Here's your Star Wars, bro.

A contemporary R&B song that will play in the end credits of an upcoming Acolyte episodes.
>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT LOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still not half as awful as Jedi Rocks.
      Lapti Nek tier at worst.
      Remember, George wanted that one in discos across the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People HATE Jedi Rocks too, troony.
        People also love the original Jabba song and Yub Nub.

        Neither one of which had a negress singing in a contemporary ghetto vibrato.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of, did Oola give anyone else a snuff fetish haha..

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're my twin flame, I feel ashamed when they call me your name.
    Imagine if they had a song like this for the OT.
    >Vader, you're my Dad, now I feel sad because you are so bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dat would've been lit frfr

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      , you're my Dad, now I feel sad because you are so bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I hurt my son today
      > He wouldn't take my deal
      > I cut his arm a way
      > His new one isn't real
      > AND YOU COULD RULE IT ALL
      > MY EMPIRE OF SITH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you got me good anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      erm..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still wanna frick the blonde cartoon girl with the braids at 0:13.
        If Disney just gave us frickable cartoon girls I honestly wouldn’t care what they did with the IP.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cartoon GIRLS, dipshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You could probably find some fortnite character rule34 that looks similar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "What if Star Wars was a big dance party" is more interesting than anything disney has made

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?t=19

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ow, why’d you slice off my hand?
      >there is something you must understand

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares, just let this turd evaporate into nothing like the rest of modern SW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      car crashes are entertaining anon. you should learn how to enjoy life when it happens.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >R&B song in star wars
    just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.....the frick

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you will live to see a rap montage in star wars in your life
    also this song is kinda lit I was expecting it to be cringe. it is not star wars though obviously

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the song is actually good, im suprised

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    user-dz4wl7ew4k would like to share his thoughts

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the pendulum is about to swing to the wokes favor, people are gonna get sick of all the chuddies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even normalgays are laughing at it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DidNothingWrong in his username means hes a chud Cinemaphilener larping as a normie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in that case call me Chudimus Incelius

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so lame that just doing anything black centric/themed is just an automatically valid and protected form of auteurship or creativity for any work. It's like a way of stylistically cheating because people just have this need to praise it every time

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They are doubling down
    hahahahahaha
    Is this a humiliation ritual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its almost like its a success and you are trying to collectively pretend its not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
        Are you genuinely moronic or is someone paying you to be moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this a humiliation ritual
      yeah, kinda

      >self humiliation
      and it's kino AF

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have it over the latest commercial as well

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First being rated worse than the Holiday Special and now a song worse than "Jedi Rocks". Amazing. Disney is on a hot streak!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People will say
      >"No way it's worse than Holiday Special"
      But the thing is, Holiday Special was incompetant, this is maliscious.
      Failing to do something good is a lesser crime than intentionally making something bad

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The power of one
    The power of two
    The power of buckle my shoe

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn, this shit bumps actually

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRFR SPACENIGG

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The power of of one, the power of two, the power of mannnnyyyy!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder they pumped up the price of their next game what, like $100? Disney .just be bleeding money because of Lucasfilm

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even know this show existed without YouTuber outrage. They should really just ignore it if they hate it so much so people didn't watch it to see if it's really that bad. Just ignore shit that's bad an maybe it will go away one day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Opposite of love is apathy star wars autists cannot let go of their love for a dead franchise. As if it is any surprise, they are all fricking autistic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love Star Wars and there's so much lew-disney shit that I can still just go back and watch, play or read the stuff I loved and disconnect it from all this cringe Disney era stuff without paying a dime. Anyone who likes Star Wars should just do that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They'd have to get a real job if Star Wars was good again. They kinda need it to suck forever.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Patricians, here's your Star Wars

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New disneyshill false flag just dropped bois!!!!!!!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Upupuppup

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruh dis slaps mane

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Da powa of on
    >Da powa o'tuu
    >Da powa omany homieaas

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I love the Acolyte now!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I counter you with the superior

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