aulili is playing a 16 y/o on The Power right now
She looks entirely too old on that show but I doubt that she turned down this role without Disney telling her she wasn't going to be chosen anyways.
In a time when israeliteood swaps out characters for a completely different race, op has a fricking hard on for something that actually fits the role bravo honestly, you've achieved complete brain rot
she's too beautiful, modern Hollywood hates her
seeing her live would encourage zoomer men to find mates and procreate and that's just dangerous far-right extremism
She'd be hot as frick if she didn't wax or shave anything. Great face and sex body.
she has saggy ass breasts. If you can tell that when they are still in a bra god knows how awful they look nude.
I lived with a girl in college that had large breasts that looked great in a bra but she modeled for me one day since I'm an artist and her breasts sagged to her belly button. It was just gross.
Because she is a Genz freak. She shaves her head and colors her hair. and unironically her breasts are too big and would be distracting to put in a kids movie.
conclusive proof that pedowood HATES actresses with large breasts. and let me guess, that CTE'd moron the rock is going to be in this purely because he is an islander despite him having no talent beyond having a sick roid stack?
conclusive proof that pedowood HATES actresses with large breasts. and let me guess, that CTE'd moron the rock is going to be in this purely because he is an islander despite him having no talent beyond having a sick roid stack?
He was in the original but I don't blame you for not knowing that I've only seen the movie for about a minute walking past a TV in a Wal-Mart one time. Disney CG movies are pretty hit-or-miss with the aesthetics and the stupid smirks, and the characters in the movie are borderline grotesque but still have that disgusting CG smirk. Not sure what the appeal is.
What's all this Samoan push the last decade? Wasn't one of them screaming and yelling war cries in the New Zealands parliament some months ago?
Security did nothing, felt like a mutiny against democracy. Who are these savages?
Would you prefer to murder them?
It's not they are brown, it's the war cries in the parliament instead of speaking with points and facts about their position.
Their begining baseline starts with violence.
It's race-appropriate and these people usually look like cavemen so she's actually cute for her race. I hope she can sing; I'd like Disney to keep hiring people who can sing their own parts.
Can we get a live action Moana/Maui movie based on the Maori legends and stories of Maui, particularly the one where he tries to make mankind immortal by tying himself with a rope and then trying to crawl through Death's (who is a giant woman) vegana, but his bird friend laughs as he's half way in and she wakes up and kills him by biting him in half with her obsidian vegana teeth?
If you're unironically curious, I'm good friends with a pacific islander woman for whom Moana is her and her family's favourite disney movie. She was obsessed for a few years.
This isn't political casting. The animated ,Moana us ugly as shit. It's a girl's movie. Casting girls as ugly is fine in their own shit, but nier automata better have banging knockers
one minor part in Star Wars and one other movie of note apparently. you guys really think this dude has nepo pull in Hollywood 20 years later? you're grasping for straws there.
*was in the industry decades ago, as an irrelevant small part actor
explain how this guy would have any leg up to get his daughter jobs in movies, and no, "sucking kosher wiener" wouldn't work. it might work if she's the one doing it but then the father wouldn't matter, any prostitute could get her ass in the door if she's willing to frick for roles.
>WHY ISNT THE BIG BREASTED ADULT WOMAN PLAYING A CHILD! I WANT MY CHILDREN SEXY AND FRICKABLE! CAST SEXY ACTRESSES AS CHILDREN SO I CAN MQSTUEBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF HAVING SEX WITH THAT CHILD!!!!
What the frick is wrong with you guys?
Every child character in every movie should be played by Natalie Portman from Leon. Doesn't matter what race they are suppose to be or even how old they are. Either use AI deepfake or a cgi model.
At 21 you can technically still be in high school as a super senior.
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A israelite wrote this
in most states the upper age limit is 20. I guess at 21 when you can start buying alcohol they must just consider yourself a risk for other students. You can't even buy cigarettes at 18 anymore, you have to be 21.
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That's the best part about high school girls
They stay the same age, alright, alright.
If you wouldn't frick a cute 17 year old then you are just a homosexual. My last GF was a cute punk 17 year old. She was far from a child. Age of consent where I live is 16 too.
This Catherine girl looks younger than 17 though. At that age girls can either still look super young or they look like they are in their 20s.
Looks like a good casting. Is there singing?
If there is I assume they'll butcher every song, just like all the other live action films have.
No where near as cute as the actual Moana
She's producing and didn't want to act herself. Is also too old at 24 to play a 10 yrs younger character.
There's no such thing as the "actual Moana". She seems charismatic and racially/age-appropriate for the role
I don't see the problem here
>B-but fiction is b-better than r-reality
Yes. Are you new here ?
What's cute about that design?
>yidsney makes actual good casting for once
>"B-BUT IT'S NOTHING LIKE MY SFM FUTA CARTOONS!"
You're in the minority here, OP.
aulili is playing a 16 y/o on The Power right now
She looks entirely too old on that show but I doubt that she turned down this role without Disney telling her she wasn't going to be chosen anyways.
