His men went 4 weeks without sex before considering suicide. How would you fare?

His men went 4 weeks without sex before considering suicide. How would you fare?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    12 year streak and im feelin fine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      underage get out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      12 year olds aren't allowed to post on Cinemaphile.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    25 years and feeling fine

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      12 year streak and im feelin fine

      Cope?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything more than 2 days I start to get really angry

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm volcel for 2 years now, working on myself

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No actual biological male can go more than a month without the touch of a woman. It’s been proven by science that without exposure to the pheromones, saliva, and vaginal secretions of a woman, men’s testosterone levels and brain cells diminish rapidly. As you can imagine his men were at their wits end and the only kind thing to do would be allow them to fulfill their biological imperative

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His men didn't seem to have many wits to begin with.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol no. Those are some mental gymnastics though, your redneck pappy teach you that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Coomer incels acting like they'll die unless they get some pussy meanwhile these motherfuckers reach enlightenment without never even touching or talking to a woman.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fake news

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mom, I'm posting a bait
      fuck off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you calling me a girl

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna die alone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek loser

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lel closeted pedo homo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone dies alone. Even when someone dies in their lover's arms, they experience death as an absolutely private and subjective phenomenon, entirely closed off to themselves. We do not share consciousnesses, we only share physical space and manage to give each other indications of our feelings while in that space, but without actually proving the fact of our own consciousness to others.

      >prostitute for 18th birthday
      lmfao fucking hicks

      Apparently this is historically common in Europe. Picasso is supposed to have lost his in a brothel around this age, and then he went on to be quite the ladies' man.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone dies alone
        False. Some people have shared death experiences.
        https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33813876/
        >Anecdotal evidence suggests that some loved ones and caregivers of dying patients undergo a type of end-of-life phenomena known as a shared death experience or SDE, whereby one feels that one has participated in a dying person's transition to a post-mortem existence.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t get hard from porn anymore but I stand within five feet of my coworker and I stop popping off boners left and right and she’s at best a 6/10
    What’s wrong with me?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like your dick is doing everything right.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i fall in love with any woman that smiles/talks to me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've been getting in a similar situation. It takes real effort to get off to online stuff that I used to enjoy but I see one mid chick on the bus and imagine undressing her and all of a sudden I'm rock hard

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't his men just go homo like they do in jails

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because tight dicky feels better

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off weirdo.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Don't knock it till you try it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      only closeted fags go full homo in enclosed, male only enviros. Normal men wank off if they cant control themselves anymore

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can't go a week before all women start looking like Monica Bellucci.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I do always forget how utterly fuckable Naomie Harris is in this movie.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ew that's disgusting
      Megan burns had my cock diamond hard through out this movie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    realistically they probably would have just tied up and gagged zombie girls then fucked them with condoms

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Coomer
      You think after 30 days a man would tie down a thrashing 18 year old barely clothed dead girl and stick his penis into her? Her body pulsating, her head trying to gnash at his flesh? Her muscle spasms constricting around his penis in a grip so tight he starts to get pins and needles? You're a sick fuck buddy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if they were going to kill themselves over not being able to coom for a few weeks then they're probably coomers as well

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you would only get to that point after years and years. It's both a cannibal and a literal corpse, if you've ever smelt roadkill that's been cooking in the sun for a week then you know how hard it would be to do something that disgusting.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >i cannot bust my nut inside another human being, i must commit seppuku for this dishonor, i cannot coooooooooooooom!~
    volcel here, can't say i understand the obsession with sex people have, feels more like a group pressure thing than any real biological need to breed but i could be biased, it's the same thing as during early days of corona quarantine when no one went outside and normies were dropping like flies because those retards never spent a single second prior with their own thoughts and when they were forced to deal with their own intrusive thoughts and couldn't silence them with constant noise and stimulation they just up and killed themselves
    in conclusion people who consider suicide due to lack of social contact or better yet lack of sex are pretty screwy in the head, can't really imagine what goes on in a persons head that feels the need to off himself just because there is no puss puss on the table, figured mil coomers would just fuck each other since they like to hangout with sweaty men in trenches anyway

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    21, almost 22 here
    Will I ever make it bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this but 26

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hire qt prostitute and fuck her with a rubber on. Is that so hard??

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >back when I had friends they paid a prostitute for my 18 birthday
    >that was 13 years ago
    >haven't had sex since
    can your virginity grow back?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >prostitute for 18th birthday
      lmfao fucking hicks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I paid a Chinese hooker in roppongi to take mine at 26. I was drunk and can only remember how sad she looked.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33 and a virgin, I haven't even kissed a girl
    What do I win?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A high five.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      27 and feeling swell 🙂

      this but 26

      you go to pull it together lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely nothing, from anyone!

