>Hermione
>has been best friend with Harry and Ron for four years
>been through multple life dangering situations with the two
>always together, always unseperable
>still goes for the sports chad at first occasion
Do women really?
>Hermione. >has been best friend with Harry and Ron for four years
They friendzoned themselves.
Thats right. Its never the womans fault. Women have no agency and thus are except from consequences at all times.
Fault for what? You think it's other people's fault that they don't like you? kek
Why didnt she ask one of them? Specifically Ron the one she constantly threw fits over him not understanding her nonverbal communications?
>oh my god becky, I like totally brushed my hair the other way today and chadthunderwiener didnt even acknowledge that I did it for him! What about when I stopped wearing a sweatshirt around him, he didnt even offer me his! Doesnt he know how I'm feeling? No I never even talked to him but I put out so many signs!
Men can't read minds you stupid fricking roasties, what ever gave you the idea that we could?
>Why didnt she ask one of them?
She didn't ask anyone.
>Specifically Ron the one she constantly threw fits over him not understanding her nonverbal communications?
So she did express interest, Ron didn't understand, and this is somehow her fault?
>Men can't read minds you stupid fricking roasties
Expressing romantic interest for both men and women is mostly non-verbal. No one approaches a woman and says "I would like to have sex with you" inb4 "chad does"; most men are not chad, it's communicated with behavioral and contextual hints and clues. That's how human behavior works, understanding this is not "reading minds", it's just being a functional person.
It is her fault and she threw a fit. Why didn't she just ask him?
I know she didnt ask anyone. Answer the fricking question. Why didnt she?
>that's how human behavior works
Except it didn't and all she had to do was open her mouth and say something. Instead she fully expected her mind to be read. Nobody is going to notice you switching the arm you wear your bracelet on or whatever other non verbal nonsense you think a man is going to understand. Even in this exact story thats what happens. Hermione spergs out about not being asked and the boys dont understand what her issue is because to them its completely out of left field since they cant read minds and for the first time ever Hermione didnt speak hers.
You don't get to tell people how they express their interest in others. You don't get to dictate how people interact. You not understanding social cues is 100% a (You) problem.
Hermione was furious because none of them asked her on a dance. If she had interest in one of them, why tf she didnt initiate the thing? Like the poojetas did
They did, if they were interested in her they should ask her out
They didn’t and somebody else did
Deserve what get
Shes the one that wanted it. And then threw a fit and went for the forigner rival/idol instead. aka another "NOTICE ME" cry for attention directed at her only friends that would have been easier for everybody if she just said something directly. Shes the loudmouthed know it all character and yet couldnt speak up about wanting to go to the dance with one of her only two friends. How strange. Like I said, its never the womans fault even when things are directly resulting from their actions or in this case inaction.
In this case, no. Movie Ron is an insufferable twat. And Harry's celebrity is really ever brought up in the first movie.
In truth, Harry should have had panties thrown at him day and night.
going to dance is really lame and boring no doubt, but what they didnt know is you only got a small window to tang the young pang if you know i mean.
why didnt they even hate the idea of looking to the dance as something fun? they literally never did anything but sit around.
its not like they were doing more fun things that they rather they do, they had no hobbies they werent doing shit
>why dont 14 year old boys want to go to a dance
Post breasts femcel. No man ever wanted to go to a dance, they only wanted what comes after. Are you mad that you didnt get to read about 14yo harry potter losing his virginity?
I would go to a dance because its like everyone saying yes you can touch that girls back
when i was 14 i didnt want to go to a dance because i had things i wanted to do instead.
harry and ron never do anything to get that same feeling. they didnt even smoke weed to enjoy the nothing. they didnt even look at gazes on top of a mountain sober. they didnt do anything
the frickers didnt even study.
>this children's fantasy book didnt talk about every minute detail of his life so that means those things just never happened
Nice cope. You didnt want to go to the dance when you were 14 because you were a 14yo male. Id bet "things you wanted to do instead" were just the same shit you did every other day.
i did have things i wanted to do instead and did them with my other friends that wanted to do those things instead of going to a dance.
all ron and harry did was sit around hoping people wouldnt walk over them to bully them. thats what they did
This. Women can't go out with you if you don't pursue them. It's their basic nature, they go along with the forces around them. You as the man need to bring the woman into your energy flow, then she will give herself to you. Also don't be ugly or boring.
So youre saying theyre basically objects and dont deserve equal rights
Absolutely
Reminder that she fricked him in the book.
KRUMMED
They were too scared incels to ask her out
They're practically siblings in Hogwarts
That's why Ron went for the loser girls and Harry wanted ethnics
The most unrealistic part is Harry not getting a date in the first 30 seconds of McGonagall's announcement
the girls were still in that dont ask phase of life. harry didnt ask anyone until the butt end
i would have been like frick yea dance i get full a okay to touch some ladies lower back
>Harry is the most famous wizard in the world, the Boy who lived, rich, brave, hardworking, youngest seeker, the One who defeated Voldemort
>still lose to the jock
Nerdbros, not like this
maybe harry should have asked someone on day 1
That's how you know it was written by a woman
>still lose to the jock
Cedric was the most handsome man in hogwarts though.
He also cheated his way into the TRIwizard tournament as the underaged 4th entry. People at the school were sick of his main character syndrome, every year its something else with this four eyed scar faced freak.
Wearing glasses is practically a death sentence
If Harry asked me I would say no.
Harry isn't a homosexual.
Harry had a wand fight with Draco in the toilets where he sectusempra his ass
In the books Ron and Harry both rejected her because she's a half blood.
But harry is a mudblood mutt himself.
He has ultra royal magic snake blood because his parents were siblings.
it must be freeing, being so wrong about things and not giving a single shit about it.
i genuinely envy you.
>James:old money pureblood
>Lily: muggleborn bully fricker
Explain exactly how Harry isnt a half blooded freak aka a mudblood with an extra step.
hold on *huff huff* i can't keep up with *huff huff* your goalposts
What goal post. here ill slow it down for you and explain it
this is a post where i say harry isnt pureblooded himself "mudblood mutt" hes the mutt offspring of a mudblood and a regular wizard
this is a shit post
this is a moron whos mad at being proven wrong about his half blood comment which was wrong since Hermione is a mudblood, not a half blood.
This is the post where I pointed out Harrys parents status and asked to explain how I was wrong
This is your seething shitpost pretending not to understand.
In the books the gay guy liked his sister so he fricked her first so he wouldn't get cucked by a homosexual.
Cho moggs Hermione.
ginny was canonically getting fricked since the first movie daily breeding sessions with slytherin
Hermione is Rowling's self-insert. She went for the chad because Rowling was probably jerking off through the whole thing while writing it.
Deep down all women want tall athletic men. Its their nature. Something about a figure that can protect their offspring.
You can be a joe pesci character and get poon too as long as you are intimidating and threatening to other males.
hermoine was uggo
She only got interested in him because he was surprisingly bookish. If Hermione were shallow enough to only care about somebody being a famous jock then Harry more than qualifies. He's more famous than Krum without even trying.