He's a far better critic than Rofle

He's a far better critic than Rofle

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    But a far worse comedian

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      But a far better producer.
      "Oh, Ellis wants to leave? Well I know how to replace the parts people actually care about"

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Such a big crush on Tamara. I know shes a lesbian or whatever but still, I'd love to fuck them titties.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Is she actually?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, no my mistake, Bi (like all women) actually married a dude in 2020.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            No. As a dumpy millennial girl she's contractually obligated to pretend to be bisexual until she inevitably marries a man, just like every single other "bisexual" girl I've known.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        She's such a slam pig, wtf guys. I just wanna coom in her bratty mouth

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you don't value her insights and contemt contrubutions.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I value her contribution of coom content

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              That sounds fair.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Her boobs have gotten bigger.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Erin is better.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Erin is love
          Erin is life
          Simple as

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        my gosh that is just the definition of a slam pig

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, comedian
      >POOOPY I POOP BECAUSE THE GAME IS POOPY HAHA

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This post is a big lipped alligator moment. I’m boutta call up Melvin (brother of the joker) because I was frozen today.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Made me laugh

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    He did the marvel cinematic universe 10 years before disney

    he also pioneered critiquing movies as a career

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I get him mixed up with AVGN. What's the difference? I'm sorry, I don't have a parasocial relationship with either

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not a whole lot of difference just content genre

      Avgn does retro video games

      Nostalgia critic does nostalgic movies and tv shows (though has dabbled in some game stuff)

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pure kino. One of the most badass moments in internets history.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      AJ corrects Doug on the Prequels when?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't force him to use it...

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I really wish Linkara hadn't turned completely heel. He's been missed from Christmas Snob and Batman Critic episodes.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          what did Linkara do? I thought he was one of the good guys?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought he was one of the good guys?
            Linkara isn't, but the LIGHT BRINGER is

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The thing is that this doug saw this as laughing at himself but Linkara probably saw it as an 'epic' takedown.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime I hear linkara talk I think of the Oneyplays guys doing him and doug impressions and lose my shit.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    James was so full of life and passion in the mid-00s. But nowadays, he's like a dimwitted, lobotomized zombie. Wtf happened to him?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kids

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tired of saying "ass" to a camera for almost 20 years

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t know about his relationship with his wife but he’s past up on multiple gigs in movies like V/H/S and other notable projects because he doesn’t want to “be away from his family” even for a few days. He recently climbed a mountain and he was still carrying on about being away from his wife and kids. I get being homesick from time to time but that’s quite odd.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        “Missing the wife and kids” is an excuse. You think James would willingly pass up opportunity’s like that? It is obvious that his wife didn’t want him to do any of that because she doesn’t want him to have too much success. She wants to control him and make him do what she wants. Nothing must have given her more of a power trip than forcing him to stay home with the kids instead of making a cameo in a major motion picture.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >if i climb this mountain just imagine if I slipped and died, my kids depend on my
        >starts crying
        James potentially could have died on the plane, the cable cars, in the car, what a fucking pussy

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      The early episodes of AVGN when they were on Gametrailers were largely written by James and Mike together. Mike was never given credit for writing other than being listed as “help”. But it has become obvious that he was the one writing them.

      around 2012-2012 Mike stopped writing AVGN. I believe because they started doing the let’s plays and he was editing them.

      Since then James has had other people writing the episodes who also go uncredited.

      As far as his lack of motivation that comes down to his family life and being a father. Unlike most of America James has to both take on the role of mother/father AND do all the work to pay for everything. His wife takes the credit for his own movie and has sucked his soul dry.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        James is a retarded asshole that supports everything his simps try to pretend he’s against
        >his le wife controls him and ruined him
        He supports her input and agrees with her
        >UGH screenwave took over the channel from poor baby victim james
        He hired them and supports them

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      making reviews of shitty games for nearly 20 years filled with unfunny skits to appeal to autists

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Kids and I'm willing to bet the movie really broke his movie making spirit. It sounded like it was nothing but misery for him and probably cost him a lot of money. I heard he discovered the horrors of permits and license during the fiasco. Hence the merger.

