>see this movie as a kid >think ratatouille is an exquisite, French delicacy >finally try it last year as an adult >it's just roasted veggies and some sauce
what a fricking let down. it is total peasant food. not a terrible dish but not somthing I'd order at a nice resturant.
That's the whole point, moron
The lady even asks Remy when he shows her since it's a peasant dish
He made something with pure passion, something Ego was missing, something that reminded him of when his mom's cooking and how it made him feel better
I'm sorry you were unaware of the fact that ratatouille is literally and obviously common easy-to-make peasant food and that was literally the joke of the film.
>finally try it last year as an adult >it's just roasted veggies and some sauce >just
So?
That doesn't mean it's not delicious, you colossal fricking moron. What the frick do you think "haute cuisine" is exactly? What were you expecting? Jesus, how are you proud of being so dumb?
>it's just roasted veggies and some sauce
Did you miss the part it's something the old man's mom used to make for him when he was a kid? Of course it's not high cuisine, but something normal people make.
And if I remember correctly, even Colette says it's not something worth it, at first
yeah, but like the other poster said don't start with a zucchini
you have to make sure it's safe and sanitary and easy to remove (you don't want to go to the hospital with something stuck up your butthole)
google how to do this before trying random stuff
yeah, but like the other poster said don't start with a zucchini
you have to make sure it's safe and sanitary and easy to remove (you don't want to go to the hospital with something stuck up your butthole)
google how to do this before trying random stuff
Green peeled bananas work pretty good. Not too big, self lube and you can poop them out if they slip.
Gotta be green because yellow is too soft.
As a kid I remember finding it really weird when that woman turned out to be the love interest for the guy because I thought she was meant to be an old woman who was 20+ years older than the MC.
so what, someone posted THAT picture in a ratatouille thread over half a year ago so now it gets posted in every ratatouille thread? to the point that people make ratatouille threads just to post it?
Insane top
i'm here for the special soup
POST IT
Cars 3
I know a girl who looks like this
Why did she do it broskis?
>waiting for the drop
POST IT
HURRY
>when you get the zucc in the butt
If your girlfriend identifies with her then run. She's a b***h.
It's incredibles
Post it btw
Please post the image.
Alright, where is it?
>see this movie as a kid
>think ratatouille is an exquisite, French delicacy
>finally try it last year as an adult
>it's just roasted veggies and some sauce
what a fricking let down. it is total peasant food. not a terrible dish but not somthing I'd order at a nice resturant.
Maybe Remmy prepared it in a very special way, I guess we'll never know how good it can taste
there's not even any meat on it?
I always imagined pepperoni would be included in the dish, shame
not per se but this particular recipe has a lot of protein added
you thought it would be the cleanest, best pleasure?
that was the point you imbecile, you cant even get right a kids movie
literally a bunch of zucchini and some dill
It's just a bunch of chopped vegetables roasted in tomato sauce, but it does taste pretty good
That's the whole point, moron
The lady even asks Remy when he shows her since it's a peasant dish
He made something with pure passion, something Ego was missing, something that reminded him of when his mom's cooking and how it made him feel better
>implying all the best foods arent just veggies and sauce
I'm sorry you were unaware of the fact that ratatouille is literally and obviously common easy-to-make peasant food and that was literally the joke of the film.
>missing the point of a kids movie when it uses animation to pound it home even for morons.
this is actually impressive levels of autistic moronation
have a (you) for it
They literally acknowledge this in the movie. It’s a peasant dish that he gussies up
>finally try it last year as an adult
>it's just roasted veggies and some sauce
>just
So?
That doesn't mean it's not delicious, you colossal fricking moron. What the frick do you think "haute cuisine" is exactly? What were you expecting? Jesus, how are you proud of being so dumb?
>it's just roasted veggies and some sauce
Did you miss the part it's something the old man's mom used to make for him when he was a kid? Of course it's not high cuisine, but something normal people make.
