sense Force sensitives across entire planets or even the entire galaxy even come from? In both versions multiple Jedi escaped the temple and hid out across Coruscant. Do you not remember when Obi-wan and Yoda fucking invaded the temple towards the end of RotS? You think Palpatine could sense them and just let them come and go? All the other Jedi survivors across the galaxy, you think he just sensed them all the time?
                I swear to god this is just a retarded notion propagated by the fact that Yoda was hiding on Dagobah near the cave.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Where does this idea that Palpatine can sense Force sensitives across entire planets or even the entire galaxy even come from
                EU retardation because of overpowered force-users written by retards.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >EU is le bad!
                Shut it, gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The EU is garbage, sorry you're dumb and a chud.

                Validation not required.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >hehe, I'm le chad because I swallow Mouse loads whole!
                Your hatred is completely manufactured by YouTube videos and corporate mandate. The EU was a free form sandbox full of great stuff, good stuff, mediocre stuff, and bad stuff, all of it separate and free to choose from.

                If you didn't enjoy the EU you simply had no imagination.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >*squeaky geek retard voice* The EU was a free form sandbox full of great stuff, good stuff, mediocre stuff, and bad stuff, all of it separate and free to choose from.
                And I'm free to choose to think its all shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fan fiction blows

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >fan fiction blows
                So you dislike Andor then?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Andor is on tv and I like it, therefor not fan fiction

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Mouse Wars is just Expensive Fan Fiction George never made those Movies and TV Shows so they are Fan Fiction too

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes because I don’t like them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >if it meets this arbitrary criteria it is no longer fan fiction
                Cool, so orcs and also a witch now live on Endor and that's 100% canon. So live with that.
                >inb4, but that's not Disney!
                Just waiting for you to admit that you believe the Mouse has final say.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t even know what the orcs and witch reference is.

                A more serious answer is that the Disney movies are unfortunately not fan fiction, they’re just shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t even know what the orcs and witch reference is.
                Pleb.
                >disney wars aren't fan fiction
                Mega Pleb.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >watch the Battle for Endor
                >based cranky old wilford brimley
                >ship is broke no batteries
                >moans about it half the movie
                >they steal a power source during the climatic battle
                >plugs it in
                >mfw the gun turret pops out and he starts blasting away

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry EUchud, we pick and choose what to think is canon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >we pick and choose what to think is canon
                That's literally what the EU was, retard. Everyone would take the parts they like, and ignore the parts they didn't. Jedi Knight Jedi Academy was canon in my book while that game with Starkiller wasn't because that game was gay.

                If you retards actually looked into the EU instead of sucking Mouse dick you would understand that the EU was actually exactly what you want.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >gets mad that people pick and choose form yidsney shit
                >gets mad that people pick and choose from EU shit
                Mad troll worked himself into a seething shoot. Why are EU """fans""" always this psychotic?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >gets mad that people pick and choose form yidsney shit
                When did that happen? Do you not know how to read posts on this website? Do you think you're just responding to one guy called Anonymous who you were talking to five threads ago?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong opinion, you either take the EU as a whole or you're a bitch. Imagine still seething about TFU in 2022.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The Force Unleashed was dogshit and just as terrible as every piece of Disney Wars. Gave Vader an apprentice, just like Filloni did with Ahsoka, fucked up pre-existing canon, just like Disney Wars, and created the most OP Mary Sue in the history of the franchise. Every dumb thing Rey did in the sequel trilogy can be traced back to dumb bullshit Starkiller did in his games.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not even close on any account. Again, imagine being so assblasted over big blue particle effects that you seethe over it for ten years. TFU is quintessential Star Wars, Sam is based, and pulling down starships is nothing less than an expression of "size matters not" that Yoda said in fucking ESB.
                >muh Rey
                Not comparable, because Rey literally used the Force to the highest degree with absolutely no training or understanding of it at all. Meanwhile Starkiller was trained by Vader for like fifteen years, and he only does strong basic Force powers instead of shit like teleporting matter across the galaxy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >it's okay that's he's a shit character because I have a parasocial relationship with Sam and he signed my penis at a fan convention
                Nope, it's shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He's not a shit character at all, in fact his character is great.
                >unusually childish in some respects, owing to his stunted development being raised under Vader
                >extremely emotional and easilly attached
                >sycophantly loyal to Vader, desperately seeks his approval
                >is forced to open up to new ideas he is just being exposed to from his contact with the Jedi and his relationship with Juno, gradually pulling him away from his attachment to Vader
                >fakes a role as a hero before legitimately growing into it, because his prior identity was already paper-thin
                >reconnects with his heritage, and ultimately sacrifices everything atoning for his mistakes and saving the people he nearly damned, by letting go of his selfish desires
                Compare to Ahsoka. All her negative traits were slowly stripped away in the first few seasons of TCW so in the end she's just the blandest good guy imaginable, with no remaining arc or conflict. At best you have some quibbling in the Tales shorts about going off to fight the empire, before she does exactly what nobody ever doubted she would do.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If you enjoy Starkiller I'm not going to shit on you, because at the end of the day he is confined to only two games, but I don't enjoy him. My personal canon is that after Revenge of the Sith the only force users left are Palpatine, Vader, Obi Wan, Yoda, and the Skywalker twins, along with a couple dozen Jedi who are hunted down and killed over the next few years by Vader, and that by the time of A New Hope, the force is more of a folk tale that an acknowledged fact, and due to Jedi's mostly being confined to coruscant, the majority of the galaxy doesn't take the war stories about Jedi generals seriously, hence Han and many Imperial officers thinking it's all nonsense.

