Being part of a army is gay now.
If I was in the army I wouldn't brag about it. Sitting around flying drones around setting yourself in fire out of protest.
Fricking lame!
But look at other countries. Armies are violent freaks with no soul that just take orders and nothing else
Getting to say you're a veteran just because you made it out of basic/boot is hilarious. I blame the VFW caving on Vietnam service entrance qualifying.
There was a brief period in the Bush administration where they tried to outlaw the ownership & wearing of camo and BDUs under the guise of stopping stolen valor. This proved to be in violation of the 1st Amendment. Now it's where you impersonate being a veteran or service member in order to gain a benefit (such as stores that give military veteran discounts). But they did try to claim simply wearing milsurp was stolen valor, which a bunch of morons still believe.
I used this to my advantage when I played paintball. I dressed in UCP because the field was a sand pit. I had some guys reeeee'ing about stolen valor so I played the part and got them psyched out that I was real military and going to kick their ass. I never wore rank, patches, medals, or nametape so not even an attempt to steal valor.
I've got a big wool coat almost identical to this fricker only a little bit nicer with cuffed sleeves. Got it from a Goodwill or Salvation Army for $5-10 or some fricking thing years ago, love it because even in the dead of winter in a blizzard it keeps me comfy. Only sad part is I've moved a bit more south so I'm in Illinois and it rarely gets cold enough to warrant wearing it these days
thats because they are green jackets. you have to be completely moronic to care. i know because i don't even buy used military stuff. i just like wearing green and brown and i like having clothing that lasts for years. people think i'm military or trying to look that way all the time. its a pair of brown pants and a green button up. holy shit.
Say you were a sailor aboard the USS Maine when the Spanish torpedoed it in Havana Harbor. The explosion propelled you at a speed of 88 mph in the water where you immediately came in contact with an electric eel and with electricity and speed combined, a wormhole was created and this is how you got dispatched in the 2020's. Nobody will ever question you.
>yessir, I've been part of special artillery training and then into numerous raids to Al Qaeda, you can see my medal here giving credit for it >uhhhh but that's strange?? my pal at the 9001 regiment in North Dakota special unit training center for artillery says there were no raids to Al Qaeda from June to September 2007 like you just said?? just cover operations, so how could it be??? also isn't that medal supposed to be navy blue not indigo blue???? >ah h-hehe yeah well that's classified you see sorry we can't disclose more of that ahaha >OH WOW STOLEN VALOR!! THIS GUY IS A PHONY STOLEN VALOR JACKASS!!! you're disrespecting thousands of deaths since WW2 you scumbag
why are americans like this kek
We never got enough 34 of her. It's depressing. We have LisaMania, and tons of images of marges 2 disgusting sisters, but hardly any AI smut of best girl.
Sad.
is this stolen valor?
Legally, stolen valour is only when you’re pretending to be military for some kind of financial gain
why does it seem everyone is suddenly such a homosexual about it these days
Being part of a army is gay now.
If I was in the army I wouldn't brag about it. Sitting around flying drones around setting yourself in fire out of protest.
Fricking lame!
But look at other countries. Armies are violent freaks with no soul that just take orders and nothing else
Getting to say you're a veteran just because you made it out of basic/boot is hilarious. I blame the VFW caving on Vietnam service entrance qualifying.
Cause veterans can't wait 1 minutes before mentioning they served their country as they want you to thank them
So instead of helping you chose to make some smart-alec comment that doesn't help. I knew I shouldn't've come to this web-site.
they used to sell stuff like that at military surplus stores, maybe they still do
There was a brief period in the Bush administration where they tried to outlaw the ownership & wearing of camo and BDUs under the guise of stopping stolen valor. This proved to be in violation of the 1st Amendment. Now it's where you impersonate being a veteran or service member in order to gain a benefit (such as stores that give military veteran discounts). But they did try to claim simply wearing milsurp was stolen valor, which a bunch of morons still believe.
I used this to my advantage when I played paintball. I dressed in UCP because the field was a sand pit. I had some guys reeeee'ing about stolen valor so I played the part and got them psyched out that I was real military and going to kick their ass. I never wore rank, patches, medals, or nametape so not even an attempt to steal valor.
I have an Austrian m65 jacket that's very warm and it was only like $25. As long as you aren't wearing a bunch of fake medals and shit no one cares.
