My older brother used to treat me like shit and when he graduated, before moving out, started wearing the dumbest shit imaginable, looked like a total queer. One day me and a friend were on my porch getting high and he came out and we just started laughing uncontrollably and it was so satisfying because you could tell on his face that his feelings were really hurt when he just walked away. One of the most satisfying moments of my life.
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my wiener because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
It's not so much that they dominate, it's that they are easier to sway. White men are the group least influenced by going "here's a white man" vote for him, you had to appeal to what they want, unfortunately, that's why they are now ignored politically. You can exploit every other group by simply dangling to race or sex, almost prominent female politician uses her vag as a platform.
>because they are the voting block that dominates america and it trickles down from that into everything
Many women wise up when the stop bleeding midlife and realise their lives are fricked because of the shit they lapped up telling them they were strong independent wimmen or they are just taxed enough to know the same people screaming about the precious vegana are the same people who want to tax everything out of existence and ruin their lives more than that divorce because kramer Vs kramer was so topical did. >tldr many women wise up when they get older and don't; fall for the feminist lefty shit
Because every religion depicts their ultimate deity as a male. The only people who refer to God as a woman are atheists and feminists out of resentment, not genuine belief.
Because He created something. If the Bible said God was sitting on the couch watching reality tv while scrolling through Instagram on an iPhone, and complaining that someone else’s reality didn’t cater enough to minorities, then sure I would assume God was a woman.
Obviously it was influenced by older mythologies, even on the resurrection part and the virgin birth I think.
But it differentiates itself in terms of ethics.
No other mythology that I know of is so hostile towards sex.
It's an interesting phenomenon, maybe Christianity was designed as a mind virus to make Europeans go extinct.
Yeah and the fates are the three phases of the moon, young(crescent), full(adult) and waning(old)
It all comes from the proto indo Europeans and farmers the three way goddess was feminine and incorporated into the masculine deus pater figure
Roughly speaking
From the moment they call him the father though, they do give him that property.
Besides it wouldn't be the first time they ascribe gender onto metaphysics, the pythagoreans did this with numbers
>Dude what if every relationship we show is either interracial or gay >Dude what if we gender swap characters to be women >Dude what if we absolutely fill every episode to the brim with black women
This show is for unironic homosexuals and black women. Anyone who praises the show or likes it is a pleb redditor
I once read a ridiculous New Age book on spirituality that was free on kindle unlimited that said angels wings don't directly attach to their bodies for this specific purpose. It's hilarious to me that this was something the dude thought about and actually put in his book. First of all, that's not what angels look like outside of pop culture. Second, even if they did, why would a non-corporeal being have to worry about something like that? Third, if I was an angel, I wouldn't wear clothes. I'd walk around everywhere showing off my exquisite angel physique and enormous angel wiener. Angels have huge wieners. Even the girl angels.
in dc theyre not coomers they dont really have sex but theyre gay as frick like they sleep naked and spoon other males angels because its always platonic?
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>in dc theyre not coomers they dont really have sex
Fallen angels having sex is completely scripturally sound. If that's a DC thing, that's only a DC thing. Even if you don't consider Enoch canonical, the Watchers and Nephilim are directly referenced in Genesis. I've heard excuses that "Sons of God" did not mean angels in this context, but they make no sense. If it referred to israelites, there weren't any yet. This was before the time of Abraham and God had chosen no one as His people, least of all whoever created the Nephilim which he sent a flood to eradicate.
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okay i dont give a shit about that but in the sandman god puts two angels in charge of hell while lucifer is away and they just lie around in bed naked together
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cute
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Anonymous
>Fallen angels having sex is completely scripturally sound.
It's not. Nephilim just means "giants" and was translated as "giants" for centuries. There is no reason to assume those giants have to be supernatural or more specifically the offspring of an angel and a woman. That whole backstory relies on extrascriptural texts and isn't that far fetched tbh, but it still is only a speculation that has been cemented by pop culture as the one, true meaning of nephilim. It completely disregards that the word nephilim appears outside of genesis in a very mundane context, too, that in no way suggests that they are related to angels or anything like that.
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>There is no reason to assume those giants have to be supernatural or more specifically the offspring of an angel and a woman
The idea that they were actual giants is not really relevant, it directly refers to them as heroes of old and men of great renown, so the idea that they were actual giants has always seemed dumb to me. The point is that they were born to "the Sons of God". To me, that sounds like Angels, or specifically fallen angels. And Justin Martyr, Origen, Clement of Alexandria, and Eusebius all concur with this interpretation. >When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with[a] humans forever, for they are mortal[b]; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” >The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.
>i'm so fricking tired bros.......
Reject movies and tv made before 2012
Read books, comics and manga made before 2012.
