Here's the official poster of the SMB movie

Here's the official poster of the SMB movie
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1621629989484658688

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peach's movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How, moron?
      Mario is the second biggest character on that poster?

      It's a great poster. Colorful and nice to look at.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick that Koopa

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Panda, please

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No Wendy, no go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Settle down peach

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The sexiest CGI male reptile since Smaug (2013).

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The more I see the less I like it, anyone else feels this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm not a fan of these "avengers-esque" movie posters that every movie does now

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda random to feature a random winged koopa.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His design is based on the blue shell. He's probably a commander or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably a commander of sorts who will be Bowser's punching bag for comedy purposes.

      >More generic toad's instead of all the OC's they developed over the years
      I hate this so much

      Nintendo/Miyamoto probably didn't let Illumination deviate from the standard design to avoid turning Toads into Minion/Rabbid-like vermin.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >will be Bowser's punching bag for comedy purposes.

        That's usually Kameks role

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bowser has two fists, he can punch the new Koopa and Kamek at the same time.
          The Koopa could be a villain that changes sides and becomes Peach's ally.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense, just odd to have him there instead of another caster character like Cranky or Foreman Spike.

        (unless the koopa is Martinet's secret role :/)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Spike will have like 5 minutes of screen time in the opening before they go to mushroom Kingdom, he's obviously not following Mario and Luigi there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile was right for once about the Nintendo mandate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I find Peach in the movie pretty ugly and uninspired, this poster is probably the only time she looks good in that illumination artstyle

      His design is based on the blue shell. He's probably a commander or something

      Reminds me when Super Princess Peach had Army Hammer Bro:

      https://www.mariowiki.com/Army_Hammer_Bro

      He was an elite Hammer Bro, was the penultimate boss before Bowser and is seen in the artwork tying up Mario.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna take a guess that Kamek + Bowser are primarily dealing with the Mario situation, and the Blue-Shelled Koopa is Luigi's "villain". Probably has to keep an eye on Luigi while he's captured, then when he escapes, that becomes Luigi's primary threat to deal as the Koopa tries to recapture him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the Blue-Shelled Koopa is Luigi's "villain".
        I will take back any bad thing I've ever thought or said about the movie if they include a scene of Luigi fighting some Boos and setting the foundation for his infamous rivalry with King Boo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Everything they've shown of Luigi so far is of him dealing with spooky stuff like armies of Dry Bones. Speaking of which, it's amazing how they've made Dry Bones look and feel much more threatening than we're used to seeing them in games.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >More generic toad's instead of all the OC's they developed over the years
    I hate this so much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least they have different colored spots.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Miyamoto hates them for some reason. He's a "pure gameplay" autist

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My boys are definitely getting into Smash after this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >smash trash
      Eww

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >IMAX

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks super.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any self respecting Mario fan is boycotting this movie with the way they are treating established Mario lore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NNNOOO PEACH CAN'T BE USEFUL NNNOOO STRAIGHT WHITE MEN ARE OPPRESSED NNNOOO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Peach has taken an active role in the games since the NES era dumbass.

        He never mentioned Peach. He was probably talking about the whole origins of Mario and his fights with DK, which are completely different in the movie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Peach has taken an active role in the games since the NES era dumbass.

        Don't know why you assume he was talking about Peach, but regardless what he meant by that since you're here already seething a reminder that Peach (and most of the cast for that matter) are widely out of character in this movie from what we've seen so far

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peach has taken an active role in the games since the NES era dumbass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, like gamers make up 1% of the total people going to watch a fricking Mario movie
      Go frick yourself, idiot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Any self respecting Mario fan is boycotting this movie with the way they are treating established Mario lore.

      Mario has loose continuity, what each game acknowledges or what the Mushroom Kingdom is like changes on a game-to-game basis. The only people who see it as sacrosanct or "established lore" are the worst of the Mario RPG fans.

      I'll see this movie as many times as I please.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even M&L loregays don't give a frick about the continuity in the main series since Nintendo themselves don't give a shit either.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Have they revealed the VA of the spiny koopa? He also doesn't have a toy unlike Lumalee so I'm surprised to see him there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it'll probably be charles marinet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if that's Spike? Not sure if it was confirmed the Spike was from Wrecking Crew, though I would love if the character resurfaced in games.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's definitely Foreman Spike because the VA said he was playing "Mario's Boss".

