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I literally look worse than him and Im 25
I'm 28 and nearly completely bald, I grow out my hair and beard as long as I can to cope with it, so this is what I look like as a 28 year old if you added a wiry pube beard to the look.
the last guy is Karl Pilkington tier
Why do they all type like african american gentlemen?
That language is embedded in TikTok culture.
>receding
>big forehead
homie YOU BALD
Feels good to be 28 and can still slick my hair back and have a normal size forehead
no fricking way
This poor fricker did not even get a grace period. Ruthless.
Frick this sucks, my gf said she saw some zoomerettes who were balding yesterday too
Mother Nature is a bitter c**t.
the Waingro Embrace isn't for everyone
>turning 28 in like a month
>starting to notice how deep the laugh lines on my face are, and the creases on my cheeks
>hairline is getting higher and thinner
>literally bent over to pick something up the other day and I hurt my fricking back
I feel old for the first time in my life.
Get used to it, next your going to blink and be 40.
And still be on here.
Just wait until you find your first gray hair
you know you're getting older when you randomly moan and sigh for no reason
>turning 28 in like a month
>already experiencing that shit
dude, you'll be 80 by 35
>literally bent over to pick something up the other day and I hurt my fricking back
Everything else isn't surprising even with people younger than you, but this shit isn't.
Go to the fricking gym or you will end up like a fricking old man at 40.
This is now a secret Andor thread, discuss how the lasership was awesome despite how bad people thought it'd be
It was dumb, Luthen being a Jedi takes the whole show down a peg as what made it interesting was the slice of life, normal people living in the galaxy kind of thing. At this point I'm only watching for Syril, if he dies in the finale I wont bother with season 2.
What are you talking about, anon, he isn't a Jedi, he just has a ship that shoots sideways lasers
>he isn't a Jedi
Then why does he have a lightsaber and a kyber powered space ship? If he's just a rich history nerd who was obsessed with Jedis, and got ass hurt when Palpatine Order 66'd them, then I might still like the show. But being this is Disney Wars, I have very low hopes.
>lightsaber
Wasn't that the telescoping walking stick thing from episode 3 he was using? It looked like it.
The first walking stick lightsaber, even Yoda couldn't come up with the concept.
>why does he have a lightsaber and a kyber powered space ship?
The antiques store, he even game Andor a kyber crystal.
Luthen as the character currently stands seems like someone who would be suspicious of the Jedi
Because the Jedi would tell him to turn himself in for being a bad boy, and then go and snitch on him anyway. Bunch of fricking squares.
There’s probably some truth to this, that the Jedi who adhere to their doctrine would be incapable of participating in Luthen’s style of violent revolution that views civilian casualties as acceptable
He owns holocrons so he at least knows what their deal is. He might just appreciate the history. He even has a Gungan shield for some reason.
>then why does he have a lightsaber
No he doesn't.
>a kyber powered space ship
No he doesn't. The Jedi didn't even have kyber-powered ships, in fact the only kyber-powered thing in the relevant canon is The Death Star.
My grandma died last week and the situation with Marve felt like reliving the last few days. Very weird.
Luthen isn't a Jedi. That stick they got off of him wasn't a lightsaber.
>That stick they got off of him wasn't a lightsaber.
I think you're coping. It looked like a lightsaber and they focused on it, if it's just a red herring, then that will be cool, but Disney has not earned the benefit of the doubt here.
Even the way Luthen reacted, "Give it back or put it down" sounds like he was thinking the moron was about to turn it on and decapitate himself.
So far all the little details in this show have been overly picked about by YouTubers all week before they're revealed to be literally nothing burgers. I know the game they're playing
its a fricking extendo pimp cane not a light saber, theres even a shot of it retracting somewhere in the early episodes
Of course Luthen isn't a Jedi, he's a Sith jealous of Palpatine
>he's a Sith jealous of Palpatine
That would be just as bad, if not worse. Palpatine should be able to sense any force users on Coruscant. Him being force sensitive would ruin the show completely. Best case scenario is that he's a weeb for Jedi culture, and was just some rich self-centered nerd until Palpatine shoahed the Jedi and Luthen sperged out about it.
I was baiting about him being a Sith but agree him just being a humble antique salesman who hates the Empire for various reasons some being related to genociding cultures he's interested in is fine. Why he's competent are guerilla warfare could be him being a former CIS male spy and that would be fine too
>Why he's competent are guerilla warfare could be him being a former CIS male spy and that would be fine too
I like the idea that, as Tony Gilroy said about himself in interviews, Luthen is just a history buff who has been reading about ancient wars his whole life and that he's not actually that competent in warfare. So far he's just be careful and lucky, but he has been making stupid mistakes and likely those mistakes will cause his downfall.
he seemed to be piloting and getting out of that traffic stop very well
Is piloting warfare, though? Lots of rich men take flying lessons, IRL. Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, they all have pilot's licenses. What Luthen did was use a super tricked out spaceship that's disguised as an old model to evade a traffic stop that expected minimal, if any, resistance. It would be like some cops pulling over an old man in a car from the 1960s, and then all of a sudden he starts shooting and speeds off at over 160 mphs, the cops would be thunderstruck. But now that the Empire knows such a guy exists, who has such capabilities, they wont be taking any chances, and realistically, next time they see his ship they would immediately open fire.
