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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gay

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mizra Eller

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird when you remember that Andy drew this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not weird when you realize Ezra forms these weird hypersexual bonds with anyone he seriously befriends or is related to.
      He's posted videos of him massaging his own mother in a vaguely sexual way, it wouldn't surprise me if he was nude in front of the movie director he spent 6 months with making a movie that has been nearly 10 years in the pipeline.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This explained it perfectly for me tbh

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the flash
    >he’s flashing people
    Makes sense

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >running away from a cop car

    Seems appropriate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is he so dark? Barry was blonde and blue eyed and Wally is green eyed ginger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Zack Snyder cast him for Flash

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because it's based on Ezra Miller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ezra is a israelite + Andy loves him

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    poetic

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie star who is on the run from the law for grooming a girl since she was 14 years old and plying her with drugs and running off with her when she turned 18
    >is naked on the cover of a comic for 13 and up kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /pol/tards are always going on and on about "le redpills", well here you go, they're not hiding to you anymore that Hollywood is just one giant pedo sex ring, and you're complaining?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hollywood is just one giant pedo sex ring
        I don't believe this.
        I don't believe it's just one.
        I also don't believe it is everyone in Hollywood.
        Yet there are enough powerful people in these rings and enough abusive producers that people keep it quiet. You get a few cracks in the wall of silence, like the Jeepers Creepers director or even just Harvey preying on 18+ actresses. Though those seem like just controlled burns.
        You also have stuff like Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey and their buddies molesting teens on superhero movie sets. That gets a blip in the media and quickly forgotten.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who could forget that cryptical Spacey video where he was basically sending a message only meant for certain people to understand?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hell, all of House Of Cards was practically a letter from Spacey to the Clintons that he knows their dirty laundry. Not sure how much of a threat it was and how much was just making money from retelling stuff in a fictional setting.
            It is fascinating.
            Also watching Lex Luthor playing Sony Playstation and Vita games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What video?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              "let me be frank"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hello Frank. Let me be Bullwinkle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ironically this is the one time /misc/ is wrong. Ezra did nothing wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rastafari girder throwing police car at him
      >drawn by the movie's director
      it's too perfect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      Thanks for reminding me the shitty dominos tie-in comics for Justice League

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for remind me.
        I forgot which storytime I made it from.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for remind me.
        I forgot which storytime I made it from.

        It was actually Mercedes Bens

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah. Now I remember those tie ins. Makes sense. Also explains why I couldn't find the Dominos die in comic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Amazing how hard they tried to shill JL with as many gimmicks as possible and it STILL flopped.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              well at least WB used to do marketing
              now the movies get nothing until 3 months from release and then they release a trailer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                But what about the Batman popcorn vessel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do women do this? Everything you just wrote is a lie. I can’t even be assed to debunk it anymore because you’re so stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure pal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they met about 4 times since 2016
      >groomed
      You got heya hoya-ed by propaganda

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITS FILTHY FRANK MUDDAFRICKA

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his fricking ugly cheeks oh my god

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much carbon footprint does Tokata’s gut have?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone should ask Greta

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tokata sits down to an all you can eat buffet
          >has four plates
          >How Dare You!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How deep does the rabbit hole go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am so sick of prairie Black folk.
      One tribe getting ass hurt about the und fighting Sioux so they had to change it.
      I'm glad to see that shit happen to those fricks.
      The last big protest of a pipeline left so much shit behind that had to be cleaned up before the river flooded and took all the abandoned cars and shit back into the river they were claiming to be protectors of.
      Fricking fire water drinkers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Youth Council there just spoke out in support of Ezra and Tokata

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did DC end up getting called out for this on Twitter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a pretty fun cover, though.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ass not big enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will never believe THAT is fricking the tusked walrus that is tokata

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Miller Scandal Update: Ezra Miller is caught having sex with a rubber Flash doll which he believes gives him sexual powers!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, since when do lusty women read comics?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >running away naked from cops
    Incredible what a perfect cover

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The timing of the release of it has to be intentional

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they cancel this prequel comic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was delayed to be closer to the movie after it got moved
      It's slated for September release now

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >grommed an ugly fat sheboon injun... thing
    Seriously, the guy have some weird fetishes
    >with that twink next door guy face
    Double weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >twink next door guy
      He looks more like a fusion between handsome squidward and Michael Jackson

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Anon is right, Ezra has a slight dorky aw shucks quality to his face, it's what makes him believable playing a nerd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He is actually handsome

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah he's not famous for his magnificent acting skills

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Holy frick... i want to turn him into a onahole....

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How someone so handsome can ruin his life so easily?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's been seemingly open in speaking about how fricked up he is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Poor guy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >guy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                molested as a kid and off his meds.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://bleedingcool.com/comics/dc-comics-pull-listings-for-andy-muschiettis-ezra-miller-flash-cover/

    DC Comics Pulls Listing For Andy Muschietti's Ezra Miller Flash Cover
    Posted on June 17, 2022 by Rich Johnston

    Anyway, the comic listing appeared in everyone's DC Comics September 2022 solicitation articles earlier today. However, the listing has now been pulled from some, including Comics Beat without editorial note, and from Newsarama without editorial note. Bleeding Cool, of course, was not even asked. CBR still has the listing up, as well as an article about the comic book being rescheduled for September. but has removed the offending cover, for now. Will that last the night? And what about the Lunar Distribution exclusive distribution listing for the comic book, will they also be edited? Here is the listing as it currently stands. Let's see where we are in the morning. Bleeding Cool has reached out to DC Comics representatives without response.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That site falsely reported that the comic itself was cancelled when it just got moved a few months back after the movie itself moved to June 2023 lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based DC Comics ignoring cancel culture homosexuals.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else wish they could lick Ezra's sweaty cheeks? just me?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather be groomed by a gay pedo than live on a reservation

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JL suit or the new suit?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is just doing his best to ignore Barry is right there, and naked. Odds are he'll just walk away still pretending Barry's not there when Girder is beaten.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like to believe that this is the one case of the Superman curse working in our favor since the idiots at WB decided to have Superman killed offscreen as a baby.

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