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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    short kings this is our chance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Jon Snow days shall return.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MANLETBROS THIS IS OUR MOMENT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MANLETBROS THIS IS OUR MOMENT

      SHORTKING SUMMER

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's the most moronic conclusion i've ever read

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elliot Page

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The perfect choice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"I could just continue being a lil QT girl who does a mix of profitable, tentpole films and acclaimed indie roles that are tailored to my tomboyish personality so it's not even difficult to get into the characters..."
        >"LOL nah I'll chop my breasts off, get muscle implants and plastic surgery and take hormones so I look like a teenager meth head boy and lose every decent opportunity I have in Hollywood because every producer sees me as batshit crazy and visually repugnant now"
        How is it not a mental illness??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gender Dysphoria is a mental illness

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Suicidal depression's a mental illness too but you don't see therapists telling their patients the cure is to go kill themselves

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Except that is the cure. Suicidal depression has no real cure. You will be miserable until you die. Killing yourself literally is the best thing you can do. No, Taking HRT and pretending to be a girl isn't gonna make you not suicidally depressed, it'll just move some things around and will add "ywnbaw" as another reason to do it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not notice ellens hairline? It was over for her as a girl. Elliot on the other hand…

        • 2 years ago
          Anon

          You too stupid to see how her looks were the fricking reason she transitioned? How are you all so dense. She is changing herself because she feels dirty. She blames herself for being an eternal e-girl and getting raped by every Hollywood exec she's ever been alone with.
          She can't fight them and keep her career, so she broke herself. Nobody wants to rape her now. She is finally free.
          I feel like she's been failed by everyone.
          This shit is obvious as frick.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She already looked sickly and like something was wrong with her before becoming a troony.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            RIP

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I have Gilbert's Syndrome and light jaundice, still look healthy as frick. She looks like a junkie, maybe started the hormone meds early and they drained her life force.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My mom got this for like a month, turned completely yellow. Got hospitalized for it and it cleared up eventually, the doctors never figured out what caused it or why it fixed itself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she was being true to herself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SAME AS IT EVER WAS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fricking christ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not British, though.

        Also, this will be the first time Tom Holland's British accent is heard in a film for over 10 years.
        The last time he ever used his British accent was in a British English dub of a Studio Ghibli anime film: Arrietty.

        Tom Holland finally using his native British accent in a film? It's like one of my Japanese animes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did he rent those shoes? Why do they have 37 written on the front in marker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can hear Bond's theme just by looking at it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This might seem like any ordinary pen Mr. Bond, but if you twist the cap it's actually a concealed dilator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing how celebs will wear something moronic if an Italian designer puts their name on them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The problem isn't the design of the suit but the measurements. My guess is she's hoping that it'll somehow make her look bigger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would watch the shit out of that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Now that's a real man

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood hates everything that James Bond is about. There is no way they'll ever make another good James Bond movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of course not no more drinking womanising white hero. Too problematic

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they cast someone else, I'd rather see Tom Holland do other films. Cast someone nobody cares about.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, manlet cope.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    honey, he already got Uncharted (the modern 007), and he blew it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought uncharted was just Tomb Raider but for homosexuals?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uncharted is tomb raider but not for has beens. Modern tomb raider is diet uncharted.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never liked James Bond.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Having a younger bond in the 5'8-5'10 size makes perfect sense. That said, Tom Holland would be terrible casting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holland is 5’6” of his own admission which probably means he’s closer to 5’5”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It really doesn't matter what the actors actual height is. I'm talking about how tall James bond is portrayed in the film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unless Bond is going to be 12 there's no reason for him to be a midget. Respectable men are 6'0" or more by the time they're 16.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's make masculine icon James Bond a nerdy midget with a b***h face

    Gee, it's almost like there's some kind of agenda at play.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds kid
      Or a bullet, if you can’t afford the former

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >his sense of masculinity is tied to james bond

      Lmaoing@ur life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your sense of femininity isn't tied to cutting off your dick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's what zoomers look like.
      Boomers don't care about james bond like they did in the 20th century and millennials think he's problematic, so they have to pander to them instead.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoom bond
    no. just no. stop.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf why can't it be Zendaya instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She will be the Bond girl. The antagonist will be a white supremacist Trump inspired character and the opening scene will be a terrorist attack on Muslims/black people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf why can’t it be Hunter instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        man in dress
        invest in rope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Spotted the chud.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted the chud.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jimmy Olsen?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't they get with the times and genderswap James Bond into a sexually aggressive woman who grabs men's genitals without their asking, and makes twinks uncomfortable with her barely hidden flirting before she blows their brains out and makes a terrible pun like
      >and to think, he used to be all brains and no brawn
      or, say after locking him in a centrifuge that makes him die after all the blood goes to his head
      >I knew I'd get you to blush

