Still would have been fine with him taking up the mantle. Was more interested in his char than anyone in the pirated stream i half watched of boring Floppiosa
>pirated stream i half watched
that's what posters here do and then form an "opinion" and come here to share it.
I'm sure watching 5 minutes here and there of a 2 hours + movie in 480p while you're using your dumbphone was the best way to experience and understand the movie.
>He’s not Tom Hardy
FTFY. I know this board likes to circlejerk over Mel because of his politics but let me clue you in on this little-known fact, he’s kind of a really fricking shitty actor and a turbomanlet.
>He’s not Tom Hardy
FTFY. I know this board likes to circlejerk over Mel because of his politics but let me clue you in on this little-known fact, he’s kind of a really fricking shitty actor and a turbomanlet.
his shoulders are wider than his hips enough that his arms fall down without touching his body by far.
what's wrong with him is that his outfit is not cool at all, especially compared with Max's Road Warrior one. Mel Gibson was never like Arnold or Sly.
Youre arguing with someone who thinks that Hemsworth is natural. As you say, Praetorian Jack has a costume thats supposed to be non-flattering.
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Anonymous
>Youre arguing with someone who thinks that Hemsworth is natural.
ah well if you expect every actor to be maxroided I guess an average dude looks weird.
I blame once again California for twisting people's minds with unhealthy body images, both gymroided and obese.
they just can't be normal, can they
>DISMOPRPHIC BODY.
projecting your trannism? he looks like a normal average guy.
MEL GIBSON HAD A GRACILE PHYSIQUE, AND GRACIOUS POSE; THE COSPLAYER LOOKS LIKE A «LEGO» FIGURINE.
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Anonymous
Praetorian Jack is basically a combat truck driver, his body is even too fit for a trucker.
if you meant that Mel Gibson was more attractive in general, yeah well he was.
Aw fricks sake, there's only two black dudes I like seeing in films, him and Lance Reddick. I would have preferred this dude over the pudgy faced Mel knock off.
This but unironically tbh.
Just changing his race would improve a lot on the NOT-Max vibes he gives off. Plus he had such a fat head to a relatively thin body. He looks addicted to Ozempic
The costuming fricked up his silhouette. The collar hides his neck and the material of the vest is too thick and hides whatever natural V-taper of the torso he might have. Makes him look like a mexican midget
His acting was shit, i thought anya taylor joy was underwhelming as furiosa then this dork showed up and was even worse. I liked the movie despite the two protags being devoid of any kind of presence or charisma. The antagonists and side characters carried it.
>i thought anya taylor joy was underwhelming as furiosa then this dork showed up and was even worse.
Anya literally appears in the movie 10 seconds before him.
up to that point she only played the masked child dogman for a couple scenes were she literally has no lines.
and yet you had already decided her performance was bad.
holy frick man. you have like premonition superpowers
Nobody is on about your girlboss movie, we're on about Furiosa here, pretty non girl boss...you'd know that if you'd seen it.
You did see it right anon? You're not spouting shit without actually having a clue I hope, that would be awfully fricking moronic.
I saw it. It has bollywood tier effects, she can beat thor in a fistfight, is a perfect shot and totes the best driver in the wasteland cause this gay OP posted trained her. The abo midget getting noscoped was kino though.
They put Chris Hemsworth shirtless in almost every frame but thats not enough for your homoerotic fantasizing?
Jesus christ anon
Hes a truck driver and he shoots people for a living, you dont rly need a beach bod for that
"Furiosa’s arm is a prosthetic made out of found items, and is supposedly based on a hydraulic system, with a motor (a small toy airplane engine) that is occasionally used to pressurize the hydraulic fluid (the motor is never used in the film)."
More here: https://madmaxcostumes.com/mad-max-fury-road/imperator-furiosa/furiosa-arm/
He's not but it was a bit weird they made him a close match. Why was he not a some bad ass freak like the rest of Immortan Joe's crew? The only good guy who helps furiosa looks like a cookie cutter good guy? Seems a bit unimaginative.
How do we get Chloe Grace Moretz cast in the next Mad Max movie? >if /misc/ can meme celebs into the white house then Cinemaphile can meme celebs into blockbusters
What's wrong with it?
He's not Mel Gibson
Still would have been fine with him taking up the mantle. Was more interested in his char than anyone in the pirated stream i half watched of boring Floppiosa
>pirated stream i half watched
that's what posters here do and then form an "opinion" and come here to share it.
I'm sure watching 5 minutes here and there of a 2 hours + movie in 480p while you're using your dumbphone was the best way to experience and understand the movie.
Doesn't need 3 rewatch to notice that Jack gets mogged by Mel and even Hardy
yes
No amount of view time would make this slop any better. Jack was the only thing that was even remotely interesting in this drek.
>He’s not Tom Hardy
FTFY. I know this board likes to circlejerk over Mel because of his politics but let me clue you in on this little-known fact, he’s kind of a really fricking shitty actor and a turbomanlet.
post nose
or don't, we already know
LOL
both looks the part
hardy is shorter than mel
Both of these are great. Any idea who played Max in furiosa? We only got a far away shot so I couldn't judge well enough
Turns out it was Tom's stunt double.
It was Hardy's stunt double from Fury Road
who fricking cares?
WHAT IS WRONG IS THAT HE LOOKS LIKE A SERBIAN «STEAMPUNK» COSPLAYER WITH A DISMOPRPHIC BODY.
>DISMOPRPHIC BODY.
projecting your trannism? he looks like a normal average guy.
>trannism
Stop making up words.
Black person he's pear shaped like boyega. Quit being obtuse.
his shoulders are wider than his hips enough that his arms fall down without touching his body by far.
what's wrong with him is that his outfit is not cool at all, especially compared with Max's Road Warrior one. Mel Gibson was never like Arnold or Sly.
