He's coming for you.

What's the plan?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Run
    >Look where I step

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the plan?
      Come for him

      >*vanishes*
      It's over.

      Book a flight to Japan

      >*Finds you after 30 years and kills you*

      Get him laid.

      Incest pedo sex is still sex

      When he lies down playing dead, crush his head or decapitate him

      >*swaps himself with a stranger than you just killed*
      Good work murdering an innocent person anon.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Book a flight to Japan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oriental version of Halloween theme plays
      >Michael walking after you in rice field hat
      >Even more fricked because you can scream for help all you want and everyone's too embarrassed to get involved (they just walk by you really fast instead)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oriental version of Halloween theme plays
        What would this sound like?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ching chong chong! ching chong chong! ching chong ching!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *halloween theme (with flute) starts*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we can make the mask wider and more oval shaped

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the plan?
    Come for him

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get him laid.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When he lies down playing dead, crush his head or decapitate him

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lock on the door, he's not magical like Freddy and Jason

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did. Jig C a rockin'.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trip him when he's coming down the stairs

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically i would just wear my knight armor and wait. He would fall to my blade

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shotgun point blank to his face.
    Then I axe his arms off, then cut his legs apart, then poop and pee on he.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't win because Mike has meta powers and would retroactively make it so he swapped clothes with another guy and you killed the wrong person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You ain't fighting him btw.
      He's been shot a hundred times, burned to death in a sealed basement and still just kept coming.
      You have to just run.

      >I SHOT HIM 6 TIMES!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rewatch halloween 2
        >loomis shoots michael 7 times
        >put on tv cut
        >he shoots 6 times
        Which cut is canon?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Halloween 1
          >balcony is in the backyard
          >Halloween 2
          >balcony is in the front
          which one is canon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rewatch halloween 2
        >loomis shoots michael 7 times
        >put on tv cut
        >he shoots 6 times
        Which cut is canon?

        To tell you the truth, in all the excitement I lost track myself

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let him come. If he's after you, you probably deserve it. If you
    -had premarital sex
    -drink or do drugs
    -say "I'll be right back" and go into dark rooms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you go that way and I'll go this way, we can cover more ground

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only timeline where he has sex, he raped his teenage niece at the behest of a cult

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So even michael myers has gotten more pussy than you

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    become a druid and make him my bodyguard

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him about his chud manifesto

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ain't fighting him btw.
    He's been shot a hundred times, burned to death in a sealed basement and still just kept coming.
    You have to just run.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh have you seen Halloween Ends? He goes out like an absolute b***h

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not canon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Its the only canon. Same goes for Exorcist: True Believer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't get them movie. Go back to watching Jasonslop.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sup Mike? Warwick Davis is right over there
    >he nods and murders the shit out of Warwick while I escape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh no! Mike just unlocked Warwick Davis' Leprechaun powers. Now they're both after you. Wherever you go Warwick Davis is going to watch you as you sleep.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shit on his front deck

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just be groovy baby

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just like that old BET comic said: just get a car between you and him, and you can juke him around the car for hours until people come to help.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fast-walk away

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is the epitome of pure evil.. There is no reasoning with him. There is no running away from him. Just accept your fate and die...

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lets see the william shatner mask stop a 7.62.39mm projectile traveling at 2400 feet per second

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot him
    With a gun

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately he has the superpower of making everyone in a 20 mile radius a complete idiot so I’m probably doomed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately he has the superpower of making everyone in a 20 mile radius a complete idiot so I’ll be pretty much the same.
      I'll just Being There my whole way through the ordeal

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In reality Michael loves his sister.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hire Busta Rhymes as my bodyguard

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