                I know that is only my personal interpretation, but I enjoyed the EU because it never felt like it was forcing itself onto me, I could pick or choose at my leisure, while only the six movies were genuine fact. Disney ruined that for me by making The Force Awakens which was so awful and stupid that it destroyed my movie rule and I had to simply stop consuming new Star Wars content. Andor is the first thing I've watched since TFA since as far as I can tell it doesn't contradict my preferred vision of the galaxy. If Luthen is a force user however, I will have to drop it. Still haven't watched Rogue One, so I don't know how much I'd hate that,

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                George Lucas thought it was all shit and I agree with him.

                Validation not required.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >George Lucas thought it was all shit
                >validation not needed
                Validation not needed and yet you fictionalize the validation of George. Lmao.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >corporate mandate
                >enjoy the EU or else!
                ON PROGRAM!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they'll just keep posting the most comical moments and keep gurgling the literal scat-tier fanfic Disney novels.
                Don't forget the xe/xir that used her pirate gang of a few thousand to hijack an Executor-Class. Doesn't it have a crew and complement of like 200,000? Or the Cloud Car that destroyed three Star Destroyers.
                Don't worry about that, goy! It was cool!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                On one level it annoys me how many people just regurgitate anti-EU propaganda, on the other hand I do enjoy the shitheads thinking it's bad so they never look into it and actually get to enjoy all the kino that was created.

                The funniest part is how much of the Disney Wars content that they love just straight up rips off aspects of the EU while doing it worse. All the best parts of Mandalorian are taken straight from the Jango Fett Open Seasons comic and Star Wars Bounty Hunter video game, while all the worst shit, Baby Yoda, Ahsoka, Darksaber, is from Yidsney Wars.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                praise sol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >all that sol praising
                >gets canned anyway
                legitimate flying snake keks.T-Posing sex doll was hot tho. I'd bang more babies into her sleek golden puss.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                as much as I fucking hate the EU, this is mostly true.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lol dumb moron, EU is shit, and people taking care of the child trope is older than your dogshit comic books.
                >Ahsoka
                >Darksaber
                >Yidsney
                All created by Lucas.
                Ignorant moron, have a nice day in the most painful way imaginable.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Star Wars was always Shit and Overrated Kids Movies with Shitty Stories and Dialogue George was Lucky Star Wars was a Hit in the 70s yes the EU was full of Crap but that keep Star Wars alive what Disney do with the Sequels is an Insult to Intelligence even the Worst of the EU was better than Disney Shitquels

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There is no such thing in the EU. At most it's something like "HRMM I GOT A FEELING", usually only about someone personally relevant.