And if I remember correctly, even Colette says it's not something worth it, at first
Post
It
How can white play rook c1 when the king's in check?
Can use it to take out the Knight?
He didn't moron, he Just clicked on it
POST IT
Who the hell is Bob Harper?
post what, what's everyone talking about?
post it
I LOVE THAT RAT MOVIE
If you post it, I will cum
witnessed
what a frickin homosexual
we get it, your grandma hates you
no she doesn't, you just eat whatever crap they throw at your face
frick YOU butthole *punch*
you win
forgot the gif
I still enjoyed your response, even if it was a bit disjointed.
i love my mammaw tellyawhut
every man should
shes like your moms mom but also your mom
but fun mom that never screams at you
Thread theme
I Cant actually be the only one who got a little spooked from that OP image right
same anon it is very unpleasant
spooks me too bros
I saw it on another board and it made browsing the catalog bothersome
now it's here too
it followed you
same energy
I like OP's image as much as I like jeff the killer.
Um, Mods??? There's literal porn ITT???
That’s kind of scary is that AI generated art?
Incredibles
I'll never forgot you my brother, my coomtain, my kang.
Reset your IP you moronic pollack. BTW this is my favorite meme on Cinemaphile since baneposting. Keep up God's work.
take your meds you dumb Hispanic monkey
Checked
Time to oil up??
what would possess someone to make this
Well, from this move I understood that Pixar is for normies
>Linguini please not again
Bros... does this actually feel good?
Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't start out with a zucchini tho
yeah, but like the other poster said don't start with a zucchini
you have to make sure it's safe and sanitary and easy to remove (you don't want to go to the hospital with something stuck up your butthole)
google how to do this before trying random stuff
Are you homies too scared to just buy a real dildo? Using produce adds unnecessary risk and wouldn't feel as good.
This, if you’re gonna act like a limp wristed homosexual at least be safe about it
Bananas feel great homosexual
>Anon rams fruit up his ass
Back to Cinemaphile homosexual
Idk what Cinemaphile is but it feels good. My wife pegs me as well, just not as much as I'd like
>It feels good
You also just said that you put fruit up your ass, you are a homosexual
Fruitcake would be a better description.
why did you reply to me? I told him not to
Green peeled bananas work pretty good. Not too big, self lube and you can poop them out if they slip.
Gotta be green because yellow is too soft.
Bro you have no idea how good it feels to have a cute tomboy take your wiener down her throat cuz she stimulates your prostate with her bare hands
That's nice but you need to move onto pegging sir.
Haha trust me bro she eats fingers and fricks my ass while teasing my cum and calling me her little god boy.
Zoomer women are wild
I like em
I love you
anons I'm gonna let you in on a little tip:
as long as all of us are based good boys and don't report nuthin, everything will be okay
this is just zoomer spyro subway
Its been a minute since I stepped foot in /b/, post it gay
Kung pow was right
Did that guy make any more Linguine art?
Are mods asleep? How has it been up for so long kek
As a kid I remember finding it really weird when that woman turned out to be the love interest for the guy because I thought she was meant to be an old woman who was 20+ years older than the MC.
>3 hours
>Still up
Zucchinisama...... I KNEEL
One of my least favorites, though to be fair I’ve not seen a lot of the garbage they’ve made in the last decade
Why is this so funny
Because of Linguini’s face
Imagine where the rat is.
Because you're a dumb frogBlack person
Ya seethe?
Didn't realize this but i think she helped me with my fetish for girls with her haircut
Do NOT click the ratatouille thread on Cinemaphile
this thread made me lose hope. you Black folk are really sticking fruit up your ass? these are the people i post with???
it really is weird
>janny cleaned it up
so what, someone posted THAT picture in a ratatouille thread over half a year ago so now it gets posted in every ratatouille thread? to the point that people make ratatouille threads just to post it?
i dont get the joke.
How many unironic Ratatouille threads do you see on this board
the joke is that the janny has to clean it up and earns $0 for doing so