I am doing this, with some exceptions, and I feel fine. If I could manage to steer clear of threads like these I would be quite serene. What do I care if they made a moving pictures out of my favorite comic book of all time. An adaption is not the crown achievement, the source is.
not him, but uuuuuh >this omniscient >omnipotenet >top guy in the whole world supposedly >has a dick
seems kinda redundant, why would god have a penis? to frick whom? all of us I guess, haha
>maybe because He is referred to as "He" in the Bible?
Maybe it's refered to "He" because you absolute mongoloid dead brain GOY brain cannot understand that the person who translated the Bible to English was a drooling moron? You think G-d himself just materialize the Bible in front of a British king? Fricking goyim
if god is real then I unironically hope it's a female (or even better a hermaphrodite) just so that I can enjoy the salt from all the religious fanatics, would be 10/10 kino
This is why the casting for sandman is so moronic. It just looks like an old woman, Gabriel in Constantine looked exactly like lucifer in the comic, there's no way they couldn't find androgenous women or twink men that look like bowie in fricking england, frick gaiman.
That's a different take on the same character. Lucifer was modelled after David Bowie in Sandman. The Wikipedia for Sandman says Gaiman asked him to look like Bowie "at the time", but if that's what they were going for it was... Really, really off base. It looks like 60s era Bowie. In the 90s Bowie usually had a neatly cropped (and, tbh honest, pretty classically devilish) short hairstyle, or straight long hair.
>compares 2 blond adroygnous females that are from the same vertigo titles
did your mother cancel your runescape subscription or something why the frick are you so angry you moist fart
This would flow a lot better read like >Most beautiful, most wise and most powerful of the heavenly host.
Why did they let the diversity hires do the writing? This reads like an edgy jr high writing assignment. Does the whole show sound like this?
I haven`t finished it yet but i just made it to chapter 5 and boy, that`s one of the worst things i`ve seen on television in a while, even by Netflix standards. Like, 75% of the episode takes place on this dinner and boils down to repressed sexual urges. I get that the point of the episode was to show that without dreams humans would be reduced to the most basic self destructive kind of animal; the episode is very in your face about that (i mean it explicitly spell it out for the audience just in case they are moronic) but the execution of that concept is just terrible. I don`t know if this is in the comic in any form, i`ve only read a few issues and i get some of the changes i`ve seen (like Johanna constantine episode) are probably due to lack of rights or budget issues but this was something else... a real, GoT tier drop in quality i did no see coming and since the show`s been average at best that`s really not a good thing. Then again at least the cinematography was decent enough (unlike some recent Disney SW show that will remain unnamed) but i can`t honestly recommend it so far for anything except that and some VFXs.
there's something really "off" about the tone of these recent "serious" comic book adaptations. i'm talking about this, american gods (not a comic book, i know), preacher and the boys.
they feel like some kind of surreal absurdist comedy, something like utopia i guess, but unintentional. just incompetence and nonsense writing and directing.
with preacher in particular, i remember when watching an episode about them being besieged in a church, i was so taken aback by how silly and moronic everything was, i became convinced that they're going to reveal it was a dream or something at some point before the episode's end, except they never did. the most moronic and goofy scenes happened and they played it straight. i was expected to just accept that the moronation i had watched was supposed to be the unironic plot of the episode
well i did read them as a teenager, but that's not what i mean. mediocre, edgy, cringy, dumb, i expected all that. but the tone of them is just so fricking bizarre and inappropriate it weirds me out
I think the problem is that these shows all have a hundred producers, who all pitch in what they think are marketable plot points. The writing staff, which was hired purely off nepotism, then has the impossible job of stringing the producers' mandates together into a sequence of scenes. Since the writers were hired based on who they know rather than what they know, they do a worse job of this than should be possible.
Luckily the average person has no memory, so none of this really matters. The only thing that matters is the effectiveness of one's advertising campaign.
Can confirm.
Shows like these are typically a Frankenstein stitching of a hundred different inputs from a bunch of people. Priority tends to become just getting the show to go from point A to point B than actually making something quality.
Just fyi, your 3 layers of ironic desire to have the show turn to the audience and wink is everything wrong with modern cinema. Even the most ridiculous premises must be played straight, unless the point is that they arent.
Should've been Debicki if they couldn't get Tilda to play another genderbent (but they're genderless/shapeshifters/no in their true form) fallen angel in the DC Universe.
I knew about black death
after few minutes I realized there be more blacks than I expected
gender swapped John Constantine did no surprise me
pronounce the name so that it rhymes with "asinine"? Ok I guess
but when they too his astra guilty conscience story and turned her black..
Constantine has canonicaly rhymed with 'asinine' for a long time. I can't tell you if it was Delano or Moore or Ennis but it was very very early on in the character's lifespan if not always from the very start.
>gender swapped John
That's just a copyright issue. >but when they too his astra guilty conscience story and turned her black..
They did that in his solo show and Legends as well.
Honestly, this story was kino. I was hatewatching up to this point, even in the first half of this very episode with the Black person Death. I assume I'll go back to hating it after this.
of course it's the friendship of 2 men that give us the the only material worth watching
None of the characters are important to the story because there is no story. Just watch episode 6 for Hob's stuff and ignore the rest since it isn't worth your time.
