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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ...and a ped- oh you said gay already

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pederast?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You live such a sad and lonely life dude, please get help

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gays reproduce through the molestation of children.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you feel so strongly about the issue you should go on /b/ and clean house among your own ranks in straight e-girl threads before you ever start trying to begin an offensive with spies in your midst. Stop larping like this is a specificly gay issue. The entire Muslim faith is inherently pedophilic go Jain the military tough guy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            e-girl posters don't even interact with adult women let alone children

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The LGBTQIA+ community did more to address the issues of children in 50 years than straightoids did in over 100 centuries

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Castrating children is not a good thing, troon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not going to get through. It’s a sad fact that most straight people secretly hate their wives and children, yet cling to them only for the sake of legacy and status in their communities.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever you want to tell yourself, you AIDS riddled pedophile.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like spread monkeypox?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Brainwashing kids into becoming troony freaks is a strange way to say "addressing child issues".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You’re being dense. LGBTQ people were often molested, they set up welfare systems to help with people fleeing from the sexual abuse. No one else cared. Middle Americans fundies were the ones molesting them they weren’t about to pitch on for a system

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > LGBTQ people were often molested
                molested by gays. That's how you reproduce. Then you set up systems to groom them even more.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are not intelligent. You’re not grasping reality. You’re acting like closeted homosexual people who rationalize it with “power” don’t exist in right wing territory. Who schizophrenically think they are not gay and the boys they frick are “homosexuals”. You reek of this type of person btw

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >u hate spiders? u must want to frick spiders
                >mug right wing boogeyman
                You're such a cookie cutter gay far-leftist stereotype.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have schizophrenia. I’m a straight white man from the bayou who’s been to every major city and far away small town in the southeast and east coast. These issues are universal and there are people everywhere who stand firm with me in sanity. The idea of you breaking down and resorting to calling me a gay liberal in response to me condoning the execution or sterilization of all pedophiles gay and straight is hilarious. Your guilt crystal clear

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m a straight white man
                Sure you are pal. you wouldn't lie on the internet would you?
                >execution or sterilization of all pedophiles gay and straight is hilarious
                Schizo post. Then again, now that you mention this it sounds like a good idea. You should be sterilized and executed you disgusting groomer pedophile.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The execution or sterilization of all pedophiles is the first thing that would happen if we got someone in the white house with our best interests. Sterilization has been on the table for some time already in action in some jurisdictions. We need to go full scale on you people. I believe in a hardcore surveillance state where only murder rape theft and pedophilia are crimes and death is the only punishment. You think I’m crazy? That’s what everyone wants. You’re gonna learn sooner or later how crazy crazy gets

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sterilization is pointless, what they need to do is crastrate pedos. This will result in most gay men becoming eunuchs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sterilization prevents them from producing more victims in the open air prison that would be a mercy. There a female chomos too anon. Far more dangerous members of the species

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Women pedos are an incredibly insignificant percentage of the problem and a minor problem at that. Most pedos are homosexual men and they're responsible for propagating homosexual behaviours.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Like 40% of all pedos are women. Women just don't act on it like men do.
                For all intensive purposes, a woman will frick ANYTHING so long as she is in an environment where it's considered normal. This is why no female pedos seem to exist anywhere except when you make them teachers or fujos, then they ALL become pedos. Women do not have independent ideas. They just follow the crowd. Brothels literally had specialist hookers who exclusively fricked young lads in their yoing to mid teens in order to 'break them in' before their weddings. No woman objected to this 300 years ago. It was wrong because whoring was wrong, not because of the age of the boys.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >For all intensive purposes
                lmao you're just shitposting aren't you. Pretty good bait anon, I thought you were genuine for a sec.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Equality more than you bargained for femanon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                /ss/ is a perfectly fine double standard and I'm tired of pretending it's not. males and females aren't equal

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post your face

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cowardly little nonce behind a screen

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lack of pedophilia is literally causing an autism birth epidemic and total human extinction outside of Africa, where fricking toddlers is thought to cure AIDS.
                Your principles are wiping you out Black person.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have schizophrenia and you’re a danger to the children around you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The execution or sterilization of all pedophiles is the first thing that would happen if we got someone in the white house with our best interests. Sterilization has been on the table for some time already in action in some jurisdictions. We need to go full scale on you people. I believe in a hardcore surveillance state where only murder rape theft and pedophilia are crimes and death is the only punishment. You think I’m crazy? That’s what everyone wants. You’re gonna learn sooner or later how crazy crazy gets

                You’re both absolute morons.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Great job anon really can’t refute an ironclad argument like that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No need to make an argument when I’m watching two morons argue over who makes the best shit pies.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Very common in the Muslim and Indian world, in prison. Are you so divorced from reality with your propaganda? Did you forget the propaganda was tailor made for an audience of actual morons before you started believing it yourself?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Very common in the Muslim and Indian world, in prison. Are you so divorced from reality with your propaganda?
                What the frick are you talking about schizo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kid diddler detected.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not your "dude", brah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not your "brah", homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not your "homie", kimosabe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cope, seethe, dilate, homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the lgbt will never not be mental illness, WHO lobbyist can go frick themselves

