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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MOM SPAGHETTI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is moms spaghetti really sauron?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That isn't even Anson Boon
      yeah its

      oh shit it's the guy who played Johnny rotten in pistol

      He's a pretty good actor

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH LAWD DEM WYPIPO DEMONZ ARE STEALIN OUR SILMARILLONS AN SHEIT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's some awfully hot molten rock
    Should I forge the Rings of Power™, probably not...

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all act like you've never seen a maia before

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but why?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is NOT Sauron, it's a Morgoth cultist
    That isn't even Anson Boon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That isn't even Anson Boon
      yeah its

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's Bridie Sisson, a female

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why Sauron look like an incel?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eminen's inbred cousin

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be worse, but I am a bawd for some Annatar so I'll forgo some mistakes. If that's him talking during the trailer I'm not super hyped on his voice. Kind of sounds similar to Voldemort, and I hate making that comparison.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the dark lord I've been telling you about

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell Sauron is cute now?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the music sounded great

    https://twitter.com/AaronCouch/status/1550535510812086273?s=20&t=pzPRDuutbe47JQYW6dAAHw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that sounded kinda generic but I like the main Galashiels theme that plays in the trailer

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a fricking incel

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its not right? This is just an easily exploited meme by OP right? Its not like theyd cast the most charismatic and manipulative guy in the lore to look like a literal incel right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not Sauron, it's a Morgoth cultist
      They are baiting that it could be Sauron, but that pic in OP is actually of a female

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I was about to cancel my Prime subscription.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My ring's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
    Got out of bed at all
    The white wizard orcs cloud up my eyeball
    And I can't see at all
    Even even if I could it'll all be gray
    But the Nazguls on my wall
    It reminds me, that it's not so bad
    It's not so bad

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >come on Scatha, this dwarf ain’t gonna break itself!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dear Saruman I wrote you but you still ain't calling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dear Saruman I wrote you but you still ain't calling
      I left my rings of power and the orcs at the bottom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I read about your Uncle Melkor too, I'm sorry

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How is any sane person suppose to take this shit seriously?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO NOT A WHITE ACTOR AHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no no its ok its the evil character so white is fine in this case. But pic rel lol

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    needs more white on him to make it clearer

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >evil is a troony
    Huh

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I name thee Zoomeuron

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