None of the characters are important to the story because there is no story. Just watch episode 6 for Hob's stuff and ignore the rest since it isn't worth your time.
He doesn't show up anymore in season one, but he matters in later comics, so if we get more seasons, he might.
>In “Sunday Mourning”, Hob attends a Renaissance festival with his African-American girlfriend Guenevere and reminisces guiltily about the slave trade
Oh Netflix will definitely bring him back
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B-but the based chuds told me the comic wasn’t woke at all wtf. I hate dc now
Thats literally what happened though. Yahweh, "God", is just the god of the israelites. You pray to the israelite god you make the israelites more powerful.
Considering that Lucifer is basically supposed to be a pretty boy I wonder why didn't they just cast a somewhat passing troony with an androgynous look instead of the chick who literally played an ugly girl on GOT
>main villains are a gay nightmare and ever changing they/them creature
well i never thought of it as that, although i feel like desire isnt really much of a villain if you havnt read overture
Planning on reading Overture soon, art looks great on that one. Not sure what happens there to justify the shit they do in the main series. Villain or no, they’re definitely the main antagonist.
oh the ending is very satisfying because it ends as page 1 of sandman starts (yeah overture i know) BUT IT REALLY DOES CEMENT THE WHOLE FRICKED up idea of what desire is
>Lucifer show, not even blonde, there's even an in joke within the show that's he supposed to be one >Female Constantine because hack Abrams still moving forward with the black Constantine movie
>Female Constantine because hack Abrams still moving forward with the black Constantine movie
It's actually a Justice League Dark series for HBO Max, but based Zaslav will likely axe it. Nothing concrete has been announced, and it doesn't sound like a project that fits with his vision for an audience driven DCEU. I would not be at all surprised if it ends up being another casualty
It took him 5 or so seasons to really get into the groove and actually hit a good note with the character. Even then, he was always too snarky and jokey (even though it was funny). I like him, but he could have been way better cast. Needed someone more beautiful and actually intimidating/otherworldly. Because half the show he's been a goof and the other half is characters talking about how horrifically evil and scary he is.
i voted for donald trump twice and in my opinion they stole the election from him in 2020, and i think shes fine as lucifer. pretty good show so far about half way finished with it
of all the homosexualry to complain about in ~~*gaiman's*~~ work you pick the most illiterate opinion. angels, even the fallen, are genderless. movies and tv tend to portray satan as a male because it's le sexy badass. if anything you should be complaining that this b***h is too ugly to be androgynous.
So that's why that "I am hope" line felt so cheesy and dumb, they were supposed to be doing it at a goofy hell comedy club or something. How out of touch with the source material do you have to be turn that into some kind of serious epic battle scene?
goddamn morpheus looks like such shit in the comics, that artstyle is kind of annoying in general and he's the epitome of it. more dramatic lines than man, head doesn't fit body, no eyes, way too hard trying to look cool
Wait I thought Cinemaphile had turned into radical christian nationalists. Why would they be mad that Lucifer looks like a pussy? Oh wait, y'all are some b***h ass cucks.
They have Johanna in the past and the present, but it's implied they're different people since she doesn't recognize Dream, but they're played by the same actress.
>here's your lucifer bro
trying to associate with current thing but completely failing to understand current thing because current thing is referring a retro thing before its time that it does not understand.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND STILL THE SFX LOOK LIKE UTTER DOGSHIT, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? AHAHAHAHAAHAH
I recently read the first few issues of the comic and noticed the hellfire club reference...was that thing in the 80s? immediately made think of Stranger Things....87 boomer gay btw
my brother bought one these jackets, fricking cringe
>jackets
thats called a jersey you fricking moron
My older brother used to treat me like shit and when he graduated, before moving out, started wearing the dumbest shit imaginable, looked like a total queer. One day me and a friend were on my porch getting high and he came out and we just started laughing uncontrollably and it was so satisfying because you could tell on his face that his feelings were really hurt when he just walked away. One of the most satisfying moments of my life.
nice blog post you fricking queer, no one asked.
Shut your mouth you miserable pussy. I can post whatever the frick I want
not around me you can't, not having it. simple as.
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my wiener because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
I'm trans btw
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An eye for an eye leaved the whole world blind gay. I hate my brother but I don't embarrass him in front of my friends
why are we pretending that old white women look good now?
>dude what if God is a woman
>no dude what if God AND the Devil are both women
>whoa dude
because they are the voting block that dominates america and it trickles down from that into everything
English please
It's not so much that they dominate, it's that they are easier to sway. White men are the group least influenced by going "here's a white man" vote for him, you had to appeal to what they want, unfortunately, that's why they are now ignored politically. You can exploit every other group by simply dangling to race or sex, almost prominent female politician uses her vag as a platform.
If that was true Hillary would have won
She won the popular vote
That's boomers.
