It’s literally every normalgay criticism you’ve ever heard of this movie but with an extra emphasis on the neck snap. Also Linkara claims to be a writer, which is probably the funniest joke he’s ever made
>The color palate of the movie sucks and makes it confusing in parts >The alien tech is overly complicated and impractical (I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.) >The music sucks and it sounds way to depressing for a superman film >Questioning why Clark didn't gain his powers when he was born, despite some of them coming from the atmosphere in this movie >The characterization of Martha and Jonathan Kent >It's show weirdly, high amounts of shacky cam for no good reason >Him not liking most of the more controversial scenes (Destroy the Truck was to over the top that someone not noticing is ridicules, the tornado scene being dumb, ect.) >The movie being to grim dark for the first superman movie in a franchise >The tone makes certain scenes not work despite similar scenes working in the Reaves films >Some weird scenes that are just odd >The fact that despite Zods henchmen aren't the same ones from superman 2 they basically are >The start of mid battle is fine but afterwards is pretty moronic (Character being dumb, stupid dialog and the government being useless, at least the fight isn't that bad) >Problem with how modern sci-fi battles are shot and how looking all the same (Something about battle star galactica) >The movie seemingly having a theme that nature is more important than nurture and the Kents are much less important then his space parents. Clark is an alien and an inhabitant of earth after. This is more of a silver age view of the character and Linkara prefers the more modern where Clark is as a character a farm boy first and foremost. >Neck snap shit is bad and Linkara doesn't like superman killing. Also he gives some other ways that Clark could have stopped Zodds lasers.
I haven't watched the video but I gotta say the theme for this movie just doesn't live up to the old John Williams theme. Or the DCAU theme. Or the Max Fleischer theme. Honestly Captain America's theme sounds like a better fit for Superman. But that's kind of the point. This isn't supposed to be that Superman so he's got a different theme. Less triumphant horns.
why Clark didn't gain his powers when he was born, despite some of them coming from the atmosphere in this movie
Actually why is it that it took Clark his entire adolescence to gain his full powers while the other Kryptonians got them in minutes?
Aside from a fight scene what else makes it dbz exactly?
Also DBZ fights happen either in tournament settings or in uninhabited zones, not in heavily populated areas, like it's a main thing they try to do to avoid unnecessary casualties, something man of steal really doesn't do.
>Also DBZ fights happen either in tournament settings or in uninhabited zones, not in heavily populated areas, like it's a main thing they try to do to avoid unnecessary casualties, something man of steal really doesn't do.
I wanna hit you Lewis.
>something man of steal really doesn't do.
Are you criticizing the movie for this, or is that just an observation? If the former, I never understood the people who say this. Did those people even watch the movie? What is Superman supposed to do? People actually expected Clark to frick off in hopes he can bait Dru-Zod into following him. >Just leave the dangerous super killer among a bunch of defenseless people he just vowed to destroy. Maybe he'll follow you.
Who is really winning that game of chicken? The guy who is fighting to save to world, or the guy who has nothing left to lose?
The fight scenes look like two flies floating in the wind fricking. How is this anything like DBZ? Unless you mean how the surrounding area turned into a crater
>no more fat grandma in cinema snob christmas specials >douge-sama did a month of batman and of course there was no linkara in sight
Will Lewis ever return to the light?
Linkara is never right. I hope Smiling Friends makes fun of him.
>Linkara is never right
Except when he is, which is most of the time. Just saying.
You realize that if Linkara were to appear in Smiling Friends it would probably be mostly positive.
I guess Heroes in Crisis was kino then.
Hmmmm, so you're here to help me SMILE huh? HMMMMMMMM
I like Linkara.
>inb4 wienerbawd or DONT YOU TALK ABOUT ME
Yeah, still like him.
i womder if linkara ever got curious to suck doug, spoony or joe's dick? unless his taste were more heavy lile mordkat or that other fatso
I'm not going to watch this someone give me a summary of his opinions
It’s literally every normalgay criticism you’ve ever heard of this movie but with an extra emphasis on the neck snap. Also Linkara claims to be a writer, which is probably the funniest joke he’s ever made
He makes some good points that I hadnt thougth about until now.
Such as?
>The color palate of the movie sucks and makes it confusing in parts
>The alien tech is overly complicated and impractical (I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.)