                This Palpa-gps shit is unfounded though.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no such thing in the EU
                I doubt that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In fact it's the fucking opposite, in the EU the complete chaos of hundreds of billions of people living on an ecumenopolis completely hides someone in the Force.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >In both versions multiple Jedi escaped the temple and hid out across Coruscant.
                Nope, that only happens in Disney Wars canon. Obi Wan and Yoda are the only two who escape alive, and yes Palpatine did sense Yoda, that's why he was waiting for him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Completely wrong. There were more than a few escapees on Coruscant, some who fled the temple and some who came back afterwards. One was even living in the superstructure above one of Coruscant's covered oceans.
                >HURR EU
                Lmao then explain to me why Palpatine couldn't sense Obi-wan on Tatooine. No fucking Dark Side cave there.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Completely wrong. There were more than a few escapees on Coruscant, some who fled the temple and some who came back afterwards. One was even living in the superstructure above one of Coruscant's covered oceans.
                In a fan fiction you read

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah? So where in the movies can Palpatine sense people across the whole galaxy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Multiple times in the movies both Jedi and Sith discuss being able to sense movements in the force. How do you think Jedi find force sensitives to recruit? You're just being willfully ignorant in an attempt to defend Luthen being a Jedi or force user.

                If Luthen can use the force, the show stops being special and you know it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, shifts IN THE FORCE, as in the fucking Force as a whole. Not movements of individual people across whole planets. At most there's Vader that can vaguely sense Obi-wan once he's aboard the Death Star, but they have a close connection and Vader still can't just point him out to the officers, he needs to go looking for him personally.
                >How do you think the Jedi find Force sensitives to recruit
                They literally say in TPM that the Republic issues blood tests to detect Force sensitives, which is why Anakin wasn't detected on Tatooine which is outside Republic space. If it was so easy why did Maul need to send a scout droid to find them there?

                I don't give a shit who Luthen really is, I just think your argument is stupid bullshit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Stop coping.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He wants to avenge Darth Plagueis.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              could be just symbolism, deliberately comparing him to jedi/sith. but I guess anything is possible and unlike some people I wouldn't have a problem if there was one ex-jedi in the cast. It's not like it's gonna automatically unleash gilroy's inner filoni and turn the show into a live action cartoon.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              he is... the last laser master

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What exactly is he fighting for?
                The storyline seems a little dubious
                Is it real or a metaphor?
                Why is dance required to free us?
                Is the darkness man or beast?
                Is the light some kind of superpower?
                So many questions, my confusion's increased
                Can someone help me figure out just why

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >That wood thing is a lightsaber
              kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't be the first "wood lightsaber", its a common hilt material.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Would be a kino twist tbh

              I think his -obvious and heavily hinted at- ties to the Jedi might have to do with someone in his family. Maybe he had a child that was order66'd or something.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I won’t mind if he turns out to be a force user. My own assumption is that he’s a grey jedi who had already turned away from the council before order 66 and hence didn’t get killed. Fits with his personality.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Looked like a lightsaber to me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't he destroy the patrol ship?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was a cool ship until the laser swirl thing. Also, those moron Imperials got 3 people killed for a traffic stop where all the credentials fully checked out. This show really wants to radicalize me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's like you don't understand how totalitarian regimes work anon. The arbitrariness and cruelty is a feature not a bug.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Credentials might have checked out but the pilot was being sketchy and not following simple instructions.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are so fucking stupid.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Love triggering bootlickers. You guys are so fragile.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I recognize your retarded posting style. Go back to twitter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://streamable.com/a1z4vw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The show isn’t perfect but it is the best/only good Star Wars content made since Return of the Jedi.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >le prequels are le bad
        have a nice day.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Phantom Menace was halfway decent, the other two were retarded. The antagonist was a robot named General Bad

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Grievous means bad now?

            grievous
            grē′vəs
            adjective
            Causing grief, pain, or anguish.
            Serious or dire; grave.
            Causing grief or sorrow; painful; afflictive; hard to bear; offensive; harmful.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's Grievance. Vader is Invader, Sidious is Insidious, Tyranus is Tyranny. George is kind of a poet if you didn't notice.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Vader is vater = father.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That could be a dual meaning, but the movie opens with him invading the good guy's space ship and his name is Darth Vader, he literally does what his name says, he invades while wearing dark clothes. It's not a big deal or a problem that the names explain who the characters are, it's actually a very effective and memorable way to name the characters. Han Solo is a self-interested asshole, Princess Leia is a good fuck, Luke Skywalker is the chosen one with god like powers who, just as Jesus walked across water, can perform miracles. People who complain the names are childish are themselves childish for thinking they are too clever for direct communication.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fanboy cope.
                He wasn't Luke's father until the sequel.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                But Grievous itself already is a word. And everyone could tell Sidious and Tyrannus. Vader being Invader is the only one people may not have recognized.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >not "George is kind of a poet if you didn't know it"
                I've never been so disappointed.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I tried to say that once when someone said something dumb was poetic and they said I was retarded. Then I told them it was a Bob Dylan lyric and suddenly I was a genius.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maul. Savage Oppress. Plageus.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes anon I think you’re getting it!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The antagonist was a robot named General Bad
            In the original trilogy you have Darth Vader and Darth Sidieous. The only reason you don't think those are silly is because you grew up with them and heard them a million times, there is nothing about General Bad which is worse that Darth Evil. If you don't like the Prequels, that's fine, but trying to pretend that they are worse than Return of the Jedi, when all of the things people complain about in the Prequels are present in Return of the Jedi, with the added fact that they reuse the Death Star set piece from the first movie, is just dishonest.