>because they are the voting block that dominates america and it trickles down from that into everything
Many women wise up when the stop bleeding midlife and realise their lives are fricked because of the shit they lapped up telling them they were strong independent wimmen or they are just taxed enough to know the same people screaming about the precious vegana are the same people who want to tax everything out of existence and ruin their lives more than that divorce because kramer Vs kramer was so topical did.
>tldr many women wise up when they get older and don't; fall for the feminist lefty shit
>alright but what if EVERYTHING and EVERYONE was a woman or gay?
>ai'ght but WOT IF EVERYONE un EVERYTHING wuz A TRANS LESBO NEGRESS?!
> now thats some ROIGHT propa thinkin’ BAWS
> wez gonna make milliunz!
>OH you GAWT a LIOcense FOR DAT POIST!?
This is unironically what women and israelites want for us all.
why did you even assume God is a man in the first place?
Because every religion depicts their ultimate deity as a male. The only people who refer to God as a woman are atheists and feminists out of resentment, not genuine belief.
Because He created something. If the Bible said God was sitting on the couch watching reality tv while scrolling through Instagram on an iPhone, and complaining that someone else’s reality didn’t cater enough to minorities, then sure I would assume God was a woman.
God isn't a person, why should he have a gender in the first place?
>why should HE
That's why, simple as.
Made Adam in his image. Simple as.
Because he is.
Because women are inferior as frick and have the reasoning abilities of children.
Bro, go get pussy
>a wild eunuch appears
Whiteknighting for b***hes just makes you another b***h, you castrated homosexual.
Because He is in the source material?
>source material
Yeah . . . you're right. Why would I think anything is gonna be good.
Because he's the Father, and the father has a Son
All of this is symbolic so human minds can understand it.
The father is the son basically and also the holy ghost.
Three facets if the same entity.
So it's just like the Fates. Christianity steals from other mythology once again.
Obviously it was influenced by older mythologies, even on the resurrection part and the virgin birth I think.
But it differentiates itself in terms of ethics.
No other mythology that I know of is so hostile towards sex.
It's an interesting phenomenon, maybe Christianity was designed as a mind virus to make Europeans go extinct.
Yeah and the fates are the three phases of the moon, young(crescent), full(adult) and waning(old)
It all comes from the proto indo Europeans and farmers the three way goddess was feminine and incorporated into the masculine deus pater figure
Roughly speaking
From the moment they call him the father though, they do give him that property.
Besides it wouldn't be the first time they ascribe gender onto metaphysics, the pythagoreans did this with numbers
Made man in his image (Adam). The first female was made from Adam's rib, not in God's image.
What if God was gay and Chinese?
uhh mr. million you should stick to producing, leave the jokes to the professionals
Yeah but also sounded like a celebrity with an easily impersonated accent
Hell yeah dude nyehnyehnyehnyeh
chinese morgan freeman
that 2004 quality tv grade fake beard jesus fricking christ
>Dude what if every relationship we show is either interracial or gay
>Dude what if we gender swap characters to be women
>Dude what if we absolutely fill every episode to the brim with black women
This show is for unironic homosexuals and black women. Anyone who praises the show or likes it is a pleb redditor
Imagine applying human concepts to beings we cannot even truly comprehend. Lucifer has had hermaphrodite concepts applied to him for ages.
Looking like a twink maybe, but looking like a chick?
Angels are genderless, taking artistic liberties when depicting them in works of entertainment should be expected.
Kek
>what if God was one of us
>just a slob like one of us
>just a stranger among us
>trying to make his way home
>>just a stranger among us
sus
They should've just kept Tom Ellis
Tom Ellis is worse
He's a panties dropper at least
How do you pull the
t shirt over the wings?
I once read a ridiculous New Age book on spirituality that was free on kindle unlimited that said angels wings don't directly attach to their bodies for this specific purpose. It's hilarious to me that this was something the dude thought about and actually put in his book. First of all, that's not what angels look like outside of pop culture. Second, even if they did, why would a non-corporeal being have to worry about something like that? Third, if I was an angel, I wouldn't wear clothes. I'd walk around everywhere showing off my exquisite angel physique and enormous angel wiener. Angels have huge wieners. Even the girl angels.
coomcuck drivel
>angels aren't degenerate coomers
Tell that to the Watchers
in dc theyre not coomers they dont really have sex but theyre gay as frick like they sleep naked and spoon other males angels because its always platonic?
>in dc theyre not coomers they dont really have sex
Fallen angels having sex is completely scripturally sound. If that's a DC thing, that's only a DC thing. Even if you don't consider Enoch canonical, the Watchers and Nephilim are directly referenced in Genesis. I've heard excuses that "Sons of God" did not mean angels in this context, but they make no sense. If it referred to israelites, there weren't any yet. This was before the time of Abraham and God had chosen no one as His people, least of all whoever created the Nephilim which he sent a flood to eradicate.
okay i dont give a shit about that but in the sandman god puts two angels in charge of hell while lucifer is away and they just lie around in bed naked together
cute
>Fallen angels having sex is completely scripturally sound.