      Just end the series, Bond doesn't make sense now that Great Britain is officially over.

      makes even more sense, it's an apt metaphor of Britain's increasing irrelevance, positioning itself both as a multi-cultural and modern country and yet simultaneously harkening and wistfully wishing for a return to the days of yore when it was a Norman overclass that brutally abused all the other inferior races and the Irish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all the other inferior races and the Irish
        So all the other inferior races?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The irish are a separate species not a race

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fair point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well

          The irish are a separate species not a race

          this anon caught the joke I was hinting at.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ, frick no, no holland

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's actually a millennial tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >1996
      >millennial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was born in 1996, me and all the people my age that I know are definitely not zoomers, we spent most of our early childhood without the internet, social media didn't really become a thing until we were 12-13. Zoomers were raised from birth in the social media era.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was born in 1995 and I remember dial-up, and DSL being a big deal when we first got it. 1995-1996 people are definitely not zoomers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not exactly from birth but yeah being young enough by the time social media, smartphones etc. became established (2009-2010) that it makes no difference. I'd say 2000.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I was born in 2000 and I’d agree that we’re a different breed from the later zoomers (see: tiktok and fortnite gays) but to call ourselves millennials is definitely wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what defines millennials as a generation for you?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              People who were pre teens and teenagers in the 90s

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          basically if you remember 9/11

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's because "generations" are an extremely rough classification at best. Early millennials have frick all in common with late millennials, same for gen x and every other generation. You can't really take a span of like 20 years and say "yeah everyone born in this time grew up in basically the same environment. That's like saying the 50s were basically the 70s.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. I was born in 1993 and I have as much in common with a person born in 1987 as someone born in 1999, but I have nothing in common with someone born in 1973. Generations are twenty years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone born in the 90's is a millenial. GenX stops at 89' and that's being very generous.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          swing and a miss

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >imagine believing this
            Sorry if you were alive when Alf was the #1 show you certainly aren't a fricking millenial

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That image is right though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, no it isn't. Millenials are born in the 90's. Being born in the 80's and being called a "millenial" makes zero fricking sense

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you think 90s kids were gen x?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What? No, they are millenials. Kids born in the 80's are still genX

                >be wrong
                >get proved wrong multiple times
                >NO EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG

                good job

                >65-78
                lists mtv
                This is moronic

                >grows up with technology
                This is even more moronic. It's almost like you zoomers are moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kids that were teens in the 90s were born in the 80s. People aren't born as teenagers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No shit. Doesn't make those stupid memes correct. The farthest back to be considered a millenial should be 88'. Too young to remember anything in the 80's and a teenager by 911. Considering people born in 1980 a millenial is pushing it way too far. There are no based millenials

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's alright then cause no one based was born in the 80s

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >be wrong
                >get proved wrong multiple times
                >NO EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG

                good job

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "marriage equality" what a globohomosexual newspeak term

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So someone who experienced the rise of social media and the internet at the age of 30, the age my parents were when they had me, is totally the same as me who experienced it as an 11-year-old kid. Yeah the more I think about it the more this generation system seems stupid to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                D I G I T A L

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what's the name of the next generation?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >you poor bastards

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gen alpha iirc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If 1996 is gen z, then you definitely are separate from the post-2000 born ones. You have a much more concerte memory of pre-clown world. You were old enough to have the mental faculities to notice it gaining traction in around 2014 onwards in a way some 2002 born guy is likely to have. I suspect the 1996-1999 ones in particular may be the ones to really lean rightwards as time goes on.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh boy I can't wait to see who will sell me Omega watches and Aston Martins while telling me being a white male is toxic

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with that c**t's jaw?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop bullying Tom.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Diamonds Are Straight Bussin'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Octobussy
      Never Say Never Again To Me or My Wife's Son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thunderballin’

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. No Cap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You Only Cap Twice

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elbabros... we're finished

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Bond movies suck. Casino Royale was the last good one. Actors who become 007 get locked into doing nothing but mediocre bond movies for 10 fricking years. Glad Daniel got out of it. Bond is finished I think, you don't have modern spies doing exciting shit. You have sleeper spies logging boring shit for most of their lives. Pencil necks at computers do all the work.