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not a high bar.
    His criticism usually amounts to pointing out plot holes or just straight up not understanding the story and themes

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah James doesn't really shine in reviews. His talent is movie making(I know). I really wish he could work out how to make his short movies and do the secondary content you need to do to keep a channel active.

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    i actually really like him when he's not doing the character and skits and shit and he's just talking about a movie he likes

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    His recent stuff is pretty good. I really liked his Man on the Moon review where he shit on it and gave solid reasons. It wasn't the typical screaming, nitpicking that he used to do.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      what a fucking retard. Says he understands movies need to be condensed things for time and entertainment purposes and still proceeds to knock it for doing so, just to show off how much he knows about Kaufman to the point where he knows EXACTLY what Kaufman would do, like it's a fucking actually documentary and not an entertaining, funny, movie. Fuck right the fuck off for calling that good. He's a shitter, and a shithead, and apparently you enjoy being fed shit! 7:30 is all I can take. Im not going any further. FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU. I hope your non-existent children never learn to read.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        big lipped alligator moment

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >OH CRITIC I'M SO EXCOITED!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      FilmBrain being so salty about people mocking him after he's spent the better part of two decades insulting the work of literally thousands of people is so sweet.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >SHUT THE FUCK UUUUP
      >have a nice day

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >smacks ur gf on the arse

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so excited!

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >got in early
        >biritsh accent
        >brad put him over
        >lewis put him over
        >doug put him over
        >noah put him over

        And yet Matthew still failed spectacularly. What a shame.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        At the rate his hair is receding we may actually SEE his film brain within 3 years

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We're NOT doing the mass reply shuffle!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Le Shuffle Face.
        I legitimately thought this was supposed to be Chris Bores, before I clicked the post you replied to.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    NO MASS REPLYING ON MY BOARD CUNT

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >POV: You're the green M&Ms futa cock

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The kind that melts in ya mouth and not in ya hand

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's not saying much. James has always had a very simplistic view of movies and has never been able to review a movie beyond surface level facts about it. Monster madness is comfy, but he really does just read off wikipedia.

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      i hate autistic people so much its unreal

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Adam Friedland Show

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam Friedland Show
      I'm still waiting for cumtown to return.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    About as smart however. He didn't even know Linda Hamilton had a twin sister and criticized T2 for using movie magic to double her in her fight scene woth the T-1000 (they didn't; her sister played that role.)

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't even know Linda Hamilton had a twin sister
      Well, i didn't know that

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    mass replying fag, but that's a good 'stalgia 'jak

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >We're in the timeline where douge takes the fight directly to the globalists

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >we missed the timeline where Critic and Alex Jones review Eyes Wide Shut

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I would actually pay to see that.

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S A BIG LIPPED moron MOMENT!
    What did Doug Walker mean by this?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think I remember that one, which e-celeb actually said it?

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. He's full of opinions but tries too hard. Also, he's incapable of realizing when a movie is being stupid ironically.

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mike won

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    He isn't a critic, most of his "reviews" are just unfunny skits re-capping the events of the film.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He seems to have forgotten that he was meant to be a parody of a critic

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely enjoy listening to Doug give his actual opinions on movies not as the Nostalgia Critic.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I wish was on Midnight Screenings more, him and Brad are great together.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Does he even give different insight in or out of character?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        the critic is extremely hyperbolic for comedic purposes
        haven't seen his newer stuff, but he often ends the reviews by saying 'it actually isn't as bad as i make it seem, just some strange choices were made'

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing James for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal retard with manchild opinions?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're NPCs from the Truther subreddit

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing MADDOX for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal retard with manchild opinions?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >MADDOX

        the US navy vessel attacked by North Vietnamese torpedo boats in the Gulf of Tonkin on 1st of August 1964?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I remember he was making a comeback like half a decade ago but then released that video about being furious about the word "cuck". I always wondered why he was so but hurt about it. This certainly explains it. kek

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Maddox isn’t retarded, he’s just a soilord

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing THEAMAZINGATHEIST for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal retard with manchild opinions?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >SPED
      The fuck does this mean
      Write English you retard

