Hire director most concerned with black and latino culture to direct your movie about fighting robots
Hire director most concerned with black and latino culture to direct your movie about fighting robots
Hire director most concerned with black and latino culture to direct your movie about fighting robots
No Bay, No Buy
No Linkin Park, No watch. They should have done a
>in memory of Chester
but they don't fricking understand
how old was she in this movie ?
she was 20 in the first transformers
She was perfect in this scene, it was all down hill from here.
unironically she was a strong female character. She saved Sam a few times and used her mechanical skills to help. Sjws ignore her though
Somewhere around too
>that fricking scene in one of the movies where they stop the film in it's tracks to explain why it's totally ok for MC to frick that girl
Couldn't they have just set it in a state where she was blanket legal instead, or just not mentioned it
I might be thinking of a different franchise but it was some sort of brainless action film like this
BASED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxxBlVoVvZY&pp=ygUhcmV2ZW5nZSBvZiB0aGUgZmFsbGVuIGxpbmtpbiBwYXJr
me on the right
but in the end
Inserting transbipoc more important than some depressed white guy chud.
>Movie about monkeys and other animals
>Hire director most concerned with black and latino culture to direct your movie
Yes.
^^^
Why not bring back the bumblebee guy? He did an alright job
paramount is run by literal morons, they should have let travis knight just reboot the franchise but they gave it to this coogler lackey
Bumblebee flopped so execs put him in movie jail. It's moronic but they only care about $$ at the end.
It didn't. It made 4 times its budget at the box office. They kept the budget low and still did a good job. A lot of CGI movies can easily cost over 200 million and that makes it difficult to break even and make profit.
I don't know, but Bumblebee is still considered a flop to execs
It didn't flop at all. He's also not in movie jail. The guy owns Laika Studios, a place where he never has to worry about making returns on his films because he has infinite money from Nike to fund their projects.
why doesn't he fund endless kino like david ellison does?
Because he wants to make stop motion animated films as those are his passion.
why isn't he doing any new blockbusters then?
damn I didn't know travis was phil knight's son. well that explains why he can do all the stop motion stuff even if it flops.
Was bumblebee good?
it was ok, but as somebody who grew up with Transformers in the 90s, it didn't really feel like a Transformers movie. People hate on Bay, but the action in his movies felt like Transformers.
>People hate on Bay, but the action in his movies felt like Transformers.
No it didn't you idiot child.
Well then it was better than transformers and boomers who b***h about it didn’t deserve a good transformers anyway.
There's no point in engaging with them, they're all too poor to actually go outside and watch any movies
The only good scenes are the action ones which you can just watch on youtube, I know it was a smaller movie but the human stuff was worse imo than any of the bay movies since it just felt more like a live action iron giant rip off than a transformers movie
It's quite mediocre and I'm so tired of the same radiotalk Bumblebee story. But the Cybertron flashback is the best live action Transformers scene. So the movie raises to the level of mediocrity far above the Bay movies.
it was the only decent one
It was the only one that felt like a real movie but at this point Bumblebee talking with a kid through radio is old hat. I'm really tired of that just let him talk like at the end of the first movie becaues it became one of a thousand things they retconned with no explanation.
The movie suffered either because they've seen it before or because they feared it's gonna be as worthless and moronic like the Transformers vs. King Arthur one.
It's a very generic muh 80s movie. It's just ET, but he can kick ass. Like Iron Giant. In fact there's even a scene where Bumblebee enters an "evil mode" for some reason when he gets attacked by the military, like the Giant. Action scenes aren't as cool as the Bay movies, CGI isn't as good, and so is the cinematography, but if you like Transformers enough, you'll probably think it's just okay. Because for one, the Transformers do look more like the Transformers while still being more realistic. There's a guy who looks like Starscream in the beginning and he has kind of an alien face and body, while still being comprehensible and mecha-like.
you don't get to be a studio exec without being moronic
Flashbros, we won!
ew gross!
The Snapple bimbo was so fine
The fall of the west. The war against beauty.
Laura haddock was impressive why didnt she get more roles?
you morons left out the best transformers girl
I'm still mad about no Transformers 6
we aren't allowed to
>grow to hate male attention so much you change your name, date a nega-transbian, and the mention of you becomes a bannable offense on Cinemaphile
Did we go too far, bros?
Sure is a beast alright
>rise of the beasts
fricking israelites know exactly what they're doing lmao
Aren't they doing the same thing with the new King Kong movies?
>it's about gorillas
>sheboon actress
hollywood, I...
I like black girls but this b***h is hideous fr fr
Why not her instead?
Terrible actress
Got her tooth gap "corrected"
I just fixed my massive tooth gap with my freaking mind
We ride or die for Michael Bay on this board, homie. If there's no Michael Bay I ain't seein this shit.
I love Bay, but he didn't give a frick after 4.
