No. As a dumpy millennial girl she's contractually obligated to pretend to be bisexual until she inevitably marries a man, just like every single other "bisexual" girl I've known.
Don’t know about his relationship with his wife but he’s past up on multiple gigs in movies like V/H/S and other notable projects because he doesn’t want to “be away from his family” even for a few days. He recently climbed a mountain and he was still carrying on about being away from his wife and kids. I get being homesick from time to time but that’s quite odd.
“Missing the wife and kids” is an excuse. You think James would willingly pass up opportunity’s like that? It is obvious that his wife didn’t want him to do any of that because she doesn’t want him to have too much success. She wants to control him and make him do what she wants. Nothing must have given her more of a power trip than forcing him to stay home with the kids instead of making a cameo in a major motion picture.
>if i climb this mountain just imagine if I slipped and died, my kids depend on my >starts crying
James potentially could have died on the plane, the cable cars, in the car, what a fricking pussy
The early episodes of AVGN when they were on Gametrailers were largely written by James and Mike together. Mike was never given credit for writing other than being listed as “help”. But it has become obvious that he was the one writing them.
around 2012-2012 Mike stopped writing AVGN. I believe because they started doing the let’s plays and he was editing them.
Since then James has had other people writing the episodes who also go uncredited.
As far as his lack of motivation that comes down to his family life and being a father. Unlike most of America James has to both take on the role of mother/father AND do all the work to pay for everything. His wife takes the credit for his own movie and has sucked his soul dry.
James is a moronic butthole that supports everything his simps try to pretend he’s against >his le wife controls him and ruined him
He supports her input and agrees with her >UGH screenwave took over the channel from poor baby victim james
He hired them and supports them
Kids and I'm willing to bet the movie really broke his movie making spirit. It sounded like it was nothing but misery for him and probably cost him a lot of money. I heard he discovered the horrors of permits and license during the fiasco. Hence the merger.
Yeah James doesn't really shine in reviews. His talent is movie making(I know). I really wish he could work out how to make his short movies and do the secondary content you need to do to keep a channel active.
His recent stuff is pretty good. I really liked his Man on the Moon review where he shit on it and gave solid reasons. It wasn't the typical screaming, nitpicking that he used to do.
what a fricking moron. Says he understands movies need to be condensed things for time and entertainment purposes and still proceeds to knock it for doing so, just to show off how much he knows about Kaufman to the point where he knows EXACTLY what Kaufman would do, like it's a fricking actually documentary and not an entertaining, funny, movie. Frick right the frick off for calling that good. He's a shitter, and a shithead, and apparently you enjoy being fed shit! 7:30 is all I can take. Im not going any further. FRICK HIM AND FRICK YOU. I hope your non-existent children never learn to read.
FilmBrain being so salty about people mocking him after he's spent the better part of two decades insulting the work of literally thousands of people is so sweet.
That's not saying much. James has always had a very simplistic view of movies and has never been able to review a movie beyond surface level facts about it. Monster madness is comfy, but he really does just read off wikipedia.
About as smart however. He didn't even know Linda Hamilton had a twin sister and criticized T2 for using movie magic to double her in her fight scene woth the T-1000 (they didn't; her sister played that role.)
the critic is extremely hyperbolic for comedic purposes
haven't seen his newer stuff, but he often ends the reviews by saying 'it actually isn't as bad as i make it seem, just some strange choices were made'
Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing James for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal moron with manchild opinions?
>Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing MADDOX for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal moron with manchild opinions?
I remember he was making a comeback like half a decade ago but then released that video about being furious about the word "cuck". I always wondered why he was so but hurt about it. This certainly explains it. kek
>Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing THEAMAZINGATHEIST for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal moron with manchild opinions?
Short bus >always have a partner to sit with >snacks are served >no one gives a frick if you throw shit >seat belts
School buses >have to look for a partner and usually sit alone like a loser >no snacks just loud music and urban youth yelling >will have the actual police called on you if you throw something and will be suspended for even talking to the driver >no seat belts max uncomfy
I started watching his Jurassic World review uploaded last week out of curiosity and he literally opens with a three minute-long sketch with black man and woman.
He really just can't stop himself from putting those dumbass skits in can he
I would honestly feel bad for him if I knew he didn't make any money doing this. I really hope he is able to support himself off his earnings, cause there is no reason to go to the lengths he goes to just to entertain people and be semi-famous.
I am too old and cynical now to enjoy his videos, but i respect his childlike sense of humor and corny sentiment, its heartwarming.
Kind of undercuts his schtick when he swears like a sailor on shore leave tho.
