>here's your Hercules, bro

>here's your Hercules, bro

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cool. Looks like a chad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >jew
      >chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. They are the master race.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post nose.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks photoshopped. His head is huge and a proportional fit for Herc, but his body is so lanky and thin. When he inevitably gets put on gear for the role he's gonna look like a fricking balloon person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks one of the chosen people will be forced to work out and take steroids for a role

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was playing a live action version of the cartoon but turns out he cameo'd in the new Thor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow he looks even worse than I thought.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the demigod that has giving me problems I've been talking about

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Racial consciousness means keking at this while everyone else in the theater is like wow he looks so cool

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Theatre goers might be able to 'see' it. I only see magazines and 30 yo writers going '10 reasons Brett Goldstein looks absolutely gorgeous as Hercules'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pure Cg even

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's probably gonna work the frick out between now and his next appearance. The Indian guy in Eternals got roided up for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but it'll be weird seeing him (5'10") next to Chris (6'3") when Herc is in fact taller than Thor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He looks gross though

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is your new action hero phenotype brah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10"
    >Hercules
    no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      greeks are tiny hairy people
      like poor hobbits

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Except Marvel Herc is taller than Thor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >another redhead bites the dust
          why they always target redheads in hollywood?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who's the guy wearing Cyclops glasses?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wonder Man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wonder Man/Simon Williams

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wonder Man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stark doesn't belong in that class

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not anymore, but it used to, that comic panel is from the 60s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ancient greeks were chads who loved physical fitness, you pleb.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pay your taxes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so? they were still 4'3

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They can't risk creating another Sorbo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jews love Sorbo though

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved him since SuperBob, perfect casting

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    geez is his name really brett goldstein?
    at least take a stage name fricks sake

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has the shoulders of a woman.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too white for a greek

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient Greeks Gods were actually African Nubian Kings. This has been proven. Why can't they be finding a POC to play Hercules?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That guy looks white to you?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like twerpules
    gottem
    gottem

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cool. Looks like a chad.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most of you are moronic for thinking you know anything about anything regarding myth-accurate characters because of your MCU standards. Especially Heracles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rock already played mythical Greek Heracles, this is MCU Heracles or modern American myth

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This was the most built guy in the 60s

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      80s Herc was best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hercules was only a cameo role in that movie. they didn´t want to upstage the main character

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The main character was tall but obviously wiry, especially in the tunic he wears. I know he's supposed to be cunning but isn't hard to upstage in physique department

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if only he waited

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rocks don't have buttholes

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of people laughed at my cinema when he appeared, felt bad for him tbh

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only know him for his Films To Be Buried With podcast and when he was in Uncle. Surprised he made it big, his voice is quite grating.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well he looks greek at least

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