      They should pause bond for a while then do a soft reboot with bond SET IN WW1 and go all the way to "modern times"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. It’s impossible to do a modern Bond without it being “Bond is the last action spy in a world moving on from him”. Boring and predictable. Set it in the 50s.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't have modern spies doing exciting shit. You have sleeper spies logging boring shit for most of their lives
        kek it's always been like that, Bond was never real. If you want a realistic take on what spying was like in the "based good old days" of the Cold War check out Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. What was real was the masculine ideals and national pride his character represented, which are gone now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bond movie should be late 1940s, early 1950s, just coming out of WW2, and Bond should get called in by MI6 and told that he needs to go and get a couple of missing Germans who got paperclipped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Colin Salmon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't this the guy who got cubed by lasers?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hehe yeah

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you expect me to talk?
            >No, Mr Bond. I expect you to dice.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For me, it's the chick's dead falling off

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just WALK TWO STEPS BACK BRO
            TWO STEPS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he seems a bit fishy to be in pond films

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only reality where Elba is bond is one where Craig died or left somewhere before Skyfall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbara Broccoli
      lmao imagine not killing your parents for giving you this name

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Barbara Broccoli
      hahahahaah wtf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop laughing, anon. She's a wop - that's basically the same thing as having a disability and being entitled to benefits.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt this will happen, but I'm guessing the direction they'll go for (assuming no hardcore SJW shit like making Bond a woman or something) is to take a completely opposite direction from Craig's serious stuff and go full lighthearted and zoomer. Meaning the next Bond movie could be a shitier version of Kingsman, so I could see this casting happening.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shaken, not stirred

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Holland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dude would make a good Q actually

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manlet shouldn’t be Bond. James Bond.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be nice if he got played by a realistic looking guy for a change: like a Bob Hoskins or a George Costanza type. Small and bald. But still an alcoholic selfloathing womanizer highly skilled chad

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was /ourspergchads/ turn, bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's an even worse beefcake than Craig. And he's a dork. No thanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me, I wear the same clothes all the time.
      I like the thought of him having his go to blue singlet. I bet he's happy when he unloads his washing and finds it in there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      404 character not found
      he's a real life Ken, no charisma whatsoever

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just end the series, Bond doesn't make sense now that Great Britain is officially over.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The name is Bond, Manlett Bond.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh wow a young James Bond, cant wait to see him wet behind the ears and making a douche of himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >oh wow a young James Bond, cant wait to see him wet behind the ears and making a douche of himself.
      That's just an excuse for the production to surround the fake main character bond with female characters that are better than him in every way and get everything done.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to screencap this post and post it again when the first previews of the next Bond movie come out.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Z007MER

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bond?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be useful Sir.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only place a Fenian is useful is under the boot of an Englishman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. Mohammed Bin Rashid-Choudry-Jones

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Keep your knickers on, Seamus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This homosexual ruins every movie he's in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, he does star in a lot of very shit films in the first place.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Stirred, not shaken. With a slice of locally sourced lemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice mustache, sir. Like a young Tom Selleck.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond is synonymous with whitey and whitey is lame as frick now and therefore so is James Bond

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah plus Britain is a walking corpse of a country now, and things are only gonna get worse. I think the Queen is the last living cultural connection the UK has to the "glory days" of the old Britain. Once she dies the collapse will accelerate (not that she's important in any other way), and stuff like Bond will have no relevance. Pozzing the shit out of him and pissing on the franchise's legacy will be all that's left.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        James Bond is synonymous with whitey and whitey is lame as frick now and therefore so is James Bond

        The lightspeed disintegration of British culture over the last 15 - 20 is one of the most tragic events of all time. All of european culture is fading fast, but Britain feels like it went from this vibrant, unique culture full of grand traditions and dynamic cultural movements to a non-descript cultural void full of people who seem vaguely embarrassed to be considered British.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Britain's a lost cause

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's crazy when you think about how quick it happened though, as recently as 10 years ago wallance and gromit were timelessly british characters, but if you released it today it'd feel dated and strange.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Very sad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If they were released today it would be lambasted as being 'unbearably white' and shit like that, but this isn't unique to Britain though, is it? It's depressing but it's a depression shared by the Anglosphere/Western world. It's as bizarre reading up about 20th century American as it is England. God knows how the French, Germans, Italians, etc. are faring. The Russians, at least, had their cultural eradicated over a century ago and it's not within living memory, and, even then, the Tsarist civilization wasn't all that great. They missed out on having the peak period of happiness and prosperity that the UK and America had