I don't think he gets that he is essentially a children's entertainer, or thinks perhaps that is something to be ashamed of. Weird Al's being doing the same thing for years, and look how far hes gotten.
He makes people happy. Thats important, whether he realizes it or not.
him and billy crystal.
it'll be tough, but you have to do it.
hell give you those sad puppy dog eyes until the minute they close the barn door on the train carraige.
>Nien! Nien! >I am but a simple toymaker, I know nothing of the puppet master race! >Pinochio is not and never has been a member of the Hitler Youth! Lies! All Lies! >Ze armband? eh.. uh.. Antifa! Yes, he is a proud member of Antifa! >Alviedazen! Support BLM! Wave goodbye Pinochio! >Sieg Hiel! >No, Not like that!
Oh yeah he totally was. Spoony could have much more easily transitioned into the modern era too. It's such a shame that he couldn't get his shit together before things went so wrong.
I can't agree. To compare their actual reviewing ability, you can compare Doug's Disneycember episodes to James' Monster Madness. Both are 2-3 minute long reviews with no skits and no characters. In these small videos, James will relay trivia, his personal experiences, say what he did enjoy, say what he didn't, and recommended related material if he can. Doug, in these small videos, will spend precious time going over the plot ('so what's the story?'). He'll say any nonsense he can make up in order to come up with a unique take ('Agrabah looks like vegas!') because he seems convinced that if he can't say something that hasn't been said before then he doesn't actually have an opinion on something, and then he'll round off with wordplay as if he was presenting a trailer.
this really, they take shitty games/films and write what they can rant about, it's entertainment which got old but they don't know how to move onto something else
its extremely frustrating to see people taking all these youtube guys seriously. they're not experts in filmmaking, they know nothing except for big budget shlock made in the last 30 years and have the IQ of a dog so they're completely lost when talking about actual works of art
talking mainly about NC, i've never seen anything by AVGN
James rolf hates games his passion is directing, it was mike really who was the angry game nerd and james is stuck doing it because his big avgn movie that was his spring board to hollywood flopped hard, now he can't even talk about movies and other people write his scripts, sad really.
Why do soimales have poor eyesight? I have used a computer since 1996 and my eyesight is fine, so it can't be that. I also wanked six times a day during my teenage years so it can't be that either.
But a far worse comedian
But a far better producer.
"Oh, Ellis wants to leave? Well I know how to replace the parts people actually care about"
Such a big crush on Tamara. I know shes a lesbian or whatever but still, I'd love to frick them breasts.
Is she actually?
Ah, no my mistake, Bi (like all women) actually married a dude in 2020.
No. As a dumpy millennial girl she's contractually obligated to pretend to be bisexual until she inevitably marries a man, just like every single other "bisexual" girl I've known.
She's such a slam pig, wtf guys. I just wanna coom in her bratty mouth
Sounds like you don't value her insights and contemt contrubutions.
I value her contribution of coom content
That sounds fair.
Her boobs have gotten bigger.
Erin is better.
Erin is love
Erin is life
Simple as
my gosh that is just the definition of a slam pig
Lol, comedian
>POOOPY I POOP BECAUSE THE GAME IS POOPY HAHA
This post is a big lipped alligator moment. I’m boutta call up Melvin (brother of the joker) because I was frozen today.
Nice.
Made me laugh
He did the marvel cinematic universe 10 years before disney
he also pioneered critiquing movies as a career
I get him mixed up with AVGN. What's the difference? I'm sorry, I don't have a parasocial relationship with either
Not a whole lot of difference just content genre
Avgn does retro video games
Nostalgia critic does nostalgic movies and tv shows (though has dabbled in some game stuff)
Pure kino. One of the most badass moments in internets history.
AJ corrects Doug on the Prequels when?
Don't force him to use it...
I really wish Linkara hadn't turned completely heel. He's been missed from Christmas Snob and Batman Critic episodes.
what did Linkara do? I thought he was one of the good guys?
>I thought he was one of the good guys?
Linkara isn't, but the LIGHT BRINGER is
The thing is that this doug saw this as laughing at himself but Linkara probably saw it as an 'epic' takedown.
Everytime I hear linkara talk I think of the Oneyplays guys doing him and doug impressions and lose my shit.
James was so full of life and passion in the mid-00s. But nowadays, he's like a dimwitted, lobotomized zombie. Wtf happened to him?
kids
Tired of saying "ass" to a camera for almost 20 years
Don’t know about his relationship with his wife but he’s past up on multiple gigs in movies like V/H/S and other notable projects because he doesn’t want to “be away from his family” even for a few days. He recently climbed a mountain and he was still carrying on about being away from his wife and kids. I get being homesick from time to time but that’s quite odd.