>it was only like $25
Big mistake. The only one worth getting is this one.
>mcgoys
>$1250 for a $20 jacket
Checks out
I've got a big wool coat almost identical to this fricker only a little bit nicer with cuffed sleeves. Got it from a Goodwill or Salvation Army for $5-10 or some fricking thing years ago, love it because even in the dead of winter in a blizzard it keeps me comfy. Only sad part is I've moved a bit more south so I'm in Illinois and it rarely gets cold enough to warrant wearing it these days
Doesn’t Illinois get freezing in winter?
thats because they are green jackets. you have to be completely moronic to care. i know because i don't even buy used military stuff. i just like wearing green and brown and i like having clothing that lasts for years. people think i'm military or trying to look that way all the time. its a pair of brown pants and a green button up. holy shit.
Frick she was so cute.
What’s the most plausible stolen valor story I could use?
Kitchen duty in iraq.
Do soldiers actually do that any more? I thought the US military outsourced a lot of stuff to civilian contractors.
https://www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/support-logistics/creative/92g-culinary-specialist
>dishonorably discharged for gross indecency for before Don't Ask Don't Tell
Say you were a sailor aboard the USS Maine when the Spanish torpedoed it in Havana Harbor. The explosion propelled you at a speed of 88 mph in the water where you immediately came in contact with an electric eel and with electricity and speed combined, a wormhole was created and this is how you got dispatched in the 2020's. Nobody will ever question you.
Nu /k/ is so fricking lame
>Nu /k/
russian detected
Wasn't it implied to be her father's jacket.
>yessir, I've been part of special artillery training and then into numerous raids to Al Qaeda, you can see my medal here giving credit for it
>uhhhh but that's strange?? my pal at the 9001 regiment in North Dakota special unit training center for artillery says there were no raids to Al Qaeda from June to September 2007 like you just said?? just cover operations, so how could it be??? also isn't that medal supposed to be navy blue not indigo blue????
>ah h-hehe yeah well that's classified you see sorry we can't disclose more of that ahaha
>OH WOW STOLEN VALOR!! THIS GUY IS A PHONY STOLEN VALOR JACKASS!!! you're disrespecting thousands of deaths since WW2 you scumbag
why are americans like this kek
Sorry civvie I was a member of action squad kill in the MUHreens which means I get to the front of the Walmart line and by God you better salute me
Does the pain of missing out on young love ever end?
>**spits on her finger and inserts it into his hole**
can we make this one hit the bump limit like the Jessica Lovejoy thread yesterday?
Link to thread?
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200034557/
Ah, it’s just underage sex talk.
how do you cope with missing out on getting a wet willy from an older girl
My dick after you throated it, you ran through thot.
Do not reply to the creature.
But do report his posts as spam.
Bart thought he was going to get his dick wet for a moment there.
Ha ha remember when Bart was groomed and molested by an older teenage girl?
Why was she grooming him
S11E5
We never got enough 34 of her. It's depressing. We have LisaMania, and tons of images of marges 2 disgusting sisters, but hardly any AI smut of best girl.
Sad.
>best girl
Jessica is best girl though. Laura comes second.
They could do a flash forward with them married. It'd work.
>tfw no older, army jacket wearing gf
>That's when the chuds started to calling me a soiboi
In this episode: the author's thinly disguised fetish
>weird, quirky, older chicks
I understand
>weird, quirky
It's called having a sense of humor
SEXOOOOOO
Deltarune ripped her off
there are elements of my childhood that were very much like this and it hurts so much
not sure
>fricks Jimbo
>muh teen love
u guys are pathetic lmao
It's not even teen love, it's getting a crush on a teenager when you're a prepubescent kid because she made you feel funny.
I miss when the simpsons was good.
S
Why was a teenager flirting with a child?
fingers in her vegana
if you're Mexican most guys Barts age lose virginity to older teenage girl
Pretty sure most Mexicans don't lose their virginity before they even hit puberty.
sneed
ok
>Crush on the older bad girl with a single mom next door.
So relatable tbh.
Did she ever show up again? I stopped watching Simpsons after 2000.
>I stopped watching Simpsons after 2000.
I stopped watching Simpsons in 2001. I'm sure we're not missing out on anything.
I already know what a wet willy is, I experienced it when I put my willy in your pussy.
Fund out she was just a trust baskin fund band.