Here's your new Falcon, bro.

Here's your new Falcon, bro.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What an exciting design. Kids just can't get enough of New Falcon. Soda cups, action figures, comics, kids love anything with this guy!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a very specific kind of seethe.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slowpoke here. Has he done ANYTHING in the comics worth giving a frick about?

        It's counter corporate pandering. Very streamlined. Like NEW Falcon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Slowpoke here. Has he done ANYTHING in the comics worth giving a frick about?
          Not that I can recall. Guy has a different civilian name in comics too, so I guess they just picked the relevant Spanish guy they had. The 2nd Falcon appeared in 2015, so the dude is a baby by comic standards.

          This guy exists to be Sam's "Bucky" or literal Falcon/partner

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet. I like Joaquinn.
    We already have 3 members of the Champions in the MCU:
    Falcon, Ms Marvel and Ironheart

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this is set to be the most boring MCU film yet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're fricked with this one. No one wants to see Han Solo Hulk out. His outfit is terrible, literally another guys clothes plus sunglasses. All the supporting people suck, and the TV show left a bad taste in everyone's mouth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The TV show was really terrible. There was no reason to reuse Zemo and force him into "purple mask rich butthole" role, the "real" villain got mansplained to the globalist buttholes as the REAL HEROES by Captain Falcon, Bucky continues to just sorta go along with everything without adding anything, and the whole thing felt like it could have been a tight 90 minutes and lost nothing of value.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >All the supporting people suck, and the TV show left a bad taste in everyone's mouth.

        The Cinemaphile show was well received, Cinemaphile is just full of contrarians who latched onto one scene and memed it to death for years. But outside of Cinemaphile no one gives a shit about that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The Cinemaphile show was well received
          You're kidding, right?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was. Cinemaphile vastly overstates whichever negative reception it had.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was. Cinemaphile vastly overstates whichever negative reception it had.

            This is why its important not to base your entire worldview on Cinemaphile threads, it makes you believe that the world is some skewed alternate reality version of itself based entirely on memes and shizophenic delusions that started off as jokes and people have forgotten was not real.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No one wants to see Han Solo Hulk out

        I do.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did we really need a new Falcon?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First movie with two falcons in it, first movie to make 2 billion. Simple math.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's supposed to be killed off like halfway through anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he isn't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they replace a black guy with a white guy or is he just a light skin black?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Different character entirely. Remember that Sam's falcon wings were a military project that was shelved after his partner got shot down and Sam quit the program. The wings were never unique, or even something that Sam was somehow responsible for.

      The only question is whether this new character is just someone else who also got ahold of a pair of wings, or if Sam's old buddy isn't as dead as he thought.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No no no, I meant like the character himself, I'm full aware this isnt a Don Cheadle thing. Also actual character drama would be nice given that was like the foundation of how marvel's emotional stuff was done is by shit like that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also actual character drama would be nice given that was like the foundation of how marvel's emotional stuff was done is by shit like that

          Yeah. Honestly one of the things that made the show clumsy in the first couple episodes was just how much character building they needed to do for Sam. Because in the movies, Sam was never protagonist material, he was strictly a sidekick with no real identity of his own. No personal story to advance. So the show had to do a lot of legwork to give Sam some substance so he could stand alone and not just get swept up by whoever else was around him. They were mostly successful, leaning into his nature as a veteran's counselor was an interesting choice, but he still needs more work done if they want him to carry the next wave of movies.
          That said, I kind of hope they don't bring back his old partner. Thats just giving him his own Bucky, we don't want a rerun episode.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No no no, I meant like the character himself, I'm full aware this isnt a Don Cheadle thing. Also actual character drama would be nice given that was like the foundation of how marvel's emotional stuff was done is by shit like that.

        >Also actual character drama would be nice given that was like the foundation of how marvel's emotional stuff was done is by shit like that

        Yeah. Honestly one of the things that made the show clumsy in the first couple episodes was just how much character building they needed to do for Sam. Because in the movies, Sam was never protagonist material, he was strictly a sidekick with no real identity of his own. No personal story to advance. So the show had to do a lot of legwork to give Sam some substance so he could stand alone and not just get swept up by whoever else was around him. They were mostly successful, leaning into his nature as a veteran's counselor was an interesting choice, but he still needs more work done if they want him to carry the next wave of movies.
        That said, I kind of hope they don't bring back his old partner. Thats just giving him his own Bucky, we don't want a rerun episode.

        It's Torres, Sam's military friend from TFATWS. The show ended with Sam giving him his old wings.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I... genuinely do not remember that character at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he mean giving a black character mantle to a white guy(Falcon). Which is honestly quite bold from Marvel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Ramirez
          Checked it out myself since nobody remembers this guy but he's played by a guy with Spanish and Columbia ancestry. So I guess they want hispanic representation?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the average 'white' man in the US lmaoooo

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tbh it was more the lighting and orange visor made it really hard to figure out what the frick his racial ethnicity was.
              >bro doesnt even have a picture on his wikipedia page despite being in Top Gun Maverick
              Damn, that's a burn.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come when I make the exact same thread but with a neutral "Heres a thing, discuss" it gets no traction, but when you preface with a meme/shitpost template it starts getting attention?

    I'm not mad, just curious if that really matters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because nu falcon, and the upcoming mcu is so fricking boring that nobody gives even enough of a frick to polpost or fake pol post to shit on him natively.

      Memes have memetic traction by definition.

      The only reason why I'm giving you a reply at all is because of your sweet quads. good luck and use this knowledge for good, and not ill.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Hot Toy collector and it sucks that the best look Sam has ever had not only didn't get a figure (because they wanted to sell the new Cap suit of course), but they wasted such a great design on his show. Wish we got more time with this look.

    As for the new guy, the suit is pretty by the numbers. The beak helmet is nice I suppose, but it makes me think of Gatchaman (I had to look up the name)

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird to think that two normal guys with jetpacks are going to be fighting Red Hulk. Well, it's probably still going to be Banner and Jennifer, but you get my point. Title hero has to let someone else fight the big bad

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