>Hey retard, think fast!

>Hey moron, think fast!
*throws something at you*

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >shoots him in the lungs and rapes his wife

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      FIPPYBIPPY

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Jeff would ever say anything as edgy as "moron"
    He's milquetoast as frick. Stapler in Jell-O is as far as he'll go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cucks his wife in front of live television audience

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >grabs his wife in a hug for a looong time in front of millions of people

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t really like him for some reason, I can’t really put my finger on it though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hes like that kid in class that everybody sorts of likes so they forgive his obnoxious pestering, like the kid who throws a paper at your head but then hes like "it wasnt me" and if you get upset at him people quickly turn on you or he uses his quicker jibber jabber to get out of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He seems like the type of dude that would be your buddy for a while then turn on you the moment he finds someone higher up on lobster hierarchy to try to and impress.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was the second stringer that sucked up to the varsity jock chads.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes exactly,that backstabbing untrustworthy kid, basically the class untrustworthy jester

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s literally part of his character. There’s a episode in S7 where he spends the entire day trying to avoid this kid he grew up with because in 3rd grade he said his mom thought he was too dumb to hang out with him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He seems like the type of dude that would be your buddy for a while then turn on you the moment he finds someone higher up on lobster hierarchy to try to and impress.

        these right here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah . . . now that's some ironic Jim hatred I can get behind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He seems like the type of dude that would be your buddy for a while then turn on you the moment he finds someone higher up on lobster hierarchy to try to and impress.

        Are you women or asian? If he shits on you just do it back

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Office was a great show. Cinemaphile only pretends to hate it because it was popular, especially among women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they hate jim cause they see too much of themselves in him, bitter unfunny loser who thinks he's better than all the other bitter losers. but somehow he gets the girl not chad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but somehow he gets the girl not chad.
        Pam seeing how much better off Roy is with his new girl was the best part of the show.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I laughed so fricking hard when he started playing piano. Possibly the funniest joke in season 9.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this moronic face so much that I would punch him

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take the hit
    >report him to HR
    >sue the company and him for damages

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dwight tried that but Toby had buried every single report

      There was an episode I watched a couple of days ago where Dwight paid Erin to pretend she had won an art competition in order to prank Pam, and not only did it work, but Pam's reaction was "Not cool Dwight"...she can torment him as much as she likes but she can't take it herself

      Not only that, but it shows she has a rotten heart full of spite that hearing a colleague having success in a realm she has an interest in eats away at her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thread about Jim
        >writes a paragraph of seethe about Pam out of nowhere

        Don’t disagree but big incel energy here.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *follows you back home after work*
    *knocks on your door after waiting five minutes*
    *knocks Pam to the ground as she answers the door, rushes inside*
    *overpowers you, pushes you onto the couch and takes your pants off in one fell swoop*
    *watches your eyes widen in shock as I enter your virgin boipucci*
    *grunts and listens to your yelps as I vigorously FRICK your ass, ream your butt, violently SHAKE the couch until I EXPLODE and flood your butthole with cum*
    *grabs Pam by the back of the neck, makes her lick my shaft clean*
    Alrighty Jim, see ya tomorrow!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kino.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go home and make shitposts about Emily Blunt on a Filipino knitting forum.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with his eyes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      too much ice cream. guess what brand?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was the episode where I realized how much of a b***h Jim was.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People like him fricking suck.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let it hit me
    >pretend to be injured
    >get him fired
    this time, it is personnel.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The unironic Jim hatred is hilarious. You're all just seething misantrhopic Dwights irl except most of you are not half as useful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody likes lukewarm bullies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody likes gays who over-react and can't take a joke.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, we're here to sell/make paper and not continue behavior learned from your sub par upbringing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jim seems like an ok guy outside of work but if he tried all those jokes on me, I’m punching him out pretty early on. I mean it’s clearly targeting, he “pranks” the same person, Dwight, every time. Frick that behavior, it’s not funny or endearing.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dwight brings it on himself in most cases, if you weren't stealing Jim's clients or constantly almost killing your fellow coworkers he probably wouldn't target you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >if it were me in that office it wouldn't have went down like it did

