>Hey look at how LAME the original ninja turtles are compared to our MODERN ninja turtles!

>Hey look at how LAME the original ninja turtles are compared to our MODERN ninja turtles! They're so cheesy and campy which are synonymous for bad.
We're so serious and edgy and darker. They don't even use their weapons yuk yuk yuk! (I'm a writer assuming this because I never watched the original and going off heresy I once saw on the internet)

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2k3fags started this trend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone agrees 87 is boomslop
      Let's face it, we only like it because we're Cinemaphilentrarians

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't age the best, and if it's so lame then the show calling it shit shouldn't have to make up incorrect information about why it's shit. Not to mention putting the effort into making the animation, dialogue, music etc even worse than it already was.
        They could just let the show be what it was if they really wanted to convey it was lame, but they didn't do that. Not only that, they had to outright say it was lame as if they didn't have any confidence their methods of demonstrating that it was lamier than it already was, was clear enough.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't the 2012 show already do an '87 crossover where both sides were treated with equal-ish respect for the other?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No that was 2003, where the worst thing they did was somewhat flanderize the '87 cast not to belittle them but just to emphasis the contrast between them and the original comic Turtles because in a film with 12+ main characters you have to fall back on contrasts and character herds to keep it from becoming a total mess particularly when they're literally the same 4 characters 3 times over.

            Rise or 2012 would 100% do something retarded like this though.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm still confused. I saw the 2012/'87 crossover with Krang and it didn't seem like the '87 turtles were treated as incompetent at all. Krang, maybe, but only because they had to justify tying him to the '12's Kraang.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We gotta teach you guys how to use your weapons!
                >Despite the fact that they used their weapons all the time to fight back guys in the 87 cartoon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't ever recall such a scene.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was in the series finale

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >No that was 2003, where the worst thing they did was somewhat flanderize the '87 cast not to belittle them
              The 87 Turtles took one look at the villain, then literally ran over to cry into the arms of the 03 Turtles. Whoever made Turtles Forever clearly hated the 87 Turtles, and you are both delusional and retarded if you think anything else.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rise's turtles are a bunch a goffballs at the same level of the 87's, they are just more competent in fighting in comparison. I don't see them, maibe except for Rise's Don, don't be friendly with each others

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gen X doesn't exist and I don't know that millenials are the ones who watched 87. I just repeat generational buzzwords in hopes it makes any sort of fucking sense, since it's trendy.

          No that was 2003, where the worst thing they did was somewhat flanderize the '87 cast not to belittle them but just to emphasis the contrast between them and the original comic Turtles because in a film with 12+ main characters you have to fall back on contrasts and character herds to keep it from becoming a total mess particularly when they're literally the same 4 characters 3 times over.

          Rise or 2012 would 100% do something retarded like this though.

          >We gotta teach you guys how to use your weapons!
          >Despite the fact that they used their weapons all the time to fight back guys in the 87 cartoon.

          Autism
          Turtles Forever shat on the 80s cartoon worse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All Tmnt shows are goyslop

        87 is boom slop

        03 is millennial slop

        12 is zoom zoom slop

        And the newer ones are later zoomie and alpha baby slop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gen X doesn't exist and I don't know that millenials are the ones who watched 87. I just repeat generational buzzwords in hopes it makes any sort of fucking sense, since it's trendy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Technically 87 is also millenial slop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slop
        Kill yourself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nigga

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a hard time believing that you actually like anything, you duplicitous goon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you duplicitous goon.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will now watch your boomer show

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boringhomosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boomer April is best April

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, you think heresy and heresay are the same word.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Sage

    You missed the point of the episode. Yes it was cheesy. Yes it was aimed at children to sell toys. But like all turtles iterations it had SOUL

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OK boomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not an argument

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