It's not. Nephilim just means "giants" and was translated as "giants" for centuries. There is no reason to assume those giants have to be supernatural or more specifically the offspring of an angel and a woman. That whole backstory relies on extrascriptural texts and isn't that far fetched tbh, but it still is only a speculation that has been cemented by pop culture as the one, true meaning of nephilim. It completely disregards that the word nephilim appears outside of genesis in a very mundane context, too, that in no way suggests that they are related to angels or anything like that.
>There is no reason to assume those giants have to be supernatural or more specifically the offspring of an angel and a woman
The idea that they were actual giants is not really relevant, it directly refers to them as heroes of old and men of great renown, so the idea that they were actual giants has always seemed dumb to me. The point is that they were born to "the Sons of God". To me, that sounds like Angels, or specifically fallen angels. And Justin Martyr, Origen, Clement of Alexandria, and Eusebius all concur with this interpretation.
>When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with[a] humans forever, for they are mortal[b]; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.”
>The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.
>cooming is le bad
Tell that to the Holy Spirit. Mary was 13 btw. God is a pervert
Are you moronic, trolling, or just gay for Tom Ellis Lucifer which is nothing like Caiman and Carey's Lucifer?
What the frick is this?
Is this a photoshop?
i'm so fricking tired bros.......
>i'm so fricking tired bros.......
Reject movies and tv made before 2012
Read books, comics and manga made before 2012.
I am doing this, with some exceptions, and I feel fine. If I could manage to steer clear of threads like these I would be quite serene. What do I care if they made a moving pictures out of my favorite comic book of all time. An adaption is not the crown achievement, the source is.
frick I meant made after 2012
>
At least they put some effort into making her look androgynous here instead of just having a woman with short hair
>put some effort
That's just Tilda Swinton being herself.
What is it with that chick and playing and angels or whatever?
>why did you even assume God is a man in the first place?
I dunno, maybe because He is referred to as "He" in the Bible?
not him, but uuuuuh
>this omniscient
>omnipotenet
>top guy in the whole world supposedly
>has a dick
seems kinda redundant, why would god have a penis? to frick whom? all of us I guess, haha
>the FATHER
>the son
>the holy spirit
>maybe because He is referred to as "He" in the Bible?
Maybe it's refered to "He" because you absolute mongoloid dead brain GOY brain cannot understand that the person who translated the Bible to English was a drooling moron? You think G-d himself just materialize the Bible in front of a British king? Fricking goyim
You are aware even in the most esoteric kabbalistic beliefs God is depicted as a "male" deity.
Ayn is genderless
the Catechism is pretty clear on this. God is neither male nor female. People are acting outraged because it's Cinemaphile and women are ... le bad!
The fact that this needs to be said about a non-corporeal being says a lot about people
those are both different actresses you donut
if god is real then I unironically hope it's a female (or even better a hermaphrodite) just so that I can enjoy the salt from all the religious fanatics, would be 10/10 kino
Woah I never thought about it that way, would be so friggin wholesome big chungus, you should post this to your reddit account xir!
you guys sound really mad
Now THAT is some epic trolling.
You win the internets today good sir.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
next level troll, surprised we don't have a group of us call out these posts fellow frens?
I wanna put a baby in christ-chan
This is why the casting for sandman is so moronic. It just looks like an old woman, Gabriel in Constantine looked exactly like lucifer in the comic, there's no way they couldn't find androgenous women or twink men that look like bowie in fricking england, frick gaiman.
>Bowie?
I thought he looked like this
That's a different take on the same character. Lucifer was modelled after David Bowie in Sandman. The Wikipedia for Sandman says Gaiman asked him to look like Bowie "at the time", but if that's what they were going for it was... Really, really off base. It looks like 60s era Bowie. In the 90s Bowie usually had a neatly cropped (and, tbh honest, pretty classically devilish) short hairstyle, or straight long hair.
Sheesh, Looks like a troony
I mean, that's kind of the point. It's supposed to convey androgyny
Bowie.
that wasnt lucifer that was the snob
an angel who was made to watch over earth although i can see why you thought it was lucifer
>that wasnt lucifer
nobody said it was you worthless moron
>compares 2 blond adroygnous females that are from the same vertigo titles
did your mother cancel your runescape subscription or something why the frick are you so angry you moist fart
thom yorke look like THAT?!
Why is Tilda Swinton so kino?
I want to be pegged by both of these andro-white women holy shit
have a nice day homosexual scum
Everything new is new again.
Again.
step on me mommy
She's hot as Lucifer, deal with it chuds
>She's hot
Nah.
I actually sort of agree. I want her to bully me and I am not even into that.
>She's hot as Lucifer, deal with it chuds
eh nah
What a dumpy b***h
Ron Weasley?