>The music sucks and it sounds way to depressing for a superman film
>Questioning why Clark didn't gain his powers when he was born, despite some of them coming from the atmosphere in this movie
>The characterization of Martha and Jonathan Kent
>It's show weirdly, high amounts of shacky cam for no good reason
>Him not liking most of the more controversial scenes (Destroy the Truck was to over the top that someone not noticing is ridicules, the tornado scene being dumb, ect.)
>The movie being to grim dark for the first superman movie in a franchise
>The tone makes certain scenes not work despite similar scenes working in the Reaves films
>Some weird scenes that are just odd
>The fact that despite Zods henchmen aren't the same ones from superman 2 they basically are
>The start of mid battle is fine but afterwards is pretty moronic (Character being dumb, stupid dialog and the government being useless, at least the fight isn't that bad)
>Problem with how modern sci-fi battles are shot and how looking all the same (Something about battle star galactica)
>The movie seemingly having a theme that nature is more important than nurture and the Kents are much less important then his space parents. Clark is an alien and an inhabitant of earth after. This is more of a silver age view of the character and Linkara prefers the more modern where Clark is as a character a farm boy first and foremost.
>Neck snap shit is bad and Linkara doesn't like superman killing. Also he gives some other ways that Clark could have stopped Zodds lasers.
I mean what more can really be said about that movie that hasn't already been said
Th e music is fricking amazing what is he on about?
That's the hilarious thing, I'm pretty sure he waited this long just so he could parrot these thoughts
I haven't watched the video but I gotta say the theme for this movie just doesn't live up to the old John Williams theme. Or the DCAU theme. Or the Max Fleischer theme. Honestly Captain America's theme sounds like a better fit for Superman. But that's kind of the point. This isn't supposed to be that Superman so he's got a different theme. Less triumphant horns.
why Clark didn't gain his powers when he was born, despite some of them coming from the atmosphere in this movie
Actually why is it that it took Clark his entire adolescence to gain his full powers while the other Kryptonians got them in minutes?
>As a writer myself...."
His wife's art sucks compared to Dr Crafty's
This movie was meant for DBZ kids, Not lil homosexuals who jerk-off to dead muppet porn.
Does he actually?
Did Patton Oswalt murder his wife?
Why would DBZ fans in any way like that movie?
The fight scenes... It's self-apparent usless you grew up with crap like Yugioh.
Aside from a fight scene what else makes it dbz exactly?
Also DBZ fights happen either in tournament settings or in uninhabited zones, not in heavily populated areas, like it's a main thing they try to do to avoid unnecessary casualties, something man of steal really doesn't do.
>Also DBZ fights happen either in tournament settings or in uninhabited zones, not in heavily populated areas, like it's a main thing they try to do to avoid unnecessary casualties, something man of steal really doesn't do.
I wanna hit you Lewis.
>Aside from a fight scene what else makes it dbz exactly?
The fact that the characters are fricking morons.
>something man of steal really doesn't do.
Are you criticizing the movie for this, or is that just an observation? If the former, I never understood the people who say this. Did those people even watch the movie? What is Superman supposed to do? People actually expected Clark to frick off in hopes he can bait Dru-Zod into following him.
>Just leave the dangerous super killer among a bunch of defenseless people he just vowed to destroy. Maybe he'll follow you.
Who is really winning that game of chicken? The guy who is fighting to save to world, or the guy who has nothing left to lose?
Easy drag him out like Ichigo did to Aizen
The fight scenes look like two flies floating in the wind fricking. How is this anything like DBZ? Unless you mean how the surrounding area turned into a crater
>This movie was meant for DBZ kids
And that's the problem.
Nobody understands Superman anymore. Linkara included.
The movie was a love letter to Superman fans, and I know for a fact that the moron in the OP is not a Superman fan.
Why so late to the party? Man of Steel came out nine years ago
It's a movie, not a comic. He only reviews movies now if it's a Patreon.
That's so weird. Did he try to branch out into movies and not do well with them?
This gay is like 9 years too late
If only there was someone to BRING some LIGHT into this movie...
>I love Linkara. I don't care if he hates me.
This line still really makes me smile.
>no more fat grandma in cinema snob christmas specials
>douge-sama did a month of batman and of course there was no linkara in sight
Will Lewis ever return to the light?