“Missing the wife and kids” is an excuse. You think James would willingly pass up opportunity’s like that? It is obvious that his wife didn’t want him to do any of that because she doesn’t want him to have too much success. She wants to control him and make him do what she wants. Nothing must have given her more of a power trip than forcing him to stay home with the kids instead of making a cameo in a major motion picture.
>if i climb this mountain just imagine if I slipped and died, my kids depend on my
>starts crying
James potentially could have died on the plane, the cable cars, in the car, what a fricking pussy
The early episodes of AVGN when they were on Gametrailers were largely written by James and Mike together. Mike was never given credit for writing other than being listed as “help”. But it has become obvious that he was the one writing them.
around 2012-2012 Mike stopped writing AVGN. I believe because they started doing the let’s plays and he was editing them.
Since then James has had other people writing the episodes who also go uncredited.
As far as his lack of motivation that comes down to his family life and being a father. Unlike most of America James has to both take on the role of mother/father AND do all the work to pay for everything. His wife takes the credit for his own movie and has sucked his soul dry.
James is a moronic butthole that supports everything his simps try to pretend he’s against
>his le wife controls him and ruined him
He supports her input and agrees with her
>UGH screenwave took over the channel from poor baby victim james
He hired them and supports them
making reviews of shitty games for nearly 20 years filled with unfunny skits to appeal to autists
Kids and I'm willing to bet the movie really broke his movie making spirit. It sounded like it was nothing but misery for him and probably cost him a lot of money. I heard he discovered the horrors of permits and license during the fiasco. Hence the merger.
Thats not a high bar.
His criticism usually amounts to pointing out plot holes or just straight up not understanding the story and themes
Yeah James doesn't really shine in reviews. His talent is movie making(I know). I really wish he could work out how to make his short movies and do the secondary content you need to do to keep a channel active.
i actually really like him when he's not doing the character and skits and shit and he's just talking about a movie he likes
His recent stuff is pretty good. I really liked his Man on the Moon review where he shit on it and gave solid reasons. It wasn't the typical screaming, nitpicking that he used to do.
what a fricking moron. Says he understands movies need to be condensed things for time and entertainment purposes and still proceeds to knock it for doing so, just to show off how much he knows about Kaufman to the point where he knows EXACTLY what Kaufman would do, like it's a fricking actually documentary and not an entertaining, funny, movie. Frick right the frick off for calling that good. He's a shitter, and a shithead, and apparently you enjoy being fed shit! 7:30 is all I can take. Im not going any further. FRICK HIM AND FRICK YOU. I hope your non-existent children never learn to read.
big lipped alligator moment
>OH CRITIC I'M SO EXCOITED!
FilmBrain being so salty about people mocking him after he's spent the better part of two decades insulting the work of literally thousands of people is so sweet.
>SHUT THE FRICK UUUUP
>have a nice day
>smacks ur gf on the arse
I'm so excited!
>got in early
>biritsh accent
>brad put him over
>lewis put him over
>doug put him over
>noah put him over
And yet Matthew still failed spectacularly. What a shame.
At the rate his hair is receding we may actually SEE his film brain within 3 years
We're NOT doing the mass reply shuffle!
>Le Shuffle Face.
I legitimately thought this was supposed to be Chris Bores, before I clicked the post you replied to.
NO MASS REPLYING ON MY BOARD c**t
>POV: You're the green M&Ms futa wiener
The kind that melts in ya mouth and not in ya hand
That's not saying much. James has always had a very simplistic view of movies and has never been able to review a movie beyond surface level facts about it. Monster madness is comfy, but he really does just read off wikipedia.
i hate autistic people so much its unreal
Adam Friedland Show
>Adam Friedland Show
I'm still waiting for cumtown to return.
About as smart however. He didn't even know Linda Hamilton had a twin sister and criticized T2 for using movie magic to double her in her fight scene woth the T-1000 (they didn't; her sister played that role.)
>He didn't even know Linda Hamilton had a twin sister
Well, i didn't know that
mass replying gay, but that's a good 'stalgia 'jak
>We're in the timeline where douge takes the fight directly to the globalists
>we missed the timeline where Critic and Alex Jones review Eyes Wide Shut
I would actually pay to see that.
>IT'S A BIG LIPPED Black person MOMENT!
What did Doug Walker mean by this?
I think I remember that one, which e-celeb actually said it?