        I wonder if the story is that
        Mario Bros change careers from Wrecking Crew to Plumbers and then end up in the warp pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom. Or whether Spike is just in charge of the Mario Bros plumbing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They literally showed his emblem in the Direct that announced the entire voice cast

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Funny how Foreman Spike has been gone for so long they actually had to make up an emblem for him just for this announcement.
          I wonder if he's going to start showing up in Mario Kart.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute SOVL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying the souless 3d models Nintendo forced all their studios to use for a decade after New Super Trash Bros came out isn't a soul void

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon these came during the gamecube years

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait Donkey Kong is in this?

    • 1 year ago
      Boco

      Voiced by Seth Rogen.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At the very least Rogen and Jack Black have played a Mario Game before and seem to be having fun with the roles.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Black actually sounds great as Bowser from what's been shown, whereas Rogen DK is just Seth Rogen on what's been shown.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're a phenomenal fricking moron. Pansy ass fricking child

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not him but Seth is unironically worse then Chris Pratt here. Even Chris is trying harder.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every fricking movie poster look like this now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably written in actors' contracts that they get a certain pecking order on posters. It's also why they remove their mask every other scene they're in, so the actor can show his face.

      Now why they're using it for a fricking animated movie, I don't know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It works, so cope more.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy kino

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised how prominent of a character Donkey Kong seems to be in this movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's apparently a backseat pilot for the DK movie to follow after this.

      • 1 year ago
        Boco

        Pretty blatant, too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense considering the expansion to the nintendo world at universal studios.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Universal making a Donkey Kong movie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tremendous, isn't it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's apparently a backseat pilot for the DK movie to follow after this.

      >the Blue-Shelled Koopa is Luigi's "villain".
      I will take back any bad thing I've ever thought or said about the movie if they include a scene of Luigi fighting some Boos and setting the foundation for his infamous rivalry with King Boo.

      Last I heard, Universal wants to do Super Mario Bros 2, Donkey Kong Country, and Luigi's Mansion if the movie is a hit.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, the atmosphere around this movie is unlike anything I've ever felt before. There seems to be a looming trepidation about it, like millions of people are terrified of what's going to happen once it actually comes out. Why? It's just a video game movie, why are so many people so openly worried about it?

    • 1 year ago
      Boco

      If you assume the worst you have less of a distance to fall when it sucks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Or if you're smart if you don't give a shit because you don't have autism when you do watch it, it being shit or great doesn't do anything significant.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda hope the inevitable Zelda movie is treated with slightly more gravitas. Not saying it should be treated as seriously as Lord of the Rings. But it should be a bit darker than Mario tonally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not saying it should be treated as seriously as Lord of the Rings
      I think it should be, a genuinely serious Legend of Zelda movie that gives the story genuine respect would be fricking incredible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda hope the inevitable Zelda movie is treated with slightly more gravitas. Not saying it should be treated as seriously as Lord of the Rings. But it should be a bit darker than Mario tonally.

        If anything the Nintendo property that deserves the serious treatment the most is Metroid.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          AM2R > MSR
          And you can't prove otherwise.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No one can. But that doesn't mean there is no reason to play MSR.

            Will always love fighting Diggernaut and Ridley. Also the Metroid Queen fight is better. Just wish it were on a better platform than 3DS.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dark
          >slow paced and atmospheric
          >little dialogue

          All the reasons Metroid is great are also why it would never be made into movie that captured the spirit of the series.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The rumors were claiming Illumination is aiming to make Zelda their How to Train Your Dragon counterpart which is a pretty reasonable goalpost.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >make Zelda their How to Train Your Dragon
        What does that even mean?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that is roughly a tone that'd fit Zelda, I think. I would hope that they do an original plot, with direct guidance from the Zelda narrative team of course, as adapting an existing one probably wouldn't work out great on a film's runtime.
        My impossible wish is that any Zelda movie would be handled by Ghibli, but we all know that ain't going to happen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be down for a movie that takes Zelda as seriously as Lord of the Rings, even Tolkien's work had some moments of levity, that tone would fit Zelda like a glove if handled right.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine Nintendo announcing the Legend of Zelda live action movie directed by Peter Jackson. People would go fricking mental.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Peach just felt like the main character because it was a VA spotlight one like with Bowser first, but they really did just plop her in the front of the main poster. They're being really moronic with her so far.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They refuse to depict Peach as nice. She looks like a c**t in all promo material. So much for anyone having enough braincells to understand the appeal of princesses anymore.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love the colors. That's the nicest thing I can say about it. I don't think it will be as good as the sonic movies even