Look likes hell so it checks out,
>lucifer
Old grandma instead of some androgynous homosexual...im disappoint negflix
Brienne has not aged well
>the most beautiful
He looks like he ate a bee.
Why does he have a fat face?
Bongs are literally piefaced
This would flow a lot better read like
>Most beautiful, most wise and most powerful of the heavenly host.
Why did they let the diversity hires do the writing? This reads like an edgy jr high writing assignment. Does the whole show sound like this?
Golden Girls took a weird turn in the later seasons.
golden girls was actually entertaining.
did Dalle2 generate that image?
why does her shirt look photoshopped
Women make anything cool, uncool.
Is the show worth it?
Sadly, no.
Too much pozz added for the sake of adding pozz.
I haven`t finished it yet but i just made it to chapter 5 and boy, that`s one of the worst things i`ve seen on television in a while, even by Netflix standards. Like, 75% of the episode takes place on this dinner and boils down to repressed sexual urges. I get that the point of the episode was to show that without dreams humans would be reduced to the most basic self destructive kind of animal; the episode is very in your face about that (i mean it explicitly spell it out for the audience just in case they are moronic) but the execution of that concept is just terrible. I don`t know if this is in the comic in any form, i`ve only read a few issues and i get some of the changes i`ve seen (like Johanna constantine episode) are probably due to lack of rights or budget issues but this was something else... a real, GoT tier drop in quality i did no see coming and since the show`s been average at best that`s really not a good thing. Then again at least the cinematography was decent enough (unlike some recent Disney SW show that will remain unnamed) but i can`t honestly recommend it so far for anything except that and some VFXs.
The fan film did it better
>I don`t know if this is in the comic in any form
Yes.
Should’ve gone with Debicki
>Debicki will never EVER be your late '90s GF
does she still get work?
she’s in the next two seasons of the crown
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TYPE OUT THIS AND PRESS POST? I COULD HAVE LIVED HAPPIER NOT REALIZING DEBICKI WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PERFECT GENDER SWAPPED LUCIFER
FRICK YOU MY LIFE IS RUINED
there's something really "off" about the tone of these recent "serious" comic book adaptations. i'm talking about this, american gods (not a comic book, i know), preacher and the boys.
they feel like some kind of surreal absurdist comedy, something like utopia i guess, but unintentional. just incompetence and nonsense writing and directing.
with preacher in particular, i remember when watching an episode about them being besieged in a church, i was so taken aback by how silly and moronic everything was, i became convinced that they're going to reveal it was a dream or something at some point before the episode's end, except they never did. the most moronic and goofy scenes happened and they played it straight. i was expected to just accept that the moronation i had watched was supposed to be the unironic plot of the episode
You must not have noticed how mediocre the comics were.
well i did read them as a teenager, but that's not what i mean. mediocre, edgy, cringy, dumb, i expected all that. but the tone of them is just so fricking bizarre and inappropriate it weirds me out
Filtered
I think the problem is that these shows all have a hundred producers, who all pitch in what they think are marketable plot points. The writing staff, which was hired purely off nepotism, then has the impossible job of stringing the producers' mandates together into a sequence of scenes. Since the writers were hired based on who they know rather than what they know, they do a worse job of this than should be possible.
Luckily the average person has no memory, so none of this really matters. The only thing that matters is the effectiveness of one's advertising campaign.
Can confirm.
Shows like these are typically a Frankenstein stitching of a hundred different inputs from a bunch of people. Priority tends to become just getting the show to go from point A to point B than actually making something quality.
Diversity hires everywhere means the quality has fallen off a cliff face.
Preacher fricking sucked, I couldn't stand any of the actors in the show, they're all terrible.
Just fyi, your 3 layers of ironic desire to have the show turn to the audience and wink is everything wrong with modern cinema. Even the most ridiculous premises must be played straight, unless the point is that they arent.
the boys was always supposed to be edgy and in your face
you got filtered. simple as
sometimes people don't realise how simple it is
Should've been Debicki if they couldn't get Tilda to play another genderbent (but they're genderless/shapeshifters/no in their true form) fallen angel in the DC Universe.
hmm
>the devil is a literal troon
cant make this shit up
This is a truly ugly. . . uh, man?
I knew about black death
after few minutes I realized there be more blacks than I expected
gender swapped John Constantine did no surprise me
pronounce the name so that it rhymes with "asinine"? Ok I guess
but when they too his astra guilty conscience story and turned her black..
I am tired
Constantine has canonicaly rhymed with 'asinine' for a long time. I can't tell you if it was Delano or Moore or Ennis but it was very very early on in the character's lifespan if not always from the very start.
oh fug, I've been pronouncing it wrong.
All Americans do.
No it's Constanteen, don't listen to the burgers or you'll be pronouncing 'c' as 'see' and 'nuclear' as 'nucular'.
in literally the first or second issue of hellblazer John is on the phone and says " Constantine, rhymes with wine"
>gender swapped John
That's just a copyright issue.