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like we got a sped here, guys

          dumb esl

          Imagine bragging about riding the short bus lol

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >SPED
            The fuck does this mean
            Write English you retard

            Sped is about as English an expression as you can have yankee. You know English, from England.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Short bus
            >always have a partner to sit with
            >snacks are served
            >no one gives a fuck if you throw shit
            >seat belts

            School buses
            >have to look for a partner and usually sit alone like a loser
            >no snacks just loud music and urban youth yelling
            >will have the actual police called on you if you throw something and will be suspended for even talking to the driver
            >no seat belts max uncomfy

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like we got a sped here, guys

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        dumb esl

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      requesting more Latza webms

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ask and you shall receive.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I tip my fedora to you, sir. Do you happen to have the one of him laughing? They say that Latza's laugh is a known cure to suicide.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen that angle. Love it.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      where is this from?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Deep Latza lore

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Guys with big lips and long hair should really grow facial hair
      I know from experience

  26. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I started watching his Jurassic World review uploaded last week out of curiosity and he literally opens with a three minute-long sketch with black man and woman.

    He really just can't stop himself from putting those dumbass skits in can he

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He pays the puppets so he has to use them. It was better when it was just Rob and the pajeet doing voiceovers.

  27. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    He's a better filmmaker than Rolfe too, only because the AVGN movie is somehow worse than Douge's trilogy

  28. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  29. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Did his meeting with RLM ever pay off?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That was brutal.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        No. But there's always another plan with that guy.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What is he? Mr Hyde?

  30. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would honestly feel bad for him if I knew he didn't make any money doing this. I really hope he is able to support himself off his earnings, cause there is no reason to go to the lengths he goes to just to entertain people and be semi-famous.

    I am too old and cynical now to enjoy his videos, but i respect his childlike sense of humor and corny sentiment, its heartwarming.

    Kind of undercuts his schtick when he swears like a sailor on shore leave tho.

  31. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think he gets that he is essentially a children's entertainer, or thinks perhaps that is something to be ashamed of. Weird Al's being doing the same thing for years, and look how far hes gotten.

    He makes people happy. Thats important, whether he realizes it or not.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      were totally going to have to kill him after chistalnaucht tho. I really hope he doesn't beg too much, it'll be like putting down old yeller.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        him and billy crystal.
        it'll be tough, but you have to do it.
        hell give you those sad puppy dog eyes until the minute they close the barn door on the train carraige.

        >Last stop, Auschwitz! Toot Toot!

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Nien! Nien!
          >I am but a simple toymaker, I know nothing of the puppet master race!
          >Pinochio is not and never has been a member of the Hitler Youth! Lies! All Lies!
          >Ze armband? eh.. uh.. Antifa! Yes, he is a proud member of Antifa!
          >Alviedazen! Support BLM! Wave goodbye Pinochio!
          >Sieg Hiel!
          >No, Not like that!

  32. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    The whole AVGN persona is more like Mike Matei than it is James. James isn't really angry about anything in real life.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Screw you, I'm angry about a lot of things!

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        oh, you meant some other James.
        haha, just kidding. of course.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      He’s angry about people not social distancing and not wearing masks

  33. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Prime spoony was better than both

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah he totally was. Spoony could have much more easily transitioned into the modern era too. It's such a shame that he couldn't get his shit together before things went so wrong.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        If only he wasn't such a psychotic wreck

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Context for that image? How did he get that many women crawling all over him?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Big fans of the FF VIII review

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Goggles admitted she had a crush on Spoony back in the day
        >she wasn't even pretending in that video

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >And you could have it all
        >My empire of dirt

  34. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can't agree. To compare their actual reviewing ability, you can compare Doug's Disneycember episodes to James' Monster Madness. Both are 2-3 minute long reviews with no skits and no characters. In these small videos, James will relay trivia, his personal experiences, say what he did enjoy, say what he didn't, and recommended related material if he can. Doug, in these small videos, will spend precious time going over the plot ('so what's the story?'). He'll say any nonsense he can make up in order to come up with a unique take ('Agrabah looks like vegas!') because he seems convinced that if he can't say something that hasn't been said before then he doesn't actually have an opinion on something, and then he'll round off with wordplay as if he was presenting a trailer.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      More like James reads the wikipedia and says
      >I liked this movie as a kid uhuhuh
      Doug will actually review the movie

  35. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    They’re both more likable than Mike Soiklasa.