He had cannons on his ship and some weird double laser thing that would only be useful if that was a maneuver in war. He shot down 4 Ties before they even got a few shots off. Definitely triggered the power fantasy in every person or just murdering cops who pull you over for bullshit.
>who pull you over for bullshit
Are you forgetting that he's a literal terrorist who was just meeting with another terrorist in an area of space known for terrorist activity? Claiming that the Imperials stopped him for no reason, or bad reasons, is delusional. The Imperials in this situation did literally nothing wrong, except for not immediately shooting him out of the sky.
Doesn't matter. It was a bullshit traffic stop and after his credentials were clean they still wanted to give him a hard time because they were bored. The fact that he actually was doing something wrong doesn't matter since they probably did that to countless innocent people for this.
>his credentials were clean
They were fake credentials. You just sound like a moron who thinks the cops are always wrong even when they're right. You can't be a literal criminal and then cry about being unfairly targeted, it's one or the other.
You sound like a disgusting bootlicker. They will frick you over too one of these days for literally nothing one day too you know. You're not protected just because you're on their side.
Frick sides, man! How about a little solidarity?
>you sound like a disgusting bootlicker
No, I'm just not a moron. You need to know when to push your propaganda and when to remain quiet. Do you know why Black Lives Matter became a joke? Because 75% of the people they chose to defend were actual murderers and rapists, while they ignored dozens of cases of actual innocent black people being killed by cops. If you claim every action taken by the police is wrong, even when the police are right, you make yourself look like an idiot who has a personal vendetta against cops because they pushed your shit in once. That doesn't bring people over to your side, that pushes them away. If you want people to actually take police brutality, police corruption, seriously, you need to show them real examples of it, and there are plenty of real examples, but when you hold up a case where the cops actually stop a murderer, or actually do their job without abuse involved as an example of cops being evil, you frick your whole narrative up.
>I am not a bootlicker
>followed by a text wall of sucking off cops
So I assume, didn't read it. Sorry, bootlicker.
You hurt only your own cause by remaining ignorant.
How do you not understand how a police state works? How stupid are you?
There are like a trillion people on Coruscant, don't be moronic.
>Over a trillion people on Coruscant
How do they eat?!
Shipping
They eat American
Massive factory farms on the lower levels of Coruscant.
>there are like a trillion people on coruscant
And all the ones who were force sensitive got genocided, moron. Palpatine can sense the force, maybe you never watched or understood the Prequels because you're a homosexual redditor, but there's an entire plotline about Yoda's ability to sense the force being clouded, as in Palpatine is using his force powers to cloud the minds of the Jedi, so they can't uncover him. If Luthen was a force sensitive fricking with the Empire, Palpatine would find his ass and rape his ass in less than 24 hours.
Where does this idea that Palpatine can sense Force sensitives across entire planets or even the entire galaxy even come from? In both versions multiple Jedi escaped the temple and hid out across Coruscant. Do you not remember when Obi-wan and Yoda fricking invaded the temple towards the end of RotS? You think Palpatine could sense them and just let them come and go? All the other Jedi survivors across the galaxy, you think he just sensed them all the time?
I swear to god this is just a moronic notion propagated by the fact that Yoda was hiding on Dagobah near the cave.
>Where does this idea that Palpatine can sense Force sensitives across entire planets or even the entire galaxy even come from
EU moronation because of overpowered force-users written by morons.
>EU is le bad!
Shut it, homosexual.
The EU is garbage, sorry you're dumb and a troony.
Validation not required.
>hehe, I'm le chad because I swallow Mouse loads whole!
Your hatred is completely manufactured by YouTube videos and corporate mandate. The EU was a free form sandbox full of great stuff, good stuff, mediocre stuff, and bad stuff, all of it separate and free to choose from.
If you didn't enjoy the EU you simply had no imagination.
>*squeaky geek moron voice* The EU was a free form sandbox full of great stuff, good stuff, mediocre stuff, and bad stuff, all of it separate and free to choose from.
And I'm free to choose to think its all shit.
Fan fiction blows
>fan fiction blows
So you dislike Andor then?
Andor is on tv and I like it, therefor not fan fiction
Mouse Wars is just Expensive Fan Fiction George never made those Movies and TV Shows so they are Fan Fiction too
Yes because I don’t like them
>if it meets this arbitrary criteria it is no longer fan fiction
Cool, so orcs and also a witch now live on Endor and that's 100% canon. So live with that.
>inb4, but that's not Disney!
Just waiting for you to admit that you believe the Mouse has final say.
I don’t even know what the orcs and witch reference is.
A more serious answer is that the Disney movies are unfortunately not fan fiction, they’re just shit.
>I don’t even know what the orcs and witch reference is.
Pleb.
>disney wars aren't fan fiction
Mega Pleb.
>watch the Battle for Endor
>based cranky old wilford brimley
>ship is broke no batteries
>moans about it half the movie
>they steal a power source during the climatic battle
>plugs it in
>mfw the gun turret pops out and he starts blasting away
Sorry EUtroony, we pick and choose what to think is canon.
