>Hey Alan. Have sex and move out. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~

>Hey Alan. Have sex and move out

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beautiful newborn baby sensual massage.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You gave me AIDS, Charlie!
    >C'mon Alan, what's a little HIV between brothers?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if we got 10 full seasons of this kino with charlie

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hugh laurie instead of ashton kutcher might have saved the show. chuck lorre was a moron in that meeting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would've settled even for John Stamos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stamos would have made sense at least.
        >him and Charlie were friends
        >could’ve left the house to him in a poker game or drunken bet
        >Alan gets to stay because Good Guy Stamos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hugh laurie fricking sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did that boomer really audition or tell Chuck he was interested?
      He is too serious to play that role but Ashton was just terrible.
      Even not single episode worth watching after 8 full kino seasons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He is too serious to play that role
        LMAO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hugh Laurie
        >too serious
        The real problem is I can't tell if you're joking or not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even though you're clearly moronic you do have a point. Laurie was deep into playing House on the same network at that time, everyone would just see that. Plus I just couldn't see him as a replacement for Charlie, his comedic style is too much like Alan I think.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ashton kutcher wasn't that bad and show had some pretty funny moments with him. This show just ran its course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hugh Laurie would've been really interesting, I never knew this. I mean the show is basically dead at that point so why not try something out of left field for its last episodes.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why was charlie rich despite doing nothing besides drugs and prostitutes and alan poor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should've watched the show. He produces jingles for ad companies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      royalty checks from his songs

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~
    I only caught a couple episodes while waiting for the train, but did they ever explain this? Like, what, there's a barber shop quarter off-screen chanting "Men!" now and then because it's a show about men? There's one theory that the strange unearthly soundtrack at the end of 2001 is actually the aliens language as they observe Bowman. Is there some similar concept here or am I overthinking it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the last bit from the intro song, you dolt. Where charlie, Alan and the fat kid are "singing".

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie, I tried to have sex and move out but YOU slept with my date AND my realtor
    MEEEEEEEEEEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that episode when Charlie was fricking Alan's blonde lawyer who kept bullying him for sex

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is literally me!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Have sex and move out

    all of you should unironically heed this advice though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Posting on Cinemaphile unironically ruined the show for me because anons here make Alan look like a wealthy, successful stud in comparison.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just pay off your student debt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do Americans hate their families so much?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the Chad Two and a Half Men enjoyer
    >likes the show because he relates to Charlie

    the Virgin Two and a Half Men hater
    >dislikes the show because he relates to Alan

    let's not even pretend that this isn't the case

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what is he drinking?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Janitors, working for free...what's up with that?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Ashley here's that hot stud all our college age model girlfriends have been having sex with!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the virgin Two and a Half Men fan
    >the chad Kenny vs Spenny enjoyer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kenny is the only /misc/ approved jrw

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlieeeeee, stop having sex!
    >I can't help it
    >Jake: Innuendo
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he randomly sing a Queen song?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn’t he? Arguably better than Rhapsody.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who was your favourite?
    Mine was Chelsea.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >uncle charlie, I'm dumb!
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan is suppose to be a loser
    >has a kid
    >a high paying good job
    >bangs hot chicks all the time

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they ever say what Charlie's "job" was during the show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he writes commercial jingles

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's so weird watching this show today. Alan is supposedly an absolute loser but he consistently pulls 8/10+ chicks with no effort whatsoever. In general I think their maid was the only woman who was below 8/10 in the whole show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i thought life was gonna be like that when i was a kid watching the show

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thats the joke, how are you not getting this? But by the end the only thing he pulled was that dumb bimbo who only wanted his money and the abusive blonde boring b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think the joke that all women are insanely hot is very funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You know that Berta was the true choice all along, right?
      >cooks
      >cleans
      >intelligent
      >good with kids
      >fricks like a demon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The show kind of has a reverse character development up to the point Charlie is written out of the show. Alan starts as a pathetic man bullied by his wife who only wants to be loved, and slowly develops into more of a sociopath who is more adept at gettin chics (he develops into resembling Charlie's character).
      Charlie on the other hand starts as a lifelong bachelor who has no intention of ever settling down, and over many seasons develops into becoming closer to Alan at the start, someone who wants love, and becomes increasingly pathetic because of it.
      It's kind of weird.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a sitcom loser, just like George Constanza

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I usually don't complain too much about "flanderization" but this show really went off the rails.
    Alan just became nothing but a vile punching bag and the boy turned from being a cheeky sometimes slow kid into an actual lobotomized moron.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could they not have gotten Charlie for one last episode? Why do that bullshit that they pulled?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >alan rapes charlie
    >the kid walks in the front door
    >".......you guys are SO weird"
    >*rolls eyes*

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone feel horribly uncomfortable watching those episodes where Rose was poisoning Charlie for weeks under a premise of helping him heal from his illness? It felt like watching a horror story that is played for laughs.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want a remake of this show and Big Bang without the laughing tracks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe with some "ughh" and "nu-uuuh" tracks when something problematic arise

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