            The weird thing is Rogue One was pretty ass, but maybe that was due to the director and not Gilroy’s writing. It was far better than the Disney trilogy but dumb compared to Andor

            According to Gilroy he came into Rogue One after the movie was already finished and apparently it was a complete mess and no one knew what the movie was supposed to be about. He got the job to do reshoots by saying that the movie was obviously about sacrifice as all the main characters die. What parts are his, I don't know aside from the Darth Vader bit at the end, but until Gareth Edwards speaks about it, we'll probably never know.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They stole Gareth's awesome Saving Private Ryan Star Wars movie and nearly ruined it. I wonder if Gilroy made it into the editing room at all to save it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but I liked Rogue One more than Saving Private Ryan

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              “Darth Sideous” isn’t in the original trilogy, and “Vader” isn’t comparable to a primary antagonist being an evil robot named Bad Thing who has apparently become a robot commissioned officer and worked his way up to robot general

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It was Colonel Cruelty, get it right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is this show any good or just more fucking slop

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It’s good. Starts a bit slow, and for the first couple episodes every time a female character is introduced someone comments “who dude did you notice she is VERY TOUGH AND STRONG” but it get better, most recent episode was probably the best yet. So far above the other Star Wars show and Disney movies in the quality of writing and directing that it should embarrass anyone involved in making them

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 28 and if I could grow facial hair like him and had some Mexican blood in me I would probably look like him.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i look almost fucking exactly like this and im 27 shut the fuck up

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit dude looks like a young Paul McCartney.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Too many deathsticks.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else weirdly turned on by the two aays who were fucking the night before in Andor's old room?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic. Disney even pushing the race mixing agenda between alien races now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It would have been funny if it was Andor's gf in bed with the alien.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >next ep
    >Maarva says "fuck the empire"

    how badly will this break the haters? will it be worse than the lightsabership?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bricks become force ghosts now?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's a hologram you dumb-dumb brown person.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's either a hologram manifesto or just something they have on display at her funeral.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        hologram manifesto that will probably cause the riot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If an old woman says, "Fuck the empire" the show will 100% be cringe and everyone will skip season 2. It's just dumb and you should really hope it doesn't happen. The only character saying, "Fuck the Empire" that wouldn't be 100% cringe would be Syril saying it after being kicked to the curb a second time and deciding that he wants revenge against the system that has made him wageslave his whole life for no reward.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        People already seethed than the fat Scottish guy said "shit". I don't see them pushing cussing in Star Wars ever again.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          context? I must have missed that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            In episode 3 the fat corpo says shit during the raid

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        People already seethed than the fat Scottish guy said "shit". I don't see them pushing cussing in Star Wars ever again.

        In episode 3 the fat corpo says shit during the raid

        Bro, we still have dudes nursing their aneurysms from the AK, we are going to see real Star Wars induced deaths.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The AK was pretty lazy to be honest. Most of the other guns are pretty exotic looking to the average person, and they're dressed up on top of that, whereas everybody knows an AK, even the ones that couldn't name it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What about
        >Fuck the Jedi
        ?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I remember reloading my save multiple times in KotOR trying not to be a Jedi until I realized you have to become one. Fuck the Jedi. 1466

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so handsome?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's the eyes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >omg, i got promoted, i knew we had something going on, dedra
      >I am an unironic Gestapo agent, I will cut your balls off if you ever talk to me again
      >(/ω\), dedra chan playing so hard to get...!
      He's too pure for this world

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's going to become a Rebel and rape Dedra for the good of the Galaxy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        unfortunately there's 50/50 chance he'll die in the next ep

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Syril dying adds up with the interviews from Tony Gilroy and Syril's actor. Syril's actor said he asked Tony Gilroy where he saw Syril heading in a five years time, and Gilroy said he could go anywhere, that he was a young man who was unsure of himself and his place in the world and that he could become more Imperial or he could become a Rebel. While interviews with Tony Gilroy say that part of the fun of the show only having two seasons is that we get to imagine what happened in those five years and come back to see characters as radically different and with new beliefs.