>we pick and choose what to think is canon
That's literally what the EU was, moron. Everyone would take the parts they like, and ignore the parts they didn't. Jedi Knight Jedi Academy was canon in my book while that game with Starkiller wasn't because that game was gay.
If you morons actually looked into the EU instead of sucking Mouse dick you would understand that the EU was actually exactly what you want.
>gets mad that people pick and choose form yidsney shit
>gets mad that people pick and choose from EU shit
Mad troll worked himself into a seething shoot. Why are EU """fans""" always this psychotic?
>gets mad that people pick and choose form yidsney shit
When did that happen? Do you not know how to read posts on this website? Do you think you're just responding to one guy called Anonymous who you were talking to five threads ago?
Wrong opinion, you either take the EU as a whole or you're a b***h. Imagine still seething about TFU in 2022.
The Force Unleashed was dogshit and just as terrible as every piece of Disney Wars. Gave Vader an apprentice, just like Filloni did with Ahsoka, fricked up pre-existing canon, just like Disney Wars, and created the most OP Mary Sue in the history of the franchise. Every dumb thing Rey did in the sequel trilogy can be traced back to dumb bullshit Starkiller did in his games.
Not even close on any account. Again, imagine being so assblasted over big blue particle effects that you seethe over it for ten years. TFU is quintessential Star Wars, Sam is based, and pulling down starships is nothing less than an expression of "size matters not" that Yoda said in fricking ESB.
>muh Rey
Not comparable, because Rey literally used the Force to the highest degree with absolutely no training or understanding of it at all. Meanwhile Starkiller was trained by Vader for like fifteen years, and he only does strong basic Force powers instead of shit like teleporting matter across the galaxy.
>it's okay that's he's a shit character because I have a parasocial relationship with Sam and he signed my penis at a fan convention
Nope, it's shit.
He's not a shit character at all, in fact his character is great.
>unusually childish in some respects, owing to his stunted development being raised under Vader
>extremely emotional and easilly attached
>sycophantly loyal to Vader, desperately seeks his approval
>is forced to open up to new ideas he is just being exposed to from his contact with the Jedi and his relationship with Juno, gradually pulling him away from his attachment to Vader
>fakes a role as a hero before legitimately growing into it, because his prior identity was already paper-thin
>reconnects with his heritage, and ultimately sacrifices everything atoning for his mistakes and saving the people he nearly damned, by letting go of his selfish desires
Compare to Ahsoka. All her negative traits were slowly stripped away in the first few seasons of TCW so in the end she's just the blandest good guy imaginable, with no remaining arc or conflict. At best you have some quibbling in the Tales shorts about going off to fight the empire, before she does exactly what nobody ever doubted she would do.
If you enjoy Starkiller I'm not going to shit on you, because at the end of the day he is confined to only two games, but I don't enjoy him. My personal canon is that after Revenge of the Sith the only force users left are Palpatine, Vader, Obi Wan, Yoda, and the Skywalker twins, along with a couple dozen Jedi who are hunted down and killed over the next few years by Vader, and that by the time of A New Hope, the force is more of a folk tale that an acknowledged fact, and due to Jedi's mostly being confined to coruscant, the majority of the galaxy doesn't take the war stories about Jedi generals seriously, hence Han and many Imperial officers thinking it's all nonsense.
I know that is only my personal interpretation, but I enjoyed the EU because it never felt like it was forcing itself onto me, I could pick or choose at my leisure, while only the six movies were genuine fact. Disney ruined that for me by making The Force Awakens which was so awful and stupid that it destroyed my movie rule and I had to simply stop consuming new Star Wars content. Andor is the first thing I've watched since TFA since as far as I can tell it doesn't contradict my preferred vision of the galaxy. If Luthen is a force user however, I will have to drop it. Still haven't watched Rogue One, so I don't know how much I'd hate that,
George Lucas thought it was all shit and I agree with him.
Validation not required.
>George Lucas thought it was all shit
>validation not needed
Validation not needed and yet you fictionalize the validation of George. Lmao.
>corporate mandate
>enjoy the EU or else!
ON PROGRAM!
Yeah, they'll just keep posting the most comical moments and keep gurgling the literal scat-tier fanfic Disney novels.
Don't forget the xe/xir that used her pirate gang of a few thousand to hijack an Executor-Class. Doesn't it have a crew and complement of like 200,000? Or the Cloud Car that destroyed three Star Destroyers.
Don't worry about that, goy! It was cool!
On one level it annoys me how many people just regurgitate anti-EU propaganda, on the other hand I do enjoy the shitheads thinking it's bad so they never look into it and actually get to enjoy all the kino that was created.
The funniest part is how much of the Disney Wars content that they love just straight up rips off aspects of the EU while doing it worse. All the best parts of Mandalorian are taken straight from the Jango Fett Open Seasons comic and Star Wars Bounty Hunter video game, while all the worst shit, Baby Yoda, Ahsoka, Darksaber, is from Yidsney Wars.
praise sol
>all that sol praising
>gets canned anyway
legitimate flying snake keks.T-Posing sex doll was hot tho. I'd bang more babies into her sleek golden puss.
as much as I fricking hate the EU, this is mostly true.
