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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to smell her feet so bad bros…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can smell mine, they're way prettier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Fat ps4
        how much noise does it make?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        having to sit your moronic controllers down backwards so they dont sit on the R2 button and dance themselves off the table with rumble that doesnt auto disable when controller stationary

        just snoy things

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She is so miscast in this role. The aura of power and confidence they want her to project feels completely phony and make-believe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's so flaky in real life that it comes through with her weak acting. The difference between her and Olsen is night and day. They should have gotten another trained actress instead of letting Feige put his latest frickbuddy into a key role.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Olsen isn't a good actress either, and she has a weird melted-plastic looking face

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but her breasts are gold

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they're decent, yeah

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think Olsen was good in all of the films, and in Wandavision, but I don't know what it was about Multiverse of Madness, but I don't think she did a great job acting there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Multiverse was terrible, not at all what i wanted in the movie despite having a lot of neat "things".
            Wanda was confusing at best

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Olsen is a much better actress than Brie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in the same way a 2 is much prettier than a 0

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, she is a much better actress and more attractive.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                more attractive but not actually attractive

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Olsen is a much better actress than Brie
            olsen is qt but genuinely terrible

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if she was better she'd have an oscar as well

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Brie is a bad actor. Everyone thinks so.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in the same way a 2 is much prettier than a 0

            tbf to Brie a little the character iteration they went with was trash. You try makin that version likable. Instead of the classic blonde bombshell look

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she has a weird melted-plastic looking face
          Been saying this for years. Don't know why everyone now suddenly thinks shes a dropdead gorgeous when she looks as freaky as she does.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            marvel shills pushing their moronic mommy wanda memes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yet everyone agrees Brie is ugly as sin.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nah there are dedicated Briegays too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LOL. There are no Briegays. They are just shitposters and trolls.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably. Probably the same with Wandagays tbqh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People actually like Olsen because she is a good actress, attractive, and a good character.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Lol. She's a Harvey's girl, a prostitute. Her entire career is based on sucking his mangled dick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >taking pictures with Harvey means you're a Harvey girl

                >attractive
                she looks bogged as frick

                She is considered attractive by a lot of people. Even here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no accounting for taste:

                more attractive but not actually attractive

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You waifu was a Harvey's wienerhole. She will never be a respected actress like Brie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                jesus is olsen wearing a fricking mask?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I guess a picture of Brie with Harvey means she's a Harvey girl too. Would make sense given how questionable her Oscar win is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >attractive
                she looks bogged as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's her face. She looks overconfident and smug. Like (ironically) patronizing. And she overplays that part. Nobody likes that kind of people. Strong heroes don't just need struggle man. They need to show some spec of vulnerability so that we can relate to them. She just is so unrelatable. And it obviously doesn't help that came just in the end of the saga like a petulant deus ex machina

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tony stark is the same as well . Literally a male mary sue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah thats why i was on captain americas side in that civil war movie, tony is a c**t

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tony gets humbled in every single movie he’s ever appeared in. The “lesson” at the end of Cap Marvel is “you are omnipotent and incredible in every way, Carol Danvers” when she already thought herself to be hot shit from the start

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Captain Marvel gets humbled by Thanos minutes after the scene in OPs pic. Seethe more chud. I hate both characters

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Captain Marvel is the first character after Infinity War to ever overpower Thanos 1v1 in that scene, which he only came out alive of by hitting her with the power stone before she could grab it. That scene literally only exists to say “heheh yeh das rite, Carol Danvers could solo that chud Thanos if she wanted”

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget her literal limp dicking Thanos' ship arrival https://youtu.be/SMK7QiobVnI?t=86 with a better character that's a huge moment. If that's superman showing up late to start wrecking things people go nuts. But she's so unlikeable they got excited when she loses. Precisely because the desire disney had to say
                >“heheh yeh das rite, Carol Danvers could solo that chud Thanos if she wanted
                oozes through the screen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE PEPPER PLEASE DEFEAT STANE FOR ME
          >AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE PEPPER I ADMIT IT I’M A DRUNK IDIOT, FURY AND WIDOW PLEASE BULLY ME INTO FIXING MY LIFE, RHODEY PLEASE FORGIVE ME AND HELP ME BEAT WHIPLASH
          >AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE I HAVE PTSD THAT MAKES ME A WRECK EVERYWHERE I GO, OH NO I FRICKED UP AND GOT PEPPER KILLED CAUSE I TOLD OSAMA MY ADDRESS, PEOPER PLEASE SAVE ME YOU WERE RIGHT I’M TOO OBSESSED WITH MY SUITS I’M GETTING RID OF THEM ALL NOW PLEASE SAVE ME FROM ALDRICH KILLIAN PEPPER AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >unironically remembers the names of the villains from the ironman movies

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you're so cool bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but we saw him being born from a death cave. Then get ptsd (which was kinda pathetic but whatever), then get stuffed by politics and their dumb accords (really pathetic). I guess we got so much out of him that painted a whole picture. Form this gal we only got the annoying girl boss phase

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Strong heroes don't just need struggle man. They need to show some spec of vulnerability so that we can relate to them.
          Tony may be the big swinging dick of super science, but his ego is CONSTANTLY shown to be a hindrance to him in universe. He can't relate to people because he's so full of himself, which has direct negative effects to him in the plot. Mary Sues don't struggle with arrogance, their character arc is learning that they're the best at everything forever and shouldn't be so meek about it. Like Craptain Marvel. Case in point, Tony had a whole movie where half the avengers teamed up to call him on his shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly written and cast by someone with a femdom fetish. Personally, can't blame them. Brie is femdom kino, and she obviously displays that in the Marvel movies, which is tonally 100% out of place. Shame. Honestly, she would have been a better Black Widow, and Scarlett would have been a better Captain Marvel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          this anon [...] sums it up. They (she) just confused c**tiness for confidence. The OP is her literally looking down on a more popular character. She doesn't have the charm or charisma to pull of "character you love to hate". She's not clever or impressive. She's literally just I'm the strongest btw 🙂 and comes of condescending. But worst of all, unlike Tony, they never play her foibles off as a negative.