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny that leftoids don't even refute it anymore. It's just, "y-youre le incel dude..."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can't forget the classic
          >b-but whatabout the catholic church??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing to say. All right wingers are pedophiles, that much has been shown already. Their projection is pointless.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah?
            Go ahead and post statistics proving that, like I did.
            >n-no, dude trust me

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It is not red vs blue. They’re right and left, gay and straight. You have been manipulated by the irl bg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >d-dude ur le brainwashed!!!
                I accept your concession, troony.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah?
                Go ahead and post statistics proving that, like I did.
                >n-no, dude trust me

                Yeah frick that lib. Libshits like him ruined Dune and are the reason why the West is in the death spiral with the drain.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Been getting dirty out my top so homie, what you wan' do?
                I'm with some homies with no name, when you say something, they like,
                Who?
                He lost his brother to this shit, but he gon' bang 'til he through
                And I can tell you Black snort 'caine before he load up and shoot
                I'm smoking doja, my cup dirty, Percocets, I'm on two
                This homie actin' like a b***h, I can't control what he do
                Well b***h, we stepping on you, a hundred flying, coming through
                And frick that b***h, that ho ain't shit, she cross that line with me too

                But homie, I came through swerving
                I was thugging, getting loaded, getting dirty
                He want smoke, we blow it, make him choke it
                We gon' murder him
                Been dranking potion, tryna focus
                homie play, we shoot another film
                homie, I came through swerving
                I was thugging, getting loaded, getting dirty
                He want smoke, we blow it, make him choke it
                We gon' murder him
                Sipping potion, tryna focus
                homie play, we shoot another film
                homie, I came through swerving
                I was thugging, getting loaded, getting dirty
                He want smoke, we blow it, make him choke it
                We gon' murder him
                Bitch, we bangin' 4K Trey
                A homie play, we shoot another film

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just admitted to having actual schizophrenia and you don’t understand that because you’re literally mentally moronic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Republicans are blocking actual anti child bride laws even as we speak.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Literally. I’m the “schizo” in the middle politically who thinks sterilized escape from New York would make more sense than this. I understand the tribalism. It must be nice just turning their brains off and acting like our entire society isn’t in a memory hole. We have trauma amnesia every day when we wake up in the morning your functional people mostly are too scared to form let alone voice opinions and everyone entrenched on either side of every major argument is equally wrong and usually actually want the exact same things. Freedom. I think if we legalized all drugs and sex work and enforced 18 under pain of death, killed all murderers thrives and rapists, real democracy with every citizen on a jury at least once a week really pouring over every crime so people aren’t wrongly executed. Utopia with trannies and rednecks at the same bbq. They finally got the invite from Robert

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >1 in 15 homosexuals
          I feel like this is vastly underestimated. Just look at the majority of gay posters on the chans. All of them are attracted to underage boys to teens.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wear your diapers gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ad hominem will get you no where in life. Be better.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally have a nice day. I’ll get banned for this but it’s worth it on the small chance you read this and go through with it. Go go go! Hurry!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More straights are pedophiles.

      Yes, even per capita.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >source: dude TRUST me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. Gay pedos molest underage kids at a ratio of 7.5 to 1. Or an average of 150 boys compared to straights who average 20.

          Learn how stats and per capita actually works.

          Most people that rape kids are straight. Crime stats are a secondary matter mostly caused by media bias.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Crime stats are a secondary matter mostly caused by media bias.

            My Black person in freebase cocaine, what manner of nonsense is this?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Most rapes are committed by straights. If you actually look at the sources people give for the per capita meme, you will realize most of them are inherently biased or wrong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you one of those black people who doesn't understand how per capita works? lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, what I am is one of the few white people that does understand how per capita works, unlike you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not official or correct because....I SAID SO OK I KNOW BETTER THAN PROFESSIONAL INVEDTIGATORS AND PROFESSORS
            kys /lgbt/

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I can disprove most of the arguments made by professional investigators and the rest never show what you actually think they show.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No you can't. And no you didnt

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I can.

                Yes I will.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We're waiting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post the arguments.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Libs and conservatives are both equally pedos

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Only the far left is actually pedo free for the most part. For everybody else it's basically just a question of free market pedophilia vs the parents getting paid.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The far left is equally pedo to the far right. And you’re a false flagging right winger with no finesse. You depend on your fellow cretin being continually disingenuous and flinging shit at straw men with big noses

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Only the far left is actually pedo free for the most part. For everybody else it's basically just a question of free market pedophilia vs the parents getting paid.

                history's worst pedophiles were all far leftists lmao. why not play the game straight (heh) by admitting you don't care

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You people in both sides of the argument keep trying to play a values game and it reads like your both pedos trying to make one or the other seem worse. Otherwise your focus would be with the issue and not putting all the blame for a universal issue on the other football team

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm saying his side sucks more but also that I don't care about the issue brainlet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You clearly care. You just won’t admit your obvious reasons for investment because I’m ranting about jihading your kind

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Histories worst pedophile was emperor Nero. Many blame him for the fall of the Roman Empire. He was a troony, but he fricked his mom along with young boys. Inb4 le ebin bi is gay slam dunkeroni

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They already in this thread homosexual. Read.

