>Oriental version of Halloween theme plays >Michael walking after you in rice field hat >Even more fricked because you can scream for help all you want and everyone's too embarrassed to get involved (they just walk by you really fast instead)
Let him come. If he's after you, you probably deserve it. If you
-had premarital sex
-drink or do drugs
-say "I'll be right back" and go into dark rooms
>Oh no! Mike just unlocked Warwick Davis' Leprechaun powers. Now they're both after you. Wherever you go Warwick Davis is going to watch you as you sleep.
Unfortunately he has the superpower of making everyone in a 20 mile radius a complete idiot so I’ll be pretty much the same.
I'll just Being There my whole way through the ordeal
>Run
>Look where I step
>*vanishes*
It's over.
>*Finds you after 30 years and kills you*
Incest pedo sex is still sex
>*swaps himself with a stranger than you just killed*
Good work murdering an innocent person anon.
Book a flight to Japan
>Oriental version of Halloween theme plays
>Michael walking after you in rice field hat
>Even more fricked because you can scream for help all you want and everyone's too embarrassed to get involved (they just walk by you really fast instead)
>Oriental version of Halloween theme plays
What would this sound like?
>Ching chong chong! ching chong chong! ching chong ching!
*halloween theme (with flute) starts*
we can make the mask wider and more oval shaped
>What's the plan?
Come for him
Get him laid.
When he lies down playing dead, crush his head or decapitate him
lock on the door, he's not magical like Freddy and Jason
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did. Jig C a rockin'.
Trip him when he's coming down the stairs
Unironically i would just wear my knight armor and wait. He would fall to my blade
Shotgun point blank to his face.
Then I axe his arms off, then cut his legs apart, then poop and pee on he.
You can't win because Mike has meta powers and would retroactively make it so he swapped clothes with another guy and you killed the wrong person.
>I SHOT HIM 6 TIMES!
>rewatch halloween 2
>loomis shoots michael 7 times
>put on tv cut
>he shoots 6 times
Which cut is canon?
>Halloween 1
>balcony is in the backyard
>Halloween 2
>balcony is in the front
which one is canon?
To tell you the truth, in all the excitement I lost track myself
Let him come. If he's after you, you probably deserve it. If you
-had premarital sex
-drink or do drugs
-say "I'll be right back" and go into dark rooms
>you go that way and I'll go this way, we can cover more ground
>only timeline where he has sex, he raped his teenage niece at the behest of a cult
So even michael myers has gotten more pussy than you
become a druid and make him my bodyguard
Ask him about his chud manifesto
You ain't fighting him btw.
He's been shot a hundred times, burned to death in a sealed basement and still just kept coming.
You have to just run.
Bruh have you seen Halloween Ends? He goes out like an absolute b***h
Not canon
Its the only canon. Same goes for Exorcist: True Believer
You didn't get them movie. Go back to watching Jasonslop.
>Sup Mike? Warwick Davis is right over there
>he nods and murders the shit out of Warwick while I escape
>Oh no! Mike just unlocked Warwick Davis' Leprechaun powers. Now they're both after you. Wherever you go Warwick Davis is going to watch you as you sleep.
Go on vacation until November 1st.
Take a shit on his front deck
I'll just be groovy baby
just like that old BET comic said: just get a car between you and him, and you can juke him around the car for hours until people come to help.
Fast-walk away
He is the epitome of pure evil.. There is no reasoning with him. There is no running away from him. Just accept your fate and die...
lets see the william shatner mask stop a 7.62.39mm projectile traveling at 2400 feet per second
Shoot him
With a gun
Unfortunately he has the superpower of making everyone in a 20 mile radius a complete idiot so I’m probably doomed
Unfortunately he has the superpower of making everyone in a 20 mile radius a complete idiot so I’ll be pretty much the same.
I'll just Being There my whole way through the ordeal
In reality Michael loves his sister.
Hire Busta Rhymes as my bodyguard