>Hey buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention!
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>Hey buddy, you need a ride?
>Hey buddy, you need a ride? I was just on my way to the big doofus convention!
How do you respond without sounding mad?
so he just insulted himself too though.
>well since you're obviously on the way already, yeah I'll get a ride
then try to get in to his car. he'll either get mad and drive off, tell you he was joking in a pissy way, or let you get in to his car. if he lets you get in to his car, then the rest of the day is an adventure since that convention most likely doesn't exist.
Have fun! Can you grab me a coffee mug if they're selling any?
>at the very end of the episode the guy comes back with a souvenir big doofus coffee mug
that would actually be a hilarious subversion of expectations. you should write for nu-bob
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No thank you, I'd hate to intrude on your family reunion.
I don't. I just awkwardly stare seething and then go on Cinemaphile and write a greentext about how I totally owned him by shitting in his car
Get in the car. Don't say anything. Don't move.
No thanks, sounds like that's more your thing than mine.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
so this template exists to allow people on here to practice their retort skills, right?
so this template exists to allow people on here to pra... pffft shut up man
Good one anon. I love you.
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife.
Shoot him
Nothing, just hop into his car.
"You gonna comp me my lost pay for missing work?"
You literally just don't. You're not the one going to the doofus convention. It's funny but the guy pretty much insulted himself, so the insult doesn't land if you simply don't take it personal
Just say something like "Have a good time!"
i'd fist him with my big meaty claw
I got a Big Doofus Convention going on in my city right now!
I'd respond like Eddie Murphy's Gumby
>You're fired, get the frick off my set. I'm SpongeBob, dammit!
Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!
>No I'm good, enjoy your doofus convention.
Violently and aggressively shit my pants
I hop in his car