                You can’t even read English kek

                Which is what you can't do. As you seemingly ignore all the stats and data posted itt

                Seethe more

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You mean these?

                Wrong. Gay pedos molest underage kids at a ratio of 7.5 to 1. Or an average of 150 boys compared to straights who average 20.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Most people that rape kids are straight.
            I know where this is going and all I will say is that you would help your cause much more if you just shut the frick up.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, e-girl threads on b do bigger numbers than shota. Per capita bullshit aside there are tons of straight pedophiles and acting like they’re all gay only makes it seem like you have blame to shift

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How come 90% of predator capture videos feature men trying to meet up with little boys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because people with your bias prefer pushing that narrative

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's hundreds of these kinds of channels, just seems weird that they all independently happen to show a clear overrepresentation of gay predators

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You don’t get how algorithms work do you? You get recommended what you seek. If you sought out female centric ones that’d take over your results

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If you sought out female centric ones that’d take over your results
                You misunderstand, if you go through videos on any of these channels most of the predators will be gay, im not talking about sifting through recommended stuff

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To catch a predator was always girls. I’m not sure where you get %90. You probably have schizophrenia

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >To catch a predator was always girls
            that is the one exception, and it's a show from giant legacy media company. Go watch amateur predator catcher channels and you'll see what i mean

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't let anyone lie to you. Gays are overrepresented in terms of child predators but they try to reconcile this by saying that a man who diddles a little boy isn't "gay" somehow

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a schizophrenic moron. This exact argument was made by pedophiles in this exact thread but for straight. All pedos need to be executed period

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry the truth bothers you so much.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally mentally moronic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pedophiles period bother me. Kill all the gay ones. But when you are done with them, you better finish what you started

                Take your PrEP

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re exhibiting symptoms of schizophrenia

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pedophiles period bother me. Kill all the gay ones. But when you are done with them, you better finish what you started

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Never heard of female teachers fricking young bois

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's different because... cuz.. well it just is! Ok

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only if you believe the absurd claim that boy rapists are straight if they don't openly identify as gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Gay pedos molest underage kids at a ratio of 7.5 to 1. Or an average of 150 boys compared to straights who average 20.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fat and bald should be enough

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thats why i was glad he died, boring character
    >hes fat and evil
    also heres his second in command
    >psycho and evil

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is more nuanced on the book. Denis figured complexity would get in the way of the monochrome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's more interesting in the books because you get his perspective and can see how he's constantly plotting, the movies were good about adding that point for the Bene Gesserit but terrible about it for the baron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they hinted at it with the undrugged fighter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Except that was Thufir Hawat but they cut all of his and Fenrings scenes from DUNC 2 despite filming them. Tim Blake Nelson played Fenring.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Except that was Thufir Hawat
            In DUNC the baron uses the undrugged fighter to test Feyd and increase the publics opinion of him to set him up as his heir

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              In the book, it was Feyd that arranged to have the Atreides left undrugged. It was too raise his own prestige with a "real" fight and to undermine the slaver and replace him with someone he can choose. He did this with Thufir.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the movies were good about adding that point for the Bene Gesserit but terrible about it for the baron.
        And for the mentats, I haven't seen it yet but they got their attention at least right? Thufit doin his thang and what not?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, I...

          Harkonnens underestimated the Fremen because they bribed the Spacing Guild to never reveal their true locations

          They just bribed them to not put satellites on dune. No one can lie in espionage in this universe truth tellers exist

          This, but the Harkonnens just really believed there weren't many Fremen around. It's one of the harshest planes to survive on in the Imperium, and the desert is full of enormous angry worms and metal-destroying sandstorms. Rabban repeatedly brought up the idea that the Fremen were more numerous/capable than they had previously thought, but the Baron discounted him because he mostly thought he wasn't that smart and the idea is dumb on the surface.
          >Oh yeah? There's thousands of them, maybe tens of thousands, living out in the sand? Where there's no water or plants, and sandworms all over the place? Shut the frick up, Rabban.

          I mean Feyd was also trained by exceptional fighters, even getting some guidance by Thurfir if not actual training. Just Paul's were better. I want to say at least two different people note his ability to adapt without fighting with a shield versus Paul having an actual issue with it in his fight against Jamis, but that was probably the only one.

          Feyd probably got plenty of training, especially if he was serious about it. But he wasn't a dedicated soldier with actual experience, like someone in the Sardaukar, and Paul is probably in the upper 1% of all swordsmen in the universe at that point. Fenring might have been able to take him, but probably no one else in that room.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but I don't think it was so obviously stacked to anyone that didn't already know Paul. Maybe the Reverend Mother, who realized he was the Kwisats Haderach. Everyone else? He's a noble brat that has been living hard the last few years, the Emperor even notes he looks almost malnourished compared to what I guess was beefy Feyd.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >living hard
              Yeah, personally waging a war at knifepoint against the Emperor and the Baron. I only really meant stacked from the audience perspective anyway, but Paul was obviously going to win if only from the story all but requiring it to happen.

              Yeah every re-read I do I always laugh because there are several times when Rabban seems to know more or figure things out but no one listens to him/he's too subservient to force the issue.