          It's possible that Syril simply dies in the final episode, but it would make his character kind of pointless, he's gotten a lot of screen time and been humanized a good bit, if he just dies in some dumb way in the final episode how would that play into the next season? Dedra wouldn't care if Syril died, none of the other characters even know him, his mother would have no reason to be seen again if Syril was dead. An entire corner of his show's universe would just vanish without Syril and it would be an example of bad writing.

          I fully expect Syril to be the one to actually read the manifesto and have his views on the empire changed. He was a true believer, a useful idiot, that was cast aside by the Empire, that's a recipe for a fully devoted Rebel.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The stage has been perfect set for Syril to replace Dedra's current double agent assistant. Saw is obviously going to decide to fly assistance on that raid anyway and the rat will get found out and terminated. Syril will end up doing something half useful on Ferrix and Dedra will bring him into the fold.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >The stage has been perfect set for Syril to replace Dedra's current double agent assistant
              >double agent
              How is Dedra's assistant a double agent?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Andor: Inciting debate about space traffic stops.

    What will it do next?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >stop and identify
      >problems with homosexual relationships
      >the younger generation being the regressive one
      >killing crooked cops
      >using your daughter to help allocate war funds
      >letting people go unknowingly into a situation they will die in for your benefit

      I don't know what this show is trying to say.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know what this show is trying to say.
        Look at pic related. It's you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can watch or read dozens of interviews with Tony Gilroy, his main thing is writing believable people who act like real human beings and he wants all characters to be empathetic, including the Imperial ones. Unlike almost every other piece of Disney Wars, it's not about creating unbelievable strawmen who are evil because they just are, okay?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          This show is just confusing to the retards because it doesn't spell everything out to them. Everything they watch needs to be like GoT and HoTD where whenever the bad guy talks there's ominous music playing in the background and the bad guy is always screaming about the church being good or some shit like that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't the High Sparrow actually an anti-hero in the end?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, I didn't watch that garbage show after season 2, since at that point it was evident I was clearly superior to the audience they were targeting.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No they decided to rewrite Cersei as a #girlboss Hillary stand-in who is a 4D chess player and master planner, and so the Sparrows had to be rewritten as MAGA who are primarily mad at gay people. In the books and the early seasons of the show Cersei's whole arc is she's a fucking retard who cheats on Jaime at every opportunity and is so horrifically incompetent she basically destroys the kingdom, and the Sparrows are a peasant movement that wants class war.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The weird thing is Rogue One was pretty ass, but maybe that was due to the director and not Gilroy’s writing. It was far better than the Disney trilogy but dumb compared to Andor

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m just a tourist!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tourists don't run.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just relieved he finally got his money and guns back. That was all I've cared about since he got arrested.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will they play the finale straight or will they put baby Yoda or Darth Vader in for no reason?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Has season 2 confirmed, expect a cliff hanger.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I expect that but is it going to end like any other show would or did Disney force some legacy character shit in to ruin the show like they did with Mando?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >force some legacy character
          If they do it will be rogue one guy, did Andor knew anyone from that crew?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't knew.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He knew the sassy robot and Unnamed Rebel Commander #3 who have him the orders to kill 10 out of 10 in Bongland’s father

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh right, then he'll met K2 SO on the season finale.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like the plan is for the 2nd season to be the final one, which is a shame as every other other Disney-era Star Wars production is embarrassingly shit compared to this. Hope they extend it.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will Andor go back as the Empire thinks he will?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >B gets transferred into another droid body and is actually K2

    That's a weird one I've seen thrown around.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He doesnt have the same personality at all

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know, which is why I think it's a stupid theory. He going to get destroyed in the finale. His death makes the most sense for the dramatic finale.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Did i miss some lines of dialogue and the droid has a human brain within it or something?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing like that at all. Theory fags just want to make connections to everything and just randomly came up with the idea of B getting uploaded into K2 for no reason.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it’s Jar Jar’s brain