APOLOGIZE
They should let Michael Bay use the audio and soundtrack from Transformers: The Movie (1986) with updated visuals of the retro designs in his style. It would make a billion from the Eastern box office alone.
ALL HAIL MICHAEL BAY
higher score than transformers 1
It got the BIPOC boost.
I'm black. I just want to see Transformers fight on Cybertron
you have no idea how RT works
It's such bullshit. 1, 2, 3 are objectively fun summer action films, and movies like them don't get made anymore. 4 and 5 were below average but were still miles better than most of the shit made today.
We took Michael Bay for granted.
Let's not go crazy. 2 is a hot mess.
I disagree. I used to think it sucked but I recently rewatched it and really enjoyed it. Take out the butt jokes and skids/mudflaps and I think it's a really fun action movie.
It's kino.
I love combining robots, I have a soft spot for this one.
What's a summer action film? Any action film that takes place in the summer?
2 is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's the only movie I ever walked out on
All 5 Bay films are better by a landslide
They don't even qualify as a movie. Ok maybe the first one but it's still a 3/10. The rest, especially the last one is below standards of Uwe Boll.
Midwits like you should remain on r*ddit. Cinemaphile is a Bay board.
>haha I'm pretending to treat the worst blockbuster movies of the century as entertraining works of art am I funny or what?
Go back to r*ddit, midwit.
You won't impress anybody pretending to like shit, homosexual.
Go away or lurk moar. You don't belong.
Go slit your wrists you moronic c**t and take your postironic larp with you.
>getting this angry over Bayformers
Kek. Classic midwit.
You don't get to say that you only pretended to be moronic now. Everyone knows you're bullshitting but you're still moronic.
You write like a bot. Feels like I clowned on the exact same person just yesterday.
Hey, gay. Nice damage control. You like pretending to be a fan of worst movies so it hurts so much when someone tells you it's a boring larp
Bruh.
>lolz I wuz only pretending to be moronic
mfw everytime
Lol frick off moron. First Transformers absolutely mogs every modern Capeshit flick and those all get glowing reviews
homosexual. also Uwe Boll is kino
>Bay will never direct another big blockbuster again
Feels bad man
Pain & Gain wasn't too long ago and it was absolute kino. I haven't seen Ambulance yet, but I heard that one was pretty good too
6 Underground and Ambulance are both fun action films that feel like big blockbusters.
>6 Underground
Felt like a best of Bay tbh
Opening chase has too many spastic jump cuts but the rest is pure Baykino
He may still get invited to direct something on his level like Fast and Furious 15 or something.
Had no idea shia was replaced by marky mark it seems so random.
Frick the arthouse libshit critics, all of the Bay films are better than this Maximals shit.
Legitmately how the frick does Transformers 2007 have a 57% but some garbage Marvel flicks get high 80s
Critics have hated Michael Bay since the late 90s because he talked shit on them during the Armageddon press tour. He's an objectively good visual and action director.
Is that rottentomato or whatever the frick? Transformer 1 has a solid 7/10 on IMDB based on over 650 k reviews while Rise of the beast only has little less than 300 reviews. I doubt many people have seen it yet. I dont pay for movies or shows for the last like 15 years or something. Imagine paying like 20 bucks for a bad movie and some overpriced popcorn.
>Tyrese GIBSon
LMFAO
>son of gibs
>The Maximals got wasted on this crap
Thanks, Hasbro.
Btw, the movie literally ends on a GI Joe crossover tease, they are this fricking desperate to revive both franchises.
god no, I fricking hate GI Joe transformers crossovers
People give DC a hard time but this truly is the worst blockbuster franchise. Endless fricking dogshit
I would have cast dinklidge as one of the little tape dudes
This cast isn't even attractive enough for a British sitcom
>Rise of the Beasts
>David Sobolov
At least they managed to get one original VA back from Beast Wars
When you have millions of dollars in budget and can only "manage" to get one actor from Beast Wars and he's not even playing the character he's known for
The studio and filmmakers have so much disrespect for Beast Wars and Transformers.
Judging from the reviews, the movie sucks.
A writer from Beast Wars could write a better movie.
>rise of the beasts
>all those monstrosities in the cast
well they can't be accused of false advertisement
I'm just happy Cullen is still around
How much more do you think it cost to hire them instead of voice actors?
God, I can tell Nightbird's actor is a troony just from the headshot
Still gonna blast in her guts
hey I guess Pete was an appropriate choice.
I guess you don't need humans in a transformers movie anyway
Bay knew his audience
>jump cut
Reportedly, the theatrical version of this was longer
It felt longer when I was watching that scene right next to my parents.
Wait this is a spike lee joint? You now have my attention.
What happens if you throw 10k zoomers into an AI aggregator
*American
Hispanic Lando Norris
Might get high later and watch the 1986 transformers.