Not really. He's full of opinions but tries too hard. Also, he's incapable of realizing when a movie is being stupid ironically.
Mike won
Cute
He isn't a critic, most of his "reviews" are just unfunny skits re-capping the events of the film.
He seems to have forgotten that he was meant to be a parody of a critic
I genuinely enjoy listening to Doug give his actual opinions on movies not as the Nostalgia Critic.
Same. I wish was on Midnight Screenings more, him and Brad are great together.
Does he even give different insight in or out of character?
the critic is extremely hyperbolic for comedic purposes
haven't seen his newer stuff, but he often ends the reviews by saying 'it actually isn't as bad as i make it seem, just some strange choices were made'
Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing James for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal moron with manchild opinions?
Because they're npcs from the Truther subreddit
>Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing MADDOX for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal moron with manchild opinions?
>MADDOX
the US navy vessel attacked by North Vietnamese torpedo boats in the Gulf of Tonkin on 1st of August 1964?
I remember he was making a comeback like half a decade ago but then released that video about being furious about the word "cuck". I always wondered why he was so but hurt about it. This certainly explains it. kek
Maddox isn’t moronic, he’s just a soilord
>Why have so many people seemingly had the same experience of idolizing THEAMAZINGATHEIST for years and then hearing he was SPED and suddenly realizing he was a literal moron with manchild opinions?
>SPED
The frick does this mean
Write English you moron
lol
Imagine bragging about riding the short bus lol
Sped is about as English an expression as you can have yankee. You know English, from England.
Short bus
>always have a partner to sit with
>snacks are served
>no one gives a frick if you throw shit
>seat belts
School buses
>have to look for a partner and usually sit alone like a loser
>no snacks just loud music and urban youth yelling
>will have the actual police called on you if you throw something and will be suspended for even talking to the driver
>no seat belts max uncomfy
Looks like we got a sped here, guys
dumb esl
requesting more Latza webms
Ask and you shall receive.
I tip my fedora to you, sir. Do you happen to have the one of him laughing? They say that Latza's laugh is a known cure to suicide.
I've never seen that angle. Love it.
kek
where is this from?
Deep Latza lore
Guys with big lips and long hair should really grow facial hair
I know from experience
I started watching his Jurassic World review uploaded last week out of curiosity and he literally opens with a three minute-long sketch with black man and woman.
He really just can't stop himself from putting those dumbass skits in can he
He pays the puppets so he has to use them. It was better when it was just Rob and the pajeet doing voiceovers.
He's a better filmmaker than Rolfe too, only because the AVGN movie is somehow worse than Douge's trilogy
Did his meeting with RLM ever pay off?
That was brutal.
No. But there's always another plan with that guy.
What is he? Mr Hyde?
I would honestly feel bad for him if I knew he didn't make any money doing this. I really hope he is able to support himself off his earnings, cause there is no reason to go to the lengths he goes to just to entertain people and be semi-famous.
I am too old and cynical now to enjoy his videos, but i respect his childlike sense of humor and corny sentiment, its heartwarming.
Kind of undercuts his schtick when he swears like a sailor on shore leave tho.
I don't think he gets that he is essentially a children's entertainer, or thinks perhaps that is something to be ashamed of. Weird Al's being doing the same thing for years, and look how far hes gotten.
He makes people happy. Thats important, whether he realizes it or not.
were totally going to have to kill him after chistalnaucht tho. I really hope he doesn't beg too much, it'll be like putting down old yeller.
him and billy crystal.
it'll be tough, but you have to do it.
hell give you those sad puppy dog eyes until the minute they close the barn door on the train carraige.
>Last stop, Auschwitz! Toot Toot!
>Nien! Nien!
>I am but a simple toymaker, I know nothing of the puppet master race!
>Pinochio is not and never has been a member of the Hitler Youth! Lies! All Lies!
>Ze armband? eh.. uh.. Antifa! Yes, he is a proud member of Antifa!
>Alviedazen! Support BLM! Wave goodbye Pinochio!
>Sieg Hiel!
>No, Not like that!
The whole AVGN persona is more like Mike Matei than it is James. James isn't really angry about anything in real life.
Screw you, I'm angry about a lot of things!
oh, you meant some other James.
haha, just kidding. of course.
He’s angry about people not social distancing and not wearing masks
Prime spoony was better than both
Oh yeah he totally was. Spoony could have much more easily transitioned into the modern era too. It's such a shame that he couldn't get his shit together before things went so wrong.
If only he wasn't such a psychotic wreck
Context for that image? How did he get that many women crawling all over him?