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uninspired poster design

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bruhs, this movie is gonna be bussin'. No cap.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the constant negativity around this movie but at least the dumbass complaints I hear here are not nearly as bad as the complaints from Tumblr.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry but do you genuinely think they're boycotting the movie because there is no gay sex in it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can appreciate how this revived the Bowuigi trend

    • 1 year ago
      Trooth Bombz from /asp/

      This post is the final straw that convinced me Cinemaphile is dead. No, that's not a real complaint. How the frick is Cinemaphile lamer than fricking Tumblr now?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >namegay
        Fine, get out. No one will miss you here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You realise that's a joke right

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser a cute.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The two most Reddit soiboi things on Earth are Mario and the MCU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >did you say MARIOOOOOOO?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That cereal is awful.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most cereals are awful. The more ypu grow up the worse they taste. It's pure sugar.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How often is this done in earnest and how often is it just a big meme?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting dicked down by Daddy Bowser's big spiky koopa wiener.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Seth Rogan voices DK
    No thanks

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone please post the mario and luigi wiener and balls edit

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are they looking at

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can predict absolutely everything about this movie
    Mario's gonna knock Donkey Kong off the side of the tightrope through a combo of mild skill but mostly dumb luck
    But then he's gonna save DK from falling which makes DK wanna be his friend
    Toad is gonna have a really forced faux emotional scene to switch him from annoying sidekick to "genuine friend" when Mario comforts him and tells him he's not annoying and that Mario likes him
    Luigi gonna have a cringe angry freakout bashing a bunch of goombas over the head cause it's funny seeing the b***h turn overly aggressive
    Very end is Bowser seemingly almost winning and gloating to Mario about how he's out of his league as a regular human out of his world, and also his cap flies off
    Mario theme plays but slowed and dramatic and Mario puts his cap on and says a one-liner about how he's a "super mario bro" then effortlessly beats Bowser in a style just like the games whereas before he struggled to jump blocks
    Bowser falls into lava to his defeat, but obviously survives and has a last scene recuperating with Kamek
    Mario then has a slow romantic talk with Peach that is the same as the one they have halfway through the movie in a nighttime scene when sh explains her motivations and pathos to the goofy stupid newcomer (think Po and Tigress), then they kiss
    Danceparty ending and credits that are just bad pixel artwork of scenes from the movie in a game-style

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >then they kiss
      Not happening. Pic related is the closest Nintendo has ever gotten about their mutual romance while also divorced from the greater context of the kiss as a reward.

      IF there's any romance it will just be them looking into each other's eyes with sappy emotional music in the background so the implication is obvious, but someone (Toad or Donkey Kong) """comedically"" interrupts the love intermission with something unrelated and Mario/Peach try to act cool and pretend nothing happened.

      There's also a chance they will just not lean into the romance at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >There's also a chance they will just not lean into the romance at all.
        Impossible, this movie is already set up to encourage audiences to find "competent badass women" as appealing and lovely, it's a very common dynamic now, Mario will undoubtedly be attracted to her. I don't think they'll go too far with their relationship despite that though.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they just couldnt handle peach properly could they
    im never going to get a chance to see a sweet, traditional princess in theaters again

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >why does our animation x game film poster need soul? we can just make it look like any typical live action blockbuster

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sad we'll never get
    >WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This movie will have its release ruined by the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

    Screencap this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This movie will be delayed because of:
      1,4: War in Ukraine
      2,5: Covid
      3,6: Climate Change

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >7
        Mario is too OP

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of romance, isn't it weird how Bowser is apparently not after Peach at all? He's apparently after Mario himself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, best case scenario for Nintendo is they keep making sequels, they'll probably wait and have him develop an interest towards her if anything towards the end of the movie or in 2 as a quick and easy way to make a new plot with him. They're already blowing their load in this film, it'd be nice if they're actually saving some character dynamics between the main cast for later instead of "everyone gets it already lets just do everything now"

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for this to get dubbed in Japanese or Italian.

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