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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cover of this vhs in the video rental store always freaked me out as a kid. I never saw the film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be scared of cover at video store as a kid
      >watch it years later and it turns out it's just moronic
      Name your movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Any of the asian ghost movies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This lol. I also think it was on DVD right as I was getting on the internet and seeing shit like anne.jpg or clips of the grudge pretty regularly so that's probably a big part of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same, and the fact that they placed the horror movies section next to the erotic movies section didnt help either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was a movie about demonic rape.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I always the thought the coroner ate Jason's heart because it looked like barbecue. Is it actually explained why he did that? Was it some magical temptation shit? That wouldn't too far off considering how fantastical and off the wall the movie is with it's premise.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking kek at bbq heart

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey anon, tbf the scene preceding it shows Jason getting cooked like Brisket and since the heart is a muscle containing mostly meat, I can't blame him. Never get to work hungry, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no you called it right the first time, my homie thought it was some bbq and dove in

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen all the Friday movies a hundred times except for this one. I haven't even watched it once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jason 9 has supernatural shit going on with it. His spirit possessed bodies to go on killing it's really stupid
      The best scenes are the opening and the end with Freddy Krueger's glove pulling down Jason's Hockey Mask.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The best scenes are the opening
        >fbi handles jason

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was hot too.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of few Jason movies with good characters

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the black bounty hunter guy, but otherwise it was a shit ripoff of The Hidden

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Almost got a Creighton Duke spin off of it hadn’t been a lawsuit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steven Williams looks like a dried up skeleton in 2022, why bother now with this? Oh right, they'll just cast some insufferable frick like Donald Glover and the series or whatever will have no other connection to Jason so it will be worthless. Can't wait.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The beginning is cool

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We need a direct sequel to park VI.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, I...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was pretty good, but I want something better.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    part*
    Yeah Park VI: Bobandis Edition

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is my first Jason film. I only remember seeing breasts. Oh and some guy eating Jason’s heart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i like this one because the other jason movies are too boring and samey. i don't have the nostalgia goggles most people who are fans of them do. although it does lift it's plot from a better movie i think the characters in goes to hell have more depth and are actually entertaining to watch

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is very good overall & underrated.

    Pros!
    > Most mature well acted cast of the franchise. Lead male is slightly endearingly dorky but very likable.
    > Solid final girl.
    > Duke is cool & mysterious.
    > Great Jason make up & stature, he is imposing as frick.
    > Best gore of the series.
    > Has among the 3 best sex scene of the series.
    > Great opening.
    > Great finale.
    > Great diner shootout.
    > Solid score.

    Cons!
    > Duke is underused.
    > Jason's outfit is generic.
    > The claws that drag Jason to hell look kinda cheap.
    > Not enough Jason.
    > Jason looking exactly like he did when he was killed after being resurrected through Diana's body is weird. Should have brought him back like he looked in P3 without any battle damage.
    > Weird shaving scene.

    Things that some people will like & some will hate!
    > It's a fricking great body swapping horror film but that is not what one wants from a F13 film.

    What I would have done different within reason...
    > Never have Diana's body be moved to the Voorhees house. Have the morgue be built into the police station and so when CampbellJason attacks the police station he resurrects himself there and so the whole diner massacre sequence has him in his traditional Jason body.

  13. 2 years ago
    Black anon

    How can I watch the Friday the 13th series?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black anon
      Steal it.

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