She's only 42, why does she look so goddamn busted? This goes beyond just "the wall" as an explanation, she legitimately has the face of women age 55-60.
If I married Prime Kiki I would glad to have her age into this. That's not even The Wall. I looked like a rock star when she was hot as frick and now I look like the comic shop guy from The Simpsons.
Clitomegaly is based like all prominent secondary sex characteristics, but too many and you will statistically be with a cheater. Small breasted women are statistically more faithful
What's hot is when you airpump them and blow them like a dick
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That's too gay.
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No, too gay would be doing it dressed as a cowboy
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And also if her balls are bigger than yours.
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Nah we good
Bet she has a super puffy pussy
Being a femmo it's probably nice and furry and fragrant, miss me with that plucked chicken porno shit. I want natural fr
I think there is not a single more based man of this generation.
He is my age.
This means he watched the Spider Man movies when he was a teenager.
Which means he jacked it god knows how often to prime Kirsten.
Which means he most likely, at some point, uttered something along the lines of "I'll tap that".
And he did. By god, he did.
I salute this magnificent bastard.
Significantly more attractive than Zendaya in spite of 15 year age gap. Hollywood is garbage but the kinos we got through the early 2000s softens the blow of having nothing new to watch. Raimi Spider-Man, at least 1 and 2 are uncontested GOATS
The Zendaya meme is fricking weird. I think Armond White is on to something when he says that she just has a highly fashionable ethnic makeup, because it's objectively weird that she's presented as peak female form despite looking like the 3rd cutest barista at any given starbucks
People shit on Zendaya, she does nothing for me and I've onky seen her in duds so far but she's just a Zoomer avatar, let them have their mutt princess of Mars. She could be worse. She is at least fit and dating an Englishman
Based. It wasn't. Assistant teacher in a private school diddled me a few times. All she did was jack me off during recess while fingering herself and telling me to shut up. She was always very considerate when it was done, and even made sure to have loads of paper towels in her purse to clean my jizz up. One time she licked it off her hands. I jerk offd to memories of that for like ten years afterwards. I was 12 and it was awesome. No regrets. No trauma. I know she did it to two other classmates, but none of us ratted on her 'cause we all fricking loved it.
I can't imagine having sex in an open field. It would be like 95f, the sun blazing on both of your naked bodies and you'll be covered in sweat that picks up dirt and grass while you roll around. Then imagine getting into some fire ants half way through.
>in the shower
Fricking in the shower when I was 17 was how I found out I have dangerously low blood pressure. I came and then immediately sat on the floor and passed out. My gf thought I was dead, kinda wish that was the case but no I just passed out due to physical exertion in a hot steamy environment causing a loss of blood to the brain.
Same thing happens sometimes if I try to do squats or deadlifts. I totally lose my vision if I stand up too quick when sitting. It sucks.
I fricked a girl on a super hot summer night in a field. I ended up rolling in dog shit but tried to pretend it didn't happen to keep the mood.
It was awful. She's married and post pictures of her childless life on Facebook.
She enters a room before she enters a room if you know what I mean. And you just know she loves to frick much younger men and loves mommy roleplay. "Suck mommy's breasts you naughty boy!" You just know.
Classic Dunst makes my dickhole cry silver pee pee baby tears
But Grandma Dunst, against the odds, has made my dick harder than my Nana's gingernut biscuits. I feel like she should be paired with an appropriate wine and steak
If I am we should make it happen
I will play for keeps Kirsten
I/we have a pretty nice dick and are a thoughtful lover, probably
I want her to piss in my mouth in the shower before I put babies everywhere that will take them. Frick
could
and would
would suck on those breasts forever
>those breasts will never get to feed my sons
It's over.
Milk
German prostitutes DO have the best boobas.
no they don't
Debatable.
that's just a fat woman with oversized boobs
low test
And gay.
Man being married to those milkers would be something
Get some standards, gays
'no'
i can only get so hard anon
swedish milk maid
I'd drink.her piss out of those buckets if you know what I mean
Young Dunst was hot but milf Dunst might be even better. Those bouncy jugs.
moron. She aged like a fine Belgian ale. She's fricking gorgeous.
MOMMY
I
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moo
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i would stick my dick in kirstiens ddunsts'dd
THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GchBDE2KuE
I love her since I saw her in Jumanji, still love her.
based
jesus mama milkies
She's only 42, why does she look so goddamn busted? This goes beyond just "the wall" as an explanation, she legitimately has the face of women age 55-60.
Goodness me, I'd ravage her.
If I married Prime Kiki I would glad to have her age into this. That's not even The Wall. I looked like a rock star when she was hot as frick and now I look like the comic shop guy from The Simpsons.
I suddenly feel the urge to slap
Would
Need to recreate the upsidedown kiss in a future movie.
surely you'd have to be gay not to?