              I always thought it was meant to be another contrast between the Harkonnens and the Atreides. The Harkonnens are crippled because they intentionally hire/promote flawed individuals, and rule by fear, which turns people into yes-men and makes them less efficient: Rabban being an example. The Atreides would have listened to Rabban and given the idea some thought, realizing that an idea stands apart from the mouth it came from.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >an idea stands apart from the mouth it came from
                kino line will use from now on

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah every re-read I do I always laugh because there are several times when Rabban seems to know more or figure things out but no one listens to him/he's too subservient to force the issue.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >maybe tens of thousands
            Rabban estimated a high end of 5 million as I recall. he was way too low.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fenring would have mopped the floor with Paul. Both and Shaddam knew. In the book the Emperor was like "he's young but he's tired, go for the easy kill" but Fenring, being as he was a fricking Mentat, knew that killing Paul would have the sandBlack folk nuke the spice forever.
            Fenring had a brain, Shaddam didnt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I started to read it and in the second chapter the Baron reveals the entire plot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Dune isn't about big reveals, stuff just happens and you know its going to happen beforehand. It's about the process by which events unfold, you can't really spoil the story of Dune because it spoils itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Feyd-Rautha was interesting in that everyone considers him a psychopathic monster when he was really just hopelessly spoiled and an idiot. If raised differently he might have been a noble man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i wasn't referring to Feyd

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Well Rabban's not a psycho, he's just an ass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            c'mon now Rabban's entire thing is having psycho meltdowns in the films

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He had stupid impatient butthole meltdowns. He didn't kill for pleasure, but because he was an angry gorilla who couldn't be bothered to check his impulses.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Feyd is sadistic but Rabban is quite clearly a psychotic that just randomly kills people when he gets angry

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was wondering how they have a servant caste system. Seems like being a lower harkonnen is just dying at the whims of your betters at some point. Didn't understand harkonnen society at all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I assumed all that shit rolled down hill. Or like North Korea a big, but weird in that clearly some of them leave the planet. Can't recall if they mention Gurney was saved from a Harkonen slave pit in the movie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                he happened to be rescued in a Atreides raid on the planet. Extremely few people ever travel between planets, and gurney is notable for spending significant amounts of time on three separate worlds. Someone did the math and there are only like 68,000 interstellar flights a year in dune, out of a population of hundreds of billions of humans.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He is a Prigozhin allegory.
    Frank Herbert is a vehement Putinist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hes a Trump analogy, Glossu is Dana White

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >allegory
      so this is why Tolkien hates Dune

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkien hated Dune because he had israeli brain rot that precluded from accepting consequentialist philosophy or the concept of faith-inspired righteous violence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is an ironic post because Dune is a very israeli setting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was, before Paul.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the entire thing is israeli, it even has israelites in it

              I'm not sure what the difference is. I'm just too lazy to look it up but I'm sure it's not that complicated.

              analogy is like saying this thing is like this thing, allegory is like the moral of the story in the thing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based and clearpilled. this one will see wotan's field

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tbf morons confuse allegory with analogy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure what the difference is. I'm just too lazy to look it up but I'm sure it's not that complicated.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkien is a hypocrite or a liar.
        War of the ring is based on Ottoman Invasion of Europe. The Battle of Minas Tirith is based on Battle of Vienna.

        Morgoth and Sauron are based on Satan. Orc literally means "demon".
        Elves are stand in for angels. Industrialisation of Isengard is criticism of intensive industrialisation in UK (UK almost ran out of wood before coal was found) or Third Reich or USSR
        There are plenty of allusions and allegories in Lotr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no he isn't and no hes not. Why can't you esls understand the difference between analogy and allegory ffs lol
          Lotr is full of analogy but not allegory

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hur dur

            Lotr has plenty of both. If you knew grade school world history and basic story telling terms, you would know that Tolkien was lying when he said that he hates allegories

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it literally doesnt, all that shit you said about ww2 etc that idiots like you reading more into it then Tolkien actually intended.
              So Tolkien wrote a story about hobbits throwing a ring into a volcano. Thats the story, there isn't a deeper allegory

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          inspiration isn't the same as allegory/analogy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fricking this, way too many people don't understand that. And taking inspritation from something is not the same as ripping it off, which is something people who insist that "hur dur dune ripped of star wars" refuse to understand.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hur dur

          Lotr has plenty of both. If you knew grade school world history and basic story telling terms, you would know that Tolkien was lying when he said that he hates allegories

          for starters, Tolkien didn't hate allegory

          >"But I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done so since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence. I much prefer history, true or feigned, with its varied applicability to the thought and experience of readers. I think that many confuse 'applicability' with 'allegory'; but the one resides in the freedom of the reader, and the other in the proposed domination of the author."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tolkien hated dune for potentially a half-dozen other reasons, and it was not because of allegory

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Problem?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure he's an all around self indulgent degenerate and bisexual

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss that about older fiction, when being a gay or gaygery in general was just so universally disgusting it sold any antagonist, or the entire plot.
    Wake in fright I'm looking at you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you miss simplistic writing?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never read the books, but is he as boring as the film? He doesn't do anything remotely evil other than
    >off screen scheming
    >beat up a couple of prostitutes
    >swim in black slime