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Angloids called down the thunder, now they’ll reap the whirlwind.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can you elaborate? Seems like you've got a unique insight - like how do you describe Britain, in depth, then vs. now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The blonde girl in the bottom right is peak 'If only you knew how bad things were'

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's really surreal reading about stuff from the late Victorian era to EVEN the 60's. It was actually a civilization with some pride, purpose, and community that was both local as well as national.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bond is meant to be handsome though

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This guy could pull it off, he looks tough and can do an English accent

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >under 5'10"
    why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so they can save money by building smaller sets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Warwick Davis is James Bond
        Deep Roy is Fransisco Scaramanga

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His voice isn't deep enough

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just cast Henry Cavil

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is timonthy Olyphant never considered the role for bond? He was literally born for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he needs to bulk a little

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >american

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Americans shouldn't play Bond, ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He walks like a toddler wearing his dads shoes

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and heres your new bond girl zoomer
    >isn't she just beautiful?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The girl I had a crush on in elementary school looked like Zendaya.
      Meanwhile, I look like Elliot Page.
      She rejected me but I got two severely moronic creepy yandere femcel gfs in return.
      They would be yanderes if they weren't so moronic that they're not capable of harming anyone intentionally.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So it's gonna be James Manlet now?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I take it back
    just give me a negress bond

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Tom Holland have to eat out a Broccoli or suck off a Wilson?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the saying? "If Bond's a Yank, we riot"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then they have nothing to worry about

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling, he's Canadian so technically British anyway.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that would be funny. another reason for lanklets to explode in seething anger, like they do whenever tom cruise is mentioned

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your new 007, fr fr no cap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK
      DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS DUDE

      never watched a bond though

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    age doesn't matter when we have digital de-aging

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only richard could pull it off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would have been him if he’d stayed in the closet like Craig

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When did he come out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering how fricking godawful some of the other suggestions I regularly see are, he wouldn't be terrible.
      But they should really cast an unknown actor in his mid 20s with an aged/weathered face. That way he can play the role for 20 years and grow up with the character, but never be a comic-relief joke.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >producers want to cast and actor who is under 510 (178cm)
    Big fellahs....We lost.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bond coming through

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      15 years ago yeah, now he's too old and fat

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about Bond anymore. Craig killed it.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >younger
    Good idea. Anyone suggesting all these actors already in their 40s are fricking morons. Does no one remember how Craig was literally whining about being too old for this shit by his 3rd film?
    >shorter
    Dumb idea. Especially choosing someone like Holland. Height doesn't make you look younger except when you're talking about literal teenagers. Height shouldn't be a huge factor in the casting but he should be tall enough that you believe he can realistically fight strong goons in a brawl.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    young bond
    yes a bond, before he became a smooth lady killer, killing machine

    i'm hype bros

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THE BROCCOLIS
    FRICK MGM
    FRICK AMAZON
    FRICK SONY

    THIS IS SO EASY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      worst fricking tastes I've ever seen plus Bond shouldn't be a Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind Tom Holland but fricking hell do I hate how he's just the zoomer pandering actor.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The guy Madden who played Robb in GoT would make a good bond with these criteria

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT:zoomers thinking they are millennial chads

    Dirty stinky zooms trying to steal from the greatest generation

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >balding manlet

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my cherry picked stock infographic is factually accurate but the dictionary definition is not
    Sounds like a cope

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A young Bond isn't a bad idea. Problem is all the current big name young actors are queer soiboy manlets.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am not watching a Tom Holland Bond, simple as.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's gonna be a pajeet
    have you peeped at that cursed island lately?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your new Bond, bongs

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he will be the longest running james bond
    >young bond the rise
    >old bond the skyfalls

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*producers*~~ want to destroy any and all effigies of masculinity or western dominance
    woah, did i just wake up 50 years in the past

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly an American should be the next Bond

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well it makes sense for the best spy in the world to be from the best race

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond is a career killer. You're making shitty Bond movies for 10-20 years that nobody cares about.

    Tom Holland's The Crowded Room is going to be really good, and I hope he does stuff like that and Cherry in the future.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bond is too problematic in 2022. A womanising secret agent? And he's WHITE? Eww, cancel it please.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomers actually talk like this, I mean outside tiktok?

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Under 5'10"
    FRICK YOU HOLLYWOOD I WAS A SHOE IN YOU COULD HAVE HAD THE BEST BOND EVER BUT NO

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