She's meh
based gmilf monkss
>low light
>big distracting hair
>corset
>stockings
They played this scene to the strengths of every middle aged woman.
Having kids will make a woman's breast bigger. It's like getting 2 cup size bigger without a surgery.
the trade off however is her nipples are ruined forever and the aereola (sp?)/color of the nipple gets darker
>aereola (sp?)
Areola.
I luv MILF Dunst bros
Shut up gay
Same
dorky milf booby mommy kino
god I miss growing up staying at my friends house every weekend. his mom was so hot and always had cleavage
Still cute. Some chicks get masculine with age.
With enlarged clits too.
>enlarged clits
Gross.
Clitomegaly is based like all prominent secondary sex characteristics, but too many and you will statistically be with a cheater. Small breasted women are statistically more faithful
Statistics are horseshit.
Say hi to your busty wife anon. She will know what I mean
She said hi back, and that your pee pee is tiny.
She would say that, we call her "The Channel Tunnel" down at the station.
I agree, I was watching this video of a mature woman dildoing her pussy and her clit was hanging like a small dick.
What's hot is when you airpump them and blow them like a dick
That's too gay.
No, too gay would be doing it dressed as a cowboy
And also if her balls are bigger than yours.
Nah we good
Bet she has a super puffy pussy
Being a femmo it's probably nice and furry and fragrant, miss me with that plucked chicken porno shit. I want natural fr
Cute, woman would be much less insufrable if they hugged they moron energy.
hags are CUTE
was casually attracted to her before
now I am a full believer
>TFW no big titted Kirsten GF.
Hot older women with big nattys have the most powerful sexual energy of anyone. I’ll take a Salma or Kirsten over the hottest 20 year old
can confirm
my wife has been getting hornier over time
Are you worried about that?
Well, hello there.
>what's over the Wall? Let's peek
>hnghhh fuuuuck it's like Pussy Florida ovah here
It's a tragedy this series was cancelled
HOT
Never mind
god I wish that were me
i gotta watch this now...is it fargo?
It's a lot like Fargo but more grounded in reality, at least at first.
What's the problem?
>Writer's thinly veiled fetish
I should watch this show with my girlfriend.
hnnnng fatter
thicc
booba too small BIGGER
Drop Dead Gorgeous is a good film.
She was my first ever crush and I think I still love her.
The Wall just made her sexy in a used up depressed way. I want that bloated pussy in my face
For me, it's her eyes
WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS!
This thread inspired me to watch civil war tonight. I don't care if it's bad.
holy
its ok, its just moronic
turn your brain off and its entertaining
>my waifu
I think there is not a single more based man of this generation.
He is my age.
This means he watched the Spider Man movies when he was a teenager.
Which means he jacked it god knows how often to prime Kirsten.
Which means he most likely, at some point, uttered something along the lines of "I'll tap that".
And he did. By god, he did.
I salute this magnificent bastard.
Meth damon>matt damon
On top of her being gorgeous, you can tell she's also a ton of fun to frick.
kek true, he's the best
She giggles and talks shit before getting into it and pushing herself into you while railed doggy
They look like brother and sister
Very hot. Wish I could find a fat hairy gf who looks like my sister.
Not
Only would
But will
Significantly more attractive than Zendaya in spite of 15 year age gap. Hollywood is garbage but the kinos we got through the early 2000s softens the blow of having nothing new to watch. Raimi Spider-Man, at least 1 and 2 are uncontested GOATS
They're crap movies for children.
You're a gay homosexual who has sex with men.
The Zendaya meme is fricking weird. I think Armond White is on to something when he says that she just has a highly fashionable ethnic makeup, because it's objectively weird that she's presented as peak female form despite looking like the 3rd cutest barista at any given starbucks
Aye. Zendaya isn’t going to age well.
People shit on Zendaya, she does nothing for me and I've onky seen her in duds so far but she's just a Zoomer avatar, let them have their mutt princess of Mars. She could be worse. She is at least fit and dating an Englishman
bros do you think if we asked nicely she'd let us blow loads on her chest
frick you jesse plemons
FRICK YOU
Hey pig
needs to be the new St Pauli girl
didn't she have them removed?
mm mommy, I want to bury my head in her chest hnnnggg
Mommy Jane Watson
Her death in Civil War was so unwarranted
Hagriel.
I want to stick my dunst in Kirsten's cunst.
Those are some nice breasts and there's little negative comment that I can give about them.
we're sorry for making fun of your tooth
Hey Cougar
Would. I blame fat Todd for weight gain. Couple of 10 mile walks, she’ll be right as rain.
Absolute babe.
breasts!
keep going. The clip from Melancholia next.
>three generation-some
Angorie Rice(sp), was also in a movie with those 3. Just 4 eventually hot fake blondes.
same energy
Also she an uncanny aged ringer for Denise Crosby / Tasha Yar from Trek (the good one)
still would, bet she rides great
no
IF
I
WOULD
COULD
YOOOOOOOOU
I'd settle with her so hard
Many hours with you
watched Civil War then went back and watched the Spider Man films.
this woman is really, really good at acting.