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    27 and feeling swell 🙂

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You just kind of get used to it after a while.

    I am near 30 years old and I don't even know how a kiss on the lips feels like, let alone any sexual activity. It is what it is though, life goes on.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How does holding a girl’s hand feel like? I’m reaching 40’s soon, and I have never felt a touch of a female’s hands with my own before, except when I accidentally touch them with the back of my hands when walking in a crowded area.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hitting 40s soon
        Hope this is a larp otherwise why do you have pic related saved you freak

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bony cold and sweaty
        or
        bony warm and sweaty

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get past high school without having sex. You're literally surrounded by women of the same age who want to have sex

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      By being sent to an all-boys religious school.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Literally impossible to get through Catholic school without being fucked

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Worse, I went to a Yeshiva, so there wasn't even gay sex and every single guy was an unfuckable nerd.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because men have been taught to fear women

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You're literally surrounded by women of the same age who want to have sex
      All women want to have sex, but none of them want to have sex with short ugly men. It's fairly simple.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      really easy, none of them wants to have sex with someone their age
      most retarded example was the 15yo sister of a friend with a 24yo bf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hated myself so much I didn't think I should be subjected to a single other person. Been making a little progress and now I'm starting to hate women too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >women of the same age who want to have sex
      They don't want to dumbass gtfo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Like I answer whenever someone asks this: be short and autistic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally no way women actually want to have sex

      men want to have sex and that shit is irrefutable, they literally do everything for it, meanwhile women are hard as shit to fuck and you have to jump through ten million hoops to get some pussy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't comprehend something so I must be right!
        Haha. I remember being underage b& as well.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And? You expect a woman to come to you and ask you for sex? Or you just go to random stranger in the hallway and you ask her for sex?

      The fact that there are women around you is not some ultimate win that you imagine it to be.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because I actually like and respect women so I don't lie and am upfront about my dysfunctionalities to avoid the while thing where women wind up with a guy they don't like because the guy was pretending to be somebody or something that they're not
      Also I'm indian (American born but still)
      Also even though I'm muscular I'm also kind of chubby

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom of the social hierarchy, autistic, the only positive thing about me was that I got good grades and I wasn't short. But girls don't care about grades, at least in my country

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because I barely had any friends in high school and women of all ages are attracted to status first and foremost.
      This is a harsh reality that I had a hard time accepting. Women don't care about your height, bodyfat percentage, jawline, etc, they care that you have friends and aren't an anti-social hermit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >had no chance with oneitis in high school because she was fucking some college guy with a car and his own place
      >had no chance with girls my age in college because they were all fucking older guys with a car and their own place and good jobs and money
      >now in my early 30s, nice job, nice car, own a house, make a ton of money
      >women my age who wanted nothing to do with me when we were younger because they all preferred older guys start pushing le groomer meme and shaming relationships with age gaps and training younger women that if a guy is more than a couple years older than them they're a creepy groomer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >had no chance with girls my age in college because they were all fucking older guys with a car and their own place and good jobs and money
        This doesn't usually happen
        Most young girls date guys their own age, if you ask most college girls they'd be grossed out at the thought of dating a 30 year old

        Also
        >had no chance with oneitis in high school because she was fucking some college guy with a car and his own place
        Wouldn't this be statutory rape in most places?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Wouldn't this be statutory rape in most places?
          Yes but that doesn't stop both persons from engaging in the act.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Wouldn't this be statutory rape in most places?
          Yes but it's not uncommon at all for high school girls to fuck college guys. And I'm not talking about a SHE'S ONLY 17 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES OLD YOU SICK FUCK situation where a high school senior is still dating her college freshman boyfriend and they've been together since she was a sophomore. When we were both 16 I found out my oneitis was fucking some 22 y/o collegefag. This was in a state with the age of consent at 18. That's why walled roasties now pushing the groomer shit can go fuck themselves, they had no problem whoring themselves out to older men and shutting out men their own age when they were younger but suddenly it's a huge problem when they get older.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just didn't give a shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I was just quiet and kept to myself, didn't really dislike anyone just no need to engage in pointless talk. If someone asked me a question I would answer them. If they needed my help I would help them.
      My problem is I don't know how to keep a conversation going. If someone asked me how my weekend was I would tell them and ask them about theirs. I would listen to their response and ask a question if I needed something clarified. After that, I don't know what to talk about.
      Even now in discords when I play a game with people I have known for years this happens. Sometimes we just sit in the channel while playing the game not talking for minutes at a time. I just do my game callouts and go back to being quiet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are the new breed of human. Homo sapiens efficientus

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >If someone asked me a question I would answer them. If they needed my help I would help them.
          >My problem is I don't know how to keep a conversation going. If someone asked me how my weekend was I would tell them and ask them about theirs. I would listen to their response and ask a question if I needed something clarified. After that, I don't know what to talk about.
          Me 100% as well.