>but when they too his astra guilty conscience story and turned her black..
They did that in his solo show and Legends as well.
I can literally hear the 3 days grace blasting
They actually nailed it this time. Ugly and androgynous. Except for the moronic wings and gay shirt.
>here's your lucifer bro
A troony homosexual, that makes sense.
Satan is a gay troony, that's why all satanists are gay homosexuals who molest kids and frick animals.
moron doesn’t understand Hermetic Yin and Yang
Shut the frick up shlomo
Don't give Black folk clue's. Do not cast pearl to swine.
>/x/chizo drivel
>pearls
lel
She aged like milk.
Frick Rian Johnson.
Honestly, this story was kino. I was hatewatching up to this point, even in the first half of this very episode with the Black person Death. I assume I'll go back to hating it after this.
of course it's the friendship of 2 men that give us the the only material worth watching
homosexual as frick interaction from 2 guys that look like they rape kids.
thanks for the review let me know what you think when you've watched the episode
This actor looks so fricking stupid, look at his big stupid face.
True Bro scene.
Best episode of the serie.
The Hob episode was perfect.
is this guy important to the story later or is it just a self contained one?
None of the characters are important to the story because there is no story. Just watch episode 6 for Hob's stuff and ignore the rest since it isn't worth your time.
He doesn't show up anymore in season one, but he matters in later comics, so if we get more seasons, he might.
what happens later in the comics?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hob_Gadling
>In “Sunday Mourning”, Hob attends a Renaissance festival with his African-American girlfriend Guenevere and reminisces guiltily about the slave trade
Oh Netflix will definitely bring him back
B-but the based chuds told me the comic wasn’t woke at all wtf. I hate dc now
why are they pushing this hellfire club pedo groomer shit from the elites in the 70s so much now?
yehaw is male, thats probably his wife, forgot her name.
israelites basically stole ancient sumerian myths to create their religion.
Take your meds
Thats literally what happened though. Yahweh, "God", is just the god of the israelites. You pray to the israelite god you make the israelites more powerful.
Take your meds
Where can I learn about the ancient God yeehaw?
Yahweh and his Asherah
>age 42 during filming
wtf?
everytime i see that shirt i go "oh shit someone actually likes them"
worst lucifer from dc
the best was easily the one from the keanu reeves movie
Considering that Lucifer is basically supposed to be a pretty boy I wonder why didn't they just cast a somewhat passing troony with an androgynous look instead of the chick who literally played an ugly girl on GOT
Can’t have trannies play a force of evil, Anon. That goes against the narrative.
trannies love to pretend to be edgy and go all hail satan and stuff, I doubt there would be a problem
You didn’t watch the show or read the comics. Lucifer isn’t evil and Desire who is actually a villain is played by a troony.
>main villains are a gay nightmare and ever changing they/them creature
well i never thought of it as that, although i feel like desire isnt really much of a villain if you havnt read overture
Planning on reading Overture soon, art looks great on that one. Not sure what happens there to justify the shit they do in the main series. Villain or no, they’re definitely the main antagonist.
oh the ending is very satisfying because it ends as page 1 of sandman starts (yeah overture i know) BUT IT REALLY DOES CEMENT THE WHOLE FRICKED up idea of what desire is
But you can have a woman?
>Lucifer show, not even blonde, there's even an in joke within the show that's he supposed to be one
>Female Constantine because hack Abrams still moving forward with the black Constantine movie
>Female Constantine because hack Abrams still moving forward with the black Constantine movie
It's actually a Justice League Dark series for HBO Max, but based Zaslav will likely axe it. Nothing concrete has been announced, and it doesn't sound like a project that fits with his vision for an audience driven DCEU. I would not be at all surprised if it ends up being another casualty
>the thinking man's Lucifer
It took him 5 or so seasons to really get into the groove and actually hit a good note with the character. Even then, he was always too snarky and jokey (even though it was funny). I like him, but he could have been way better cast. Needed someone more beautiful and actually intimidating/otherworldly. Because half the show he's been a goof and the other half is characters talking about how horrifically evil and scary he is.
>the devil is a troony
Makes sense
**Is best Lucifer in your path**
Matilda hit the Wall pretty hard.
The problem is not even that is a women the problem is that lucifer is suppose to be extremely attractive
i voted for donald trump twice and in my opinion they stole the election from him in 2020, and i think shes fine as lucifer. pretty good show so far about half way finished with it
of all the homosexualry to complain about in ~~*gaiman's*~~ work you pick the most illiterate opinion. angels, even the fallen, are genderless. movies and tv tend to portray satan as a male because it's le sexy badass. if anything you should be complaining that this b***h is too ugly to be androgynous.
it's called a baseball tee you buffoon
still gey
she was pretty good, wtf was that duel they were participating in though? it was like yu gi oh for gods
I mean, when you can reshape reality, just punching each other is kind of low class.