          What would you think of a Captain Marvel role swap between Brie and Scarlett?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i would give it to emily blunt

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              John Krasinski as Iron Man. Jenna Fischer as Thanos.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i know you are memeing but not those two uggos. Emily is qt and should have just accepted the black widow role when she was offered

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Emily is qt
                Back in the day, sure. Nowadays she's walled.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's so flaky in real life that it comes through with her weak acting. The difference between her and Olsen is night and day. They should have gotten another trained actress instead of letting Feige put his latest frickbuddy into a key role.

      Olsen isn't a good actress either, and she has a weird melted-plastic looking face

      this anon

      It's her face. She looks overconfident and smug. Like (ironically) patronizing. And she overplays that part. Nobody likes that kind of people. Strong heroes don't just need struggle man. They need to show some spec of vulnerability so that we can relate to them. She just is so unrelatable. And it obviously doesn't help that came just in the end of the saga like a petulant deus ex machina

      sums it up. They (she) just confused c**tiness for confidence. The OP is her literally looking down on a more popular character. She doesn't have the charm or charisma to pull of "character you love to hate". She's not clever or impressive. She's literally just I'm the strongest btw 🙂 and comes of condescending. But worst of all, unlike Tony, they never play her foibles off as a negative.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For you? Mary Sue?
    >fr fr no cap bussin sus deadass boujee im out

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good scene this b***h has ever had

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >yes ma'am

      Best she’s ever looked. Don’t @ me

      God! I think she is quite annoying and not that attractive in her social media pictures. Has the charisma of a lima bean and seems like she smells like rotten mushrooms. Not to mention those horrible velociraptor like feet with the added fungus, even though I'm not a footgay.
      But damn this particular picture makes me rock hard and I just want her to tie me up, strip me naked and dominate me.
      No ass stuff though, that shit is gay af.

      I don't think anyone likes brie, it's just that this scene was shockingly hot even for her biggest haters, bc of picrel undertones in her delivery of that line

      These. That part was pure movie magic. Borderline psyop.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK AT ME I AM HILLARY CLINTON! DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yes ma'am

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks exactly like tim heidecker in genetics, pose and smirk

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best she’s ever looked. Don’t @ me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God! I think she is quite annoying and not that attractive in her social media pictures. Has the charisma of a lima bean and seems like she smells like rotten mushrooms. Not to mention those horrible velociraptor like feet with the added fungus, even though I'm not a footgay.
    But damn this particular picture makes me rock hard and I just want her to tie me up, strip me naked and dominate me.
    No ass stuff though, that shit is gay af.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wants to be dominated
      >no ass stuff that's gay lol
      >likes short hair
      You have low t. Go transition already.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not all short hair is masculine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because of posts like this that I love this board. She must frick like a schoolgirl who gets wet every time she sees the popular guy.All these women who present themselves as feminists are the biggest prostitutes of all because they have no complexes or taboo about sex

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, antifungal cream.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can level with attraction being personal preference and 'eye of the beholder' shit but I'll never understand what people see in Brie and Lawrence for that matter, they're just so bland. Lawrence does fix up well in the odd film mind you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone likes brie, it's just that this scene was shockingly hot even for her biggest haters, bc of picrel undertones in her delivery of that line

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think she messed up by getting the boobie implants she should have hightailed it to South Korea and got one of those jaw shaving surgeries. It's like she went through a second puberty that made her face square or maybe they put her on hgh and roids but she refused to lift weights and all we got was a huge headed freak. She looks good with bangs but all we get is that giant forehead.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't she just use the gauntlet or better yet grab the gauntlet and fly into space?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't get over how ugly her face is.
    Giant forehead and hairstyle that makes it worse and one of the worst cases of manjaw possible with those bloated cheeks.
    She must be a fricking b***h for makeup artists to let her go on camera looking like that.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they purposely cut her hair to make her seem even more insufferable didn't they? Why else would they unironically give her that haircut.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most men like wahmen with long hair.
      So you gotta do the opposite.
      That's literally it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever seen Something about Mary? Say no more! Holland get in here and get your dick out!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to sit on my face after a day in the suit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, what do you mean you want me to put my shoes BACK on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't want some gay ass golden glove with gems, I am talking about your wiener

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Yes I do. It's so special I even wrapped it."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's my DICK IN A BOX!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loathe that Captain Marvel movie as does anyone with a brain and taste but I really can't judge how much of what I hate about that movie is due to the fact that I can't get over how much of a c**t I think Brie Larson is in real life
    She's like the only actor where I can't look past that kind of shit. Probably because Carol Danvers is an egotistical c**t just like how Brie Larson is an egotistical c**t, but still.
    Black Panther was also godawful but I can at least appreciate Chadwick Boseman being great for that character.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE PEG MY BOYPUSSY

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's not attractive, a terrible actor, and really difficult to work with.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For Secret Wars they should ressurect Thanos except now he covers up his baldness with a swept-over blonde toupee. Then after he announces his plan to build a wall around half the universe and grabs one of them by the pussy, Captain Marvel and Scarlet Witch and Shuri take turns curbstomping him into the ground before killing him.
    Yes I am a Marvel writer.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How old were you when you realised Captain Marvel is the Democrats and Thanos is Blumpft?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would insert peen into

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine pressing your nose against peter's balls in that suit and sniffing really fricking hard

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SAY MY NAME.

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