I think she matches well, anon
>
In a time when israeliteood swaps out characters for a completely different race, op has a fricking hard on for something that actually fits the role bravo honestly, you've achieved complete brain rot
Fair enough. At least she isn't playing Snow White or a Scandinavian princess
Shes gonna frick The Rock?
why not cast aulili
she's too beautiful, modern Hollywood hates her
seeing her live would encourage zoomer men to find mates and procreate and that's just dangerous far-right extremism
She's many things, but too beautiful isn't one of them. Stop simping.
She'd be hot as frick if she didn't wax or shave anything. Great face and sex body.
I'm not autistic about tattoos but those under-boob ones look awful every single time.
fat, hiding her gut with those pants
oh i didn't realize she'd gotten tatoos and walled at age 23, dropped
she has saggy ass breasts. If you can tell that when they are still in a bra god knows how awful they look nude.
I lived with a girl in college that had large breasts that looked great in a bra but she modeled for me one day since I'm an artist and her breasts sagged to her belly button. It was just gross.
Because she is a Genz freak. She shaves her head and colors her hair. and unironically her breasts are too big and would be distracting to put in a kids movie.
WHY ISNT SHE SUB SAHARAN AFRICAN, ITS NOT FRICKING FAIR
wow for once it's actually good
Well yeah, cause they didnt need to cast a white character
She looks like she's related to Eric Andre.
>trying to justify your degenerate attraction to mutts, Black folk and brownoids by calling everyone a pajeet
Looks fine to me
people got pissed that this girl was too light skinned lmfao
You mean a handful of tweets with no likes?
they're running out of things to make live action remakes of I guess
Why don't they just remake Song of the South but politically correct?
They'll make new animated movies just to make live action versions of them
I don’t know what that is so I’m not going to get mad over it. I won’t be watching it either though.
Why? The voice actress is literally perfect for the role?
Too old. Hair is wrong.
she's a fat lesbian now
This. Auliʻi Cravalho looks and sounds the part.
Doesn't look alike with her beady eyes and massive man jaw and. They should have just hired a filipina.
Not brown enough
morons missed the chance to create controversy by casting a red headed white woman what the frick
Typhos daughter
why did they make moana brown she's suppose to be white? WOKE
Thats why they hired a white girl
Cute! Will watch.
Cool. Looks like the character for once.
brown girls make my peepee hard
>Auliʻi Cravalho
There’s no telling how far I’d go
This girl just isn't cute enough.
Meanwhile, I'd be cumming nonstop in the theater for
>tfw no big tiddy islander gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IS NOT FAIR
Pretty sure she's a G cup
HUMINA HUMINA
conclusive proof that pedowood HATES actresses with large breasts. and let me guess, that CTE'd moron the rock is going to be in this purely because he is an islander despite him having no talent beyond having a sick roid stack?
>the rock is going to be in this purely because he is an islander
And y'know...him being in the original
He was in the original but I don't blame you for not knowing that I've only seen the movie for about a minute walking past a TV in a Wal-Mart one time. Disney CG movies are pretty hit-or-miss with the aesthetics and the stupid smirks, and the characters in the movie are borderline grotesque but still have that disgusting CG smirk. Not sure what the appeal is.
The songs is what the kids like when it comes to yidsney. Especially after they ruined their cartoon style.
>she's so beautiful
>she's literally me
Pick one.
It's an actually appropriate casting choice. But that's only allowed when the original character isn't white.
What's all this Samoan push the last decade? Wasn't one of them screaming and yelling war cries in the New Zealands parliament some months ago?
Security did nothing, felt like a mutiny against democracy. Who are these savages?
>*heems you*
>best boggsa inda yooeffsee baybee
even the ufc script writers are onto this trend
>aaaahhhhhhh brown people made me pee my pants
le aryan master race everyone
Would you prefer to murder them?
It's not they are brown, it's the war cries in the parliament instead of speaking with points and facts about their position.
Their begining baseline starts with violence.
I don't get it.
It's a satirical cartoon about boomers being upset that NZ is adding Māori words to traffic signs.
I dunno why, but I thought the other language was Finnish.
>You're a hysterical chud if you think it's moronic to brainlessly pander towards abos and Maoris
https://www.google.gr/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cmm08el177eo.amp?espv=1
>.gr
>amp
>reeeeee Pidgin reeeeee
Don't you swarthoids actually believe Classical Greek was pronounced like your contemporary mongrel tongue lmao
thats cool bro
now just remember that girls from half the globe's countries come in greek islands every summer to get fricked
🙂
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That's not how you spell Gambia
It's race-appropriate and these people usually look like cavemen so she's actually cute for her race. I hope she can sing; I'd like Disney to keep hiring people who can sing their own parts.
>She's 17
Too old
Can we get a live action Moana/Maui movie based on the Maori legends and stories of Maui, particularly the one where he tries to make mankind immortal by tying himself with a rope and then trying to crawl through Death's (who is a giant woman) vegana, but his bird friend laughs as he's half way in and she wakes up and kills him by biting him in half with her obsidian vegana teeth?