          We're "if this, then that" robots living in a human world anon I'm afraid

          Honestly I don't care at this points. If it happens it happens.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >If someone asked me a question I would answer them. If they needed my help I would help them.
        >My problem is I don't know how to keep a conversation going. If someone asked me how my weekend was I would tell them and ask them about theirs. I would listen to their response and ask a question if I needed something clarified. After that, I don't know what to talk about.
        Me 100% as well.

        We're "if this, then that" robots living in a human world anon I'm afraid

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I was just quiet and kept to myself, didn't really dislike anyone just no need to engage in pointless talk. If someone asked me a question I would answer them. If they needed my help I would help them.
          My problem is I don't know how to keep a conversation going. If someone asked me how my weekend was I would tell them and ask them about theirs. I would listen to their response and ask a question if I needed something clarified. After that, I don't know what to talk about.
          Even now in discords when I play a game with people I have known for years this happens. Sometimes we just sit in the channel while playing the game not talking for minutes at a time. I just do my game callouts and go back to being quiet.

          Just use some critical thinking, there's a reason why they told you something, use it as hook to dig deeper or say something related. It's not hard. Also projecting that you're comfortable with silence embarrasses people into trying to keep up a conversation. Same goes with deliberately delayed responses, they'll just start talking more and you have a bit more time to process.

          If men in the military and prison can become gay, would a gay person become straight if you surrounded him by women for a few weeks/months?

          No they would become misogynists.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My mom was/is such a mean person that I was afraid she would shit all over everyone I ever brought home and make fun of me so I never even bothered trying. When I finally got a gf in college she shit all over her and never made an effort to hide her contempt for the woman.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, my class barely had any girl and none of them were hot

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I have 64gb of audio porn on two headsets with a solar panel usb charger
    Not going to get myself killed fighting over some pussy

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sex is really cool but not really that big of a deal and a bit overrated. when you crave it so much, just pay a hooker and see for your self.
    t. sex haver

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i know it sounds like cope from my part, but I mostly want a gf for companionship

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Most people who are older than 18 want relationships for companionship bro.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        While the first few years in a new relationship are good it does wear a bit thin after a while, familiarity breeds contempt.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, familiarity breeds intimacy and trust, contemporary people just hate things that don't produce a novelty response.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its really hard to find someone that you like to be around with if you take fucking out of the equation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Have you never got in? Its great dude and makes that connection to your companion strong. Just get out there. Get something easy at first. Not terrible looking but something easy and appreciate how hard one like that will really try to make you happy. Then get some experience and move on unless it's what you want.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that you're a normal functional human being. A girl wanted you, was interested in you, was interested in being with you, was interested to the point of wanting to undress right before you. And then other girls did the same thing after. You know you're normal, even if you are not getting it for the last 10 years you still know that you're normal.

      Now imagine never in your entire life getting any interest from any female ever. Not just no gf, not just no sex, but never even kissing or any form of sexual/emotional exchange whatsoever. The concept of a girl just wanting to hold your hand being beyond foreign and alien at this point.
      That's the entire problem, not the mere act of inserting a penis into a vagina, but knowing that you're a dysfunctional failure that no one wanted or wants or desires in any capacity whatsoever

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry that the genetic lotterly dealt you such a bad hand, but let me tell you that there are plenty of dysfunctional failures jumping in and out of relationsships and causing actual damage to other people. just look at some bipolar disorder gf threads on /adv/ and be glad that you're safe from that kind of hell.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >genetic lottery
          I would've believed you ten years ago but nowadays 30% of zoomer males aren't having sex and some research even suggest females may exceed that number in a decade or two. It can't all be genetic

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't had sex since 2014. Soon my 10 year anniversary.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    3 months and I'm feeling fine.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i literally can't stop farting when i'm anywhere near a women

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I literally cum in my pants the second I see a woman IRL

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    longest period of time without sex? one year and a half. im twenty three and i lost my virginity at sixteen.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most single men are only having sex every weekend. Also they were in the army so they might have only had every send weekend off. Depending on when the pandemic started it might have been closer to six weeks for them. I understand how they would be willing to fuck a sheboon after a dry spell like that.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't the fact that they hadn't had sex in 28 days.
    It was the idea that they'd never see a woman ever again and the human race was done for

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If that was the case why didn't they act like respectable gentlemen when they found out there would be a hope for reproduction?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It was the idea that they'd never see a woman ever again and the human race was done for
      Why would they think that? They themselves managed to survive and were rather comfortable. The zombies weren't magical in 28 days later and could die just as easily as a normal human, so would naturally starve eventually.