  36. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care i have sex

  37. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    neither of them are actual critics though

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      this really, they take shitty games/films and write what they can rant about, it's entertainment which got old but they don't know how to move onto something else

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        its extremely frustrating to see people taking all these youtube guys seriously. they're not experts in filmmaking, they know nothing except for big budget shlock made in the last 30 years and have the IQ of a dog so they're completely lost when talking about actual works of art

        talking mainly about NC, i've never seen anything by AVGN

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          James rolf hates games his passion is directing, it was mike really who was the angry game nerd and james is stuck doing it because his big avgn movie that was his spring board to hollywood flopped hard, now he can't even talk about movies and other people write his scripts, sad really.

  38. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    YOU AND ME
    LOST AT SEA

  39. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    $600 for a video game?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >One copy of Nintendo World Championship please, Mr. Latza

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't even make $600. How much was that Indiegogo asking for again?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      571

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      what about john de lancie?

  40. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    A Cinemaphile CREDIT CARD

  41. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
  42. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I hacked into cinema snob's skype and called everyone a moron once

  43. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes he gives praise to animated films which aren't good at all, like Kung Fu Panda 2. Painfully unfunny film.

  44. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    did he make any kino after the wall review? that shit was amazing.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing that'll make pseuds meltdown and coordinate multiple hate videos, but these are some I'd rate highly

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        thank you its kino time

  45. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Basado Punished Spoony thread get nuked?

  46. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    when you see it...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      tf am I supposed to be looking for

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. All I see are Doug and Robs Dad, Linkaras wife, Lindsays friend and I think thats Goggles next to her

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      this is exactly how i picture the audience for nostalgia critic would look like

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Leslie Jones in the center?

  47. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not the highest bar

  48. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lads it's almost October. I don't think the Year of Spoony is a go.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      He's streamed a ton recently. I'm thinking the Decade of Spoony is a go!

  49. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He's a better critic than RLM

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >He's a better critic than RLM
      RLM might be contrarian gays at times, but this opinion is faggily contrarian.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      none of them are critics though

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        This. They are entertainers. The proper phrase would be
        >Nostalgia Critic is a better critic than RLM

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wait i meant to say entertainer. How do i delete a post

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wait i meant to say entertainer. How do i delete a post

          i guessed you meant entertainer. but in that case, no. RLM can honestly be hilarious, but they're not critics. there are no actual critics on youtube

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Where are the actual critics?

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              The friends we made along the way

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              there's a few websites and blogspots here and there, but obviously Rotten Tomatoes and Roger Ebert's website aren't worth it
              times are rough

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I meant to imply RLM are also entertainers. I really fucked that post up

  50. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Latza still uploads a video from time to time hoping it will become viral
    He still haven't given up on his dream, has he?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      What’s his channel

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/c/Rhoranproductions

  51. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >melvin MELVIN. Brother of the Joker.
    >melvin MELVIN. Brother of the Joker.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced Joaquin Joker was inspired by Melvin

  52. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He’s entertaining and has a solid show. Is he smart? No. Is he consistently okay? Yes.

    He’s the mashed potatoes of YouTubers.

  53. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    we can all rest quiet now asalieri has fled the country and gameboob is still missing

  54. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    He also managed to defeat Change the Channel.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      this one's actually kind of shocking
      how strong exactly is his fanbase?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Well it really helped that #ctc was a completely disorganized and dishonest mess that collapsed in on iself after a couple of days.

  55. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Both are trash that only incels and chuds watch.

  56. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fuck that cat thing

  57. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Toby's birthday stream is LIVE, be sure to drop in and ask where Newt is.

  58. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    haha bat credit card lmao bat xd credit roflcopter card wwwwww

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a big lipped aligator moment of you.

  59. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why do soimales have poor eyesight? I have used a computer since 1996 and my eyesight is fine, so it can't be that. I also wanked six times a day during my teenage years so it can't be that either.

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