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's way more interesting in the books. Denis just made him generic evil fat man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he killed those prostitutes and they were children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hes a cartoon villain in the books
      most of Dune is anime-tier internal monologues which is hard to film so Im not sure how'd youd write him in a movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just watch the sci fi miniseries with ian mcniece and you'll see an attempt to do so.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it looks so corny I never got around to watching. maybe someday

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Italicized writing is so corny, he thought to himself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He reminded me a lot of Dr. Robotnik in the book

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the book he's always scheming pretty clever plans, but the reader has knowledge that he doesn't so I never had a sense that he would succeed at anything. I always figured that was to give a sense of the prescience that Paul has. All the schemes mean nothing in the face of future sight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the books he is extremely flamboyant. He lacks any self control and probably has OCD

      He dresses himself in gold and each finger has a ring with a giant israeliteel in it and he can't stop fiddling with it, and he is always eating. Unironically, the David Lynch one is much closer to the books than the DUNC one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the lynch dune gets more right in the aesthetics but has some pretty big divergences from the plot. However DUNC also makes some huge divergences in how characters act, their motivations, and the overall plot as well.

        the scifi series is the most accurate overall but the production values are lower for obvious reasons and its more boringer and shit. Frank was only alive for lynch Dune and he liked it aesthetically. Most people who actually read Dune liked it and recognize that the big divergences like the weirding module were done for a reason, because it would be very difficult to film melee combat with the weirding way as described in the books. It actually would work in the modern media environment where *teleports behind u* is an established, valid martial arts move.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the lynch dune gets more right in the aesthetics
          See that's the thing. Lynch leaned into the crazy aesthetics of Dune. Denis literally brought in his own aesthetics, and bent Dune to it. Blade Runner 2049 also ignores Blade Runners aesthetics, and instead Denis does his thing. He basically has one vision for Sci-fi, and when he makes a new sci-fi adaptation, he will most likely use the same aesthetics.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Denis tried to make Dune fit the current orientalism aesthetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the books he rapes and kills little boys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he killed those prostitutes and they were children

      Speaking of killing prostitutes, how did he even kill them?!
      Is he some sort of telepathy user and he froce threw them across the room?

      I know he can clearly float/hover, but it doesn't seem like he can fly or do to much else he would have no issues with handling things himself instead of rely on his weak nephew and incompetent Bautista

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In DUNC 1 he lifts the doctor's entire body up by his hair and cuts his head clean off without visibly exerting himself, so he probably has some sort of strength implant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Diverges from the book where Piter kills him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's Paul's grandfather and Jessica's father. Outwardly he's supposed to be more charismatic but they cut it out. In truth he's just a sociopath and a failed breeding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And he will be back in Alia's mind in Dune Messiah.[/spolier]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You get a lot more of his internal monologue as he schemes while waiting for little boys to be delivered to his chambers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >scheming
      >beat up a couple of prostitutes
      >swim in black slime
      he's living the dream

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his constant need to moisturise is in fact gay and evil

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Portraying a gay man is evil?

    IN CURRENT YEAR?

    How did they get away with it?!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't, they made him straight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh thank YHWH.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least he doesn't have acne.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched the movie how is he gay? He's a progenitor of the atreides line? Did I miss something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In the books he rapes slave twinks that look like Paul because of he gets off by the idea of fricking Paul in the ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ty for info.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So he's just all of us then. Timothee is a qt

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh 'Lanet
    >Muh 'Rakkis
    >Muh Dunc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >'Ate Atriedies
      >'Ate Fremen
      >Luv muh Spice
      >Simple As

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aw vlad stop sinkin my dunc man i got work in the morn

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's evil because he ruthless kills anyone between him and his desires. He played his side too hard. As you guys mentioned he he killed those whose but do you honestly think he's only killed those 2? Did we watch the same series?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    #
    I just rewatched the first and I actually liked this especially knowing the consequences. He had just killed three and the other three fled. These are not smart or honorable men. I like the stupidity in them as characters. I also felt like the Baron had a poison needle on his finger and could have killed Paul even with the knife in his neck but did not out of something resembling love. Yet this does not redeem him. More of a selfish boomer vicarious love where he will at least know in passing his bloodline will maintain power

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I also felt like the Baron had a poison needle on his finger and could have killed Paul even with the knife in his neck but did not out of something resembling love.
      Are you talking about the device on his finger? That's his shield. You can see him activate it when he approached Leto in Dune 1. He didn't have any inkling he was related to Paul until Alia called him grandfather just before he died.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It showed him reacting to his mother’s conception in a flashback though. He lost track and didn’t know his daughter was who she was? Maybe he just doesn’t give a frick, which defeats my previous argument but oh well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In the book he had no idea that he even had a daughter, the Bene Gesserit just manipulated him and got one of them pregnant in the same way they manipulated Feyd. Denis showing him reacting to the baby was a stupid addition to the film and made no sense for the character.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I thought the thing on his finger was a poison needle the really had the shot framed like it mattered

