>hey how are you?
>i'm doing fine, in fact could you do me a favor?
>sure
>cut to scene to them passionately fucking
Are people this suave or are the writers refusing to let us in on what it takes to seduce a woman?
>hey how are you? >i'm doing fine, in fact could you do me a favor? >sure
I literally do not believe it works like this, with so many women you go on dates and shit and dont get me started with reddit women / millennials who think eye contact is rape
Gen X and older millennial women were loose whores. Younger Millennial and Zoomers only whore around with fully vetted chads.
Lift, eat right, don’t dress like a derelict. Go to bar an hour before last call. Order a fine bourbon and chat up the first girl you catch eye fucking you. It’s that easy.
Girls don't look at me.
They will. Nobody wants to go home alone. Btw this is how to have a one night stand, you will probably not meet your future wife doing this. For that you want to meet at a place where alcohol and drugs aren’t a factor.
>reddit women / millennials who think eye contact is rape
this doesn't apply to men they're attracted to (top 10%) btw
if it's chad they quickly turn into "please look at me. please notice me." and when you don't they feel rejected
do with this info what you will
if you're hot enough you basically just grab em by the pussy and fuck em wherever you want
only works for top dogs though
i don't think the writers even know how to seduce a woman, so that's why they skip it
In the writers minds they are just cutting out the part were they give the lady a few hundred bucks.
Yeah me and my mates had this figured out in middle school. Just go to the state fair and start asking chicks for a blowie. EVENTUALLY you'll get a blowie. And wouldn't ya know?
Course, usually you had to buy them something first. If the chick was a real hottie she'd usually say she would if you won her something, fucking whores :D.
I only kind of miss my youth, sometimes.
I’m not 100% but isn’t this from an Olivia cockburn joint?
No wait it’s From the wire never mind, fuck me.
it seems like 99% of the time when a guy tries to pick up a girl on TV it fails completely. Even a character who's supposed to be a ladies man or whatever only picks up chicks offscreen, whenever the audience sees him try it he just embarrasses himself completely
I NEED to know the secrets!
literally impossible
Isn’t that dude like a raging homo?
Is that seth mcfarlane?
This one is really easy, he's obviously rich
Idk how to initialize first contact a girl
lift big stone 432 times a week for 4 years nonstop then simply sex woman
the only one night stand I ever had I just drunkenly went up to a woman dressed as aphrodite at a halloween party and said "I'd like to fuck you."
Caveat: I tried that move at least 10 times before and it didn't work. It really is just a numbers game.
Writers are nerds, this is how a nerd thinks seduction works.
shes cute. whats her name?
that's not even how the scene played out. McNulty was obviously drunk in a shitty diner right before they close. She thought he was hot and hit on him really strongly. They then cut to them fucking but it's obvious that McNulty probably just asked her to come have a drink at his place
Fun fact: The actress from this scene is a crackhead now.
>now
anon its hollywood
>it is what it is. he fucked some fat bitch in kansas
I really need to try crack sometime.
damn, she hit that WMD
>7 years ago
Grim. Anyone tried calling her phone #?
>comments
>you should’ve won an Emmy for that, smoking hot!
>what it takes to seduce a woman?
They know if they want to fuck you before you open your mouth. You can easily talk your way out of getting laid but very rarely talk a girl into taking your dick
>he talks
Nah nah nah man, nah. You gotta YELL everything. That's how I do it. Just always be somewhere you can YELL shit. Works like a charm.
>You can easily talk your way out of getting laid
It's harder than you'd think. I still manage to do it.
I mean sometimes you say hi to a girl and it's clear within the two minutes or so that you both want to fuck each other.
Just how it is.
Which movie portrays the most realistic seduction scene?
Before Sunrise
You could unironically cut straight to the fucking at "hey this is crazy but you seem really nice and I'd like you to get off with me" because she was already mentally ready to fuck at that point.
The writers were male. That's all.
Same reason that goofy bald 58 year old prick in true detective has multiple large titted 18 year old girls lining up for him to fuck them in the arse.
>Are people this suave or are the writers refusing to let us in on what it takes to seduce a woman?
Height, frame, face.
i've seen it with my own eyes. i haven't finished checking the menu yet, and my friend had a date set up.
there was some small talk, that could be interpreted like both ways, immediate chemistry, and off they went. the guy is a fuckboy, wouldn't call him handsome, good bone structure maybe, experienced, with confidence crossing into retardness.
i think some people are just like ready for a ride, and all it takes is to communicate you're on the same page. wouldn't call it standard, but yeah
I have zero game anymore. I did OK 5 or 6 years ago, but can't get anything going now. Oh well.
It does not work like that.
When I was a teenager, women would catcall me and comment on my legs. If I only knew what I know now...
>women would catcall me and comment on my legs
because you were a funny looking fatty fat fuck with weird ass porky legs
Same, I used to walk around with my shirt off just because I liked all the catcalling I got from ladies
haven't seen the show but damn she cute
Yeah and see that’s what you have to be careful about. You nut in her and you could be paying this
for 18 years.
Someone wanna link the damn scene?
i unironically think this happens because the writers are ugly and have no idea how people actually meet and develop a relationship
If you watch Chads operate they don't drop amazingly smooth lines, the girl just decides they're going to have a "good" conversation from the start and the guy doesn't project signs of latent retardation. The overall receptivity is what most miss because most women find most men unattractive.
What do I say to not come off autistic or retarded?
Less to do with what you say than how you say it. Things like stuttering and stammering and other associated mannerisms or nervous tics, hesitancy has also burned me many times in the past. Basically distance yourself from "y-you too" type stuff and everything else that autists get made of for on here. Focusing on this is likely also better for you anyway, switching out of constantly thinking about the script of the conversation to easier and more effective aspects that benefit more from attention. If being clear voiced and not obviously nervous isn't enough she's probably not attracted to you regardless.
i've had girls be attracted to me on a few rare occasions, and it's insane how easy conversations suddenly get when they laugh at your (sometimes shitty) jokes, engage with your observations, and don't have that 'please get me the hell out of here'-expression on their face.
If you're a chad and women act like this with you 9/10 times, of course you think you 'just have to talk to them'
Her ass was so fat