it mostly comes from other asians who will make sweeping generalisations about literally half the world's population if they can somehow include themselves in it
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
I have never, ever in my life thought "Wow that woman is pretty hot, if only her breasts were smaller". You are just being a contrarian. le handful meme is strictly just cope invented by guys who have never fricked a proper titcow.
who gives a shit? why are you so obsessed with what someone "is"? how the frick does it affect the feeling of her holes or if you can afford to buy groceries?
I am very white but not once my entire life have I stopped to care one fricking bit who my ancestors or racial makeup were. Not my fricking problem, I care about the here and now.
mexican.
I had a roommate i found off craiglist that looked almost exactly like her. She was kinda a c**t so I was never attracted to her, but this one morning, she was in the pajama pants and acting very non-c**ty and I just stopped what I was doing in the kitchen and went back to my room. Anon couldn't handle that.
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
it’s mostly trannies. trannies and roasties team up in these types of threads.
then you have the brown roasties and trannies that completely lose it when they see blonde hair. you can find them foaming at the mouth in rage in any Sydney Sweeney thread. it’s browner than a border crossing in there.
She cute
People age, anon
And we all still would so what are you chudding about
I thought asians were supposed to age good though.
>I thought asians were supposed to age good though.
Cope meme from guys who can't get white women
it mostly comes from other asians who will make sweeping generalisations about literally half the world's population if they can somehow include themselves in it
south east asia subhumans only
still would
she looks fine.
SHAMOE
Reminds me of this one party I was at back in college. I'll never forget it.
Fricking kek I remember.
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fricking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "wienerGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fricking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fricked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
>friendly reminder she had a lot of fun and did it again... and again...
Sorry but, muh dick is diamonds & OP is a raging homo
>those smol breasts
call me a gay all you want but I vastly prefer handful breasts versus huge titcow udders
I have never, ever in my life thought "Wow that woman is pretty hot, if only her breasts were smaller". You are just being a contrarian. le handful meme is strictly just cope invented by guys who have never fricked a proper titcow.
Very based.
MJ?
Miranda found the fountain of eternal youth. She still looks the same iCarly.
she cute
It's because she doesn't drink or smoke
Wife material. Shame Dan defiled her beyond repair and she can't have a normal relationship with a man.
this, she's giving olivia wilde a run for her money
Wife material
this is better, op's pic legit is troony tier shit
The frick is she? Asian? Mexican?
who gives a shit? why are you so obsessed with what someone "is"? how the frick does it affect the feeling of her holes or if you can afford to buy groceries?
t. mutt
I am very white but not once my entire life have I stopped to care one fricking bit who my ancestors or racial makeup were. Not my fricking problem, I care about the here and now.
this is a lie or you are complete trailer trash
project whatever you want
>no u
alright you got me
She's unambiguously White.
mexican.
I had a roommate i found off craiglist that looked almost exactly like her. She was kinda a c**t so I was never attracted to her, but this one morning, she was in the pajama pants and acting very non-c**ty and I just stopped what I was doing in the kitchen and went back to my room. Anon couldn't handle that.
>I had a roommate i found off craiglist that looked almost exactly like her
Did you ever make off with her panties or socks?
if you hate on miranda you're gonna burn just fyi
HEE HEEEEE
sexy pic
iWalled
>"FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER"
Hi sisters
who's the cute girl on the right?
haha, good one, anon!
Everyone knows Christhememegod
if trannies drink water would water be bad?
>troony into pedo shit
Every time
You act as if you were personally attacked. Anything you want to tell us, anon?
Yeah I love Japanese drawings and I'm not going to let a terminally political normalgay tourist on Cinemaphile brainwash me to think otherwise.
very cute
Is this a Zellweger situation, do they look totally unrecognizable? Or do I just not know who they are
all in all you're just
another brick in the wall
OH MY CONSUELO
She always had a massive jaw
Just say you're gay, OP, I'd still frick her.
I dont see the issue with her physical appearance
looks like a filipina milf
Would wife till death do us part
Today OP was king of the homosexuals
Less but still cute
Is she going to be naked? It's about time, Miranda, soon you will be too old to do it.
She's going to do like Allison Brie, at most.
Get her breasts out, once her body is all deflated.
Still would, though.
Once man can dream, but doubt it. She is too pure, sadly.
she looks like meg tilly
Oh no someone grew older. You’re a moron.
>muh wall
Just admit you're a pedophile, bro.
goddamn imagine the sons she would give you
>tfw Miranda will never be your wife
Life is so unfair, bro.
She exactly the fricking same.
She looks like a caricature of herself.
I had sex with a troony that looks like her, I'd actually argue the troony looks better
homosexual
well yeah
ywnbaw
That's because you're a homosexual.
Disgusting
When did she become Mexican? Did she take lessons from Draco Campana?
She's always been Mexican. That's where her vaguely Asiatic looking features come from.
Her face's shape looks younger than Victoria Justice's yet she looks older than VJ.
What's this from anyway? She finally got a post-iCarly job that wasn't hosting some Saturday morning show for the elderly?
…
Megan
HE HEE
>Boomers still using MJ reference to a certain nose type
kys oldman
she looks like michael jackson
Whats Up with so many jealous femanons posting here? Looks like Twitter lol
it’s mostly trannies. trannies and roasties team up in these types of threads.
then you have the brown roasties and trannies that completely lose it when they see blonde hair. you can find them foaming at the mouth in rage in any Sydney Sweeney thread. it’s browner than a border crossing in there.
It's gays and women. And gen z is literally the gayest generation.
/tv/is normieland, my friend
/cgl/ is leaking.
We know she is too old for you, Dan, but Miranda is still frickable.
Amanda Bynes was the only conventionally attractive Nickelodeon girl. Every other celeb they pushed looked weird.
You're gay if you don't think Vjuice is hot.
looks like an asian milf at a rub n tug
spics and slavs age like pure shit 3rd I'd say would be bongs
Megan is a bride now. Damn, I feel old.
her grandma looks terriblle
Milf Miranda looks hot.
She cute
Does miranda know how to frick?
she needs that korean jaw shaving surgery tbհ
she looks like my maid
her foot game is still top tier.
What did DAN DO TO HER
Are the rumors about the football team accurate, bros??
SHAMONE MOTHERFRICKER
ay dios mio es el goblina de las nickolodiano
icarly icarly, I don't care that you look like Michael Jackson
As long as you're giving me action
postyourhandsomeface.jpg
Why tf she look like a trooned Jimmy Fallon?
I still would