>Posting the recolour
I'm forever mad Lucifer didn't say "I am doubt." and then Sandman eternally btfos him by saying 'I am faith"
Lucifer would never be doubt, he’s always self-assured. Maybe that’s why he didn’t have a comeback against hope.
"Certainty" defeats "hope".
Morpheus would not make it in an actual fight against Lucifer
Yet he went to Hell looking for a fight like an idiot and got lucky that Lucifer was retiring.
He even says as much on his way in.
slurb
So that's why that "I am hope" line felt so cheesy and dumb, they were supposed to be doing it at a goofy hell comedy club or something. How out of touch with the source material do you have to be turn that into some kind of serious epic battle scene?
It's still semi-serious, but he's not fighting Lucifer and it's a little more lighthearted.
>NEET thinks hope is cheesy and dumb
Where's the raven to explain to me what's happening?!?
He added dramatic tension.
>I am the archangel Michael, the one who made you his b***h and sent you to hell
goddamn morpheus looks like such shit in the comics, that artstyle is kind of annoying in general and he's the epitome of it. more dramatic lines than man, head doesn't fit body, no eyes, way too hard trying to look cool
Sam kieth was young and not very into it, he fricks off after a few issues to never return
And yet there are people complaining that show Morpheus isn't comic accurate.
he looks like an extremely serious drawing of Neil Breen
FRICKING GAY
Sigh
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>Hides post
>Scrolls back up.
Why she wearing the stranger things shirt?
Could have picked pic related
Is this the same person? Because left looks a lot like Francis from Malcolm
when the japs do it is fine tho
the japs don't have souls so nothing they do can be immoral. or moral. they have no concept of right or wrong. it would be like judging an ant.
Different when they change a character from an already established series.
They make Satan look like an actual beautiful creature like he's described as.
Pic related is far from the most beautiful creature to ever exist
Not My Lucifer.
He would shit on him
bros who would win
Lucifer
You already know
Sorry not sorry
The devil can pose as a woman.
Has to be hot though
If that is a beautiful angel, imagine how do normal angels look like.
I hate the antichrist
you would be fooled by him homosexual
Wrong!
very fitting that a troon plays the prince of darkness
but atleast have him be good looking.. christ hollywood got a fetish for ugly people, guess not even ugly kids would be safe from them kek
Need a chudjak version of this
haha! What a wonderful story, thanks for sharing!
For me, it's this Lucifer
for me its
You are FAMOLEY.
sauce?
HUGE LATINA TITOLIES
i love her so much
the cheeks look "cherubic" but the eyes and mouth look middle aged. very off-putting.
>hurr durr what if God/gods/devil/angels/demons were nonthreatening heckin' QUIRKY
I hate Neil Gaiman so fricking much.
KWAB
d00d ebin
Wait I thought Cinemaphile had turned into radical christian nationalists. Why would they be mad that Lucifer looks like a pussy? Oh wait, y'all are some b***h ass cucks.
That’s /misc/ bro, visit /x/ for Satanic kino
why didn't marvel sue them for using the hellfire club?
>the eternals aren't desaturated or anything to denote their otherworldlyness.
Who directs this crap?
Wait, they replaced John Constantine with Johanna Constantine who was an actual character in the comic and John's ancestor?
They have Johanna in the past and the present, but it's implied they're different people since she doesn't recognize Dream, but they're played by the same actress.
>here's your lucifer bro
trying to associate with current thing but completely failing to understand current thing because current thing is referring a retro thing before its time that it does not understand.
Why didn't Dream just say he was a hunter shooting the direwolf through the head with his arrow?
got to the second episode and cant deal with the fricking moronic main characters voice and dumb stupid frick face. Neil Gaiman is DOGSHIT.
To many blacks for my taste
that dreadful butthole lips face?
To be fair, Dream speaks in black, wavy speech bubbles and doesn't emote very much.
what instead this shit , didnt make her look more evil and imponent, she looks like a lost grandma that was rape
I completely zoned out with Black Rose Walker. I had enough of blacks after the Death episode
>generic soundtrack
>generic CGI
>Black folk
>shit casting in general
Who watches this shit?
I would frick her so good she'd be screaming my name and the name of the next guy she fricks.
should I watch this or rewatch good omens instead
why does Lucifer as a concept filter people so hard
Remember
>the most beautiful angel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND STILL THE SFX LOOK LIKE UTTER DOGSHIT, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? AHAHAHAHAAHAH
windows wallpaper background
hellfire club shirt cause it was just on stranger things
shitty cgi wings
somebody with curls
This wasn't in the show. Is it from a commercial?
They edited the image to make it into totally dank ownage.
I recently read the first few issues of the comic and noticed the hellfire club reference...was that thing in the 80s? immediately made think of Stranger Things....87 boomer gay btw
It's an X-Men reference.
why do they stand like that?
Why did the artist draw the fat guy's dick?
why are the fallen angels more popular than the real angels?
Because the media are controlled by fallen angels.
Power stance.
real ones are boring and fake.