Stamos would have made sense at least. >him and Charlie were friends >could’ve left the house to him in a poker game or drunken bet >Alan gets to stay because Good Guy Stamos
Did that boomer really audition or tell Chuck he was interested?
He is too serious to play that role but Ashton was just terrible.
Even not single episode worth watching after 8 full kino seasons.
Even though you're clearly moronic you do have a point. Laurie was deep into playing House on the same network at that time, everyone would just see that. Plus I just couldn't see him as a replacement for Charlie, his comedic style is too much like Alan I think.
Hugh Laurie would've been really interesting, I never knew this. I mean the show is basically dead at that point so why not try something out of left field for its last episodes.
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~
I only caught a couple episodes while waiting for the train, but did they ever explain this? Like, what, there's a barber shop quarter off-screen chanting "Men!" now and then because it's a show about men? There's one theory that the strange unearthly soundtrack at the end of 2001 is actually the aliens language as they observe Bowman. Is there some similar concept here or am I overthinking it?
It's so weird watching this show today. Alan is supposedly an absolute loser but he consistently pulls 8/10+ chicks with no effort whatsoever. In general I think their maid was the only woman who was below 8/10 in the whole show.
Thats the joke, how are you not getting this? But by the end the only thing he pulled was that dumb bimbo who only wanted his money and the abusive blonde boring b***h
The show kind of has a reverse character development up to the point Charlie is written out of the show. Alan starts as a pathetic man bullied by his wife who only wants to be loved, and slowly develops into more of a sociopath who is more adept at gettin chics (he develops into resembling Charlie's character).
Charlie on the other hand starts as a lifelong bachelor who has no intention of ever settling down, and over many seasons develops into becoming closer to Alan at the start, someone who wants love, and becomes increasingly pathetic because of it.
It's kind of weird.
I usually don't complain too much about "flanderization" but this show really went off the rails.
Alan just became nothing but a vile punching bag and the boy turned from being a cheeky sometimes slow kid into an actual lobotomized moron.
Did anyone feel horribly uncomfortable watching those episodes where Rose was poisoning Charlie for weeks under a premise of helping him heal from his illness? It felt like watching a horror story that is played for laughs.
Beautiful newborn baby sensual massage.
>You gave me AIDS, Charlie!
>C'mon Alan, what's a little HIV between brothers?
imagine if we got 10 full seasons of this kino with charlie
hugh laurie instead of ashton kutcher might have saved the show. chuck lorre was a moron in that meeting.
I would've settled even for John Stamos
Stamos would have made sense at least.
>him and Charlie were friends
>could’ve left the house to him in a poker game or drunken bet
>Alan gets to stay because Good Guy Stamos
Hugh laurie fricking sucks
Did that boomer really audition or tell Chuck he was interested?
He is too serious to play that role but Ashton was just terrible.
Even not single episode worth watching after 8 full kino seasons.
>He is too serious to play that role
LMAO
>Hugh Laurie
>too serious
The real problem is I can't tell if you're joking or not.
Even though you're clearly moronic you do have a point. Laurie was deep into playing House on the same network at that time, everyone would just see that. Plus I just couldn't see him as a replacement for Charlie, his comedic style is too much like Alan I think.
ashton kutcher wasn't that bad and show had some pretty funny moments with him. This show just ran its course.
Hugh Laurie would've been really interesting, I never knew this. I mean the show is basically dead at that point so why not try something out of left field for its last episodes.
why was charlie rich despite doing nothing besides drugs and prostitutes and alan poor
Should've watched the show. He produces jingles for ad companies.
royalty checks from his songs
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN~
I only caught a couple episodes while waiting for the train, but did they ever explain this? Like, what, there's a barber shop quarter off-screen chanting "Men!" now and then because it's a show about men? There's one theory that the strange unearthly soundtrack at the end of 2001 is actually the aliens language as they observe Bowman. Is there some similar concept here or am I overthinking it?
It's the last bit from the intro song, you dolt. Where charlie, Alan and the fat kid are "singing".
>Charlie, I tried to have sex and move out but YOU slept with my date AND my realtor
MEEEEEEEEEEN
that episode when Charlie was fricking Alan's blonde lawyer who kept bullying him for sex
He is literally me!
>Have sex and move out
all of you should unironically heed this advice though
Posting on Cinemaphile unironically ruined the show for me because anons here make Alan look like a wealthy, successful stud in comparison.
just pay off your student debt
Why do Americans hate their families so much?
the Chad Two and a Half Men enjoyer
>likes the show because he relates to Charlie
the Virgin Two and a Half Men hater
>dislikes the show because he relates to Alan
let's not even pretend that this isn't the case
what is he drinking?
>Janitors, working for free...what's up with that?
>Hey Ashley here's that hot stud all our college age model girlfriends have been having sex with!
>the virgin Two and a Half Men fan
>the chad Kenny vs Spenny enjoyer
Kenny is the only /misc/ approved jrw
>Charlieeeeee, stop having sex!
>I can't help it
>Jake: Innuendo
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Why would he randomly sing a Queen song?
Why wouldn’t he? Arguably better than Rhapsody.
Who was your favourite?
Mine was Chelsea.
>uncle charlie, I'm dumb!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>Alan is suppose to be a loser
>has a kid
>a high paying good job
>bangs hot chicks all the time
Did they ever say what Charlie's "job" was during the show?
he writes commercial jingles
It's so weird watching this show today. Alan is supposedly an absolute loser but he consistently pulls 8/10+ chicks with no effort whatsoever. In general I think their maid was the only woman who was below 8/10 in the whole show.
i thought life was gonna be like that when i was a kid watching the show
Thats the joke, how are you not getting this? But by the end the only thing he pulled was that dumb bimbo who only wanted his money and the abusive blonde boring b***h
I don't think the joke that all women are insanely hot is very funny.
You know that Berta was the true choice all along, right?
>cooks
>cleans
>intelligent
>good with kids
>fricks like a demon
The show kind of has a reverse character development up to the point Charlie is written out of the show. Alan starts as a pathetic man bullied by his wife who only wants to be loved, and slowly develops into more of a sociopath who is more adept at gettin chics (he develops into resembling Charlie's character).
Charlie on the other hand starts as a lifelong bachelor who has no intention of ever settling down, and over many seasons develops into becoming closer to Alan at the start, someone who wants love, and becomes increasingly pathetic because of it.
It's kind of weird.
He's a sitcom loser, just like George Constanza
I usually don't complain too much about "flanderization" but this show really went off the rails.
Alan just became nothing but a vile punching bag and the boy turned from being a cheeky sometimes slow kid into an actual lobotomized moron.
Could they not have gotten Charlie for one last episode? Why do that bullshit that they pulled?
>alan rapes charlie
>the kid walks in the front door
>".......you guys are SO weird"
>*rolls eyes*
Did anyone feel horribly uncomfortable watching those episodes where Rose was poisoning Charlie for weeks under a premise of helping him heal from his illness? It felt like watching a horror story that is played for laughs.
I want a remake of this show and Big Bang without the laughing tracks
maybe with some "ughh" and "nu-uuuh" tracks when something problematic arise