She's always had screen presence. Zendaya could never.
Hey mommy
>Spiderman remake where Peter is 15-years-old and Mary Jane is 36
Thoughts?
Ah yes , the reading spider-boy.
Stfu pedophile
Getting molested by women when you’re a little boy isn’t that bad.
Based. It wasn't. Assistant teacher in a private school diddled me a few times. All she did was jack me off during recess while fingering herself and telling me to shut up. She was always very considerate when it was done, and even made sure to have loads of paper towels in her purse to clean my jizz up. One time she licked it off her hands. I jerk offd to memories of that for like ten years afterwards. I was 12 and it was awesome. No regrets. No trauma. I know she did it to two other classmates, but none of us ratted on her 'cause we all fricking loved it.
she seems like the sort of woman who would change her pad in front of you without a second thought
>she seems like the sort of woman who would change her pad in front of you without a second thought
So wife material?
pretty much yes
We love you
>meanwhile in Japan
HOLY BOOBA
I can't imagine having sex in an open field. It would be like 95f, the sun blazing on both of your naked bodies and you'll be covered in sweat that picks up dirt and grass while you roll around. Then imagine getting into some fire ants half way through.
bring a blanket or better yet, a quilt.
Probably similar to on the beach/in the shower, it sounds better than it really is
>in the shower
Fricking in the shower when I was 17 was how I found out I have dangerously low blood pressure. I came and then immediately sat on the floor and passed out. My gf thought I was dead, kinda wish that was the case but no I just passed out due to physical exertion in a hot steamy environment causing a loss of blood to the brain.
Same thing happens sometimes if I try to do squats or deadlifts. I totally lose my vision if I stand up too quick when sitting. It sucks.
I fricked a girl on a super hot summer night in a field. I ended up rolling in dog shit but tried to pretend it didn't happen to keep the mood.
It was awful. She's married and post pictures of her childless life on Facebook.
She will always be the original vampire e-girl to me when I’m jerking off to sleep
Picrel
Fantasy unlocked
I’m the same age as Kirsten and she looks better than all the women I went to high school with
Anons.......don't look at this latest picture of her.
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU
Tight
fake image but that would be amazing
if only it were fake.
WHYYYYY??? She was at a healthy weight! Now she'll look ghoulish like J-Con
Time for another baby
You don't want it to be up?
Nevermind, based mods/jannies finally got it.
This is not a gooning board.
Melancholia is not some cheap skin flick, you roiling homosexual. It's art.
Seethe.
Theres so many things she can star in. We are blessed.
Would ofc. What exactly is the problem here?
Have to agree with her on this one, she should be offered the role of hot mom.
She's perfect.
Ive basically been in love with her since jumanji and drop dead gorgeous just cemented it
She looks like shes got uke genetics not german.
That moment when she whipped out her tiities in Melancholia. Hnnng
That one too. I'm 100% her both Jennifer and Kirsten are great in bed
based
He's like frick it, I'm gonna look at them
She enters a room before she enters a room if you know what I mean. And you just know she loves to frick much younger men and loves mommy roleplay. "Suck mommy's breasts you naughty boy!" You just know.
Lord have mercy
Would in a heartbeat. And I don't like blondes.
Chill out. I didn't post the Jennifer pics but the breasts are nice
She's 42 and looks great. OP is a gay
it's weird how quickly she aged. even when she was 19 she looked like she was in her late-20s
She partied hard, she has anime fangs so I forgive her and want to rail her to death. She had better bring a snorkel
Frick they are still unstoppable after all these years
I love her MILF arc
hey mommy
You should watch Strike!
It's filled with cute girls in school uniforms
I'm in my 40s and she's still hot. Her prime imo is spiderman or mary Antoinette.
>ze peasants 'ave no bread?!
>zen let zem eat cum
When this photo was new, I printed out a copy, and jerked off to it frequently. BRB
Classic Dunst makes my dickhole cry silver pee pee baby tears
But Grandma Dunst, against the odds, has made my dick harder than my Nana's gingernut biscuits. I feel like she should be paired with an appropriate wine and steak
Are you me?
If I am we should make it happen
I will play for keeps Kirsten
I/we have a pretty nice dick and are a thoughtful lover, probably
I want her to piss in my mouth in the shower before I put babies everywhere that will take them. Frick
Nevermind, you're not me.
>he denies being pissdrunk on blonde twat champagne
Lame
No, I am not a thoughtful lover. My big belly makes it hard to see my wiener.
Just stick a post it on her back.
I'm glad you're not my kid. Printer ink is expensive.
I'm late to the thread but I want to let all the Supreme gentlemen in here know you are all based and godspeed.
based
Hey chuckie