      Wouldn't you presume there were many other holdouts in the world and after a few months most of the danger from the infected would have passed?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >entire unit would fail No Nut November
    Low-T coomers tbh

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently on day 4 no sex. I am going insane.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Haha

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    4 years with access to mainstream porn, 4 hours without

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will do literally anything to get laid except for actually talk to or approach women. I want them to approach me.

    If I get in really good shape, wear expensive clothes, and go into a club or bar, what are the chances that women will actually approach me instead?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I tried that route and it's not working for me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why dont u try it the other way around: u first start talking to women and become their friend and they might give u helpful tips for self-improvement

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they might give u helpful tips for self-improvement
        lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          have you never really had a female friend? never asked them about your new haircut or your new pants? female feedback can be quite helpful.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Women can't even fathom how bad average men have it. You can watch hundreds of videos on youtube with women trying to use their male friend's tinder and being shocked at how few responses / matches they're getting with his profile. Women genuinely think "just take a shower" is helpful advice. From the age they were 15, everyone with a dick has been trying to fuck them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, but they start looking at you more, probably hoping for you to initiate contact despite having instilled you with belief that doing so would make you a "creep" in your formative years and such you never got any practise and now that you see girls all ages eyeing you up you don't know how to go from there. Feminists and women in general are fucking idiots.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That happened to me once but I fucked it up and it never happened again. 99.9% of women will expect you to approach them even if you're handsome, in shape, and clearly have money.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    MY MEN HAVE GONE 28 DAYS WITHOUT SEX

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Losed virginity at 27

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Girl stalked me on facebook and asked me out
        She's my gf now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Girl stalked me on facebook and asked me out
          lucky

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >lose virginity at 17
    >find out I have ED on the same occasion

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You joke but look at how normies reacted when covid started back in 2020 and they had to stay inside and not go out partying and having sex.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >every girl online making jokes about how they'd be having tons of sex once lockdowns were lifted
      >didn't ever get a crumb of that
      I guess they said that and then just went back to their old fuckbuddies

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should you actually have to "try" to get laid? I've always thought that, if you aren't an autistic schizo and are a normal person, it's something that just happens naturally, you don't have to work for it or "self improve" to get pussy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea how hard even socially-adjusted, normal men work for pussy. Like honing and refining their tinder profile to perfection, but then only get 2 matches per week and then brainstorming the perfect opener like their life depends on it (only to get ignored). Or constantly finding new interesting places to snap pictures for their Instagram so they can pass as "cool" to girls they're seeing, when that girl inevitably parses through their instagram. And then the mind games they're put themselves through when a girl shows some interest in them.

      It's almost a full-time job in itself. And normal people don't get sex as easily as you'd think.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I once tried to hang out with my friend and he spent nearly four hours on snapchat messaging the same four or five chicks the entire night. He only ended up sleeping with two of them months later and pretty much never talked to or brought them up again. If it costs that much time and effort to get a one night stand with some tinder sluts I shudder to think how hard it is to get an actual committed relationship without getting lucky and being in the right place at the right time

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy. They were probably raging gay by day three.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If men in the military and prison can become gay, would a gay person become straight if you surrounded him by women for a few weeks/months?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Women have buttholes too.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    30 days bros... 30 goddamn days! There's no way I'd last that long.

    t. last had sex December 24, 2014

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know that humans are greedy and you'll never be satisfied and so on, but I wish I had sex just once at a relatively normal age, like 16-20.
    Just once, so I know that I'm not completely unlovable. That the idea that a girl could actually want to touch me isn't so unthinkable, because I'd have actual proof I'm worth it.
    I just feel like shit. I'm a total failure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >so I know that I'm not completely unlovable.
      I feel denied of the quintessential human experience. Why bother contributing to society?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >contributing to society
        I never understood this meme. Nobody fucking works to 'contribute' The fuck does anyone from a lowly waiter to an overeducated desk jockey contribute to anybody?
        I just want not to starve, bruv.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In a few weeks I’ll be a 31 khv. I’ve never tried in my entire life, never even asked a girl out. Once I got to hs I became a complete social retard. Then I developed avoidant personality disorder out of my shame and humiliation about my friendless shut in life. Despite being despondent and having given up on life because of my lack of social life, I still make no efforts to have one because of how ashamed I am. The thought of going on a date and having to reveal my pathetic life absolutely terrifies me. The thought of having any sexual or romantic experience where I reveal I can’t do even the most basic kissing terrifies me.

    Life is over for me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The thought of going on a date and having to reveal my pathetic life absolutely terrifies me. The thought of having any sexual or romantic experience where I reveal I can’t do even the most basic kissing terrifies me.
      Same age, same problems. Are we cursed people?

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fucked 14 girls in when I reached 20 in a single year

    >29 now and haven’t kissed a girl since

    No idea what happened

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    37 years and counting. My powers are growing. Stay strong brothers.

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