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can see it at 2:30. I know because I'm a book nerd and remember it stating that his shield was what protected him from the poison gas.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Baron doesn't refrain from jabbing Paul out of love. He refrains because, like Paul said, he's an animal. He's not a human. He wouldn't survive the box, nor the Gom Jabbar.
      He would rather gnaw off his own hand than lay in wait for the hunter to to return. In this case, the hunter is standing right over him- ready to be pricked- but the Baron lacks the will to overcome instinct.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely shocked they didn't portray him as the sadistic pedo he is in the books. I wonder why?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's Hollywood, baby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would have come off as antisemitic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop false flagging. Right wing people in the mountains and swamps and sticks who hate israelites are as consistent in their child molestation and pedassery as drag queens in inner cities with story books or Jeffery Epstein. This is a universal problem and the solution against not just this specificity but the reality of the corrupt control itself is to see through brainwashing on both sides and cooperate. Since I’m attempting to be earnest maybe we don’t kill them. Might have to. Blood should not be spilled lightly, sterilize them all and put them all on an island like escape from New York. Not all israelites. Not all gays. Not all red necks. All predators. People come on this site and act like they’re in the clear because “you have to eighteen to post here” I’m in my mid twenties but I’ve been on here since I was fifteen and I can tell you first hand there are rampant gangs of international sex traffickers doing business here under the guise of many many things. On all political and racial spectrums. One problem, all enemies to the family

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kys redditor you've been btfo multiple times again and again with fact and data In this thread. You have no credibility. Feel free to reply in a vain attempt to defend your pedophilia lifestyle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are you even saying? What’s your argument? Are you mentally moronic? Do you think you just won a fricking medal or you get a cookie or something for shutting down and coddling yourself? You can’t deny the validity of anything I’ve said with actual reason like an adult human being

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Seething so much with anger that he can't even stay grounded in reality and read data
              Sad!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can’t even read English kek

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot to attach the gigachad image

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Batista just fricking kill both of them? He’s buff and strong they’re fat and skinny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was dumb and afraid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was thinking about it at the end, but he sucks as a fighter, a small child could beat him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >We trained him wrong, as a joke Piter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the book wjen the emperor arrives he sends Sard- to raid the seiches in the north after Paul’s force goes south. Only children and elders. They were overwhelmed by children alone and only a couple survived to report back to the emperor

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So the empire just sucks wiener at fighting? I don’t think they get many wins in the movie at all

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, the fremen are all spiced up. They are the best fighters in the universe

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They destroyed house Atreides, who discounting fremen were the best fighters in the universe. This is why they had to die. Their power had eclipsed the empires militarily and politically, the Hark nor Sard could have taken them alone, on their own world probably not at all. It was a trap

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            in the books they explain that the emperor's forces USED to be top-tier fighters but got complacent and lost their edge. compare that to the fremen who have to fight for their lives every day.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Hark had been underplaying the Fremen issue because their inability to handle it would lead to execution. They reported 50000 where there were millions, so the emperor underestimated what he was entering into

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Harkonnens underestimated the Fremen because they bribed the Spacing Guild to never reveal their true locations

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They just bribed them to not put satellites on dune. No one can lie in espionage in this universe truth tellers exist

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yet in Dunc2, we see the Harkonnens observing a holographic display of the planet, meaning they did have satellites.

                In the first moments of that scene, I am thought for sure it was happening in a Spacing Guild ship, and they were setting up a plot thread about how the Guild actually DID have satellites over arrakis, and monitored/dealt with the Fremen on the side, while denying the ruling House's the same capabilities. Such a plot point is necessary to explain the Guild's flip to Paul at the end, as they knew for a fact that he wasn't bluffing when he claimed to have Fremen standing by to destroy the spice cycle.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the Fremen paid the guild to not have satellites over the southern half of arrakis. The guild also has a total monopoly on the launch and maintenance of satellites. anything past transorbital flights to their heighliners is something they have a complete monopoly over, and one that they guard jealously

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Sardaukar get Worfed hard. Ackshually they're good enough to fight Harkonnens (who are representative of the other Houses' military might) at massively outnumbered odds and WIN. Even for all the dicksucking the "elite" Atreides get, they're still not fully 1:1 as good as Sardaukar.

            But this is kind of lost in portrayal because the Fremen are an order of magnitude above the Sardaukar.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Even for all the dicksucking the "elite" Atreides get, they're still not fully 1:1 as good as Sardaukar.
              Yes they were. They even explicitly say some of them were better. And the Emperor knew it, which was the whole motivation for targeting the Atreides. If Leto had taken his entire military and attacked the Imperial Palace on Kaitan then he could have deposed Shaddam because the Sardaukar were spread thin and had gone soft. Leto had no such plans but Shaddam simply could not accept the possibility existed at all and was bitterly jealous that had Leto tried, the Great House's would have fully supported him as Emperor. The Atreides instead simply got overwhelmed by sheer Harkonnen and Sardaukar numbers, treachery, technological wunderwaffens (the artillery in an age of shields) that prevents them from fighting at all. There wasn't anything resembling a fair fight between the Atreides and the Sardaukar at all, which was the point. The Emperor was so paranoid about Sardaukar losing in a fair fight against the Atreides that he stacked the deck against them to an absurd degree.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny because if the Emperor wasn't such a moron he would've just wed Irulan and Paulo resolving the entire crisis. Atreides were a good choices.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                royal families traditionally did not marry individuals from big power players in their own realm precisely to avoid power imbalances. essentially, they'd go look for neighboring royals if possible. in this case it would result in house corrino being replaced by house atreides.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                in the book he actually says exactly this, lamenting to Irulan that the atreides were a good line and in different circumstances she's have been married to Leto

