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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love shortstacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whatchu mean

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elizabeth Hurley is 5'8

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought she's 5'4"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well YOU THOUGHT WRONG DUDE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Damn

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    great movie. me and my friend use to imitate every scene

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's saying he and his friends were homos.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it kind of fits with the whole the devil is a beautiful woman in a red dress, it's a cliche / trope / meme whatever you wanna call it but it's constantly depicted in film, even in movies not explicitly about the devil, hell, its even in the matrix it's common, so yeah this is a valid representation of that archetype, thank you for coming to my tard talk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do I like and subscribe?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hit the notification bell

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I took a glance at her filmography and it seems she's never been a good, serious movie, what a pity. Correct me if I'm wrong

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man i jacked off to pictures of her in tv guides A LOT

    • 1 month ago
      Hitman Monaghan

      Before the internet when we had to make due.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        man i jacked off to pictures of her in tv guides A LOT

        I even jerked off to ads for those banner backgrounds you could buy for cellphones with tiny black and white screens, just because it portrayed the profile of woman lying on her back with her breasts in the air

        Imagination is a hell of a drug.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    surprised?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yjk

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        at least one more wound is also oozing haha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        based
        this is how sisters/aunties should be

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically this. Sisters and aunts should teach young boys about sex

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I agree with this and I am literally, genuinely not memeing.
            It would solve a lot problems

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're both so attractive that it doesn't feel wrong somehow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw no elizabeth hurley aunt to teach me about sex as a young man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        uhh aunt liz it's been so hard staying in bed this whole time... i can barely move my arms... i was wonderin if uhhh maybe you could help me with some things...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is the legit the weirdest thing I've ever seen a celebrity post. Honest to God, what the hell did she mean by this?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not even close to the weirdest thing i've seen
          it's pretty normie tier

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She’s probably just pretty low iq anon and didn’t think about how a cutesie pic would look to pervs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can summarize:
          >London has imported diversity
          >Her nephew got culturally enriched via knife to the back
          >The cultural enrichers never got caught because the police were too busy arresting a woman for silently praying, and sending a guy to prison for 2 years for saying "It's OK to be white"
          >her nephew is trying to not get a boner around her

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The apples.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      half of her sex appeal is her accent and her low voice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's how English roses hook you in.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          extraordinary

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          like a jcon without that khazar magic
          does she even have eyebrows?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God bless the English isles.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So hot English women just look like regular American women, got ya.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hurley isn't fat m8.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And she isnt being raped by a group of brown men so she must not be in Europe

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly she looks a lot better as a milf.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've just watched the Sound of Music, and I agree.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Julie Andrews is a goddess though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sits down
      >Procceds to push the skirt as deeply down as possible
      Brendan Fraser keept looking up her skirt, huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Liz wouldn't mind

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She did and does based on what I saw in that WEBM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder all the clothes she wore in the movie were her personal wardrobe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based she owns a school girl outfit because she knows school girls are a guys fantasy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      im finding it hard to focus on school work due to my massive erection

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    male humiliation ritual designed to make you envy satan and want to cut your dick off

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Satanic son fricker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nephew fricker, chud.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this movie made me believe girls could tell you were gay if they kissed you

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Temptation is the main tool used by Satan, and a hot b***h capable of manipulating beta male coomers is exactly the kind of tool that Satan would, and does, use to lead men and dikes onto the path of darkness.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Makes perfect sense.
    I'd do anything Liz Hurley told me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anything? would you suck wiener for her..?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i would definitely suck her wiener, but i am pretty sure she's one of those basic women that doesn't even have one =/

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    u gay?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do I sign?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Devil's got nice panties

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JLH was better

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heh zoomers seething ITT.
    Zoomer trash don't even know what this movie is and were in their nappies when it came out. Pathetic zoomers.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >bong genetics
    >58 years old

    how the FRICK did she get past our wall?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i hate that this looks just like mom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SOURCE (on your mom)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so jealous of people with pretty mommies. What's it like?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          awful. the only good part is inheriting decent looks. the worst is people assuming you are dating an older woman because they saw you both out. oh and the "omg your mom is hot do you ever want to frick her?" comments you get in your teens and 20s

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How is that bad??
            I'd love it if people thought I was dating a pretty mommy
            and we could have long talks at night over a couple homemade mimosas and I'd ask her about her first time and if she touched herself as a girl and where she prefers to be cummed on

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the only good part is inheriting decent looks.
            This isn't even a guarantee
            t. average/ugly looking with hot mom

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >oh and the "omg your mom is hot do you ever want to frick her?" comments you get in your teens and 20s
            The only time I've been genuinely lost for words was when I was like 18 in school and I walked up to this group of guys from my class. As soon as I joined the circle I got a "is YOUR mom a milf? Mine totally is", said in a braggy way, and then someone else chimed in with "oh she definitely isn't" with a look like he was starting a fight with me and expected me to defend my mom's milf status. This was way after American Pie came out so they all definitely knew what the word meant, they were just standing around talking about whether they wanted to frick their moms and whose mom was hottest. I just backed out of the group and went over to my normal buddies.

            I've always been into older women so I've watched my fair share of incest porn to scratch that itch, but talking about your own mom that way? In public, at that? That's just way too weird for me.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that was your opportunity, you could have joined the "motherfrickers" gang and all planned to not only seduce your own mothers, but each other's. you would have been legends in the school and balls deep in liz hurley's clone for years to come.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wrong

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Their moms looked like shit, though. They were just delusional.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                maybe it was a plot to make you start talking about your mother and open up about your fantasies/possible experiences with her or you having seen her in the shower or something.
                you did the right thing by vacating.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mom was a thin, big titted Stacey til menopause. The main problem is their perspective on how nice people are is totally thrown off so they give you pretty useless advice unless you’re also a goddess.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            were you the oddly dumpy daughter of a pretty woman?
            how does this happen, does she want to make herself look better by keeping you plain, or did you feel unable to compete so dressed down, didn't take care of your looks?
            or is your father's side not made up of lookers and your mothers genes skipped you.
            or are you a dude bit write like a girl?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is English your first language?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ironic. the words I used are unknown by an esl/amerimutt.
                you realise that when you state r great grandmother was half scotch irish on your father's side, and 23/75ths polak/czech and 2 parts "persian" per 3 parts mongoloid, you are admitting that you not only are esl, but that the country you live in is founded by esls that had no idea how to speak English and just laced together a bundle of abominable transliterations and errors.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You had the opportunity to try again, and you blew it.
                Keep taking those duolingo lessons though, Americhad obsessed paki.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you state r great
                In English next time, ESL.
                Maybe Google Translate can help you. Or is that what you're using now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i would work so impossibly hard, not unlike sisyphus, to make her pregnant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not unlike sisyphus
        so, you'll never impregnate her?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nose is too bulbous and close to the mouth. Dropped.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      israelite located
      chimp noses are disgusting

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WELL YOU WANNA PLAY GOOD AND YOU HOPE YOU PLAY GOOD AND I THOUGHT WE PLAYED PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >she still has the cheerleader outfit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hey Aunt Liz, I've been really into Brendan Fraser movies lately and I'm thinking of going as him on Halloween... Do you have any ideas for costumes?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ¡REALEMENTE ESTOY HABLANDO ESPANOL!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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