Big fans of the FF VIII review
>Goggles admitted she had a crush on Spoony back in the day
>she wasn't even pretending in that video
>And you could have it all
>My empire of dirt
I can't agree. To compare their actual reviewing ability, you can compare Doug's Disneycember episodes to James' Monster Madness. Both are 2-3 minute long reviews with no skits and no characters. In these small videos, James will relay trivia, his personal experiences, say what he did enjoy, say what he didn't, and recommended related material if he can. Doug, in these small videos, will spend precious time going over the plot ('so what's the story?'). He'll say any nonsense he can make up in order to come up with a unique take ('Agrabah looks like vegas!') because he seems convinced that if he can't say something that hasn't been said before then he doesn't actually have an opinion on something, and then he'll round off with wordplay as if he was presenting a trailer.
More like James reads the wikipedia and says
>I liked this movie as a kid uhuhuh
Doug will actually review the movie
They’re both more likable than Mike Soiklasa.
I don't care i have sex
neither of them are actual critics though
this really, they take shitty games/films and write what they can rant about, it's entertainment which got old but they don't know how to move onto something else
its extremely frustrating to see people taking all these youtube guys seriously. they're not experts in filmmaking, they know nothing except for big budget shlock made in the last 30 years and have the IQ of a dog so they're completely lost when talking about actual works of art
talking mainly about NC, i've never seen anything by AVGN
James rolf hates games his passion is directing, it was mike really who was the angry game nerd and james is stuck doing it because his big avgn movie that was his spring board to hollywood flopped hard, now he can't even talk about movies and other people write his scripts, sad really.
YOU AND ME
LOST AT SEA
$600 for a video game?
>One copy of Nintendo World Championship please, Mr. Latza
He didn't even make $600. How much was that Indiegogo asking for again?
571
what about john de lancie?
A Cinemaphile CREDIT CARD
I hacked into cinema snob's skype and called everyone a Black person once
Sometimes he gives praise to animated films which aren't good at all, like Kung Fu Panda 2. Painfully unfunny film.
did he make any kino after the wall review? that shit was amazing.
Nothing that'll make pseuds meltdown and coordinate multiple hate videos, but these are some I'd rate highly
thank you its kino time
Why did Basado Punished Spoony thread get nuked?
when you see it...
tf am I supposed to be looking for
I don't know. All I see are Doug and Robs Dad, Linkaras wife, Lindsays friend and I think thats Goggles next to her
this is exactly how i picture the audience for nostalgia critic would look like
Leslie Jones in the center?
Not the highest bar
Lads it's almost October. I don't think the Year of Spoony is a go.
He's streamed a ton recently. I'm thinking the Decade of Spoony is a go!
He's a better critic than RLM
>He's a better critic than RLM
RLM might be contrarian homosexuals at times, but this opinion is gaygily contrarian.
none of them are critics though
This. They are entertainers. The proper phrase would be
>Nostalgia Critic is a better critic than RLM
Wait i meant to say entertainer. How do i delete a post
i guessed you meant entertainer. but in that case, no. RLM can honestly be hilarious, but they're not critics. there are no actual critics on youtube
Where are the actual critics?
The friends we made along the way
there's a few websites and blogspots here and there, but obviously Rotten Tomatoes and Roger Ebert's website aren't worth it
times are rough
I meant to imply RLM are also entertainers. I really fricked that post up
>Latza still uploads a video from time to time hoping it will become viral
He still haven't given up on his dream, has he?
What’s his channel
https://www.youtube.com/c/Rhoranproductions
>melvin MELVIN. Brother of the Joker.
>melvin MELVIN. Brother of the Joker.
I'm convinced Joaquin Joker was inspired by Melvin
He’s entertaining and has a solid show. Is he smart? No. Is he consistently okay? Yes.
He’s the mashed potatoes of YouTubers.
we can all rest quiet now asalieri has fled the country and gameboob is still missing
He also managed to defeat Change the Channel.
this one's actually kind of shocking
how strong exactly is his fanbase?
Well it really helped that #ctc was a completely disorganized and dishonest mess that collapsed in on iself after a couple of days.
Both are trash that only incels and troons watch.
I want to frick that cat thing
Toby's birthday stream is LIVE, be sure to drop in and ask where Newt is.
haha bat credit card lmao bat xd credit roflcopter card wwwwww
Thats a big lipped aligator moment of you.
Why do soimales have poor eyesight? I have used a computer since 1996 and my eyesight is fine, so it can't be that. I also wanked six times a day during my teenage years so it can't be that either.