Moana isn’t even ten years old, is Disney so risk-averse that they’ll just adapt their own recent shit now?
The Rock is in his 50s
Gotta do it ASAP
She looks Polynesian, I don't see the issue.
Not sexy enough
Come on, guys. Auli would have been perfect if they made it just after the original, but she's simply too old now.
She looks cute. What's the problem?
The only problem I can think of is that she won't be allowed to show anywhere near as much skin as she did in the original.
why not a white girl since we are all use the human race...
didn't the original come out like 5 years ago? And they are remaking it already?
Creative bankruptcy runs deep
it means they can double dip on every successful movie
reminds me of her
Always wondered how foreign cultures feel about Disney exxploitibg their myths for profit
If you're unironically curious, I'm good friends with a pacific islander woman for whom Moana is her and her family's favourite disney movie. She was obsessed for a few years.
Not bad when compared to the sheboon shitfest we got all these years tbh
surprised they didnt raceswap her for some black woman
This isn't political casting. The animated ,Moana us ugly as shit. It's a girl's movie. Casting girls as ugly is fine in their own shit, but nier automata better have banging knockers
>Moana us ugly as shit
Isn't it bedtime in India yet?
Black personlover
Go to bed, Ranjesh. Moana is lighter than you.
Ugly negress
>that surname...sounds familiar
frick another nepo baby
ahhh,now we cant change her race and say that its fantasy and it doesnt matter whatever her race is...
she looks like a generic mutt,too.
Looks like a good casting. What's the issue?
>remaking a movie that came out eight years ago
k
I am entitled to sex with Moana
why not just use the voice actress?
They've actually hit the mark for once.
Her father.
Of course. Frick them.
Agreed
I'm just not gonna watch nepobaby slop.
one minor part in Star Wars and one other movie of note apparently. you guys really think this dude has nepo pull in Hollywood 20 years later? you're grasping for straws there.
He's in the industry, he may have had to suck kosher wiener to do it but it's not out of the realm of possibility.
Cope
*was in the industry decades ago, as an irrelevant small part actor
explain how this guy would have any leg up to get his daughter jobs in movies, and no, "sucking kosher wiener" wouldn't work. it might work if she's the one doing it but then the father wouldn't matter, any prostitute could get her ass in the door if she's willing to frick for roles.
So they both suck kosher wiener, the israelite doesn't mind who does it, he just knows it's not going to suck itself.
>n-no, you see just because he was in the industry doesn't mean anything.
Cope.
>nepobaby explains how it's not nepotism
Kek
Why don't these people realize we want to see super attractive people in movies?
bro
bro bro
I do not give a frick
about a children's character
marketed towards little girls
not even a tiny bit
so get fricked
bro
Broken clock is right 2 times per day situation.
>WHY ISNT THE BIG BREASTED ADULT WOMAN PLAYING A CHILD! I WANT MY CHILDREN SEXY AND FRICKABLE! CAST SEXY ACTRESSES AS CHILDREN SO I CAN MQSTUEBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF HAVING SEX WITH THAT CHILD!!!!
What the frick is wrong with you guys?
What a israeli take.
Is she brown enough for the eternally offended leftist horde?
Her dad sucked the right wiener to get her in. The media will tell their NPCs who they like and why. They won't even bother questioning it.
Moana is white.
Go woke go broke.
Every child character in every movie should be played by Natalie Portman from Leon. Doesn't matter what race they are suppose to be or even how old they are. Either use AI deepfake or a cgi model.
>OMMMFGFFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGEEEEE SHES NOT WHITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She just played a high schooler in Mean Girls so saying she's too old makes no sense.
How old was she during mean girls?
Probably 22 or late 21 at the earliest.
>wanting to see an adult woman means you like children
What?
Yeah, alright I know some morons at that age still in high school.
At 21 you can technically still be in high school as a super senior.
A israelite wrote this
>not denying it
Okay pedo
>if you don't deny every accusation that I sling your way then you're guilty of it
Absolute israelite behavior
Yeah, there was one on my school and he was dating another student. No idea how he didn't get in trouble.
>super senior
More like super moron
in most states the upper age limit is 20. I guess at 21 when you can start buying alcohol they must just consider yourself a risk for other students. You can't even buy cigarettes at 18 anymore, you have to be 21.
That's the best part about high school girls
They stay the same age, alright, alright.
No you want a child with sexy body so you can frick her instead of just a child you don't consider frickable.
If you wouldn't frick a cute 17 year old then you are just a homosexual. My last GF was a cute punk 17 year old. She was far from a child. Age of consent where I live is 16 too.
This Catherine girl looks younger than 17 though. At that age girls can either still look super young or they look like they are in their 20s.
>makes no sense
Just admit you want to have sex with children.
Unironically too light skinned (unless the lighting is too bright, here).
Frick off
No.
the rock's still playing maui though