Here's the deal: you can have 1 billion dollars, but you have to put up with pic related for the rest of your life. He's always being extremely annoying. You won't die from sleep deprivation, but you'll never get a good night's sleep ever again, because he's constantly pestering you. He eats your food without permission and is constantly hogging the bathroom. You can't get rid of him. If you send him away on a plane or something, he'll pop back up in your house. If you kill him, he'll re-manifest.
Do you take the billion dollars?
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My sanity is worth more than money.
This. What's the point of having wealth if you don't have health to enjoy it?
What happens if I rape him?
Your stuck with raising the kids while he continues to hog the bathroom forever.
JUDGE, THE NACHOS MADE MY POOPOO REALLY STINKY
What about chaining him up and crazy gluing his mouth shut?
Do you really think Fred Fredburger can't escape that?
What about stuffing his face with food for the rest of my life?
I don't know his feats so no i don't.
How about giving him a nice pair of "cement shoes"? Not drowning him just keeping him stuck in 1 place.
No, how about
we just put him in a room filled with frozen yogurt, nachos and whatever else his gut desires. I’d love to know how he can frick that up?
Also, If I had a billion dollars, I’d learn how to pilot a helicopter
he breaks his yogurt machine and cheese dispenser everyday
I got the money to hire a repairman and cleaning crew.
Also, I invest in stocks and do some insider trading so the cash never runs out.
Ok, i'll just remove his limbs and jaw.
Oh come on, that’s no fun. Just let him get so fat that he can’t escape.
>can't escape
I'm not trying to rape him, just keep him quiet and in 1 place so he's not in my way.
Jackpot trips
Nothing keeps someone quiet and out of the way like a room that provides a metric ton of food and entertainment.
So it’s a monumental change but up to the viewers to decide if it’s better or worse Gohan is my favorite character, but db is better
>1 billion dollars and get a cute bf
Anon what kind of question is this
Wow, a billion dollars AND a free wiener sleeve/trunkjob dispenser? Where do I sign up?
yess
>never said he couldn’t feel pain
>not physically strong in any way just immortal
FFB might regret this deal more than anyone else
>you'll never get a good night's sleep ever again,
That's fine. I've yet to have one thus far.
OP did not think this through when he made this question forgetting some of us are more annoying than Fred.
>would you accept [boring reward] if [negative that literally ruined any chance of you ever being able to enjoy said reward in any possible way]?
make him a mattress and take it everywhere I go
Sooooo... the "Tom inherits a million bucks but he can't hurt Jerry or anything else in order to keep it so Jerry annoys him to the point of unyielding rage" scenario but the annoying party is just endlessly moronic, immortal, and can teleport simply because he exists to disrupt your every waking moment.
Yeah, I'll just take my 20-30K a year and be on my way...
Hire a handler to deal with his ass
>Buys a big house
>All my bathrooms and fridges are far away to keep him far
>Give him a constant supply of food so he makes a mess far from me for a maid to clean up
Seems like you can limit his annoyance with good preparation and you can livestream it all
Frick no
Was there a single character in the show who could put up with his nonsense for more than 30 minutes?
Yes. Because I found him amusing.
And it's easy to handle the moronic. You just have to trick them into doing what you want while making them think it's what they want.
Godly character. Godly thread.
adding fredfredburger to billy and mandy was the equivalent of going from db to dbz for the west
Is there any rule that doesn't allow me to teach him to be less annoying?
You could certainly try, but I doubt you'd find much success.
I give him his own room and as much Roblox shit I can afford.