>Hey Ron!

>Hey Ron! Your family is so poor, that if you had house elves they'd own you!

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >w-well you have no mum
    >let's ignore how my mum sends you a knitted sweater every year and is hooking you up with Ginny and that you're always welcome at the Weasley home

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blimey, 'arry! Me mum always knits you a better sweater, with a thick, golden letter H. Mine's shit coloured again this year... you can barely see the R.
      this actually happens in the books

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much of a sociopath do you have to be to write shit like that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the book only Fred and George have letters on their sweaters. Strange detail to get wrong by the filmmakers.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anybody with the chops to direct a Hollywood film wouldn't have gone near a Harry Potter book.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the book only Fred and George have letters on their sweaters. Strange detail to get wrong by the filmmakers.

        IIRC Harry does get a better one than Ron, I guess they felt it wouldn't be noticeable without the letters on screen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a boy!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have a flying car while you have to take the cuck train to Hogwarts. You live under a literal staircase and get fed dog scraps. Your life is so meaningless that Dumbledore staged your whole life and childhood of abuse just so he could gaslight and groom you to be a weapon against Slytherin house - just so he could mutt up our pureblood lineage with muggles.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey ron, was it fred or george who died?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine slytherin pussy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Harry never offer part of his huge fortune to buy the Weaslys a nicer house?
    Why didn’t Harry just buy his own house with his huge fortune instead of going back to his abusive family’s every summer?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to imagine that the books are the favourable historical accounts that embellished some of the details.
      And in reality the Weasley's would constantly drop ever-less-subtle hints that Harry could help them financially while he acted completely oblivious except the one time he implied that if he had a hot redhead gf he'd be so happy that he'd probably spend all his money without a second thought.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn’t Harry just buy his own house with his huge fortune instead of going back to his abusive family’s every summer?
      if I remember it's to "recharge" the protection he obtained from his mother when she died, thanks to the presence of his aunt

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oi 'arry. Lend us a fiver will yuz, mate? It's me and the missus' anniversary and I'd like to take her out for a nice one at the Leaky Cauldron.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they let him stay at Hogwarts during the summer? They could make an exception for the child they know has to go back to an abusive situation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would break the spell keeping him alive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one

        Because Harry needed to have a childhood of abuse to give him motivation to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore admitted to that much. If he had a happy life then he would have joined Slytherin at the sorting hat's suggestion.
        His identity as a victim, as valid as it may be, is why he chose to side with the mudblood disorganized Gryffindor against the objectively superior and dominant Slytherin house.

        It is actually explaining why libshits and modern leftists exist. If you promote victimhood identity to the population, people will naturally want to overthrow "the system" that they believe is responsible. It's how history's leftists seized and modern leftists continue to seize nations.

        moronic 4chins slop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Harry needed to have a childhood of abuse to give him motivation to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore admitted to that much. If he had a happy life then he would have joined Slytherin at the sorting hat's suggestion.
      His identity as a victim, as valid as it may be, is why he chose to side with the mudblood disorganized Gryffindor against the objectively superior and dominant Slytherin house.

      It is actually explaining why libshits and modern leftists exist. If you promote victimhood identity to the population, people will naturally want to overthrow "the system" that they believe is responsible. It's how history's leftists seized and modern leftists continue to seize nations.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I meant after he started school. He already has had a childhood of abuse and already chose the right path.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because Harry needed to have a childhood of abuse to give him motivation to fight Voldemort, Dumbledore admitted to that much. If he had a happy life then he would have joined Slytherin at the sorting hat's suggestion.
        Reminds me of the Malcom in the Middle ending
        >We made your childhood and teen years miserable so you can be President, Malcom, it was the only way

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Harry just give Ron a couple gold pieces? It would make a world of difference for his family and Harry only even notice. Like literally .001% of his wealth. What a cheapskate. Especially after he flaunted his wealth buying “the lot” of sweets.
    Is that why he let Ron smosh Emma? He felt bad and was addicted to the ginger bad poosay?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Weasleys won 700 galleons from a lottery and instead of being smart with the money they went to egypt for a vacation and stayed there for a month. Only after that they bought Ron a new wand. Harry was right. He did give the twins a thousand galleons he won from the triwizard tournament and they set up a business with the money

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Especially after he flaunted his wealth buying “the lot” of sweets.
      He wasn't showing off. He saw that Ron wanted some but couldn't get any, had to live with the Dursley's all his life so probably never got anything good, had some money in his pocket and the freedom to do whatever he wanted with it, and did what a lot of dumb kids would do in that situation and just bought everything.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He wasn't showing off.
        Except instead of giving the money to the snack lady, he pulls it out and shows it to Ron. Long enough for Ron to stare at it and go "Blimey!" or "Woah!" (can't remember which). Then it cuts to them eating the snacks. For all we know, he could have kept showing it for five minutes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He just pulls it out. He doesn't shove it at Ron. I'm pretty sure he looks at the woman the whole time, too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      harry tried to give money to them but they refused it, he told fred and george that if they didnt take the winnings from the triwizard tournament he was going to put it at the bottom of the lake (or some such)

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you be poor and be magical? Where can literally create food and whatever the frick you want?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      goblins

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make your own house
    >infinite space with magic
    >duplicate food as many times as you want
    >all chores do themselves
    how is it even possible to be poor as a wizard?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bill is a Cursebreaker for Gringotts
    >Charlie is a dragon zookeeper
    >Percy is a Ministry brown noser who probably already outranks Arthur
    >Fred and George own a toy company
    >Ginny hitched up with the most famous and rich wizard celebrity to exist
    Why was Ron such a failure? Imagine how disappointed Molly is during family gatherings, I bet he and Hermione still haven't moved out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ron gets to frick the minister of magic, that's not too bad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a kid I always pictured Charlie as Heath Ledger (since his character from 10 Things I Hate About You had reddish hair) and Bill as Orlando Bloom. I don’t even remember if they were in the films.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They seemed pretty well off to me

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Harry used an unforgivable curse in the last movie and should have spent his life in Azkaban.

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