Lol dumb Black person, EU is shit, and people taking care of the child trope is older than your dogshit comic books.
>Ahsoka
>Darksaber
>Yidsney
All created by Lucas.
Ignorant Black person, have a nice day in the most painful way imaginable.
Star Wars was always Shit and Overrated Kids Movies with Shitty Stories and Dialogue George was Lucky Star Wars was a Hit in the 70s yes the EU was full of Crap but that keep Star Wars alive what Disney do with the Sequels is an Insult to Intelligence even the Worst of the EU was better than Disney Shitquels
There is no such thing in the EU. At most it's something like "HRMM I GOT A FEELING", usually only about someone personally relevant.
This Palpa-gps shit is unfounded though.
>There is no such thing in the EU
I doubt that.
In fact it's the fricking opposite, in the EU the complete chaos of hundreds of billions of people living on an ecumenopolis completely hides someone in the Force.
>In both versions multiple Jedi escaped the temple and hid out across Coruscant.
Nope, that only happens in Disney Wars canon. Obi Wan and Yoda are the only two who escape alive, and yes Palpatine did sense Yoda, that's why he was waiting for him.
Completely wrong. There were more than a few escapees on Coruscant, some who fled the temple and some who came back afterwards. One was even living in the superstructure above one of Coruscant's covered oceans.
>HURR EU
Lmao then explain to me why Palpatine couldn't sense Obi-wan on Tatooine. No fricking Dark Side cave there.
>Completely wrong. There were more than a few escapees on Coruscant, some who fled the temple and some who came back afterwards. One was even living in the superstructure above one of Coruscant's covered oceans.
In a fan fiction you read
Yeah? So where in the movies can Palpatine sense people across the whole galaxy.
Multiple times in the movies both Jedi and Sith discuss being able to sense movements in the force. How do you think Jedi find force sensitives to recruit? You're just being willfully ignorant in an attempt to defend Luthen being a Jedi or force user.
If Luthen can use the force, the show stops being special and you know it.
Yeah, shifts IN THE FORCE, as in the fricking Force as a whole. Not movements of individual people across whole planets. At most there's Vader that can vaguely sense Obi-wan once he's aboard the Death Star, but they have a close connection and Vader still can't just point him out to the officers, he needs to go looking for him personally.
>How do you think the Jedi find Force sensitives to recruit
They literally say in TPM that the Republic issues blood tests to detect Force sensitives, which is why Anakin wasn't detected on Tatooine which is outside Republic space. If it was so easy why did Maul need to send a scout droid to find them there?
I don't give a shit who Luthen really is, I just think your argument is stupid bullshit.
Stop coping.
He wants to avenge Darth Plagueis.
could be just symbolism, deliberately comparing him to jedi/sith. but I guess anything is possible and unlike some people I wouldn't have a problem if there was one ex-jedi in the cast. It's not like it's gonna automatically unleash gilroy's inner filoni and turn the show into a live action cartoon.
he is... the last laser master
What exactly is he fighting for?
The storyline seems a little dubious
Is it real or a metaphor?
Why is dance required to free us?
Is the darkness man or beast?
Is the light some kind of superpower?
So many questions, my confusion's increased
Can someone help me figure out just why
>That wood thing is a lightsaber
kek
Wouldn't be the first "wood lightsaber", its a common hilt material.
Would be a kino twist tbh
I think his -obvious and heavily hinted at- ties to the Jedi might have to do with someone in his family. Maybe he had a child that was order66'd or something.
I won’t mind if he turns out to be a force user. My own assumption is that he’s a grey jedi who had already turned away from the council before order 66 and hence didn’t get killed. Fits with his personality.
Looked like a lightsaber to me
why didn't he destroy the patrol ship?
It was a cool ship until the laser swirl thing. Also, those Black person Imperials got 3 people killed for a traffic stop where all the credentials fully checked out. This show really wants to radicalize me.
It's like you don't understand how totalitarian regimes work anon. The arbitrariness and cruelty is a feature not a bug.
Credentials might have checked out but the pilot was being sketchy and not following simple instructions.
You are so fricking stupid.
Love triggering bootlickers. You guys are so fragile.
I recognize your moronic posting style. Go back to twitter
https://streamable.com/a1z4vw
The show isn’t perfect but it is the best/only good Star Wars content made since Return of the Jedi.
>le prequels are le bad
have a nice day.
The Phantom Menace was halfway decent, the other two were moronic. The antagonist was a robot named General Bad
Grievous means bad now?
grievous
grē′vəs
adjective
Causing grief, pain, or anguish.
Serious or dire; grave.
Causing grief or sorrow; painful; afflictive; hard to bear; offensive; harmful.
It's Grievance. Vader is Invader, Sidious is Insidious, Tyranus is Tyranny. George is kind of a poet if you didn't notice.
Vader is vater = father.