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you serious? Dwight is an absolute asshat who deserves it. How many times with sheer arrogance has he demeaned Jim to his face and called him an idiot and just been an over-all smug jerk unprovoked. Oh my God, HE LITERALLY PROCLAIMS HIMSELF TO BE SUPERIOR TO OTHERS ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. And Jim's pranks are not even cruel, they are quite tame.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >he demeaned Jim to his face and called him an idiot
              How can you be mad at a guy for speaking the truth?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                gr8 b8, m8.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Are you serious? Dwight is an absolute asshat who deserves it. How many times with sheer arrogance has he demeaned Jim to his face and called him an idiot and just been an over-all smug jerk unprovoked. Oh my God, HE LITERALLY PROCLAIMS HIMSELF TO BE SUPERIOR TO OTHERS ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS. And Jim's pranks are not even cruel, they are quite tame.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *catch it telepathically*
    *rotate it 180 degrees so it points back at him*
    *launch it back at Jim at 50000 mph*
    *stop it just in front of his stupid face*
    >Hey moron.... think slow
    *slowly drive it into his skull*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>Hey moron... think slow
      KIINNOOOOOOO!!!!!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a moron so I wouldn’t have even looked.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's not the first time homosexual Halpert has thrown balls at a guy's face, am I right? I'm just joshin' ya, ya queer. Hey can I get your mom's number?"

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Dwight was by all accounts a bigger piece of shit than Jim ever was, and actively fricked over his coworkers at any opportunity far beyond any of Jim's pranks (including stealing one of Jim's clients, said account making up like 20% of his commission. which is just as fireable as any of Jim's pranks btw). Dwight deserved everything and more.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to your shit office job
    >just want to be done with it and go home
    >sit in your chair triggering a booby trap
    >dumps a bucket of piss and shit and cum onto your head and desk
    >coworkers ignoring or smirking silently
    >office bully laughs at you
    >hottest girl in office giggling
    >he's laughing while impregnating her over the receptionist desk and she's laughing and you're covered in piss and shit and cum
    >boss calls you a pussy for not being able to take a joke

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He should have quit. Provides nothing of value to anyone

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is a weak guy's idea of a tough guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The show literally never portrays him as a tough guy though. Witty and can think on his feet, but he's consistently shown as physically weak and terrified of any kind of direct confrontation.

      ?t=34

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying he's a tough guy. I'm saying he's profoundly weak. He is, however, a WEAK GUY'S IDEA of a tough guy: slick, clever, witty... all things that are irrelevant when actually challenged by something.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat him up and frick Pam

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Marry Pam
      >Invite him to the wedding
      >Impregnate Pam
      >Ask him to be the Godfather

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dawn vs Pam

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for someone women find attractive he certainly has a big fat bulbous nose. gives me the ick!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People who obsess over "icks" is my ick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        chuds give me the ick!

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey, Halpert!
    *whips out erect member*
    >This thing's going straight up your ass!
    How does Jim react?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When someone says this and does this to me at the UPS warehouse I work at it's fun, either I catch the package or it hits met in the face and knocks my glasses off and I become Velma for a few seconds. Good times had by all. Office Jim would thrive in such an environment.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hey Jim
    >I know I’m kind of weird, socially awkward and kind of hard to get along with but I really don’t appreciate it when you pull these pranks on me
    >if my interactions with you come across as spiteful would you please explain that to me and I’ll apologize
    >i just want to do my job but I have trouble with social cues
    >thanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jim starts raping faster
      What then?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god he's so cute. i still remember how much rope i shot to his high arches and smooth soles on full display in that one instagram post that he then deleted cause everyone was acting horny as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sorry. what i meant to say is that i'd let him bully me in the office and endure and then go home to rape correct him everyday until he starts liking it but keeps up his bullying and increasingly teasing persona in public.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's better.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*gets up and walks over and knocks is stupid fricking face in*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They could've had a toby goes sicko mode episode but they didn't

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would kick the shit out of that little homosexual and frick his oneitis slampig

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    American Office is horseshit and my only exposure to it is on this board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know it's horseshit then? You don't just blindly think what Cinemaphile tells you to think, right anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Michael Scott is a weirdly well-written character. He’s like the perfect depiction of how a 12 year old boy thinks. It’s spookily accurate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's a perfect embodiment of how genuinely moronic middle managers can be. Honestly, in the earlier seasons the show does a pretty good job of showing how petty and stupid office drama can be.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe in the first season, but by S2 he’s really more of a lonely child in an adult’s body
          When he yells “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY” it’s such a typical child’s thought process.

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