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If Leto had taken his entire military and attacked the Imperial Palace on Kaitan then he could have deposed Shaddam because the Sardaukar were spread thin and had gone soft
                the guild would never have allowed this. they have a TOTAL monopoly on interplanetary travel and decide who goes where and when

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No one was, due to the Sardaukar having the advantage of being trained in planets where every day is a fight for survival.
                That being said, the Atreides had some of the best trainers and warriors you could ask for: anyone trained by Thufir Hawat is already at the top 1%, and Duncan Idaho could have probably 1v1 anyone.
                baliset man was great too but prime Hawat was better and so was Duncan.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Duncan Idaho could have probably 1v1 anyone.
                >baliset man was great too but prime Hawat was better and so was Duncan.
                Duncan said that Gurney could beat him in sparring 6 times out of 10.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >If Leto had taken his entire military and attacked the Imperial Palace on Kaitan
                The Spacing Guild essentially told him to frick off when he wanted satellites over the southern region of Arrakis. They would have done probably the exact same thing.
                >You cannot afford it, no matter how much you actually offer to pay us it will cost more.
                The Spacing Guild wanted stability overall. They knew and worked with Shaddam. They wouldn't have ever ok'd the Atriedes deposing him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Alright I'll spell this out for you since you might be asking a genuine question and not just baiting bookgays.
            The Atreides had Duncan and Gurney training their house troops. Duncan and Gurney are like Chinese wuxia protagonists insofar as they're the bestest fighters to ever fight, which means people trained by them are also pretty good fighters.
            House Corrino (the imperial house) has a prison planet, Salusa Secundus, where they train Sardukar. But Corrino- and the Sardukar- haven't actually had to fight anything in ages, so even if the fresh troops out of Salusa are still Genghis Khan motherfrickers, their commanders and veterans are not.
            Arrakis/Dune is Salusa Secundus on steroids. Outside of the northern city and outlaying villages, the quality of life is worse than a prison planet. Fremen struggle to survive from birth. They also get spice-juiced from birth, which is why they're so easily adaptable to the Bene Gessirit Witching Way (I'll get to that next). Still, they're not a formal military force, and an organized Sardukar assault could likely match them pre-Paul.
            However, what Paul does is introduce Atreides training from Duncan-Gurney techniques AND the Bene Gessirit Witching Way into Fremen fighting styles, which allows even women and children to take down Sardukar.
            House Corrino doesn't suck wiener at fighting. It's just that nobody else can even compare to the millions of zealot spice-warriors the Atreides gain on Dune. It's why the Jihad is such a one-sided slaughter of trillions of lives. Remember, this is a melee-focused combat setting; one skilled warrior can account for tens, if not hundreds, of enemies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's extremely loyal the barron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hated how he was killed off in the movie. Talk about anticlimatic

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how bout just white

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Feyd spends his life fricking slave concubines, being royalty, and occasionally engaging in gladiatorial show matches against drugged opponents while wearing a shield
    >climactic fight is him, without a shield, against a guy that was best friends with some of the universe's most competent fighters and tactical masterminds, can see possible futures and is a human calculator, and lives and breathes knife fights without shields
    The odds seem... stacked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Harkonens are not known for being smart anon
      Even their Mentats are hedonistic morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Feyd was also trained by exceptional fighters, even getting some guidance by Thurfir if not actual training. Just Paul's were better. I want to say at least two different people note his ability to adapt without fighting with a shield versus Paul having an actual issue with it in his fight against Jamis, but that was probably the only one.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait wasn't Baron and Leto I cousins? So wasn't Paul already a Harkonnen?

    Also they never really went into how this relationship thing worked for Paul to be Baron's grandson.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pauls mother was his daughter obviously. Joining the BG would be like catholic. We know who Paul’s grandfather was on his fathers side

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Leto 1 was the great grandson of the Emperor's older sister.

      Paul is Harkonnen on his mother's side.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what was the soundtrack like though?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of flutes and orchestras

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      swelling strings for the "big kiss"
      wump wump WUMMMMMP AWOOO for action sequences. literal nothingburger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good, but toned down and more generic than Part One.

      Harkonens are not known for being smart anon
      Even their Mentats are hedonistic morons

      The Baron bought Piter, he wasn't Harkonnen by blood or planet.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so he's a mockery of the average american moviegoer?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ugly and kind of weird looking/asymmetrical, I wonder if people think I'm a villain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you're a villain <3

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i love how the sardaukar got their asses pushed in, since i swear putinbots were shilling them

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's supposed to be so morbidly obese that he requires his suit to be able to move.
    And yet, he looks slimmer than a lot of people I see day to day.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally nothing wrong with liking cute young girls. Modern feminism has really rotten the brains of so many homosexuals in this thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes but personally i like cute young girls over the AoC because i hate jail and im not moronic enough to fall for jb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      of course not, but you just keep it to yourself lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post your face

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They kidnap rape pass around and murder children and film it all
    But enough about the Palestinians

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    im extremely handsome and never struggled with girls in my entire life. Most dudes I talk to agree with me on this because I articulate myself not like a sperg, and am open about my love for young girls. This wasn't even controversial a couple decades ago

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Liking 14-16 year old girls isn't even considered a paraphilia. Thats just innnate male heterosexuality. Holy frick you really are a homo

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nope you're a limp wristed feminist gay who has to type these things to calm his emotions...

