>book version described as being plain jane with gross British teeth and unkempt frizzy hair >makes sense why she isn't lusted after or super popular >movie version casts a semen demon in the role >nothing about her character makes sense anymore
Even with her shitty haircuts in the first 2 films Emma was still extremely cute and it was obvious she was going to grow up hot. Even Roger Ebert was talking about how sexy she was by the second movie. She looked better than any of the girls in my class at the time.
It's not just her appearance; her personality in the books is way more unlikable and it makes way more sense that she has no friends. She's basically the wizard world equivalent if a r*editor
>Why it's simple my dear anon, the blood of goyim children keeps us looking fresh well into old age. Myself, i prefer Cambodians with a nice dash of hollandaise on the side.
I actually liked her topless pictures, very cute and on-brand for Hermione, but its the butt crack peek that really does it for me. I do wish we'd get full frontal as I'm sure she has a great vagina, but failing that, Hermione crack is really the next best thing.
That's old news. She's been riding the high value male cock carousel for years now. There's a flowchart that gets reposted from time to time of all the men she's dated. Pretty much all of them were wealthy, famous, powerful or some combination of the three.
Absolutely - I hope it was hairy, but also a little smelly. I want to smell Hermione Granger's year 3 SLIGHTLY hairy buttcrack, sweaty from a day of heavy broom flight training.
If she was such a bookworm IRL she would probably never have degraded herself to work on the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Man, if I was Harry in HP 7 in that tent with Hermione, I would've been face deep in her British crumpet the entire time. Just conceptualizing the redolence of her hairy unwashed muff after days of not being able to shower would've driven me wild. The musky aroma of her bush combined with my raging hormones would've been too insane to control. I would've given up on my search for magical artifacts and shit and would've been balls deep in her for days. Engorio indeed.
She's seriously mid I don't get why Americans were so obsessed with her
She IS mid but she WAS 9/10. The debate is just about when.
No she was never a 9. 7 at her absolute peak.
I've never heard anyone in America simp for her. europoors are still obsessing though
American education everyone. Bravo.
>mid
zoom zoom
Made for Slytherin cock.
read THIS
>emma watson IRL
>has never read a book
>talking to chads all the time
lmao, immersion lost
>has never read a book
Pretty sure she got a degree in english lit
And yet we're meant to believe the international Quidditch star fell for her because she was not like other girls.
She was hot and a unspoiled… what’s unbelievable about that
>18 year old romancing a 14 year old
And roasties claim to love this book series lmoa
Checked. She even admits to Ron that he was only getting Krum's leftovers.
>book version described as being plain jane with gross British teeth and unkempt frizzy hair
>makes sense why she isn't lusted after or super popular
>movie version casts a semen demon in the role
>nothing about her character makes sense anymore
What were they thinking?
They cast her when she was like ten, she didn't become a semen demon until the second movie.
Even with her shitty haircuts in the first 2 films Emma was still extremely cute and it was obvious she was going to grow up hot. Even Roger Ebert was talking about how sexy she was by the second movie. She looked better than any of the girls in my class at the time.
>with gross British teeth
she just had big front teeth, which is almost always cute on girls
And she fixed them at Hogwarts either way
It's not just her appearance; her personality in the books is way more unlikable and it makes way more sense that she has no friends. She's basically the wizard world equivalent if a r*editor
I've met many redditors in my time, not many are as restrained as Hermoine
>with gross British teeth
no
Teenage me, would've held her hand, so hard.
>OI BRUV, FANCY GOIN DOWN TO THE PUB?
>BUY ME A POINT AND WE’LL ‘AVE A SHAG AFTAH
If you don’t think this girl is hot you are GAY
>here's that ugly dork nerd i was telling you about
How did they genetically engineer a 100% born-in-israel ashkenazi israelite to look exactly like a Wasp?
>100% born-in-israel ashkenazi israelite
That’s oxymoronic, ashkenazi share no lineage with Israelites. They’re basically just Europeans
They’re khazars and share zero common ancestry with anglo-saxons
>Why it's simple my dear anon, the blood of goyim children keeps us looking fresh well into old age. Myself, i prefer Cambodians with a nice dash of hollandaise on the side.
she was ugly even before she hit the wall, amazing how incels drooled over this 3/10
Seething woman detected (ywnbaw btw)
I actually liked her topless pictures, very cute and on-brand for Hermione, but its the butt crack peek that really does it for me. I do wish we'd get full frontal as I'm sure she has a great vagina, but failing that, Hermione crack is really the next best thing.
Hermione ruined a generation of women
3/4 for me
Checked.
Blind.
5>4>6>7>8>3>2>1
All the grinding schoolwork obsessed girls I knew in high school looked just like her
I wish there was a canon description of what exactly Bellatrix and Hermione did together in that dungeon.
She belongs to Chad now
That's old news. She's been riding the high value male cock carousel for years now. There's a flowchart that gets reposted from time to time of all the men she's dated. Pretty much all of them were wealthy, famous, powerful or some combination of the three.
Azkaban. Not just physically but it was the perfect balance between shy innocent girl and cocky teenage brat
just to reiterate: Americans are obsessed with MID 'upper class' Brit gals
yes, I want their butthole on my nose
She's too undeveloped, being a child and all. But you can see the potential.
Could you BE anymore of a coomer?
Absolutely - I hope it was hairy, but also a little smelly. I want to smell Hermione Granger's year 3 SLIGHTLY hairy buttcrack, sweaty from a day of heavy broom flight training.
Post your best Hermiones.
If she was such a bookworm IRL she would probably never have degraded herself to work on the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
>"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>ginny
>ginger
>shaver
What a fucking waste of firecrotch.
Dean would know, let's ask him.
Let's hope that Harry got some sense into her.
Man, if I was Harry in HP 7 in that tent with Hermione, I would've been face deep in her British crumpet the entire time. Just conceptualizing the redolence of her hairy unwashed muff after days of not being able to shower would've driven me wild. The musky aroma of her bush combined with my raging hormones would've been too insane to control. I would've given up on my search for magical artifacts and shit and would've been balls deep in her for days. Engorio indeed.
She still wore perfume while on the run in those tents out in the woods. I bet she found a way to shower using some kind of magic too.
In the book the magic tent has a shower. I assume it's the same in the film.
Is it fair to say that Emma holds the record for the recipient of the highest number of cumtribs?
Ginny was canonically hotter.
Too bad Bonnie looked like a fucking potato.
They should've just recast her.
>Here's the bookworm I was telling you about.