Hi anon! What are you seeing tonight? All by yourself again? Haha!
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>*shoots her in the head with a 9mm*
>Sorry, sir. As a favor to your mother, I must protect you from becoming a pathetic simp.
Thank you Robert, that was terrifying
Thank you Robert, you're a real friend
Thank you Robert. Wait a minute. Why would you owe my mom a favor?
......yeah, can you get Robert, tell him it's me.
Oh thank God Robert, they'll really let anyone in here won't they *shared laughter*
You're a lifesaver Robert. It was touch and go there for a second.
That was pretty violent I must say but thank you Robert-san
I’m sorry Robert, but I’m going to have to report you to the police. Goodbye Robert.
If you want to report him you're going to have to go through me
Frick you Robert, and yes I'll have the usual.
Thank you, Robert. You know I'd never want to disappoint dear old mom. I'll have one ticket to Morbius, please. Two if you'll join me 😉
>only 9mm
You failed Robert. Give me my crab legs
based Robert saving my sanity and self-respect
thank you robert
Robert. For years, I have condemned the violent tendencies of the Black whilst posting upon a Nipponese animation-themed imageboard I frequent. But it would seem that in a twist of fate... that very Black saved my life.
I thank you, Robert.
Wait, weren't you once a mediocre actress?
Now your working at a movie theater and you're making fun of me?
Whatever. . . .
Give me the corn and leave me alone
I used to have a massive crush on Sophia Lillis and similar types of girls that ultimately culminated in me taking the virginity of a cute 18 year old pre t ftm tomboy. This may or may not have turned into a year long relationship where we fell in love before I broke up with her because we didn't have enough sex cause she felt dysphoric and she wanted to go on t—in every other way she was perfect
moron...
I couldn't save her and I'm not gay, what could I have done?
You could have saved her.
She was determined. I couldn't have. Tell me how.
zoom zoom
see my prior post
All these anons are just projecting their own regrets. Technically if you wanted it, you may have been able to manipulate the situation, assuming you were capable or willing of shedding your humanity. And it's not like any man can manage any insane woman. Realistically things would have ended poorly one way or another.
In any case, immediately aquire some mushrooms and go through an ego death. You'll figure things out after that
>adding "gen Z" on her
What a weird edit. All tomboys deserve saving.
moron.
"Tomboy" is just a term that boomers used to describe transmen because they had no idea what transmen even were at the time. There is no such thing as a "tomboy."
>OY VEY
What did anon mean by this?
reddit is down the hall and to the left
YWNBAW
>had no idea what transmen even were
I still don't really either. This is when a man chops his penis off right?
No it's the other one. Basically "transTHING" means they weren't born THING. So a transman is actually a woman.
That's extremally helpful. Just think of trans- as a negation. Thanks anon.
Well given my generation's unfortunate sensibilities today's tomboys are much more likely to go the ftm route and therefore be more in need of saving
I wish you people hadn't gotten to her
>Alone again anon?
>What happened to your sneed frens?
>anon don't you think they miss you?
Nakadashi Sophia.
No, I'm with your mother tonight.
you seem to be alone too. why don't you come with me and we'll make each other company.
>b-but work
you can give me your phone number so we can watch another one and we go at my place to conclude the night.
its that easy gays.
Finally delivering more wisdom, huh?
all I know is you won't know until you try.
just try at girls you're fairly sure to take the bait or you'll end up looking like a degenerate freak desperate for lust.
Someone post the kid who tried the "just keep trying" approach and got ostracized from his college campus and surrounding town.
I've been treated by the owner of this theater
Its Roberta now.
Happy pride month Roberta!
ROBERT, GET DOWN!