That could be a dual meaning, but the movie opens with him invading the good guy's space ship and his name is Darth Vader, he literally does what his name says, he invades while wearing dark clothes. It's not a big deal or a problem that the names explain who the characters are, it's actually a very effective and memorable way to name the characters. Han Solo is a self-interested butthole, Princess Leia is a good frick, Luke Skywalker is the chosen one with god like powers who, just as Jesus walked across water, can perform miracles. People who complain the names are childish are themselves childish for thinking they are too clever for direct communication.
Fanboy cope.
He wasn't Luke's father until the sequel.
But Grievous itself already is a word. And everyone could tell Sidious and Tyrannus. Vader being Invader is the only one people may not have recognized.
>not "George is kind of a poet if you didn't know it"
I've never been so disappointed.
I tried to say that once when someone said something dumb was poetic and they said I was moronic. Then I told them it was a Bob Dylan lyric and suddenly I was a genius.
Maul. Savage Oppress. Plageus.
Yes anon I think you’re getting it!
>The antagonist was a robot named General Bad
In the original trilogy you have Darth Vader and Darth Sidieous. The only reason you don't think those are silly is because you grew up with them and heard them a million times, there is nothing about General Bad which is worse that Darth Evil. If you don't like the Prequels, that's fine, but trying to pretend that they are worse than Return of the Jedi, when all of the things people complain about in the Prequels are present in Return of the Jedi, with the added fact that they reuse the Death Star set piece from the first movie, is just dishonest.
According to Gilroy he came into Rogue One after the movie was already finished and apparently it was a complete mess and no one knew what the movie was supposed to be about. He got the job to do reshoots by saying that the movie was obviously about sacrifice as all the main characters die. What parts are his, I don't know aside from the Darth Vader bit at the end, but until Gareth Edwards speaks about it, we'll probably never know.
They stole Gareth's awesome Saving Private Ryan Star Wars movie and nearly ruined it. I wonder if Gilroy made it into the editing room at all to save it.
Not him but I liked Rogue One more than Saving Private Ryan
“Darth Sideous” isn’t in the original trilogy, and “Vader” isn’t comparable to a primary antagonist being an evil robot named Bad Thing who has apparently become a robot commissioned officer and worked his way up to robot general
It was Colonel Cruelty, get it right.
Is this show any good or just more fricking slop
It’s good. Starts a bit slow, and for the first couple episodes every time a female character is introduced someone comments “who dude did you notice she is VERY TOUGH AND STRONG” but it get better, most recent episode was probably the best yet. So far above the other Star Wars show and Disney movies in the quality of writing and directing that it should embarrass anyone involved in making them
I'm 28 and if I could grow facial hair like him and had some Mexican blood in me I would probably look like him.
i look almost fricking exactly like this and im 27 shut the frick up
Holy shit dude looks like a young Paul McCartney.
Too many deathsticks.
Anyone else weirdly turned on by the two aays who were fricking the night before in Andor's old room?
Forgot pic. Disney even pushing the race mixing agenda between alien races now
It would have been funny if it was Andor's gf in bed with the alien.
>next ep
>Maarva says "frick the empire"
how badly will this break the haters? will it be worse than the lightsabership?
Bricks become force ghosts now?
It's a hologram you dumb-dumb brown person.
It's either a hologram manifesto or just something they have on display at her funeral.
hologram manifesto that will probably cause the riot
If an old woman says, "Frick the empire" the show will 100% be cringe and everyone will skip season 2. It's just dumb and you should really hope it doesn't happen. The only character saying, "Frick the Empire" that wouldn't be 100% cringe would be Syril saying it after being kicked to the curb a second time and deciding that he wants revenge against the system that has made him wageslave his whole life for no reward.
People already seethed than the fat Scottish guy said "shit". I don't see them pushing cussing in Star Wars ever again.
context? I must have missed that
In episode 3 the fat corpo says shit during the raid
Bro, we still have dudes nursing their aneurysms from the AK, we are going to see real Star Wars induced deaths.
The AK was pretty lazy to be honest. Most of the other guns are pretty exotic looking to the average person, and they're dressed up on top of that, whereas everybody knows an AK, even the ones that couldn't name it.
What about
>Frick the Jedi
?
I remember reloading my save multiple times in KotOR trying not to be a Jedi until I realized you have to become one. Frick the Jedi. 1466
Why is he so handsome?
It's the eyes.
>omg, i got promoted, i knew we had something going on, dedra
>I am an unironic Gestapo agent, I will cut your balls off if you ever talk to me again
>(/ω\), dedra chan playing so hard to get...!
He's too pure for this world
He's going to become a Rebel and rape Dedra for the good of the Galaxy.
unfortunately there's 50/50 chance he'll die in the next ep
I don't think Syril dying adds up with the interviews from Tony Gilroy and Syril's actor. Syril's actor said he asked Tony Gilroy where he saw Syril heading in a five years time, and Gilroy said he could go anywhere, that he was a young man who was unsure of himself and his place in the world and that he could become more Imperial or he could become a Rebel. While interviews with Tony Gilroy say that part of the fun of the show only having two seasons is that we get to imagine what happened in those five years and come back to see characters as radically different and with new beliefs.