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >liking 16 year olds is evil
    Thats not even illegal in most of Zoggified feminized israeliteSA. How far has this board fallen?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are adult-frickers so violent and mentally ill?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's the byproduct of generations of war culture as part of an endless powergrab in which the most violent and ruthless are the ones who survive. And what the movie makes extremely clear is that it works. So much so that Paul has to adopt the same practices and piss on the ashes of everything his father stood for in order to succeed.

    tl;dr you just didn't get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >piss on the ashes of everything his father stood for in order to succeed.
      I didn't get this from the movie

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you dont even know what that words means troon stop the larp

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shame the movies didn't touch Barons motivations for being nasty. He was very smart (being only a few generations from the birth of Kwizats Haderach) and Bene Gesserit had tried to assasinate him making him crippled. Getting crippled fricked the Baron up and he dedicated his life to show others human traits thought ugly so others were forced to see what humans were. Nastiness also hid his intelligence when people thought he was just fat and gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've only read dune and dune messiah, but this must be from one of the Brian Herbert books because it's completely moronic. Baron says to Feyd Ruth that his hedonism is his way of staying sharp, never losing his edge by constantly wanting more. It's a contrast to Atredies discipline and the Bene Geserit philsophy about what makes people human. The devious and has some cunning, but he's also a moron who blabbers about his plans and motivations constantly, is clueless about the intrigues going on around him, and who completely loses faith in himself if he doesn't have a mentat to double check his plans. He almost gets himself assassinated by the Empreror for blabbering about his plans to make Arrakis a prison planet, something he only does because he's a slave to his ego and self indulgence.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He almost gets himself assassinated by the Empreror for blabbering about his plans to make Arrakis a prison planet,
        I honestly don't remember that from the book at all.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's when Feyd kills the undrugged gladiator. Count Fenring comes to Geidi Prime to talk with the Baron and at one point the latter mentions he had an idea to solve his personnel problem on Arrakis and get rid of the Fremen by turning it into prison planet, inspired by the Emperor with Selusa Secundus. The tone of the conversation immediately changed and the Baron isn't sure what exactly happened.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My reading is that Herbert changed the way the Baron is portrayed depending on who he's with. Cunning and in control with Feyd, stupid and gluttonous with Thufir, vicious and intimidating with Rabbani, small and insignificant with the Emperor. You do that with characters but Herbert pushed it to greater degree with the Baron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he tried to rape a BG and she formulated a poison within her body (vegana) to permanently deform him and make him obese. (Bene Gesserit have complete control of their bodily processes)

      The Baron isn't fat because he eats too much, it's literally his body plan now. He only eats so much as a cover for his imposed genetic condition

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This post violates United States law

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post your face

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you think anyone fears a feminine gay crying about normal heterosexuality? If you do not find 16 year old girls attractive you are scientifically a homosexual.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you're such a chad in your early life that some bene gesserit witch decides to alter your metabolism to make you gigafat and then you just embrace it and fatmaxx and become even more depraved
    >you get killed off, but you find a way to come back by possessing your granddaughter and then get more depraved while inhabiting a body of a young girl
    >even thousands of years into the future your genes (and mind) are preserved and ready to reemerge into the universe on demand to be depraved once more

    Absolute legend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he really fricking mogged Alia, I want that final scene from Children in Villeneuve's style, it would actually be perfect

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and gay
    I mean that was a literal plotpoint in the book.
    he was a pedophile.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    team up when?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also he is finnish

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuals are disease vectors

    Just look at how the media treated you like princes for spreading monkeypox

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does this mean most of the user base of Cinemaphile is evil?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Herbert was really into femdom
    >whole Bene Gesserit wank
    >only women can drink the water of life because muh miracle of preggers
    >women soldiers are better because they are...just better ok?
    >then in chapterhouse he just drops all pretense and writes straight up femdom smut

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He loved his wife.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it gets good when it hits fish speaker and matres

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and white

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    same

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I wouldn't want to stay on Dune if this dude came on it.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    also because he floats in the air menacingly

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it's really just the last one that causes that

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He's evil because he's fat...and bald....and GAY
    based writer

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and named vladimir

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he in these movies a lot? Skarsgard is the only reason I’d really be watching

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=nR85r78OB3GincM6

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does he float around like that?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are all bad things. It's a clever way to visually communicate things about his character

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's supposed to be hedonism incarnate.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Weinstein homage
    It's true that they look out for the tribe.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s because he’s white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The main character is his grandson and he stabs him in the neck immediately after getting the n word pass

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > He's gay.

    Yes. That is quite evil. Predators get the rope.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SILENCE!

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