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That’s my pet theory. Voice is weirdly similar. I’m sure being uploaded into an imperial enforcement droid could account for a few personality changes.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mads bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated meme actor.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There’s something beautiful about how utterly and totally superior this show is to the Mandolorian, Obi Wan, and the Disney trilogy in every facet and how it seems to do it so effortlessly. I LIKE IT I WANT MORE NOW PLS GIVE ME THE ANDORS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based BoBF enjoyer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't that bad outside like 2 episodes

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >AHH!! After multiple failed movies I'm free! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER TATOOINE!
          >Fennec! Boba's escaped. Recruit a team of delinquents with mopeds!
          no.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn steer a queer on the straight and narrow

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not cute

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Wonky face

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like Bradly Cooper

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I dont understand why gays still watch Star Wars after The Last Fan Fiction and the Rise of Garbage Batman and Robin is much better than Mouse Wars

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they haven't done anything with the ST era since RoS came out. Once they do expect everyone to hate NuWars again.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This show fucks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's had 3 couples in bed after fucking, so yeah.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is andor the first good disney wars thing? Never watched any of the disney + shows, only saw the movies and they sucked ass
    rogue one was slightly ok

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mandalorian is pretty good but has way too much fan service. This is the first nu wars that has been consistently good on its own without relying on main characters from the other movies to carry it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is andor the first good disney wars thing?
      Yes

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >1 episode left
    >still no X-Wings or stormtroopers in action

    Bullshit poster, false advertising.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How are the mind break fetishists enjoying this? Eating good?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's a fucking pleasure

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bix got arrested pretty soon after Cassian left for beach world, has she been kept in the rape room the whole time he was in prison for over a month?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That would seem to be the case. Most people can tolerate listening to children in agonizing pain for a couple hours, but she's been listening to that every day for weeks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She cooperated and the doctor guy left the planet, so its probably just been off-duty trooper rape not the headphone torture the whole time.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the shitposts... They've stopped

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What tactical advantage is granted by the big metal fringe?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dispersal of kinetic energy if struck on one of the most vulnerable areas of the skull

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 32 and I look younger than him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's because you're a North European underdeveloped sissy

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long was Andor in prison? How did no one notice his money lockbox on top of that shower? It wasn't that high up or well hidden. Also, what if Stormtrooper are-you-part-of-it just happened to be strolling around and noticed Andor?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you investigate every ok and cranny when you go to a hotel anon? The only thing worth checking are the beds for bed bugs.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >How long was Andor in prison?
      About a month
      >How did no one notice his money lockbox on top of that shower? It wasn't that high up or well hidden.
      It was out of sight, no one had reason to check there, and if that’s not enough, let’s say the aliens are short
      >Also, what if Stormtrooper are-you-part-of-it just happened to be strolling around and noticed Andor?
      Seemed to be early morning, not many people out, and he would’ve checked for Stormtroopers before walking to the apartment. Also no reason a stormtrooper would recognize one of thousands of people who had been recently arrested. Even if a bulletin had come out for the escaped prisoners it would have included hundreds if not thousands of faces.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to state that not all EU fans are mentally retarded like this guy. He (will never be a woman) does not represent me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >now he's false flagging
      You got BTFO, cry about it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are paranoid-schizophrenic.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >shown writing in a book
    >it's actually a smartphone

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i really like this one because they left out a bunch of "big" characters and focused on things we haven't seen much of before however i think disney can't help themselves and they'll bring one back for the finale. i think the only acceptable way is to do it in an understated manner (no rogue one hallway scene). palpatine addressing the senate would be alright or maybe if they have to bring vader back it would be legit seeing him choke out some isb thugs in that white room for their incompetence

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it would be legit seeing him choke out some isb thugs in that white room for their incompetence
      Worst idea I've ever heard. Something Filoni would do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. It would be way better if the only thing he has to say is “Narkina 6,” they’ll get the message and straighten the fuck up