Youre arguing with someone who thinks that Hemsworth is natural. As you say, Praetorian Jack has a costume thats supposed to be non-flattering.
>Youre arguing with someone who thinks that Hemsworth is natural.
ah well if you expect every actor to be maxroided I guess an average dude looks weird.
I blame once again California for twisting people's minds with unhealthy body images, both gymroided and obese.
they just can't be normal, can they
MEL GIBSON HAD A GRACILE PHYSIQUE, AND GRACIOUS POSE; THE COSPLAYER LOOKS LIKE A «LEGO» FIGURINE.
Praetorian Jack is basically a combat truck driver, his body is even too fit for a trucker.
if you meant that Mel Gibson was more attractive in general, yeah well he was.
you sound like an absolute gay
anon is right
the costume is bad
Mel mogs Jack
>the costume is bad
this
why does costuming suck now?
Everything sucks
>that posture
Did they cut his balls? Does he shat himself after being fricked in the ass? Ffs look at this
Just act like a man
it would have been better if he was black
he literally was at first. they cast a Black person and then the Black person had to drop out and this was the recast
Wow that was a bullet dodged that dude is awful, or least I've only seen him in things he's awful in.
Aw fricks sake, there's only two black dudes I like seeing in films, him and Lance Reddick. I would have preferred this dude over the pudgy faced Mel knock off.
This but unironically tbh.
Just changing his race would improve a lot on the NOT-Max vibes he gives off. Plus he had such a fat head to a relatively thin body. He looks addicted to Ozempic
hes a trucker chud
Aside from him looking like a complete b***h just by standing in front of the camera ?
They are going for the black forehead audience.
The costuming fricked up his silhouette. The collar hides his neck and the material of the vest is too thick and hides whatever natural V-taper of the torso he might have. Makes him look like a mexican midget
He was a wholesome chungus who simped for furiosa, didn't have sex, and died.
looks like a gay
not mine. everything past mel isn't cannon
>oi. You wanna live out her give me time and I'll show you the rules of the road
upset max
His acting was shit, i thought anya taylor joy was underwhelming as furiosa then this dork showed up and was even worse. I liked the movie despite the two protags being devoid of any kind of presence or charisma. The antagonists and side characters carried it.
>i thought anya taylor joy was underwhelming as furiosa then this dork showed up and was even worse.
Anya literally appears in the movie 10 seconds before him.
up to that point she only played the masked child dogman for a couple scenes were she literally has no lines.
and yet you had already decided her performance was bad.
holy frick man. you have like premonition superpowers
Color grading looks like shit
>AHHHHHHH YOU CAN'T CRITIQUE MY GIRLBOSS MOVIE WE'RE WINNING THE CULTURE WAR I'M GOING INSAAAAANNNNNEEEEEEE
Nobody is on about your girlboss movie, we're on about Furiosa here, pretty non girl boss...you'd know that if you'd seen it.
You did see it right anon? You're not spouting shit without actually having a clue I hope, that would be awfully fricking moronic.
nobody have seen it. it bombed.
I saw it. It has bollywood tier effects, she can beat thor in a fistfight, is a perfect shot and totes the best driver in the wasteland cause this gay OP posted trained her. The abo midget getting noscoped was kino though.
>gives kino speech
>dies 20 minutes later
>Max is a mythical desert figure who changes appearance with each retelling of his story
>scene that you're sure is CGI is actually real
this keeps happening to me when it comes to this movie wtf
Well when you coat it with shitty indian cgi it ends up looking like shit even if it's real
Why does it look so horrid in the film?
Are there people ITT who really think this is the character Max Rockatansky?
No, moron.
He clearly is Max they even call him Mad in the movie
Nice bait
No charisma
Man fury road was so much better
Theres barely a soundtrack in furiosa
Also why did they put that nose on dementus? Its too apparent its fake
I love Annya Taylor Joy but this was her worst movie. I quit one hour in. It was simply boring. Sad that she chose to abandon Nosferatsu
This is nowhere near her worst movie. Remember her New Mutants movie?
You've lost your mind. Anya needed a hit even if the box office wasn't too crash hot
They put Chris Hemsworth shirtless in almost every frame but thats not enough for your homoerotic fantasizing?
Jesus christ anon
Hes a truck driver and he shoots people for a living, you dont rly need a beach bod for that
Do they ever explain the tech behind Furiosa's arm? Do we have that today?
It's basic rule of cool.
"Furiosa’s arm is a prosthetic made out of found items, and is supposedly based on a hydraulic system, with a motor (a small toy airplane engine) that is occasionally used to pressurize the hydraulic fluid (the motor is never used in the film)."
More here: https://madmaxcostumes.com/mad-max-fury-road/imperator-furiosa/furiosa-arm/
she uses the motor to cut a chain or something at the end of the movie dumb frick
I slept at the end, movie is fun but goes too long
I'd be happy to different guys play Max so long as they pull it off well.
This guy ain't it tho.
good thing he's not playing Max then
He's not but it was a bit weird they made him a close match. Why was he not a some bad ass freak like the rest of Immortan Joe's crew? The only good guy who helps furiosa looks like a cookie cutter good guy? Seems a bit unimaginative.
The only likable character in the entire movie. The maggot old lady was weird but overall nice too. Shit movie
isnt it hot in australia? whats with all the thick looking clothes? give the man a vest
It is and it isn't
Mostly you just sweat through it if you really need protective clothing
How do we get Chloe Grace Moretz cast in the next Mad Max movie?
>if /misc/ can meme celebs into the white house then Cinemaphile can meme celebs into blockbusters