It's possible that Syril simply dies in the final episode, but it would make his character kind of pointless, he's gotten a lot of screen time and been humanized a good bit, if he just dies in some dumb way in the final episode how would that play into the next season? Dedra wouldn't care if Syril died, none of the other characters even know him, his mother would have no reason to be seen again if Syril was dead. An entire corner of his show's universe would just vanish without Syril and it would be an example of bad writing.
I fully expect Syril to be the one to actually read the manifesto and have his views on the empire changed. He was a true believer, a useful idiot, that was cast aside by the Empire, that's a recipe for a fully devoted Rebel.
The stage has been perfect set for Syril to replace Dedra's current double agent assistant. Saw is obviously going to decide to fly assistance on that raid anyway and the rat will get found out and terminated. Syril will end up doing something half useful on Ferrix and Dedra will bring him into the fold.
>The stage has been perfect set for Syril to replace Dedra's current double agent assistant
>double agent
How is Dedra's assistant a double agent?
Andor: Inciting debate about space traffic stops.
What will it do next?
>stop and identify
>problems with homosexual relationships
>the younger generation being the regressive one
>killing crooked cops
>using your daughter to help allocate war funds
>letting people go unknowingly into a situation they will die in for your benefit
I don't know what this show is trying to say.
>I don't know what this show is trying to say.
Look at pic related. It's you.
You can watch or read dozens of interviews with Tony Gilroy, his main thing is writing believable people who act like real human beings and he wants all characters to be empathetic, including the Imperial ones. Unlike almost every other piece of Disney Wars, it's not about creating unbelievable strawmen who are evil because they just are, okay?
This show is just confusing to the morons because it doesn't spell everything out to them. Everything they watch needs to be like GoT and HoTD where whenever the bad guy talks there's ominous music playing in the background and the bad guy is always screaming about the church being good or some shit like that.
Wasn't the High Sparrow actually an anti-hero in the end?
I don't know, I didn't watch that garbage show after season 2, since at that point it was evident I was clearly superior to the audience they were targeting.
No they decided to rewrite Cersei as a #girlboss Hillary stand-in who is a 4D chess player and master planner, and so the Sparrows had to be rewritten as MAGA who are primarily mad at gay people. In the books and the early seasons of the show Cersei's whole arc is she's a fricking moron who cheats on Jaime at every opportunity and is so horrifically incompetent she basically destroys the kingdom, and the Sparrows are a peasant movement that wants class war.
The weird thing is Rogue One was pretty ass, but maybe that was due to the director and not Gilroy’s writing. It was far better than the Disney trilogy but dumb compared to Andor
I’m just a tourist!
Tourists don't run.
I'm just relieved he finally got his money and guns back. That was all I've cared about since he got arrested.
Will they play the finale straight or will they put baby Yoda or Darth Vader in for no reason?
Has season 2 confirmed, expect a cliff hanger.
I expect that but is it going to end like any other show would or did Disney force some legacy character shit in to ruin the show like they did with Mando?
>force some legacy character
If they do it will be rogue one guy, did Andor knew anyone from that crew?
I don't knew.
He knew the sassy robot and Unnamed Rebel Commander #3 who have him the orders to kill 10 out of 10 in Bongland’s father
Oh right, then he'll met K2 SO on the season finale.
Sounds like the plan is for the 2nd season to be the final one, which is a shame as every other other Disney-era Star Wars production is embarrassingly shit compared to this. Hope they extend it.
Will Andor go back as the Empire thinks he will?
>B gets transferred into another droid body and is actually K2
That's a weird one I've seen thrown around.
He doesnt have the same personality at all
I know, which is why I think it's a stupid theory. He going to get destroyed in the finale. His death makes the most sense for the dramatic finale.
Did i miss some lines of dialogue and the droid has a human brain within it or something?
Nothing like that at all. Theory gays just want to make connections to everything and just randomly came up with the idea of B getting uploaded into K2 for no reason.
Yes, it’s Jar Jar’s brain
That’s my pet theory. Voice is weirdly similar. I’m sure being uploaded into an imperial enforcement droid could account for a few personality changes.
Mads bros
Overrated meme actor.
There’s something beautiful about how utterly and totally superior this show is to the Mandolorian, Obi Wan, and the Disney trilogy in every facet and how it seems to do it so effortlessly. I LIKE IT I WANT MORE NOW PLS GIVE ME THE ANDORS
based BoBF enjoyer
It wasn't that bad outside like 2 episodes
>AHH!! After multiple failed movies I'm free! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER TATOOINE!
>Fennec! Boba's escaped. Recruit a team of delinquents with mopeds!
no.
>ywn steer a queer on the straight and narrow
not cute
Wrong
Wonky face
She looks like Bradly Cooper
I dont understand why homosexuals still watch Star Wars after The Last Fan Fiction and the Rise of Garbage Batman and Robin is much better than Mouse Wars
Because they haven't done anything with the ST era since RoS came out. Once they do expect everyone to hate NuWars again.
This show fricks
It's had 3 couples in bed after fricking, so yeah.