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just can't imagine Vader caring about any event that doesn't involve Jedi. Why should he be angry enough to force choke some spooks who allowed a prison break and some minor terrorism to happen? Vader has bigger fish to fry. If anything, a scene of Vader choking out Imperials would exist to please audience members who think those Imperials deserve some karmic retribution, but I don't think this show is about that. Even the sadistic Imperial prison guard that we first see electrocute Andor doesn't get killed on screen, the last we see him is hiding with other prison guards, and I feel like this show has a chance to be more mature then obviously punishing the bad guys for being bad. I don't even want to see the torturer get killed by Vix because it would be so cliche, but I'm sure that will happen.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The torturer isn't even on the planet anymore, so probably not going to happen.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, thought the first post was about palps applying electroshock therapy, definitely agreed about Vader. There’s no way he’s going to give enough fucks about anything other than finding the people we see in ANH

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for Cinta and the Imp spy to kill each other for some dramatic irony.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    more latinos everyday

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many of the background black guys in this show are going to get John Boyega'd?

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So Cassian's money is the equivalent to what, like $300k? Or is it more? I don't see money being relevant to his character at all by Rogue One so what's he do with it? Or is it all just to bring him back to the manifesto?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      X-Wings, which are high performance top of the line military fighters, cost 150k credits to manufacture

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Gay. In the EU X-Wings were basically donated under the guise of a heist

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They still manufactured more as the war went along, retard. That heist involved getting the blueprints along with some working examples.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    that's how Andor looked like when he worked with the Maestro himself at age 25

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if it's this image, or if it's because I turn 25 in a few months, but 25 always seemed like such a far-away, old age to me. Like once I hit that I would be a fully-fledged adult. I wasn't ready to still be feeling so young and foolish after all this time, I guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Goddammit Diego stop drunk shaving. His facial hair is all over the place.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cassian needs to murder more innocent people. It's happened what, once so far?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He shot that Rebel guy who was just testing his loyalty, cold blooded murder of a guy who had just fought on his side. That was pretty evil.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that dude was 100% going to kill him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah that dude was 100% going to kill him
          Don't see that at all.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I know a moon not far from here where nobody’s home. We’ll stop there, catch our breath, then go out separate ways
            >catch our breath
            He was going to kill him. Letting Andor just fly away with the ship and take 40,000,000, losing half his money and letting someone who knows his identity and connection to a rebel attack disappear off to wherever would have made no sense. That would have been obvious to Andor from the beginning; he killed him after he kept talking and made it clear this was an actual plan he had thought up and was serious about, rather than just shooting the shit about “man wouldn’t it be cool to have all this money”

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't believe the guy would have actually stolen the money. Andor could have just said, "Bro, you're not thinking straight at all. You're all adrenaline, calm down, stop being a gay."

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I’d he’d done that, Skree (or whatever his name was) would’ve killed him there. He’d had it planned out since before attacking the garrison, and the reason he was so insistent on getting the kid to the doctor was so that he’d be able to speak to Andor separate from the girl and try to convince him to pilot. If he’d had said no, he presumably would’ve killed Vel and Andor there, then forced the doctor at gunpoint to make multiple runs loading credits into his small craft to and from his moon before killing him.

                The idea that he was testing Andor or something to see if he was a loyal member of the rebellion makes no sense, as they already know at this point he’s a paid mercenaries they’re going to part ways with.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Also this is pretty much confirmed by ship assistant girl making the comment “Luthen had doubts about him (Skree) from the beginning”

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder it will be at least 2 years until season 2.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Suffering.

      I don't think Syril dying adds up with the interviews from Tony Gilroy and Syril's actor. Syril's actor said he asked Tony Gilroy where he saw Syril heading in a five years time, and Gilroy said he could go anywhere, that he was a young man who was unsure of himself and his place in the world and that he could become more Imperial or he could become a Rebel. While interviews with Tony Gilroy say that part of the fun of the show only having two seasons is that we get to imagine what happened in those five years and come back to see characters as radically different and with new beliefs.

      It's possible that Syril simply dies in the final episode, but it would make his character kind of pointless, he's gotten a lot of screen time and been humanized a good bit, if he just dies in some dumb way in the final episode how would that play into the next season? Dedra wouldn't care if Syril died, none of the other characters even know him, his mother would have no reason to be seen again if Syril was dead. An entire corner of his show's universe would just vanish without Syril and it would be an example of bad writing.

      I fully expect Syril to be the one to actually read the manifesto and have his views on the empire changed. He was a true believer, a useful idiot, that was cast aside by the Empire, that's a recipe for a fully devoted Rebel.

