>Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>Hey, George, the ocean called.
>Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
i will be the first human to single handedly make something extinct
That's what i say every time i eat a tuna sandwich.
Based. That's the right way - George should have learned into it and made it his own. Alternatively - "Eh just throw yourself in the ocean, they'll get a big ol shrimp back" or
Any kind of tuo quoque or however you say it is a guaranteed failure.
>ur a faget
>no ur a faget/ur a gigafaget
The ocean called? You do know that oceans aren't intelligent and can't call things, right? Oh my god are you okay? Are you having a stroke?
I would probably just chuckle and then continue eating shrimp, maybe offer him one.
Well I had sex with your wife!
He should have taken advice from Xavier
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I'd reflect on being a fat fuck who brings giant buckets of shrimp to meetings
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER I'LL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY YOU BALD HOMO
and then I flip the table and rip my shirt off
I FUCKED YOUR WIFE INTO A COMA REILLY!
If you disrespect my shrimp again, I'll end you. I'll fucking end you. Got it, chief?
>i accept your concession
then continue to eat shrimp
I wouldn't say anything. I would listen. And that's what nobody did.
A George episode where he starts smoking smoking weed and completely mellows out would be kinda funny
"Haha yeah when I eat I just sort of zone out. These are some damn good shrimp"
Speaking of shrimp, why don’t you show everyone your tiny penis!
I know it’s tiny because your wife told me, while I was having sex with her
In your bed on top her wedding dress.
Put a shrimp in each ear and shout “sorry, Reilly, did you say something?”
You're wife called. Tell her to lose my number.
>Are you making fun of my weight? My eating disorder?
Yeah well the jerk store called and they called you a stupid gay.
>why are they calling you? You the king of the shrimps?
>nobody brought up your dick, pal.
OH YEAH WELL CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK CALLED AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR YOU CUZ THEY'RE RUNNING OUTTA moronS TO BUCK-BREAK
Roasted and toasted
>Okay
*eat more shrimp while ignoring his snarky comment*
>I’m not the one that’s about to get laid off.
>Nah, there's always one between your legs.
>there will always be that shrimp in your pants
This may be it.. bros, is this it?
probably
Unless he's packing then unleashes Kong. Then you could complain to HR for flashing everybody which would get him fired so win/win.
>At least buy me dinner if you're gonna try shoving it down your throat too.
>is this what you do? You come to meetings and try to belittle people? First of all don’t do that. Second, some day you’ll realize you spent $47.59 on shrimp at Trader Joe’s that I could’ve got for $15.00 at Sams Club.
Well tell them to grow more
>YOU'RE A CHUD!
>YOU'RE A FUCKIN CHUD!
The ocean? Are you sure it wasn't just that whale you call a wife?
I say nothing but I seethe. For the rest of the day, and especially night, I will think about this slight intensely, hatred and thoughts of revenge will spin through my mind, occupying it completely. The seethe will lessen over time, but it will take months, maybe even years, until it's completely snuffed out. I'll do and say nothing in return.
>"well the jerk store just called, and said you're a fucking gay and the ocean only calls you cause your wife is a whale a bitch and I'll fucking beat the utter living shit out of you. It's shrimp, its lunch and I like it, you got a god damn problem with this?! Like fucking a man, you can absolutely suck my asshole as Im shitting this digested shellfish out of my anus. The ocean called?! did they?! Do you want head to the parking lot right now and find out who the shrimp is?!"
Shut the fuck up you retard
Mutter “Based. Fuck shrimp.” around a mouthful of shrimp.
oh, the ocean wants his shrimp back, eh?
>projectile vomit all over the table
your cranium called. it has space for rent
Oh yeah? Well YOUR WIFE is in A COMA!
>what, are you jealous of my big bowl of shrimp because all you've got is some broccoli and what is that, carrots? Maybe if you were more like me you'd have some shrimp too, hey Reilly? You'd be a winner. Shrimp is for winners. Listen, buddy, if you want some shrimp just ask me, come over here and say "Hey George, can I have some of your winner shrimp?". Be assertive for once in your life and just ask me for some shrimp. Reilly. Ask me for some shrimp.
>I'm sorry to hear you feel the need to say something so petty. I grew out of that in middle school. Anyway, I think we have business to discuss.
Cute Reilly your really cute, as you continue to munch unaffected
>How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
Mcfucking kys gay
Look guys finally something Reilly is good at being funny guy, everyone laugh for the office clown.
>well reilly, your wife called too. She needs another pimp!
Ignore him until he awkwardly has to repeat himself.
>Yeah? Well.... the fuck n suck called and told me your wife was late again!
Oh yeah Reilly well the life support machine called and it ran out of your wife.