Is andor the first good disney wars thing? Never watched any of the disney + shows, only saw the movies and they sucked ass
rogue one was slightly ok
Mandalorian is pretty good but has way too much fan service. This is the first nu wars that has been consistently good on its own without relying on main characters from the other movies to carry it.
>Is andor the first good disney wars thing?
Yes
>1 episode left
>still no X-Wings or stormtroopers in action
Bullshit poster, false advertising.
Rape
How are the mind break fetishists enjoying this? Eating good?
it's a fricking pleasure
Bix got arrested pretty soon after Cassian left for beach world, has she been kept in the rape room the whole time he was in prison for over a month?
That would seem to be the case. Most people can tolerate listening to children in agonizing pain for a couple hours, but she's been listening to that every day for weeks
She cooperated and the doctor guy left the planet, so its probably just been off-duty trooper rape not the headphone torture the whole time.
>the shitposts... They've stopped
What tactical advantage is granted by the big metal fringe?
Dispersal of kinetic energy if struck on one of the most vulnerable areas of the skull
I'm 32 and I look younger than him
that's because you're a North European underdeveloped sissy
How long was Andor in prison? How did no one notice his money lockbox on top of that shower? It wasn't that high up or well hidden. Also, what if Stormtrooper are-you-part-of-it just happened to be strolling around and noticed Andor?
Do you investigate every ok and cranny when you go to a hotel anon? The only thing worth checking are the beds for bed bugs.
>How long was Andor in prison?
About a month
>How did no one notice his money lockbox on top of that shower? It wasn't that high up or well hidden.
It was out of sight, no one had reason to check there, and if that’s not enough, let’s say the aliens are short
>Also, what if Stormtrooper are-you-part-of-it just happened to be strolling around and noticed Andor?
Seemed to be early morning, not many people out, and he would’ve checked for Stormtroopers before walking to the apartment. Also no reason a stormtrooper would recognize one of thousands of people who had been recently arrested. Even if a bulletin had come out for the escaped prisoners it would have included hundreds if not thousands of faces.
I'd like to state that not all EU fans are mentally moronic like this guy. He (will never be a woman) does not represent me.
>now he's false flagging
You got BTFO, cry about it.
You are paranoid-schizophrenic.
>shown writing in a book
>it's actually a smartphone
i really like this one because they left out a bunch of "big" characters and focused on things we haven't seen much of before however i think disney can't help themselves and they'll bring one back for the finale. i think the only acceptable way is to do it in an understated manner (no rogue one hallway scene). palpatine addressing the senate would be alright or maybe if they have to bring vader back it would be legit seeing him choke out some isb thugs in that white room for their incompetence
>it would be legit seeing him choke out some isb thugs in that white room for their incompetence
Worst idea I've ever heard. Something Filoni would do.
This. It would be way better if the only thing he has to say is “Narkina 6,” they’ll get the message and straighten the frick up
I just can't imagine Vader caring about any event that doesn't involve Jedi. Why should he be angry enough to force choke some spooks who allowed a prison break and some minor terrorism to happen? Vader has bigger fish to fry. If anything, a scene of Vader choking out Imperials would exist to please audience members who think those Imperials deserve some karmic retribution, but I don't think this show is about that. Even the sadistic Imperial prison guard that we first see electrocute Andor doesn't get killed on screen, the last we see him is hiding with other prison guards, and I feel like this show has a chance to be more mature then obviously punishing the bad guys for being bad. I don't even want to see the torturer get killed by Vix because it would be so cliche, but I'm sure that will happen.
The torturer isn't even on the planet anymore, so probably not going to happen.
Sorry, thought the first post was about palps applying electroshock therapy, definitely agreed about Vader. There’s no way he’s going to give enough fricks about anything other than finding the people we see in ANH
Can't wait for Cinta and the Imp spy to kill each other for some dramatic irony.
more latinos everyday
How many of the background black guys in this show are going to get John Boyega'd?
So Cassian's money is the equivalent to what, like $300k? Or is it more? I don't see money being relevant to his character at all by Rogue One so what's he do with it? Or is it all just to bring him back to the manifesto?
X-Wings, which are high performance top of the line military fighters, cost 150k credits to manufacture
Gay. In the EU X-Wings were basically donated under the guise of a heist
They still manufactured more as the war went along, moron. That heist involved getting the blueprints along with some working examples.
that's how Andor looked like when he worked with the Maestro himself at age 25
I don't know if it's this image, or if it's because I turn 25 in a few months, but 25 always seemed like such a far-away, old age to me. Like once I hit that I would be a fully-fledged adult. I wasn't ready to still be feeling so young and foolish after all this time, I guess
Goddammit Diego stop drunk shaving. His facial hair is all over the place.
Cassian needs to murder more innocent people. It's happened what, once so far?
He shot that Rebel guy who was just testing his loyalty, cold blooded murder of a guy who had just fought on his side. That was pretty evil.
Nah that dude was 100% going to kill him
>Nah that dude was 100% going to kill him
Don't see that at all.