I'm only interested if Optimus is taking faces
>Michael Bay explains how he had to beg Paramount to let him direct his fake news propaganda "movie" 13 Hours
>Paramount forced Beta cuck Based Bay to make troonyformers slop
>@8:11
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BUT I LOVE DIVERSITY AND INCLUSION GOYSLOP!!!
This is just sickening. Who the frick uses a black background on their subtitles?
>I'm TTTTRRRRAAAAANNNNSSSSSFFFFFOOOOOORRRRRMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGG
killing CG artists from overwork a dozen at a time
>We have now reached the point where we praise the Bayformers movies
Kinda based?
Yes, but it's baysed.
Bayformers were the last macho action blockbusters.
Who praised it for anything at any point in history?
They became the ultimate punching bags long ago. The first one is watchable if you just let it play in the background so you don't have to focus on it.
>They became the ultimate punching bags long ago
On reddit maybe. The people I've seen shit on them IRL all look like manchildren btw.
This, normal people loved the first 2-3 movies. They got shit near the end but people act like the entire franchise was a net negative on society itself
Only the first one got any kind of faint praise.
>Transformers
good effects, sometimes good action but of course criticized for humor for morons, crappy characters and almost no focus on the transformers themselves
>Transformers ROTF(L)
panned by every human being in the world, its massive failure was blamed on the writers strike, that's when someone was still willing to give Kurtzman and Orci benefit of the doubt
>Transformers: the third one
made fun as a dumb, meathead anti-movie but more like the first not the second one
>Transformers: the one with dinosaurs
I don't remember. Maybe it was more liked than the third. But it's hilarious how little the creators themselves gave a shit about these movies. Character, appear and disappear out of the story or between the movies without explanation
>Transformers: the one with Anthony Hopkins
A genuine assassination attempt on the audience. It's genuinely worse than anything before or after
And then Bumblebee came along and for the first time people liked it even though it's totally mediocre.
Forgot that one of them had a really nice piece of music.
Imagine typing out so many words because Michael Bay of all people made you feel dumb lol.
>this is a lot of words for Michael Bay's audience
Yo, midwit. Try not to get hit by the burning truck.
>still larping
Did that guy playing a cop get ran over for real?
Stop pretending. They're some of the worst blockbuster movies ever made. Toilet humor meets shameless GM commercial meets PG-13 sex comedy meets seizure attack.
You need to go back.
Live action transformers have literally never been good.
I'd like to thank the first Transformers movie for showing me Megan Fox when I was a child and ensuring my heterosexuality.
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Just saw a commercial for this on tv and the screen was plastered with "10/10 best movie ever" reviews.
Some scenes look cool
You know why this looks like fake shit? It's because the background is CGI too. Bay Transformers worked because he used a real life backdrop to put the robots in. This is something that good directors understand. It's the only way to make CGI work.
But what can you expect from modern filmmakers that have no fricking basic common sense whatsoever.
bay transformers is the lowest low that cinema visuals has ever reached. not just failing to appeal but actually hurting to watch
that looks goofy as frick
it's G1 inspired you fricking casual
whatever that means, nerd. looks like hes breakdancing on his crotch in a ps3 game
ah still at it with the action being at the far sides/off the screen, rapidly alternating between sides too fast for the eyes to follow anything.
Looks like a michelin man commerical
>people sick of Bayformers
>Bumblebee was a moderate success
>go back to faux Bayformers but gayer and helmed by a mediocre director
I can't believe these homosexuals are still chasing the whole shared universe thing as well. This franchise is run by literal fricking idiots
All jokes aside, what the frick were they thinking
>hire black director to make a transformers movie
>he makes the transformers apes
Lol, lmao even
Yeah whatever man. Transformers has been nothing but terrible low tier culture since Bay made the first film
>Latino culture
>zero low riders or old cars
Yeah no
>literally no references to Speedy Gonzales or Sleepy Rodriguez
It has Unicron, though. Instant money.
they're blowing their load too early with Unicron. Should build up to him as a 3rd movie villain.
There's been like 10 movies already.
He's the villain of the entire new trilogy, which this movie is the 1st of
>he doesn't know
oh no no hohoho
How does it look worse than the original?
Bay is a great visual director.
The two sides of Cinemaphile
It looks like when a movie has been transferred to VHS by cropping a tiny section of the frame
>Transformers movie but with shit CGI and no hot chicks
>This will sell our movie
Now I understand the movie's title
Can't slay the Bay
Hmmmmm
>these transformers movies are making money but the audience keeps complaining that the human characters suck
>it must be because they're too white and there isn't enough diversity
Suits actually believe this.
So is this movie like Beast Wars from when I was a kid? Does it have Cheetor and Rat-Trap and shit? Or is it just messy CGI garbage where robots are fighting and you can't really tell what's going on?