      I agree with you on Syril probably surviving, but I don't see him ever becoming a rebel. He might become disillusioned with the Empire but he wont actually support rebellion either, he would just go postal and shoot up some imp office.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he would just go postal and shoot up some imp office.
        That would be mega based. He's the only literally me character in the show and I don't want him to die without doing something cool.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bix getting mindbroken was pretty hot ngl

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's a more tragic character than Anakin Skywalker at this point. She's lost everything and is probably going to die by suicide.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I. could. not. care. less. about. the. robot.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hope we get to see saw go ratm on some imps next episode. though it'll probably be in the background as most of the focus will be on ferrix.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >hope we get to see saw go ratm on some imps next episode

      You mean sell out and join them?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He’s in R1 as a rebel, there’s zero fucking chance he joins the empire

        Suffering.

        [...]
        I agree with you on Syril probably surviving, but I don't see him ever becoming a rebel. He might become disillusioned with the Empire but he wont actually support rebellion either, he would just go postal and shoot up some imp office.

        Some of you guys are alright. Don’t go to the fuel purity department tomorrow

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >X-Wing S-foils open
      >Vietnow starts playing

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cintra is going to die bigly next week

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why have their never been live action Bothans? They weren't even in RO where they should have been

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really forget how many of you on here are fat and/or balding.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you should say that. I'm literally Andor and get plenty of brown pussy with my full head of dark hair and stubble

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cry about it.

      Funny you should say that. I'm literally Andor and get plenty of brown pussy with my full head of dark hair and stubble

      Cope.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cry by yourself and cope about it

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >let's call it, war

    Kino, can't wait to sacrifice 31 people

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Saw will intervene

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He seemed alright with the sacrifice after understanding the angle. Saw's guys are extremists, maybe even larpers. They don't do shit but complain and try to look cool.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Good point, it would be more in character if he and his cell just never did anything ever.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Good point, it would be more in character if he and his cell just never did anything ever.

          I can see him screw Luthen, the guy is a paranoid schizo

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most people think they're the same person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are they considered brown shitskins? gotta know asap

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, no. They’re 99% euro bloods who are the ruling class in Mexico

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed Cassian's actor was a welshman or other dark featured euro but he's half Mexican

          phew..

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I assumed Cassian's actor was a welshman or other dark featured euro but he's half Mexican

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers really don't know about age, some people look ten years younger than they are and some look like they are chasing senior citizenship in their 30's

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just caught up with Andor.
    How does a show about side character from rogue one has more SOVL than Boba & Obi Wan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Boba Fett was a side character with one line of dialog.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's so fucking UGLY

    imagine if Gosling played Andor. Now that would be kino.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 25 and it's crazy how old some of my peers look

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bros did Kino make it out?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, he couldn't swim

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Given the theme of the series is sacrifice, I don’t think so. But until we get evidence of this my personal headcanon is that he stole a ship on the base and blasted off to a nice quiet little planet somewhere where he can earn a decent living and spend his days in piece. That would be a very kino thing indeed.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          True kino would be that through some convoluted series of events, he becomes Snoke

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Somehow Kino returned

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Nearly 30
    >Been growing hair out for past 3 years nearly, finally get it cut
    >Get comments from colleagues about how they'd never guess I was any older than 25

    I have it good, all it took was getting mumps at 18 and suffering for the next 3 years

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shill spam thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT A KINO TV SHOW ON /misc/ THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
      On programme anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can't yeah, it's just you talking to yourself lol. Do you think people are actually watching this?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a lot of cope anon. Andor is kino - that’s just the way it is. It’s surprising because of how terrible Obi Wan and the sequel trilogies were. I was shitting on Disney along with everyone else here when they came out. But kino is kino and you’ve got to respect that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just wrong

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He looks in his mid 30s but war does things to a man...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He's in his 40s though

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Such a painfully boring and contrived show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry David - the fans have spoken! Not every show has to have Ashoka in it!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed they have spoken.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That’s only one week.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Your show is a flop. Dull, boring, contrived, pretentious flop.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The EU had plenty of good moments, stories and characters. Many of the books were written by established sci-fi authors (Stackpole, Anderson, Zahn).

    It also had lightsaber knees.

    Mixed bag, probably more bad than good, but I’m glad I at least had the Rogue Squadron books and games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When are we getting All Quiet on the Western Front with Ewoks?

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Andor Bros

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