>I know a moon not far from here where nobody’s home. We’ll stop there, catch our breath, then go out separate ways
>catch our breath
He was going to kill him. Letting Andor just fly away with the ship and take 40,000,000, losing half his money and letting someone who knows his identity and connection to a rebel attack disappear off to wherever would have made no sense. That would have been obvious to Andor from the beginning; he killed him after he kept talking and made it clear this was an actual plan he had thought up and was serious about, rather than just shooting the shit about “man wouldn’t it be cool to have all this money”
I don't believe the guy would have actually stolen the money. Andor could have just said, "Bro, you're not thinking straight at all. You're all adrenaline, calm down, stop being a homosexual."
I’d he’d done that, Skree (or whatever his name was) would’ve killed him there. He’d had it planned out since before attacking the garrison, and the reason he was so insistent on getting the kid to the doctor was so that he’d be able to speak to Andor separate from the girl and try to convince him to pilot. If he’d had said no, he presumably would’ve killed Vel and Andor there, then forced the doctor at gunpoint to make multiple runs loading credits into his small craft to and from his moon before killing him.
The idea that he was testing Andor or something to see if he was a loyal member of the rebellion makes no sense, as they already know at this point he’s a paid mercenaries they’re going to part ways with.
Also this is pretty much confirmed by ship assistant girl making the comment “Luthen had doubts about him (Skree) from the beginning”
Reminder it will be at least 2 years until season 2.
Suffering.
I agree with you on Syril probably surviving, but I don't see him ever becoming a rebel. He might become disillusioned with the Empire but he wont actually support rebellion either, he would just go postal and shoot up some imp office.
>he would just go postal and shoot up some imp office.
That would be mega based. He's the only literally me character in the show and I don't want him to die without doing something cool.
Bix getting mindbroken was pretty hot ngl
She's a more tragic character than Anakin Skywalker at this point. She's lost everything and is probably going to die by suicide.
I. could. not. care. less. about. the. robot.
hope we get to see saw go ratm on some imps next episode. though it'll probably be in the background as most of the focus will be on ferrix.
>hope we get to see saw go ratm on some imps next episode
You mean sell out and join them?
He’s in R1 as a rebel, there’s zero fricking chance he joins the empire
Some of you guys are alright. Don’t go to the fuel purity department tomorrow
>X-Wing S-foils open
>Vietnow starts playing
Cintra is going to die bigly next week
Why have their never been live action Bothans? They weren't even in RO where they should have been
I really forget how many of you on here are fat and/or balding.
Funny you should say that. I'm literally Andor and get plenty of brown pussy with my full head of dark hair and stubble
Cry about it.
Cope.
cry by yourself and cope about it
>let's call it, war
Kino, can't wait to sacrifice 31 people
Saw will intervene
He seemed alright with the sacrifice after understanding the angle. Saw's guys are extremists, maybe even larpers. They don't do shit but complain and try to look cool.
Good point, it would be more in character if he and his cell just never did anything ever.
I can see him screw Luthen, the guy is a paranoid schizo
Most people think they're the same person
are they considered brown shitskins? gotta know asap
Kek, no. They’re 99% euro bloods who are the ruling class in Mexico
phew..
I assumed Cassian's actor was a welshman or other dark featured euro but he's half Mexican
zoomers really don't know about age, some people look ten years younger than they are and some look like they are chasing senior citizenship in their 30's
Just caught up with Andor.
How does a show about side character from rogue one has more SOVL than Boba & Obi Wan
Boba Fett was a side character with one line of dialog.
He's so fricking UGLY
imagine if Gosling played Andor. Now that would be kino.
i'm 25 and it's crazy how old some of my peers look
Bros did Kino make it out?
No, he couldn't swim
Given the theme of the series is sacrifice, I don’t think so. But until we get evidence of this my personal headcanon is that he stole a ship on the base and blasted off to a nice quiet little planet somewhere where he can earn a decent living and spend his days in piece. That would be a very kino thing indeed.
True kino would be that through some convoluted series of events, he becomes Snoke
Somehow Kino returned
>Nearly 30
>Been growing hair out for past 3 years nearly, finally get it cut
>Get comments from colleagues about how they'd never guess I was any older than 25
I have it good, all it took was getting mumps at 18 and suffering for the next 3 years
shill spam thread
>NOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT A KINO TV SHOW ON Cinemaphile THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
On programme anon
You can't yeah, it's just you talking to yourself lol. Do you think people are actually watching this?
That’s a lot of cope anon. Andor is kino - that’s just the way it is. It’s surprising because of how terrible Obi Wan and the sequel trilogies were. I was shitting on Disney along with everyone else here when they came out. But kino is kino and you’ve got to respect that.
Just wrong
He looks in his mid 30s but war does things to a man...
He's in his 40s though
Such a painfully boring and contrived show
Sorry David - the fans have spoken! Not every show has to have Ashoka in it!
Indeed they have spoken.
That’s only one week.
Your show is a flop. Dull, boring, contrived, pretentious flop.
The EU had plenty of good moments, stories and characters. Many of the books were written by established sci-fi authors (Stackpole, Anderson, Zahn).
It also had lightsaber knees.
Mixed bag, probably more bad than good, but I’m glad I at least had the Rogue Squadron books and games.
When are we getting All Quiet on the Western Front with Ewoks?
Threaded Andor Bros
>Andor Bros